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How to Become Pope 

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Комментарии : 31 тыс.   
@topside1981
@topside1981 3 года назад
Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today
@topside1981
@topside1981 3 года назад
Thanks
@poopoo7540
@poopoo7540 3 года назад
@Topside I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT!
@Helloknight
@Helloknight 3 года назад
a grizzly bear has approved of this comment
@bruhmoment6658
@bruhmoment6658 3 года назад
Aren’t you a little young to be the pope?
@topside1981
@topside1981 3 года назад
Not at all @bruhmoment No age restrictions mentioned in video at least
@OMGpandemic
@OMGpandemic 4 года назад
*"So you're saying there's a chance."*
@Not_Aaron_
@Not_Aaron_ 4 года назад
*''YES!''*
@darklooter4272
@darklooter4272 4 года назад
Yesss XD
@Boretheory
@Boretheory 4 года назад
Mh yes the 0,000000000000001%
@darklooter4272
@darklooter4272 4 года назад
Niccolò argiolas lol
@Paul-ud7pt
@Paul-ud7pt 3 года назад
LMAO!
@outriggerblue
@outriggerblue Год назад
Fun fact: the last non-cardinal to become pope only did so because 2 groups of cardinals refused to elect a pope for about 3 years, so he told them to stop messing around and choose someone, and he was chosen. He made 2 decrees: 1, that popes could retire, and 2, that he was retiring as pope
@cantthinkofaname5046
@cantthinkofaname5046 Год назад
Legend
@cj-zp1pw
@cj-zp1pw Год назад
BASED
@Artrysa
@Artrysa Год назад
Oh yeah, I heard about this in the historic documentary Pope Fights.
@pdfbanana
@pdfbanana Год назад
big time misinformation
@jort93z
@jort93z Год назад
This is false, completely made up. He never retired, he died 5 years later. The main thing he did was changing the election. Basically he made rules like the cardinals can't leave the place of the election, among other rules. The pope makes the rules, so they can just retire anyway.
@Loonfuzzy
@Loonfuzzy Год назад
I remember in school a kid gave a presentation on how he'd become a pope, and now I see where he got it
@user-lo6uo1rj4s
@user-lo6uo1rj4s Год назад
wait what
@jacksonsmith2955
@jacksonsmith2955 Год назад
@@user-lo6uo1rj4s he's saying a kid in his school plagiarized this video for a project
@localhdmain6306
@localhdmain6306 Год назад
@@jacksonsmith2955 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does
@Nebweed
@Nebweed Год назад
@@localhdmain6306 Amen 🙏🏻
@jayparekh4080
@jayparekh4080 Год назад
@@localhdmain6306 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does
@bitequation314
@bitequation314 2 года назад
Of course, moving up the ranks of Catholicism is pretty difficult. Once you become a bishop, you're only allowed to move diagonally.
@mariustan9275
@mariustan9275 2 года назад
noice
@nielsoconnel5136
@nielsoconnel5136 2 года назад
didn't undestood ?
@bitequation314
@bitequation314 2 года назад
@@nielsoconnel5136 In chess, bishops can only move diagonally.
@nielsoconnel5136
@nielsoconnel5136 2 года назад
@@bitequation314 Oh I didn't know it was called bishop in chess, and is "moving diagonally " a saying also ?
@bitequation314
@bitequation314 2 года назад
@@nielsoconnel5136 not really, but it's because I mentioned "moving up the ranks".
@grimble4564
@grimble4564 4 года назад
I love how theres almost 2000 years worth of music associated with the Catholic Church that could've been used for the background tune, but these guys decided to go with the music that I play when making pizza
@danielbruceagra9022
@danielbruceagra9022 3 года назад
@kou shik • 9K Views these musics aren't copyrighted, but ok
@SortaSora
@SortaSora 3 года назад
@kou shik • 9K Views ever heard of public domain? no?
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 3 года назад
The music is in the public domain, yes, but any recording of it is covered by a separate copyright.
@jatsefos
@jatsefos 3 года назад
@@beeble2003 And there's plenty of public domain recordings of public domain sacred music.
@apaloosa01
@apaloosa01 3 года назад
Well, there's something italian about it !
@laasya6144
@laasya6144 Год назад
Me, a teenage Hindu girl: Yes, yes this is all vital information. I should note this down.
@Danny-si3ec
@Danny-si3ec Год назад
@Laasya yes, that's so brilliant of you.
@DoctorTex
@DoctorTex Год назад
3:23 I have been watching this video for years, and I literally *JUST* noticed one Cardinal hiding his phone instead of turning it in.
@lilphoque4904
@lilphoque4904 2 года назад
Didn't know 19 million people were interested in becoming the pope. Looks like i have competition
@akaidtobib.7
@akaidtobib.7 2 года назад
Indeed,my freind indeed
@oofanatorer
@oofanatorer 2 года назад
I guess 15 million people are my enemy
@purplebrickwall
@purplebrickwall 2 года назад
Eliminate them
@Privacymode
@Privacymode 2 года назад
I'm not even catholic or a man and I want to be pope.
@oofanatorer
@oofanatorer 2 года назад
@@Privacymode well you already fail
@Qulxotic
@Qulxotic 4 года назад
“You can choose any name you want” Popelo Escobar
@anjelyce5336
@anjelyce5336 4 года назад
Good one
@zycklacon9588
@zycklacon9588 4 года назад
Gacha verse
@marcosmorales2537
@marcosmorales2537 4 года назад
xd
@siegepimentel6154
@siegepimentel6154 4 года назад
pope john paul 666
@marshallsublime9221
@marshallsublime9221 4 года назад
yes.
