HOW TO CHEAT A LIE DETECTOR TEST

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Aleks, Alec and Garett ask each other the questions they've always wanted the answers to.
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A menudo me voy a dormir deseando no despertarme en la mañana.
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@Dieaconus 4 года назад

All three of them are now openly sexually attracted to Jakob

@SpeedSeekerMoto 4 года назад

Well. We arnt suprised.

@fairy-exorcist 4 года назад

this tea

@Calishi_ 4 года назад

Ahaa true.

@Heyim18bro 4 года назад

now? This was well known before

@kpopsicles3 4 года назад

I mean have u seen him

@danteanderson100 4 года назад

Question: "Have you ever said the N word" Alek: *instantly looks at Jakob 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Calishi_ 4 года назад

Glitch This is why Aleks is my boi

@le.farquad608 4 года назад

Glitch at 10:58

@SweatyPalms666 4 года назад

Jakob is on the pc behind Aleks, Matt was on the camera

@kenshiku 4 года назад

Who's Alek?

@jkemithin392 4 года назад

Next video: Garret takes an STD test

@user-ep9mb8sr8b 4 года назад

Yoooooooo

@bannahhanana8504 4 года назад

HAH

@EphemeralDust 4 года назад

Do the polygraph with Lindsey, Jakob, and Brett next.

@reman3000 4 года назад

god yes

@doge973 4 года назад

Brett did it with Bruce on his stream.

@rebeccaf2649 4 года назад

Pleaseeee

@DannyMck 4 года назад

@@doge973 got a link?

@thenarwhalgoddess 4 года назад

@@DannyMck ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_bHVhK359MY.html

@parovsky3806 4 года назад

Why is Jakob just squatting in the dark, scary af when the camera panned to him.

@RafaAelM 4 года назад

thats racist

@MrIDONTKNOW01 4 года назад

Sorry, but... You are just racist. Most likely gay too... ❤️ So sad but beautiful.

@multiYellowHorse 4 года назад

cus jacob is a radical guy and u cannot fathom him

@ToasterBrain51702 4 года назад

I Don't Know ???what

@rulthlessrudy 4 года назад

Garrett: I dont lie about these things.. *The rest of the answers turn out to be lies*

@Dan-Simms 4 года назад

That was so damn funny. Please revisit this with the rest of the crew, that would make my day.

@streameraleks7889 4 года назад

They wont

@PhosphorusWhite 4 года назад

Brett did this on one of Bruce's streams it was pretty funny

@S3FreaKzY 4 года назад

Only Alec and garret and jakob are even slightly funny

@kylarstryk6959 4 года назад

Oh no we'll never know! *jazz hands*

@insanevic 2 года назад

pain....

@no-replies 4 года назад

Garrett sounds like Bruce from Funhaus. "I'M NOT GAY!!"

@conedx 4 года назад

thats exactly what i thought

@partycakeboy92 4 года назад

Holy shit I love that, Bruce just kept going saying he isn't gay

@_hekken 4 года назад

VR gay porn

@estradacesar49 4 года назад

We need to pair those two up

@LETSPERISH 4 года назад

Garrett got really defensive about his sexuality. sounds like someone's in denial.

@TJlolbagger 4 года назад

This was a really emotional “coming out” episode from Garrett, we all support you and your choices friend

@Calishi_ 4 года назад

TJlolbagger lmao

@lemonbeast8856 4 года назад

It is not a choice. He was born that way.

@suwakoss 3 года назад

i think they were referring to his choice to spread STD's

@bradcooper5667 2 года назад

It’s his choice

@bradcooper5667 2 года назад

@@lemonbeast8856 no…. It’s a choice

@virgil_ 4 года назад

Aleks looks more like Luigi after every video.

@billywalter9687 4 года назад

I'd say more of a Waluigi

@THEODSTKING117 4 года назад

I know it was probably just a bit but I genuinely feel for Aleks man. We love you brother

@CyberSalty 4 года назад

I knew Aleks was attracted to James

@sadyeehaw8240 4 года назад

Didnt we all haha :0

@Jake-og9lr 4 года назад

Aleks: "We're not making you look gay." Alec: "Have you ever hooked up with a guy?"

