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How To Deal With Chaos Corruption 

Edwin Von Carstein
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@giovanniprovost
@giovanniprovost Год назад
Salamander doing his best to be nice and not set everything in a 10 mile radius on fire.
@averyharley2197
@averyharley2197 Год назад
"No civillians around, no holding back." -Salamanders, probably
@doodeedoodee
@doodeedoodee Год назад
I love so much that this faction actually gives a shit about civilian casualties and is generally the least war crimey. It is the same faction obsessed with setting people on fucking fire.
@giovanniprovost
@giovanniprovost Год назад
@@doodeedoodee Imagine the inner turmoil: I like that little person but... it could be on fire....
@slowbro1337
@slowbro1337 Год назад
It would be a different story if it was an Eldar child😂 Place would be lit up like the sun
@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Год назад
​@@doodeedoodee do you count killing children as a war crime?
@ernakopmak5373
@ernakopmak5373 Год назад
The Salamander was actually being nice. He used bolter to make it quick and painless instead of going full Dragon Breath Flamer BBQ
@Zephyr77
@Zephyr77 Год назад
The sister would have gone for bolter, flamer, and melta
@ernakopmak5373
@ernakopmak5373 Год назад
@@Zephyr77 coulda thrown in a frag grenade first too just for lulz
@billfred9411
@billfred9411 Год назад
Yea you hear so much about how nice they are but really its basically part of thier culture to burn poeple alive. Jokes aside they really are the most human chapter even with the odd obsession with fire. When you look at all the other chapters fetishes the salanders seem kinda normal.
@SuperPal-tr3go
@SuperPal-tr3go Год назад
Did you see how that Guardsmen obviously wasn't calm? Definite sign of Khorne corruption.
@mrdaym
@mrdaym 11 месяцев назад
I could smell the heresy right through my screen! Revolting.
@mcdoogle_robotman
@mcdoogle_robotman Год назад
Gotta love the part where they were Gaslighting the poor Guardsmen.
@Complication84
@Complication84 Год назад
LOL that poor guardsman didn't have a chance
@somebody0425
@somebody0425 Год назад
They never do lol
@injectionletal66
@injectionletal66 Год назад
if only he calm down
@alnu8355
@alnu8355 Год назад
The leading cause of death in the Imperium.
@janiser4711
@janiser4711 Год назад
Still better fate than to end up inside a penitent engine.
@alfatazer_8991
@alfatazer_8991 Год назад
Or getting lobotomized and turned into a servitor for all eternity.
@manisherande4568
@manisherande4568 Год назад
@@alfatazer_8991 same for you....heretic
@briankirkland2118
@briankirkland2118 Год назад
Penitent Engine is for Sisters only.
@janiser4711
@janiser4711 Год назад
@@briankirkland2118 mortifiers are for sisters only, penitent engines for heretics in general
@dfsfsdfd
@dfsfsdfd Год назад
@@janiser4711 I will trade the names of three HERETICS for information on this penitent engine fellow corpse worshiper. Here are their names in exchange for information: (1) Me (2) Myself (I) I
@AssOnAPlate187
@AssOnAPlate187 Год назад
"Our Imperium is going through a very difficult time right now." RIGHT NOW?!?!?!!!!?!
@robertmiller300
@robertmiller300 Год назад
The Salamander Sergeant could feel the spirit of Khorne flowing through the conscript and did what needed to be done.
@WoodImp
@WoodImp Год назад
12 ft sisters of battle are a thing for me
@carloschocano8016
@carloschocano8016 Год назад
Hmmmmmm
@mwnciboo
@mwnciboo Год назад
Lady Dimetrescu of the Order of the Rose.
@necroarcan
@necroarcan Год назад
yes inquisitor this post right here
@347Jimmy
@347Jimmy Год назад
Death by Snu Snu
@ChristianChavarria-zo7fq
@ChristianChavarria-zo7fq Год назад
@@carloschocano8016 Things that make you go "hmmmmmm 🤔"
@mallus1313
@mallus1313 Год назад
I love how the Guardsman looks like he's kneeling in front of the Sister
@cpt.s.seiden
@cpt.s.seiden Год назад
Funny thing in armor Sisters are taller than most guardsmen
@virtualmartini
@virtualmartini Год назад
Great use of the Wilhelm Scream.