@levy4380
@levy4380 Год назад
Man, thanks for the tutorial, very clear. The problem is I misunderstood the religion and now I'm a Jewish Kohen. Any advice on how to proceed?
@starcollapse5227
@starcollapse5227 Год назад
LMFAOOO
@0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero
don't worry: the papacy is house of cards anyway so you could probably easily infiltrate it. Can't destroy the Orthodox Church though
@kevinswanson6621
@kevinswanson6621 Год назад
With caution
@theosteven3362
@theosteven3362 Год назад
@@0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero wrong indication. The orthodox has now been against each other. Easier to infiltrate them.
@breadguy1010
@breadguy1010 Год назад
You picked the wrong select in the menu, gotta reset your game and pick Catholic to continue
@blaszka5073
@blaszka5073 Год назад
I don't know why I need this knowledge but I was shocked that you explained it so simply and concisely in just a few minutes.
@DoAGoldeneye
@DoAGoldeneye Год назад
You must have been new here
@thewestwind_
@thewestwind_ 4 года назад
“First, be a man...” *MISSION FAILED, WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME*
@erickalejandropullastaboad9718
@erickalejandropullastaboad9718 4 года назад
Made my day haha😂. Good luck next time
@thewestwind_
@thewestwind_ 4 года назад
BurglaaR Tv Satire?
@Leb149
@Leb149 4 года назад
@@thewestwind_ don't bother with him
@thewestwind_
@thewestwind_ 4 года назад
Odd Lebanatron Just poking fun
@thewestwind_
@thewestwind_ 4 года назад
Aw the guy deleted his comment. Blast. 🤣
@helixtheraptor9374
@helixtheraptor9374 3 года назад
Instructions unclear: I’m now in jail for assassinating a bishop
@stefandomeier1911
@stefandomeier1911 3 года назад
Hahahahahahaha
@niismo.
@niismo. 3 года назад
He told you to wait for his death smh
@theoneguywiththeyoutubecha204
@theoneguywiththeyoutubecha204 3 года назад
This IS WAR!
@Flarflenugen
@Flarflenugen 3 года назад
@@niismo. he did. He waited for the bullet to pass through his skull
@taxevasion8946
@taxevasion8946 3 года назад
@@Flarflenugen at least he waited efficiently
@CardPlayingStrategies
@CardPlayingStrategies Год назад
What is your quest? What is your favorite color? LMAO 🤣 Love a great Holy Grail reference
@AbonEsCabron
@AbonEsCabron Год назад
Props to the stickman who became Pope over the other stickmen. A true feat of faith and loyalty.
@pmc614
@pmc614 4 года назад
"You can pick any name you want" Have you heard the tragedy of Pope Plagueius the Wise?
@cjth3beast265
@cjth3beast265 4 года назад
I'm sure it's not one the Cardinals would tell you
@alessiodelcastillo1613
@alessiodelcastillo1613 4 года назад
@@cjth3beast265 lmaaaooo I died here
@arkhamsquire4503
@arkhamsquire4503 4 года назад
@@nexusanphans3813 Take a seat, young bishop.
@animegirl8033
@animegirl8033 4 года назад
No He didn't say this It must be Pope then a Saint name And I have s book with all the saints so gl!
@rananarinoglu5008
@rananarinoglu5008 4 года назад
2:53 Just look ar left corner...
@joycourier
@joycourier 4 года назад
instructions unclear, became CEO of McDonalds
@steamdragon8550
@steamdragon8550 4 года назад
joycourier 🤣
@gadzo4
@gadzo4 4 года назад
Bro that's the same thing
@queruba.
@queruba. 4 года назад
@Alejandro Márquez A phedora?
@frindjinny6
@frindjinny6 4 года назад
Hey you got the money wil low expenses
@bananya6020
@bananya6020 4 года назад
congratulations! Enjoy your new job!
@Rafael-qd3yq
@Rafael-qd3yq Год назад
A bishop doesn't have to die or retire for you to become one. If a bishop needs help for various reasons you can become a bishop coadjutor. Though that is usually if a bishop is near his retirement age. But there is no exact rule
@Christmas-Jacket
@Christmas-Jacket Год назад
Easter Eggs: Star Wars royal guard in the bottom left of the screen among pictures of cardinals: 2:54 Bottom left cardinal sneaks his cell phone into his sleeve when told to give them to the bishop(?): 3:23 Right-most cardinal peeking to use a cell phone: 4:15
@haydenchan6389
@haydenchan6389 3 года назад
Instructions unclear; became the president of the United States.