@bottlenose.dolphin 4 года назад

Aleks response to the weight question made me sad, we love you Aleks ♡

@Buccarado 4 года назад

but it was a lie lmao

@boltrocks10 4 года назад

"Are you sad you never met james?" "God no" 👀👀👀👀

@Fuhknelan 4 года назад

Why he say that

@prod.thvndr 4 года назад

What a dick thing to say

@kox7527 4 года назад

@@prod.thvndr Maybe he jsut doesnt like james or its a joke?? why do u instantly call him a dick lol

@Fuhknelan 4 года назад

@@kox7527 cuz there's no reason to say that

@MasenkoZ 4 года назад

@@Fuhknelan It seems pretty obvious there's some bad blood between CC and James.. saying there's no reason to say that is a huge stretch

@splee8474 4 года назад

Bruh, is it just me, or has cow chop gotten even funnier lately lmao

@MegaJodaho1 4 года назад

Garrett got cut off in the outro. "Im not ga-" I think he was going to say gamer.

@BeesKneesMan 4 года назад

Gaymer

@MegaJodaho1 4 года назад

To many coincidences. I think we solved the mystery

@apotomus5116 4 года назад

Booo, boo gron testaburger boo

@MegaJodaho1 4 года назад

Am cri from that comment

@dutbud9049 4 года назад

he didnt get cut off

@sirdrell24 4 года назад

LA Noire and wolf among us music in the background *chef kiss*

@verily2840 4 года назад

Was looking for this comment

@siren604 3 года назад

had to come back and relive the glory days

@oedipuslex8557 3 года назад

Amen. You're not the only one :'(

@maxxuel9181 4 года назад

Put Jacob on the lie detector on the next video

@caseymorgan1567 4 года назад

Can we just talk about what a great addition Alec was to Cow Chop

@jakepettegrew6692 4 года назад

Sexually attracted to co-workers? Sounds like The Creatures

@Coolblaster6 4 года назад

Who?

@WillyWankstain 4 года назад

Ono

@Galaxyyyy. 4 года назад

Oh no no no PepeLaugh

@Thebadcontroller 4 года назад

That one went under the belt for Hordan

@Jenny-zu6nm 4 года назад

wig

@arimantasjurgelevicius6366 4 года назад

9:18 One of the scientists from chernobyl being questioned 1986. (colorised)

@viraleffectz 4 года назад

Did the RBMK core explode or no? You LIE!!! RBMK CORE DOES NOT EXPLODE!!!

@zacr268 4 года назад

Seems like this is the series where Aleks is alive in

@pablo.el.custardo 4 года назад

I just slid into the comments to say thanks Garrett. You came from no where, I didn't like it. Now I like it... I like it a reasonable amount. Maybe even an unreasonable amount.

@charlielikesclouds 4 года назад

Pete Hines he’s not gay! ....unless?

@em_birch 4 года назад

@@charlielikesclouds Unless...?

@DeadRebornKid 4 года назад

Are you the one who got the STI?

@davidshammas2239 4 года назад

Just like everyone else in cow chop lmao

@roberthollandsworth1809 4 года назад

Garrett does have the soft, succulent skin of a gay... But then again he said he doesn’t know what a twink is in his last stream. Either way he’ll make a great top one day.

@notsocasual4089 2 года назад

Classic. Coming back to this one every few months.

@afilthyheathen8574 4 года назад

I was ready for a flying knee from Jakob to Aleks.

@Killingglorie 4 года назад

there needs to be more episodes of this with other members of the crew

@Jaysiah360 4 года назад

He got really mad at the end lmao 😂

@pumb0 3 года назад

anyone coming back and rewatching every single episode?

@erector500 4 года назад

Now you have to hire a male stripper for Garret on Valentine's day (if the channel lasts that long).

@LivinLikeLarrry 4 года назад

Aleks had so much energy here! Please renew the lease

@kotarodesu_23 4 года назад

I mean, about the lease, I'm assuming it's either about RT's decision to cut them off or CC's decision to move away from RT. So that part is a very grey area, but it's probably something that both companies have to settle.

@LivinLikeLarrry 4 года назад

@@kotarodesu_23 :(

@kotarodesu_23 4 года назад

We'll never know until it happens though, who knows they might renew it because they enjoyed these past few months ya know

@shakemane 4 года назад

Aleks things WILL get better we all love you

@KaRuNaRuGa 4 года назад

*I'm NOT GA-*

@CuddleCuttlefish 4 года назад

Aleks was on point in this episode. Really consistently funny, particularly when he was in the hot seat. The casual 'that stuff is fake' to the rape porn question followed by 'is that a question?' had me laughing 😂

@Ben-oz5dr 4 года назад

its a fucking crime theyre still losing subs and views wtf is going on? IMO cowchop is better in its final season than back in the house era

@christophertapkins7515 4 года назад

That's a pretty controversial opinion that you are putting out of there

@Ben-oz5dr 4 года назад

@@christophertapkins7515 someones gotta say it

@Jordanzts 4 года назад

All the trolls/casuals are leaving but it's their loss, missing out on the best CC have ever been.

