How to crush Pokemon Platinum with a single Woopy Boi 

Just wanted to do a fun post commentary for this one! Regular stream highlights are still happening, I like to do these every few months! also an ENORMOUS THANKS to Renendo for downloading the vod of the last day. I lost my backups and the video wouldn't have been able to be made without em!

Cynthia: I'm the best trainer in Sinnoh- Wooper: I need you to say that 26 more times then I will end your whole career.

Imagine being famed for crushing dreams and being an insanely hard champion and some girl comes out of nowhere and fucking kills your entire team with a wooper

I love how every time that he throws out wooper, it looks at him like “they have no idea what i am about to do to them”

This wasn’t just a journey. This was an experience. Thank you Woop Woop. You have restored my faith in Woopmanity

I love the natural progression of his goal during the journey Get a Wooper, beat the gyms, become the champion, _kill god-_

19:36 Arceus used Future Sight. Arceus witnessed it's inevitable demise. Arceus *fainted.*

Imagine being a pseudo legendary, the ace of the CHAMPION's team, and you lay there on the ground, beat up, clinging to consciousness, while looking at WOOP WOOP's lifeless eyes

18:46 I would like to see that animated. (please and thank you! :D ) Lucario uses extreme speed in a blink of an eye it disappears charging at Wooper, but to wooper, Lucario is moving in slow motion, he effortlessly dodges lucarios attack but in super slow mo Lucario glances at Wooper as it passes while Wooper does the same a smile slowly appears on Woopers face while a sense of dread appears on Lucario's, in less than a blink Wooper flips around and smashes Lucario with its tail, shattering its spine and ribs. Lucario hits the ground with incredible force breaking the floor, sending out shockwaves for miles around the Pokémon League HQ the wave reaches a nearby town and as it passes windows shatter trees are snapped, cars are lifted off the ground activating there car alarms. Back at the PKMN HQ the arena's lighting falls to the floor shattering into pieces sending sparks flying the building threatens to collapse at any moment. until the the shaking finally stops. The room is in shambles Lucario is in the ground leg twitching, Cynthia in absolute shock slowly glances from the carnage to the little Wooper on the arena floor, and alls it has to say, with a big smile, "WOOPA~" :D

“Wooper, Cynthia is the strongest trainer in all of Sinnoh!” “Then it shall be a fair fight.”

Imagine being an undefeated champion, turning around and just seeing a guy with a wooper

Me: Releases all of my Pokémon and only uses a single wooper. My big brother: "Why would you do that? Wooper is such a weak Pokémon." Me: "You wouldn't get it."

imagine being the Rival. Grinding endlessly to defeat one 10 yr old kid with a Wooper.

This dude really said: "Woop Woop" And then killed God

Step one: acquire Woopy Boi Step forty-eight: kill god

For any of those interested along with EVs there are IVs which Pokémon are randomly assigned a number from 0-31 in every stat which gives extra points. This wooper has 2 HP IVs and 27 attack IVs according to my calculations. Makes ya wonder what would happen if wooper had perfect IVs

don’t you think that it’s cheating if you use a legendary pokemon through the whole game?

He passed up the chance to say that he "Wooped their ass"

This kinda explains why we find trainers with 1 Pokemon in the Victory Road

I love when you do these type of videos. You're one of the top streamers because you're consistently entertaining while live. Which is so hard to do. Also your chat interaction is top notch But its refreshing to see a post narrated run. Sorry for the cringe but, you're a god at live streaming.

as a wooper enjoyer, this playthrough really means everything to me. thanks youtuber SmallAnt

Wooper sees cynthia: call an ambulance Also wooper: but not for me

breaking news: local 10 yr old child kills god with a fish

Wooper actually evolves at lvl 101 into Wooper 2, electric boogaloo, and it gives him god mode, and he cannot die.

This is one of my favorite videos on the Internet and I have re-watched it so many times. Thank you.

look at that smile.

Wooper is such an alpha that he doesn’t need fists to use ice punch

"What is a king to a god?" "What is a god to three earthquakes?"

Imagine a tiny little derp absolutely bodying you by creating a 9 on the richter scale

the fact that this Wooper killed God without losing the smile on it's face.

Smallant: *calls quagsire hidious" Mayro: *visible angerness*

I can't get enough of this ep, m rewatching it for the third time 😂

Dude you just turned that wooper into a being equivalent to poseidon.

Smallant: wooper has impeccable luck Wooper: gets hit by a focus blast.

This just proves " There is no useless pokémon, there are only bad trainers. "

i've been waiting for VODs of this for so long... please Smant, please upload them

9:53 someone in your chat commented “depression” as you zoomed in on chat

"The galactic base was easy, Wooper simply used earthquake and the building collapsed."