@AtomicAlchemist
@AtomicAlchemist 3 года назад
Please fix this dumpster fire
@pickleism253
@pickleism253 3 года назад
Instructions unclear; became the Emperor of the Galactic Empire
@greaterbritannia5745
@greaterbritannia5745 3 года назад
@@pickleism253 I am the senate
@christianfreedom-seeker934
@christianfreedom-seeker934 3 года назад
We do need better qaulifications for President of the United States. Here are my recommendations: 1) MUST BE AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. AGE LIMIT WILL BE 70 YEARS OLD. 2) YOU MUST HAVE A MASTERS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE OR A MASTERS DEGREE IN LAW. 3) YOU CANNOT BE A FELON OR HAVE BEEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR ANY FELONY. 4) YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY NARCOTICS OR TRACES OF NARCOTICS IN YOUR SYSTEM. 5) YOU CANNOT BE SENILE, INCOMPETENT OR INSANE. 6) YOU MUST BE A BORN ON US SOIL AMERICAN CITIZEN AND COMPLETELY LOYAL TO THE COUNTRY. 7) YOU CANNOT HAVE ACCEPTED MONEY FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS OR BUSINESSES. 8) YOU HAVE TO BE 100% FOR THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS. This list would Disqaulify most the the idiots who seek High Office but in return we'll get a pool of candidates who can actually be trusted!!!
@christianfreedom-seeker934
@christianfreedom-seeker934 3 года назад
If you like my list, please give it a "thumbs up" 👍 and rate + comment! Let's keep criminals OUT of our Government!!!
@mediterraneanclassic
@mediterraneanclassic 2 года назад
I imagine someone asking the future pope "How did you become a pope?" and he just drops "I watched CGP Grey"
@yeetusfeetus713
@yeetusfeetus713 2 года назад
Pope Francis: *yes*
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 года назад
@@yeetusfeetus713 Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.
@yeetusfeetus713
@yeetusfeetus713 2 года назад
@@loturzelrestaurant dude I am just making a joke
@christinecamua
@christinecamua 2 года назад
Darth Vader is now interested becoming a pope now?
@alvaro93364
@alvaro93364 2 года назад
Who?
@deodeo7620
@deodeo7620 Год назад
Now that he has passed (rest in peace) I must now rewatch this video
@zombiegeddon4254
@zombiegeddon4254 Год назад
The current pope is still alive
@somedude5422
@somedude5422 Год назад
@@zombiegeddon4254 The one that resigned dropped dead
@zombiegeddon4254
@zombiegeddon4254 Год назад
@@somedude5422 yeha i know that’s basically what I was sayin
@HunterTube13387six
@HunterTube13387six 5 месяцев назад
21 million people want to be a pope
@zkace
@zkace 3 года назад
0:56 "Master of Divinity" sounds like the final upgrade to the healing magic tree of some RPG
@juan.3077
@juan.3077 3 года назад
Ikr lmao
@jsgv7935
@jsgv7935 2 года назад
LMAOOOOO
@jsgv7935
@jsgv7935 2 года назад
it sounds like a modded terraria weapon
@970A
@970A 2 года назад
@@jsgv7935 yo wanna play terraria?
@jsgv7935
@jsgv7935 2 года назад
@@970A sure what's yo discord
@baconhasdignity6043
@baconhasdignity6043 3 года назад
*”So class, what did you do over the summer?”* Me and the boys:
@moltenlava9816
@moltenlava9816 2 года назад
The Simpsons is dead
@icantthinkofacreativenamei8274
@icantthinkofacreativenamei8274 2 года назад
@@moltenlava9816 nobody cares
@smlik
@smlik 2 года назад
@@moltenlava9816 Roblox is dead
@SalvadoranSapper503
@SalvadoranSapper503 2 года назад
@@moltenlava9816 who asked ? On my way rn Ok so nobody asked
@samharding2318
@samharding2318 2 года назад
You mean... you and the little boys?
@claushellsing
@claushellsing Год назад
This is what I actually love about Catholicism, Protocols, Herachies, etc.
@bettysims336
@bettysims336 Год назад
I love the work, keep it up!!
@drdounut6658
@drdounut6658 3 года назад
Plot twist: The current pope followed this tutorial.
@hemanthbhaskar6964
@hemanthbhaskar6964 3 года назад
Actually once, the top liked comment on this video was from some account named "Pope Francis" and it said "LMAO! Thanks fam. It worked"
@drdounut6658
@drdounut6658 3 года назад
@@hemanthbhaskar6964 i know
@vaniljam5176
@vaniljam5176 3 года назад
@@hemanthbhaskar6964 yeah thats the real pope
@rperm834
@rperm834 2 года назад
Not present one but the next pope would have followed this.
@Someone-fr7vh
@Someone-fr7vh 2 года назад
@@rperm834 sarcasm is a thing ya know?
@Seltyk
@Seltyk 3 года назад
3:23 Cardinal in the bottom-left hides his phone
@minecraftwithco6900
@minecraftwithco6900 3 года назад
Lol
@wiktoreriksson4566
@wiktoreriksson4566 3 года назад
And at the prayer he uses it
@thetapatioguy375
@thetapatioguy375 3 года назад
Hes our inside man
@shambosaha9727
@shambosaha9727 3 года назад
peak comedy
@robinasebastian1873
@robinasebastian1873 3 года назад
Yes
@paleo2265
@paleo2265 Год назад
Even 10 years after I still come back to watch this
@MarcusMaximilianII
@MarcusMaximilianII Год назад
Thanks!
@dr.quackenbacker5247
@dr.quackenbacker5247 2 года назад
Had a family member reach the level of Cardinal, didn't realize how much he actually had to go through.
