How To Brain Your Dragon | The Unexpectables II | Episode 70 | D&D 5e 

The unexpectables: Mom we got a new pet!! Lynn: WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING WEIRD THINGS HOME

They've done it now... the radiant slayers are officially quickly becoming characters from Futurama Bartholomew - Zap Daniel - Kif

The dragon reminds me of Sgt Todd from the movie “Soldier”. Someone who’s been trained to kill, follow orders & has never known anything else, not even been hugged. Or been to a party/celebration.

On today's episode of the Unexpectables. Otho applies percussive maintenance, Milo breaks sterotypes, Gaius performs the Heimlich, Ky is a homewrecker and Isqan becomes a raisin. Man, the lads were a well oiled machine today. Excellent work and preparedness. Can't wait until our new friend meets Goyle, Empty, Oberth and Gerken. The interactions will be hillarious. Also the backstory was really gripping. Reminds me of my own dragon trapped and used for war story. Now our friend needs a name! I nominate Jaune!

Animated Intro: 22:03 Re-cap: 23:40 Start time: 25:03 Break end: 2:51:16 Do your best to avoid the comments. Spoilers abound! More timestamps below: Animated Intro: 22:03 Re-cap: 23:40 Start time (fair weather fiend): 25:03 Too rich for pockets: 28:07 Milo & Bartholomew (explode): 34:14 Thanks Milo, preparations (Initiative): 39:46 Starting strong (Turn 1): 47:48 Subject 2-27: 1:02:12 Brought low (Turn 2): 1:11:14 So many options: 1:22:17 Earthbind (Turn 3): 1:33:43 Going pretty well: 1:44:10 From the top rope! (Turn 4): 1:53:22 Percussive maintainance: 2:01:35 Striking up a conversation (Turn 5): 2:08:18 Collective delusion: 2:13:00 Making a case: 2:20:50 Win conditions: 2:29:03 Break start: 2:32:47 Break end: 2:51:16 It is done then? (Wizard sh*t): 2:55:01 Down under (more Wizard Sh*t): 3:00:01 Built different (celebrations): 3:05:20 Rotisserie (existential experience): 3:11:38 Gaius takes on a new challenge: 3:18:22 Change: 3:25:00 Session end: 3:30:21 I love these big fights where the gang plan things out. They're a testament to Monty's imaginative encounters. You can hear what a blast everyone's having and it's great.

Isenvale is gonna be known as the home of strays at this point. Great session though. My surgery went okay thankfully, it was to get my gallbladder removed. Gonna be a couple weeks of recovering, but I think I'll spend the first few days of it binging Gateway~

# 0001 DBZ: Android 17 and 18 discovered in a lab. Real names based on gemstones Unexpectables: A dragon discovered in a lab and is consist of a gemstone Not sure if it's a coincidental parallel but....

The Unexpectables 2 plans are working out Phenomenally! I’ve never seen DnD plans work out so well!!

Suggested group name: Champions of Isenvale. I mean...they are.

I love how the new players in Campaign 2 have gained their version of Tarusk with the Topaz dragon they gained. Can't wait to see how Lynn reacts to it 😅😂

*dragon attacks* Conner: didgeridon't make me do this.

***SPOILERS!!!*** So Eastenvale keep has two chucklefuck guards, an undead golem scribe, a person who flat out doesn't know they're alive, a completely insane gargoyle and now a big baby Topaz dragon to protect it, along with a retinue of Hearthlan soldiers and DA BOYZ on their way....this country is well on its way to being the safest place on the material plane.

Finally, back to my regularly scheduled mid Friday work day, happiness! 😃

"the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry." However with the dice on your side you decimated this encounter good on you! Im a little sad that this fight was kinda small potatoes since barely anybody took any real damage but that just further proves the point that you guys planned ahead and did very well 😁

Can't wait for episode 100 where the party runs therapy sessions for all the residents of the keep

“Brain your dragon” oh all the possible innuendos

Name suggestion: Veil Piercers

It's never not funny when Discord cuts off Mark's impression of Linda Belcher

I didn't notice the sound of fireworks until Milo mentioned Gandalf, that was very fitting.

Thank you all for the entertainment, inspiration, and laughs throughout the years.

SPOILER: I don’t think I’ve ever come so close to crying at a D&D moment than the Topaz Dragon thinking freely for itself for the first time. The intensity of that moment and the weight of what the party had accomplished nearly pushed me over the edge.

They adopted a giant Kitty and now it's going to cough up a hairball and now there goes half the town

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BRAIN ANEURYSM!

I mean, I would argue a dead dragon made of topaz gems being puppeted counts an inorganic construct

Hi Mark! Hi Bosco! Also, I wish people wouldn't put spoilers in the comments 😓

My Toys R us shut down years ago and I only got to visit once in my life 😢😢 We still have EB Games in Australia though. Games also sadly dropped off the planet at my local shopping malls.

Glorious and unexpectable

Those rolls were nuts. Though they’d have meant nothing had you not had such a slam dunk of a plan.

Lynn: Giaus! What are you doing that is a dangerous creature Giaus playing with the dragon: we're bloopin!!! Bloop bloop bloop bloop...

Hello bosco! Time for more wild shenanigans! Also it's wild to think how crazy ranged could be in this fight. I swear if zito didn't make gaius a rune knight path of the giant barbarian would make for a fun alternative.

So fans if we hear Arshlock you know where this battle might be going in the future. Great session guys.

Maybe they should name the topaz dragon "Lil Guy"

I love this campaign so much

For the darts game, why didn't Monty have Zito roll a ranged to-hit roll?

I don't wanna tell Monty and co how to run this channel but 3:00:26 to 3:00:57 NEED to be made into a short.

The party discovers a dragon that is enslaved by a device. The party does what is necessary to break the device and free the dragon. Now, the dragon has free will and can learn how to be a dragon again when it's not coughing up its food. I give you Tarrisk Two!

Another glorious cold open today

Port is west when the bow is north.

Name suggestion: Blightwings Folly

With what the uoc did to the other races of this setting everyone who treats milo with suspicion and caution is valid. It's only been 20 years since the uoc was at its peak of power and influence. I like milo a lot but no one should call these survivors racist.

I can see the naming the topaz dragon Hal from space Odyssey 2001

Dragon rehab get this boy to full strength get some spell casting in the future if possible

Conor: When we plan shit it is ALWAYS epic Me: Remembers operation dino drop SPOILER BELOW Also we have a Tarusk now :)

They should name the dragon Gemmal

The Radiant Slayers are kinda underwhelming lol maybe next fight they’ll kick ass

Hi Bosco, Hi everyone else ❤

You think topaz dragons are bottom heavy? Look up amethyst some time.

Don't moon druids ignore the flying swimming restriction?

We need a new intro lol

Back with Damage updates ttoday Giaus 1,800 Milo 1,957 Otho 1,348 Ky 794 Isqan 1,368 Damage taken Giaus 471 Milo 209 Otho 337 Ky 275 Isqan 258

51:10 you can only use each Rune ONCE. You only have one use of each Rune after every Short or Long Rest. It says so right there at the end of the description of the ability…

Why did she sigh like that 17:47

Zeto you punk why didn’t you tell me monkey wrench wasn’t just a small one of short o just found out it’s a whole indi animation show that is bad ass I blame you 😂

I wouldn't be surprised if they pulled a No Game No Life and called themselves " ".

"How do i beat x boss in a Soulsbourne game?" *reaches into the depth of the Interwebs* Git gud, scrub?