I love Wooper for the same reason I love actual axolotls: they're adorable and can't do shit They're just there. Being adorable. And I'm all for that

I appreciate the Battle Revolution music at 14:06. I was listening to some before and the nostalgia hit double hard seeing it over Gen IV gameplay

I always laugh so hard when I see 5:46 "Name Tropius" 🤣🤣

Smallant you deserve a break *after beating Platinum without taking damage*

Arceus: "What is a king to a god?" Woop Woop: 'What's a god to a non-believer?"

10:43 auto generated captions be like: "obama snow"

“Arceus I’ve come to bargain” was one of the funniest twitch comments I’ve ever read lol. Amazing video, loved the narration!

SAY SORRY TO QUAGSIRE thank you for being so kind to woop woop though he is nice

Arceus deemed Woop Woop worthy of being the most powerful being, that's why it didn't fought back

Ah yes, smallant has taken the strategy of the chosen undead to heart, aka keep respawning and trying over and over again until you get super lucky lol

I was waiting for this! My first run of Brilliant diamond I used a single bidoof with simple ability. I can't imagine how cynthia must've felt to get swept first try by a lvl 70 bidoof.

The amount of times I've seen Natural Gift come up in challenge runs of Platinum is just silly. It feels like it's only purpose is for supporting the crazy mad lads making their pokemon journey as insane as possible.

Alternitve title: Axolotl Commits Genocide and Kills God

smant i love your content and wooper :)

Thanks for being u small ant! Ur very funny and I love your videos :)

"Only about 30% are subscribed" Me, sipping tea: "Man, who would watch consistently and not subs- Oh. I'm not subscribed."

If I had a nickel for every time a youtuber beat a Pokémon game with only an axolotl inspired water type, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but weird that it happened twice

6:26i like how he showed: Do legendary pokemon evolve? like they already knew woopy boi was gunna take over the world and beat the god of everything

"useless Bidoof" Woopy Boi and Bidoof are on the same level of usefulness. Both essential to the run.

7:07 "The bond between a man and his Woop Woop cannot be beat!" Generations will remember and worship this quote.

The line “he soaked the starly” is something else entirely now in retrospect

I think it is insane how much indurance this guy has

Primeape: I mastered iron tail without a tail! Wooper: *Pathetic*

"Priority Earthquake" is a phrase that will haunt my nightmares

I like the thought of Wooper dying in the distortion world and then reappearing with godly stats lol

I did an estimate on the RNG odds for the Candice fight: Quick Claw pops 4 turns out of 13: 13.42% Sneasel misses Slash with +1 evasion: 25% Obama misses Wood Hammer with +3 evasion: 50% × 2 Frosslass misses Blizzard with +3 evasion: 35% × 3 Crit against Piloswine: 6.25% Multiplying these together gives a chance of about 1 in 44,500. Note that this doesn't factor in the likelihood of a similarly unlikely battle happening (like if there were no misses but all Wooper's attacks are crits), nor does it factor in the number of battles done which have the opportunity for crazy luck to occur, so the actual effective chance could be higher.

Normal person: how can wooper learn ice punch? SmallAnt fans: wooper is the fist

In case you were wondering, Wooper doesn’t use the “punch” moves, his stand does

My Favorite Pokémon video ever

How dare you call Wooper “Lucky”. That was all skill, strength, and willpower.

My distant cousin is finally getting his turn to obliterate a Pokémon game

Arceus “i fear no man, but that thing... **points at wooper** It scares me”

This video aged like fine wine.

Inspired me to do this too! My wooper had hp ice which was clutch in the early game but I think I was able to win with return, earthquake, ice beam, waterfall at level 92

I didn't see anyone else had done it, so I'm going to for my lucky Woopy boi at 13:19 and do the math for the odds of the Candice battle playing out as it did: The odds of Quick Claw activating 4 times in this 11 turn battle is 11.07%. The odds of Iron Tail hitting 6 out of 7 times in this battle is 37.14%. The odds that the enemy's attacks all miss are 25% for the Slash, 50% for each of the two Wood Hammers, and 65% for each of the 3 Blizzards. The chance that every single one of these attacks misses is 1.72%. (Feint attack is ignored for this calculation, since it cannot miss and thus is no different than moves such as hail or double team which also cannot "miss" without effects such as confusion or paralyzation.) Finally, the odds that Iron Tail gets a crit is 4.69%. This is because the crit chance isn't rolled until after a roll to hit is confirmed. Since Iron Tail has a 75% chance to hit, and a crit has a 6.25% chance of occurring, both together is a total chance of 4.69%. _However,_ this doesn't take into account when the crit occurred. To take this into account, you multiply the chance the crit doesn't happen by the chance the crit does over the 7 Iron Tail attacks (which is [0.95^6]*[0.047]). Thus, the chance that such a seminal crit happened on the last Iron Tail is merely 3.5%. Finally, you multiply all these values together to get the odds of this battle, which comes out to a *0.0021%* chance. In other words, a 1/48,068 chance. 1 in 48,068. Truly, our little Woopy boi has incredible stats, looks, and luck.