@UglyNTRBastard
@UglyNTRBastard 2 года назад
Wishing your fam luck on becoming the next pope
@suparobomania
@suparobomania 2 года назад
Woah. That's cool
@hunterofdarkness8329
@hunterofdarkness8329 2 года назад
Make sure he becomes a pope so you can tell us what secret lies in the Vatican
@veeer2255
@veeer2255 2 года назад
Keep updating us
@thesunandthemoon9688
@thesunandthemoon9688 2 года назад
@@veeer2255 yess
@sazvanali1371
@sazvanali1371 4 года назад
Instructions unclear, accidentally restarted the USSR
@Ben-222
@Ben-222 4 года назад
Don’t worry it’ll collapse again
@iaminyourwalls107
@iaminyourwalls107 4 года назад
There are no accidents
@mostlikelyaperson6940
@mostlikelyaperson6940 4 года назад
We all make mistakes in the heart of passion Jimbo.
@alexnather7614
@alexnather7614 4 года назад
but i can only work part time as pope... am i still good
@aj-gt4vj
@aj-gt4vj 4 года назад
Our ussr
@burger5488
@burger5488 Год назад
I love being up at 3 AM watching a video on how to be a pope.
@fsgdevil7959
@fsgdevil7959 Год назад
Every few months I come and check back in on this video just to find out that I am in fact, not the pope
@jasperhugelier1556
@jasperhugelier1556 5 лет назад
“You can choose any name you want” XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX
@handsomearabian
@handsomearabian 4 года назад
imagine this happening for real XD
@Mc__Nugget
@Mc__Nugget 4 года назад
69 likes
@MrMcfish
@MrMcfish 4 года назад
NUB it could happen because memes are taking over the planet
@lacrimi512
@lacrimi512 4 года назад
XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX The First.
@Mc__Nugget
@Mc__Nugget 4 года назад
The fuck, 89 likes. Now my previous comment makes no sense.
@shadithakis
@shadithakis 4 года назад
I got an ad that said become a priest. My journey starts here
@adhityachandra4543
@adhityachandra4543 3 года назад
I got that ad for this very video. I was very confused :)
@guilhermesartorato93
@guilhermesartorato93 3 года назад
@@adhityachandra4543 So wait for the video "How to Become Imam" ;-)
@Ramo_1221
@Ramo_1221 3 года назад
Guilherme Sartorato lmao I wish
@juanfilip1899
@juanfilip1899 3 года назад
@@guilhermesartorato93 What are you doing here bro 😂😂
@juanfilip1899
@juanfilip1899 3 года назад
@@guilhermesartorato93 Greetings from a christian brother ✝️❤️
@chaplainmattsanders4884
@chaplainmattsanders4884 Год назад
Well done (and side note: bonus point for correct usage of “penultimate”!)
@notkono
@notkono Год назад
Yeah… I could do that
@07g53
@07g53 2 года назад
FINALLY, now i can call my father "Son". Thanks for the tutorial
@mr.atheist8848
@mr.atheist8848 2 года назад
Underrated comment! But by that time, either your father will be very old or have died already due to old age.
@ranjitsharma5811
@ranjitsharma5811 2 года назад
@@mr.atheist8848 it was a joke
@mr.atheist8848
@mr.atheist8848 2 года назад
@@ranjitsharma5811 I know. I was just explaining the total decades of experience that will take to become Pope. Just look at this one: Pope Francis - 44 years (23 as a presbyter, 21 as a bishop) Pope Benedict XVI - 54 years (26 as a presbyter, 28 as a bishop) Pope John Paul II - 32 years (12 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope John Paul I - 43 years (23 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope Paul VI - 43 years (34 as a presbyter, 9 as bishop) Pope John XXIII - 54 years (21 as a presbyter, 33 as a bishop) Your father will be long dead by the time you become pope and call him Son 🤣🤣🤣
@eli3l
@eli3l 2 года назад
@@mr.atheist8848 😐
@rayaqin
@rayaqin 2 года назад
@@mr.atheist8848 it is not unreasonable to assume that a 54 year old's father could be alive
@joshuathompson566
@joshuathompson566 3 года назад
This sounds a lot like how to become the boss in a mafia family
@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 3 года назад
No differences between these 2 groups.
@kurozumi9834
@kurozumi9834 3 года назад
@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 I mean of one of them doesn't exactly engage in the same number of illegal activities or else I would really pity the mob
@klytouch5285
@klytouch5285 3 года назад
Well I know that Mafia economy mostly trading illegal in drugs but what is the Vatican economy.. what are they trading .??..🤔....☮️🖖
@kurozumi9834
@kurozumi9834 3 года назад
@@klytouch5285 They get sent money by believers I think. Or maybe they sell their services but given how usually churches give money instead of receiving it, I doubt it
@justins8802
@justins8802 3 года назад
@@kurozumi9834 yes, a percent of tithes go to the Vatican, but perhaps even more income is from the interest on wealth collected from over a thousand years. No one knows for sure how wealthy the Vatican is, but it’s likely north of 15 billion dollars worth. It’s not clear what percent of that is interest bearing investments though.
@ZiiIsKing
@ZiiIsKing Год назад
Thanks dawg this helped me alot 🙏
@Flamm.Frostwater
@Flamm.Frostwater Год назад
What if I named myself pope pope to confuse people
@KyaneOficial
@KyaneOficial 8 лет назад
Now you can choose the name you like.... xXDaRk-JuAnCiToXx
@louisxvioffrance990
@louisxvioffrance990 8 лет назад
+Đivector Kyané xXXPuSSySLaYerXXx
@DriverMate
@DriverMate 8 лет назад
The twitter account of the vatican has something like "Pontefix" in his name which here in italy sounds extremely douchy
@legacysage
@legacysage 8 лет назад
+That One Person ERROR: This name has already been taken.