@dangerdolo2242 4 года назад

Its just not the same without james

@HExtraordinaire 4 года назад

@@dangerdolo2242DangerDolo honestly, I prefer it without James. he wanted to leave for a while and it was obvious by his attitude and him literally saying it. There's nothing worse than forcing someone to be a part of something they're no longer interested in being a part of.

@blacksmurfe 4 года назад

i dieing " Stop laughing im not gay" "but it says you are"

@RagedmeeksGaming 4 года назад

Man Alex is high as a kite in this video lmaoooooooo

@voidprimate8410 4 года назад

Alec: "Have you ever seriously considered killing somebody? Yes." That was undetermined. *Not anymore.*

@cloutmuzikbeats 4 года назад

Do you like working at cow chop!? *no* that is truthful

@slowshepherd7802 4 года назад

Oh my God I knew it there sexual tensions between people and cow chop I just didn't realize this true

@roguerudy 4 года назад

The 'Are you happy' question and response killed me.

@TheHappyWhale 4 года назад

Now do one with Brett, Lindsey, and Jakob

@shaunbonjovi4309 4 года назад

it's okay to be bi garrett

@roberthollandsworth1809 4 года назад

That would be very on brand for him

@darkarch757 4 года назад

or Pan

@shaunbonjovi4309 4 года назад

@@darkarch757 👍👍👍

@madisonluna5190 4 года назад

And aleks. And Alec.

@jayvargas7505 4 года назад

They should've asked questions about The Creatures lol

@gordoloc863 4 года назад

or about James

@gambigambigambi 4 года назад

@@gordoloc863 aleks once falling in love with james is enough answer for me. Damn why he left.

@bud389 4 года назад

LINDSEY, BRETT, AND JAKOB ON THE LIE DETECTOR!

@NavneterTommyBoy 4 года назад

7:54 the wolf among us soundtrack, really sucks that we never got a second season. Man I miss telltale games

@cooper571 3 года назад

14:43 when I have a bad day, I just rewatch this piece of comedy gold

@brothercorey4228 4 года назад

"Flexes Arms" IM NOT GA-

@JonathanLopez-xn7lm 4 года назад

Aleks was attracted to James confirmed

@cronos3000 4 года назад

or Anna

@tbrochez2318 4 года назад

Iván Dstryr I always got the vibe that Asher was into Anna, I could be totally off base though.

@JonathanLopez-xn7lm 4 года назад

@@tbrochez2318 I can actually see that too

@sadyeehaw8240 4 года назад

Damn :/ that hurt.

@IHateGenericCereal 4 года назад

@@tbrochez2318 who wasn't into anna

@MACARONIEMANIAC 2 года назад

This video is criminally underrated

@jfr1576 2 года назад

Still here 🤙

@swordude40 4 года назад

Wait wtf am I doing I don't have to sit through this goddamn ad read cowchop died months ago

@AdmiralStenchyTV 4 года назад

I can't believe how long I've been watching you guys.

@SayaTheJin 4 года назад

Who can at this point?

@TheOrlandoTrustfull 4 года назад

This isn't Doctor Who. The Creatures and Cow Chop aren't even old enough to buy alcohol, stop acting like you're some grizzled veteran

@SuperCtSk 4 года назад

At least he doesnt have to put trustfull in his name to feel like he has worth as a human. Your attitude. Every one of just a couple things you have online pretaining to you as an actually person all say the same thing about you. I would hope that bothers you more than your ego. I'm not sure most grizzled vets give a fuck about your favorite BBC channel.

@bottlenose.dolphin 4 года назад

Orlando Trustfull dude calm down Jesus

@PkPvre 4 года назад

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull Are the main actors the same people from start to finish?

@MegaXover 3 года назад

This is the most underrated video on this channel

@AaronAnkka 2 года назад

this is already 2 years old, damn....

@philipfry8614 4 года назад

oh guys, thank you for being vulnerable. I enjoyed it. love to see others doing this.