*Doctor "I'm sorry but you only have a 1/3000 chance to live.' *Normal people "Nope" *Small Ant "I like those odds"

0.0000068% chance that whoopie boi won the fight at 13:12

i cant believe have other woopers try to evolve into a tropius Ant… im glad your woop woop loves you

News Reporter: What was your technique for this insane victory against the God Pokémon and one of the best trainers of all time?! 10 Year Old Child: I found some muddy fish laying around and just fed it a fuck ton of berries lol

I never had any strong feelings toward wooper until I was doing a soul silver nuzlocke. Seeing the tiny little thing following me around was so endearing it quickly wooped it's way into my heart.

This is what made me subscribe to you. Best decision I've even done in life. Thank you Woopwoop!

I appreciate your love of the woopy boi. though retroactively because I love Quadsire so much. his big dumpy face, just looks like he wants a hug. same reason I love Dragonite

Im not gonna lie this isnt even a challenge. Beating the game with a legendary you started off with just isnt fair

Arceus : *Chillin* Lv100 woopy boi : *Intensely stares* Arceus : oh no- *Arkoos*

my uncle works at nintendo, and told me that Quagsire only exists because evolutions are normally more powerful, so people would evolve Wooper into Quagsire, because Woopers power is far too powerful, and they don't want people just only using Wooper

😂 I find this entire video adorable! The part you said, “Whooper is the hands!“ made me laugh. I would love to see you use only a Munchlax or Wynaut.

you weren't kidding, ant. you made this sound really easy, even though the timer shows otherwise

"Survived a Dragon Rush from (CYNTHIA'S) Garchomp with 4 HP". This run is way more epic than my entire Gen IV career.

Ant’s commentary on this video makes coming back to this so funny

@ 0:44 woopy Boi had that 4/20 health.. I knew then and there woopy would clutch it up!!

TLDR: Man takes deformed axolotl and takes over the world after killing god, becoming the champion through rite of passage.

"Wooper doesnt evolve" Does legendaries evolve *NO*

I laughed so hard "woop woop is the fist"

6:45 it’s faint attack it doesn’t kill! I say this EVERY TIME!

(Edit: It was brought to my attention that I made a mistake, I hopefully fixed it, sorry) 13:18 So I Ran The Math And: Turn 1: Sneasel - Feint Attack: Hit - 100% Woop Woop - Double Team: Evasion Rate - 4/3 Mod. Turn 2: Sneasel - Slash: Miss - 100*3/4 = 25% Chance To Miss Woop Woop - Double Team Evasion Rate - 5/3 Mod. Turn 3: Sneasel - Feint Attack: Hit - 100% Woop Woop - Double Team: Evasion Rate - 6/3 Mod. Turn 4: QC: 20% Woop Woop - Iron Tail: Hit 75% Turn 5: Abomasnow - Wood Hammer: Miss 100*3/6 = 50% Chance To Miss Woop Woop - Rain Dance: Used Turn 6: Woop Woop - Iron Tail: Hit 75% Abomasnow - Wood Hammer: Miss 100*3/6 = 50% Chance To Miss Turn 7: QC: 20% Woop Woop - Iron Tail: Hit 75% Turn 8: QC: 20% Woop Woop - Iron Tail: Miss 25% Froslass - Blizzard: Miss 70*3/6 = 35% Chance To Miss Turn 9: QC: 20% Woop Woop - Iron Tail: Hit 75% Froslass - Blizzard: Miss 70*3/6 = 35% Chance To Miss Turn 10: Froslass - Blizzard: Miss 70*3/6 = 35% Chance To Miss Woop Woop - Iron Tail: Hit 75% Turn 11: Piloswine - Hail: Used Woop Woop - Iron Tail: Hit + Crit 75*1/16 = 4.6875% Chance So Overall: .25*.20*.75*.5*.75*.5*.20*.75*.20*.25*.35*.20*.75*.35*.35*.75*.046875 = 3.1795x10^-8 or 0.000000031795 TLDR that had a 00.0000031795% chance of happening. The God Run Hope SmallAnt sees these odds

A wise man once said, "You can do anything you put your mind to as long as you have a drugged up fish with legs by your side."

6:28 That killed me 🤣🤣🤣

“Woop Woop! Cynthia’s forces have surrounded us!” “Perfect, I can attack in all directions” “what”

connor6WOOP

2:58 “Wooper simply used Earthquake and the building collapsed.” 🤣

This dude is so frkn funny! I almost died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wooper, it really is the best Pokemon of all time