@beamerball666
@beamerball666 8 лет назад
Pope Khorne!!!!
@akashramola1639
@akashramola1639 8 лет назад
+beamerball666 how about xXx_Terminator__3000_xXx or xXx_god_of_war_xXx or xXx_Karatos_the_god_slayer_xXx (greek god slayer if u had played the game & dont take this seriously)
@darklanov
@darklanov 3 года назад
RU-vid algorithm: Wanna become a pope? This is how Me a Muslim: Interesting
@Natalie-101
@Natalie-101 3 года назад
Me, an athiest gay woman
@arunmishra4311
@arunmishra4311 3 года назад
@@Natalie-101 it's lesbian
@Natalie-101
@Natalie-101 3 года назад
@@arunmishra4311 yes, that's another way to say it, but I said "gay woman" to specifically highlight that if I was either of those things, I still couldn't do it. And I can call myself whatever I want lol but in this case it was a comedic choice
@muhammadasadabbas5479
@muhammadasadabbas5479 3 года назад
Ha
@muhammadasadabbas5479
@muhammadasadabbas5479 3 года назад
Cause its hard to be an caliph seriously there are so many faction now
@ClaytorOutdoors
@ClaytorOutdoors Год назад
This video is 10 years old and its better then most modern videos???
@AL_O0
@AL_O0 Год назад
3:16 Wait i never noticed this video was posted 9 days before Pope Benedict XVI resigned
@shruti0341
@shruti0341 3 года назад
youtube: 'wanna know how to become a pope?' me, a Hindu: "yeah sounds interesting"
@rperm834
@rperm834 2 года назад
Same
@dhv2852
@dhv2852 2 года назад
Anyone can become a Catholic, I mean, If your dream is becoming Pope, for some reason, you can always try
@agniswar3
@agniswar3 2 года назад
Same
@user-ir6mk6me7t
@user-ir6mk6me7t 2 года назад
@@dhv2852 If you become a catholic though, you can't become a member of the Royal Family in the UK.
@Unknown-fh3pc
@Unknown-fh3pc 2 года назад
@@user-ir6mk6me7t are u a royal family?
@Shebbi04
@Shebbi04 4 года назад
It is weird how you can bearly tell the difference between a seven year old video and a week old video.
@frut_jooos
@frut_jooos 3 года назад
His videos are that high quality
@duck3554
@duck3554 3 года назад
@@frut_jooos fax
@shreyaskrishna6038
@shreyaskrishna6038 3 года назад
Consistent youtuber, a rare commodity
@Yemmi
@Yemmi 3 года назад
yes, his videos never age
@arnavnarang8342
@arnavnarang8342 3 года назад
shit this comment is 7 months old rn, Illuminatti confirmed, beware of the church
@VictorArgamim
@VictorArgamim Год назад
Very accurate. Well done!
@crypt2860
@crypt2860 Год назад
thankyou for making this video found it very helpful, im now on my way to get a masters divinity and a masters in catholic philosaphy
@wonderquestor
@wonderquestor 2 года назад
I love the idea of all the cardinals just getting together and having a rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who becomes the next pope
@Pascaffa
@Pascaffa 2 года назад
Would be possible. With 200 people and just 4 matches a day every 6 days. That is 24 matches a week, which would take some weeks. Throw in that people would start to complain because someone says the other cheated, and you have your months and as a record years
@moogcult6492
@moogcult6492 2 года назад
If i were pope i would make it an mma tounament because watching a bunch of old men slug it out would be amazing
@jem9932
@jem9932 2 года назад
@@moogcult6492 you got yourself entertainment from up their
@mohanotfound
@mohanotfound 2 года назад
listen to me dont listen to him
@dinossanbox7607
@dinossanbox7607 2 года назад
What abput chess without moving the bishop
@popefrancis3479
@popefrancis3479 4 года назад
Lmao thanks fam it worked
@Greasy__Bear
@Greasy__Bear 4 года назад
Dude you seriously need to clean house.
@falcon5178
@falcon5178 4 года назад
gg
@secretaryblinken1524
@secretaryblinken1524 4 года назад
U, sir, are at a new level of humor
@freddy-hy9vf
@freddy-hy9vf 4 года назад
@GamingMaster _09 that would be even worse
@dreamhunterscuffy869
@dreamhunterscuffy869 4 года назад
gg dud ._.
@cherryontop5903
@cherryontop5903 Год назад
01:18 *moves diagonally*
@mariavictoriaantipolo1994
@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 Год назад
and then he sacrificed the BISHOP! -Levy Rozman
@saldybfytpiscanceledg
@saldybfytpiscanceledg Год назад
Imagine after 10 years RU-vid recommends this to you
@literally_a_neck
@literally_a_neck 3 года назад
I'm Muslim but I'm glad I spent these 5 minutes listening to these tips that I will never do
@shaikm5151
@shaikm5151 3 года назад
@@Jesusisgodamen11 cuz it’s interesting
@literally_a_neck
@literally_a_neck 3 года назад
@@Jesusisgodamen11 I really like learning about other religion,beliefs and thoughts,I believe we can listen and read to learn
@user-bs2vb2sr5w
@user-bs2vb2sr5w 3 года назад
@@literally_a_neck yeah if everyone just hears eachother out people can come to an understanding and generally be more educated
@literally_a_neck
@literally_a_neck 3 года назад
@@user-bs2vb2sr5w yeah I can't imagine how amazing every society would be if it just had more listening between people
@literally_a_neck
@literally_a_neck 3 года назад
@@user-bs2vb2sr5w instead of just empty judgments that we encounter everyday
@Kelly_C
@Kelly_C 8 лет назад
...so we could have a pope named "His Holiness Hash Slinging-Slasher"?