@sumstains2957 4 года назад

This video is still gold haha

@Calishi_ 4 года назад

I would watch a five hour long stream of just this.

@alexbueno5815 4 года назад

10:59 that face is just golden

@P967t3w5 4 года назад

Hands down one of the funniest videos this year. PLEASE DO MORE!

@-.-152 4 года назад

oh my god please do more with the rest of the crew, this was amazing

@GooGorilla 4 года назад

Really enjoyed this video! You guys should definitely do this with other members!

@Nenishere 4 года назад

The video quality recently has been amazing, I'm loving this era.

@ronthedog1363 4 года назад

These new videos are awesome. This channel is thriving in a new way, I wish more people would see it

@TheOrka001 4 года назад

One of the funniest videos from them recently, they need to do this again with more people

@gamersjug3876 4 года назад

Yo, I had a dream last night that garret was gay and now that this video is out, the prophecy is in place

@johnkidd3 4 года назад

I was pleasantly surprised by this rare occasion of good content that everyone seemed to enjoy being part of

@plink2253 4 года назад

This makes me appreciate Aleks even more.

@kayblinky 4 года назад

I love you guys so much, and I’m living for your videos lately!

@JakeLYT 4 года назад

Can't skip an ad when it's Alec presenting it.

@Jellyblob 4 года назад

Why did Aleks age 30 years as soon as he started taking that test

@jon33.3 4 года назад

The LA noire music really set this video over the top.

@ByronCastroBCSC 4 года назад

This is such a good concept lmao. Run every member through this and guest. Damn. I know James and the old guys weren’t here but this would have been a cool concept before as well.

@SkylinkMC 4 года назад

These videos are so good please never end cow Chop

@kondziu1992 4 года назад

Oh my god! Please! Another one of these videos! It was hilarious :DDDD

@mr.wooozy1619 4 года назад

I haven’t laughed so much in a long time watching a cow chop video

@SayaTheJin 4 года назад

Haha Season 4 Episode 20 haha Weed haha 420 haha

@syrialak101 4 года назад

Haha

@HxHorse 4 года назад

Haha

@xCCCPCLANx 4 года назад

Haha

@bazerlazer 4 года назад

Haha

@MrXawel 4 года назад

Haha

@lkcullen1918 4 года назад

10:46 All I could think of was that one time on Creature Talk: "...take out the E-R"

@tailsinge 4 года назад

What a fantastic idea for a video, absolutely breathless.

@krazykrules 4 года назад

As a wise man has once said "lmao rawr xD"

@CapybaraFourteen 4 года назад

Is anyone going to say anything to Aleks about his stache

@douchebaggio 4 года назад

Was going to ask the same thing.

@ArthurBurille 4 года назад

don't say it man, youre gonna hurt his feelings

@mattiswithdrawn 4 года назад

Dude I’m serious loving the new content lately ♥️😂😂😂

@rj20za 4 года назад

0:48 14:07 "NOT GAY" BTW

@mauroae1 4 года назад

I am starting to enjoy this formation more than the old one!

@joedragon8245 4 года назад

Aleks is the kind of guy to lick his fingers when when swiping through his phone when reading.

@seraphim31587 4 года назад

Brett stole the polygraph machine from Bruce!

@Vampsune 4 года назад

Now this episode is gonna be very epic

@SPACEALIENBOT 4 года назад

seeing aleks laugh so much made my day

@lucasfranks6150 4 года назад

Wolf among us main menu music at 7:53 hit me right back to James’ playthrough from 2012 God I miss him 😂 ♥️

@lordofebony 4 года назад

Same yet everyone just glossing over Garret saying he's relieved he never met James

@callmetiger7186 4 года назад

The rest of CC need to participate and do a lie detector then get some guests in like Kail or Funhaus....hilarious video guys.

@Murka1o 4 года назад

8:56 I legit balled laughing. That was gold.

@cronos3000 4 года назад

part 2 with jakob, lindsey and brett

@DrSpasticat 4 года назад

if the channel never got blacklisted the last few months worth of content woulda got you way over 1 mill

@TheHornHiddenDemon 4 года назад

More of this!!! this is actually really good content 😂😂😂

@jojishiox.9507 4 года назад

That Wolf Among Us music was on point, didn't think I'd see a man get interrogated to it.

@nicolasspray 4 года назад

the soundtrack on this video was so good

@rezinator2000 4 месяца назад

still here watchin