@EnxzVFXz
@EnxzVFXz 8 лет назад
SpongeBob!
@Kelly_C
@Kelly_C 8 лет назад
+James F eliminate only the impossible
@TheRandomizers
@TheRandomizers 7 лет назад
or "Antidisestablishmentarianism sells sea shells by the sea shore and picked a pack of pickled peppers"?
@GabeNewellDFTBA
@GabeNewellDFTBA 7 лет назад
Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.
@greenfox1991
@greenfox1991 7 лет назад
No, the system makes this impossible to happen
@stevenspivak4346
@stevenspivak4346 Год назад
thanks, really helpful
@ToxicTurquoise454
@ToxicTurquoise454 Год назад
R.I.P. Benedict XVI.
@Cawaro
@Cawaro 2 года назад
100% of people here will never become a pope but we all watchin this just in case
@gergokiss2086
@gergokiss2086 2 года назад
Maybe a 12 year old is watching it, and in 60years he will be the pope. And cime back to this comment to laugh at you
@gergokiss2086
@gergokiss2086 2 года назад
@Deep Moticons There is a chance that one of the 14million people who watched this will become pope.
@davidreyes7445
@davidreyes7445 2 года назад
Plot twist Pope Francis watched this video
@lololololol8677
@lololololol8677 2 года назад
@@davidreyes7445 he did look at the top comment
@tristanortega606
@tristanortega606 2 года назад
Plot twist: after this video was released one person who watched it became a priest
@polymatthias
@polymatthias 7 лет назад
Step one: get a really tall hat Step two: challenge the current pope to a hat battle Step three: hat battle to the death
@raimethefumeknight2062
@raimethefumeknight2062 6 лет назад
Lauren Simon This unironically was the reason why tf2 died
@rasmus7288
@rasmus7288 6 лет назад
Raime The Fume Knight died? I mean its not at its peak but 50k players daily.
@raimethefumeknight2062
@raimethefumeknight2062 6 лет назад
Ekkdkldksk Ifbdbsknskf Yeah that was dumb of me to say but you can't deny that tf2 is going the same route as CSGO
@brunocisnerospelczer2287
@brunocisnerospelczer2287 6 лет назад
Lauren Simon I
@alphagamer9505
@alphagamer9505 5 лет назад
kkkkkkkkkkkkk
@muon6993
@muon6993 Год назад
It would be interesting to see a similar video about how to become Ecumenical Patriarch in orthodoxy.
@rudyhudson2927
@rudyhudson2927 Год назад
cheers for the weekend plans
@cryptorchild89
@cryptorchild89 3 года назад
I want a Netflix series that follows a manipulative man underhandedly work his way into becoming Pope. They can call it: House of Cardinals
@silkyfirst3097
@silkyfirst3097 3 года назад
Thats if you like reality tv in the first place
@richardarriaga6271
@richardarriaga6271 3 года назад
Cardinal McCarrick was pretty high up before he got defrocked. Was basically Kevin Spacey IRL.
@jononpaper
@jononpaper 3 года назад
Fun fact that is called an antipope, there were some of those in history but only like 5
@gabahungle568
@gabahungle568 3 года назад
You're talking about reality 😉
@TheFlair4thedramatic
@TheFlair4thedramatic 3 года назад
That’s just the plot of Angels and Demons, the Dan Brown novel/movie
@ERDude
@ERDude 5 лет назад
the left cardinal hides his cellphone 3:22
@rawtrout3402
@rawtrout3402 5 лет назад
lmfao rofl
@avidinvestor9409
@avidinvestor9409 5 лет назад
Good eye 🤣
@eliasbsalas
@eliasbsalas 5 лет назад
Gotta clear that browser history of little boys
@JunoCad
@JunoCad 5 лет назад
What the fuck do you use them eyes for
@shapetick4096
@shapetick4096 5 лет назад
4:15 and one is using his cellphone lmao
@misterduck4527
@misterduck4527 Год назад
Thank you for making this video. I think I will become a pope now.
@mamiandrianina
@mamiandrianina Год назад
You need to be a human though
@mrhola9859
@mrhola9859 Год назад
Bros put the CC on is amazing
@alexb.5071
@alexb.5071 4 года назад
Instructions unclear: I joined the illuminati
@RBLXProd
@RBLXProd 4 года назад
I joined the Illuminazi
@Astral_YT
@Astral_YT 4 года назад
We are real you know?
@ivang3678
@ivang3678 4 года назад
@@Astral_YT lol me too
@zycklacon9588
@zycklacon9588 4 года назад
That works too
@dinodude6992
@dinodude6992 4 года назад
Uh, illuminati, I got the robot inquisition
@mac1397
@mac1397 3 года назад
"How to become a Pope" *Me a female Orthodox Christian: I've been looking all over for this*
@Natalie-101
@Natalie-101 3 года назад
Me, a female athiest
@reigenlucilfer6154
@reigenlucilfer6154 3 года назад
im a female orthodox convert as well (:
@2ndkaizoku-o545
@2ndkaizoku-o545 3 года назад
@@Natalie-101 lol
@kingconniebonnie2178
@kingconniebonnie2178 3 года назад
@Daniel Sczebel same here
@totallybloom
@totallybloom 3 года назад
I'm female but catholic
@perfi4333
@perfi4333 Год назад
Whenever I feel sad, I always read this video’s comment section.
@garyfrancis6193
@garyfrancis6193 Год назад
Is there a Skillshare app for that?
@TxvAlex
@TxvAlex 5 лет назад
Imagine seeing the pope say in the comments, thanks for the guide it realy worked,
@aurelia8028
@aurelia8028 5 лет назад
lmao
@rawtrout3402
@rawtrout3402 5 лет назад
that would be blasphemy
@zaidkhan6296
@zaidkhan6296 5 лет назад
raw trout Yup..
@azelfdaboi5265
@azelfdaboi5265 5 лет назад
Lmao
@volcanicash31
@volcanicash31 5 лет назад
How do we know you aren't the pope?
@_shawarmaman_3678
@_shawarmaman_3678 7 лет назад
My pope name would be pope sicle.
@someguy9227
@someguy9227 7 лет назад
Clever...
@erickpeculiar823
@erickpeculiar823 7 лет назад
dead😂😂😂😂😂
@justAguyDs
@justAguyDs 7 лет назад
fuck. Pope corn......fucking drinking water while reading that
@alestiiidaeno_last3075
@alestiiidaeno_last3075 7 лет назад
+justAguyDs Don't drown bro/sis
@friedchicken1
@friedchicken1 7 лет назад
how about pope tart
@donyvanhendi3359
@donyvanhendi3359 Год назад
thanks for the speed run/walk though can we see full game play?
@baycosinus
@baycosinus Год назад
I didn't know I wanted to become Pope until this video and somehow I'm sad about being late on this career path.
@pambansangbayaw4718
@pambansangbayaw4718 4 года назад
"You can choose any name you want" Me: Pope Biggus Dickus The 69th
@jescruz5465
@jescruz5465 4 года назад
Wife's Incontinentia
@smx6014
@smx6014 4 года назад
Pope Jesus Christ
@gerardgrenier8573
@gerardgrenier8573 4 года назад
YuRRdZAFF khheee
@chickenskateboard_7452
@chickenskateboard_7452 4 года назад
✋😌👌 best name
@andrewhailstorm4081
@andrewhailstorm4081 4 года назад
Pambansang Bayaw He ranks very highly in Rome
@sovietstheexplorer9471
@sovietstheexplorer9471 4 года назад
There is A Easier Way: 1- Be Very Old 2- Wear Pope Clothes 3- Declare Your Self Anti-Pope 4- Invade Vatican 5- Become Pope
@MusicIsLife-cd1xd
@MusicIsLife-cd1xd 4 года назад
AffanDede sa
@Sahelian
@Sahelian 4 года назад
as
@hectordanielsanchezcobo7713
@hectordanielsanchezcobo7713 4 года назад
It has never worked tho
@alkolink
@alkolink 4 года назад
There is no shortcut to become hokage
@minderbart1
@minderbart1 4 года назад
@James not really that strange considering swiss made excellent mercenaries and the swiss guard just sort of stayed on.
@stoplookingatthisyougleepy
@stoplookingatthisyougleepy Год назад
Thanks! This worked perfectly.
@programman5927
@programman5927 Год назад
I got a little there's for you CGP grey. Every time a Star Wars movie gets a new edit this video miniature changes
@MrCrystalm8
@MrCrystalm8 8 лет назад
If I was Pope I'd call myself Palpatine and the cardinels would be my imperial guards
@emmanuelwongnsftech8333
@emmanuelwongnsftech8333 8 лет назад
Cardinals*
@MrCrystalm8
@MrCrystalm8 8 лет назад
Misty Luck So be it, young fool.
@emmanuelwongnsftech8333
@emmanuelwongnsftech8333 8 лет назад
+Lord Humungus if you want to see a fool,look into the mirror dumb fuck
@MrCrystalm8
@MrCrystalm8 8 лет назад
Misty Luck How rude.
@paulmahoney7619
@paulmahoney7619 8 лет назад
+Lord Humungus cardinals would be your senate.
@omegaultramax
@omegaultramax 4 года назад
2:53 is nobody going to talk about the praetorian on the far left there?
@mysticmusical
@mysticmusical 4 года назад
No I didn't even notice. Fits right in! 😂😂
@winxwest2964
@winxwest2964 4 года назад
This deserves more likes
@professionalsimpdestroyer4135
@professionalsimpdestroyer4135 4 года назад
Lol
@Goji01Films
@Goji01Films 4 года назад
We noticed. We always notice.
@blaster1006
@blaster1006 4 года назад
I assume you mean.imperial royal guard, not a praetorian guard
@thomasdocking7629
@thomasdocking7629 Год назад
thank you, im going to try this when i get home from work 😃
@marluco1155
@marluco1155 Год назад
Thanks I'm going to try this myself.
@haroldinho9930
@haroldinho9930 5 лет назад
A bishop in my area just retired. *nice* And so did a priest just now *double nice*
@sheevboi1872
@sheevboi1872 5 лет назад
Nice
@fraser7118
@fraser7118 5 лет назад
nice
@heyomayo1663
@heyomayo1663 5 лет назад
nice
@securitybureauagent3714
@securitybureauagent3714 5 лет назад
Nice
@rokishaa4192
@rokishaa4192 5 лет назад
nice
@WulfieZi
@WulfieZi 2 года назад
At 3:23, one of the Cardinals hides his cell phone instead of handing it over At 4:14, instead of praying, he's squinting while kneeling, looking at his cell phone I love these little details
@fabricebalan
@fabricebalan 2 года назад
The spy
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 2 года назад
There is one imposter among us.
@gianfrancolabanca9305
@gianfrancolabanca9305 2 года назад
@@JonatasAdoM stop
@mtlins7
@mtlins7 2 года назад
He is an Gamer pope
@carolinezabella9455
@carolinezabella9455 2 года назад
@@conflictbrooks Red was with me
@samperkinson1067
@samperkinson1067 Год назад
POV: you have a free weekend. ahh, I should become a pope...
@michilae
@michilae Год назад
Thanks, I will try tomorrow!
@chrisrubin6445
@chrisrubin6445 5 лет назад
Instructions unclear, burned down Notre Dame.
@brandonkern3478
@brandonkern3478 5 лет назад
oh no xD
@thomasjosif86
@thomasjosif86 5 лет назад
Too soon?
@pico0o0o_
@pico0o0o_ 5 лет назад
Ninja burnt it!! What are you talking about??
@AliHassan-wq1od
@AliHassan-wq1od 5 лет назад
😂😂
@epicman1470
@epicman1470 5 лет назад
ok
@liberaltears1714
@liberaltears1714 4 года назад
“You can choose any name you like” Me: declares myself Julius Caesar, reestablishes the Roman Empire. Declares a holy crusade to take back Constantinople
@kikebautista2110
@kikebautista2110 4 года назад
You cant do that as a Pope...wait...you can...o_0
@nojnoj3069
@nojnoj3069 4 года назад
Can I come with you....?...... sound's like a plan!
@sirgando3774
@sirgando3774 4 года назад
Lets do this!
@snesguy9176
@snesguy9176 4 года назад
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my brother over some beers. We argued for hours about what would likely happen if a modern pope declared a new crusade.
@katsu_papi
@katsu_papi 4 года назад
..so basically, you'll take back modern day Turkey?? not worth the time mate...take Palestine territory instead. ..
@Jp-qt8xy
@Jp-qt8xy Год назад
The Mussolini story on Spanish (Spain) subtitles is really interesting
@RedKyojin55
@RedKyojin55 Год назад
helpful video, might speedrun this
@WayneMcDougall
@WayneMcDougall 4 года назад
"Wait" for the current pope to die. Got it
@Kami-ny5jo
@Kami-ny5jo 3 года назад
Hear you loud and clear
@jesseberg3271
@jesseberg3271 3 года назад
Well, yes. But they prefer you not talk about that.
@noahlazarides941
@noahlazarides941 3 года назад
"Oh no! The Pope seems to have fallen on that knife, what a shame... So should we start the voting now, or?"
@alt8791
@alt8791 3 года назад
Swiss Guard? Keep an eye on this one.
@huzaifa8665
@huzaifa8665 3 года назад
Send your spymaster to the vatican to increase chances of the murder plot firing
@phcusnret
@phcusnret 2 года назад
Ok, forget it. You had me wanting to be a cardinal until you said they take away the carrier pigeons.
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 года назад
Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.
@GeorgeDCowley
@GeorgeDCowley 2 года назад
For a brief interval.
@TheSweetSpirit
@TheSweetSpirit 2 года назад
@@GeorgeDCowley Up to 3 years sometimes kappa
@siantopablo9149
@siantopablo9149 2 года назад
Putin pigeon
@PeterDivine
@PeterDivine Год назад
Well yeah, they use cardinals instead.
@alexanderpavlov1754
@alexanderpavlov1754 Год назад
thanks for the tut
@hootusroom2746
@hootusroom2746 Год назад
Welcome to fact or cap
@lokvank4539
@lokvank4539 3 года назад
The video: "How to become a pope" Almost 12M people: "This is exactly what i was looking for"
@plutocdg7044
@plutocdg7044 3 года назад
Like bait.
@catsnekos5002
@catsnekos5002 3 года назад
Lol
@awddfg
@awddfg 4 года назад
*_2:53_**_ I'm the only one who saw the Royal Guard on the left?_*
@triaplayzz701
@triaplayzz701 4 года назад
Nop
@rohithpjoseph3300
@rohithpjoseph3300 4 года назад
And a scene from Dan Brown movie😂
@_thisaccountisgoneforever
@_thisaccountisgoneforever 4 года назад
Nope
@islandprincess714
@islandprincess714 4 года назад
On the right
@marshallrojas5943
@marshallrojas5943 4 года назад
Lmao I thought you meant the British royal guard
@BurgerSoda
@BurgerSoda Год назад
very helpful tutorial
@MonkeyChatTV
@MonkeyChatTV Год назад
Thanks for the video, becoming pope now.
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