@Lechuga1815
@Lechuga1815 Год назад
Innocence proves nothing, he knew the rage or Khorne was inside that guardsman. He was already tainted beyond saving.
@Luiz997488
@Luiz997488 Год назад
Sister and Salamander hyping themselves up to murder an innocent guardsman that saw a Grey Knight in action
@flithbrin
@flithbrin Год назад
Would they have known to? Would they have both been memory wiped about the Grey Knight and the guardsman already dead?
@GarioTheRock
@GarioTheRock Год назад
Man I love that movie.
@bobbybomis8521
@bobbybomis8521 Год назад
when I watch that movie, I cant help it... I feel pretty , oh so pretty.
@creepycraiyons3519
@creepycraiyons3519 Год назад
What movie is this again?
@evil-dude
@evil-dude Год назад
@@creepycraiyons3519 anger management
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
It was one of his better ones and Jack plays off him well. It felt like Jack Nicholson was playing the same role he played in the departed but that’s not a bad thing
@BillRoyMcBill
@BillRoyMcBill Год назад
That conscript really needed to calm down a little...everyone knows what excitation feeds.
@myeiner
@myeiner Год назад
master piece
@sparkyspinz9897
@sparkyspinz9897 Год назад
I think you meant to say MASTAH PIECE, MWAH
@Caesar_Himself
@Caesar_Himself Год назад
Sounds pretty Slaaneshi to me.....
@keithanderson5913
@keithanderson5913 Год назад
anger management was a great movie lmao
@conormcgregorwasnevermyfri1984
Highly underrated
@alnu8355
@alnu8355 Год назад
Probably the last real funny comedy of Adam Sandler
@Jackfromshack
@Jackfromshack 6 месяцев назад
@@alnu8355 Click was good
@AssOnAPlate187
@AssOnAPlate187 Год назад
00:18 "I am calm, what is it with you Loyalists?" "Loyalists?" "I don't mean Loyalists, I mean just you two!" 😅
@s7robin105
@s7robin105 Год назад
I love how the context of "You people" changes with this meme. Instead of it being a joke about mistaken racism its now misinterpretation of hearsay that he's using "You people" to mean the Empire's inquisition and Space Marines. Lol perfect
@evanharrison4054
@evanharrison4054 Год назад
Could you maybe explain why "you people" is racist? I mean that's how I refer to a people when I'm talking to a member of said people. Like if I tried to point out some basic differences between cumans and swabs, I'd say "you people are different from my people in this and this regard." Were just black people in America referred to as "you people" so often that it became an unacceptable turn of phrase? What's the alternative? Not pointing out racial differences? "You people are better at basketball and running, because your bones are denser than that of whites. It's the same reason why you can't swim as well as we can." ...like, is that racist if I say it to a black? I'm genuinely curious. I only saw a couple of differently colored people in my entire life. I somehow never felt the need to ask them questions. Heck, I spent two thirds of my life being weirded out by blondes. Diversity was just not part of my life.
@s7robin105
@s7robin105 Год назад
@@evanharrison4054 In the context of talking to someone who is black and addressing them as "You people" you imply they represent ALL black people. That's why its considered racist much like saying "The Blacks" its an all inclusive term to lump everyone together like a hive mind. By that point race is no longer a trait someone has but an essential aspect of the person according to the use of the term.
@astrovarius543
@astrovarius543 9 месяцев назад
@@s7robin105 A broad spectrum of different and sometimes very distinct genetic linages, influenced by millions of years of environmental and dietary factors. All that has nothing to do with the totality of who you are and what make you, you, in the year 2XXX. Though these factors were recognised throughout all of human history, these are enlightened times, and if we can get rid of the bathwater and the baby at the same time, well, that's just efficiency! Am I right or what.
@s7robin105
@s7robin105 9 месяцев назад
@@astrovarius543 I’m not sure what your point is. I’d rather not get bogged down in an argument of race as it’s a concept that hardly matters and only ever become a focus in recent human history.
@astrovarius543
@astrovarius543 9 месяцев назад
@@s7robin105 I'm saying that your first comment is wrong and that race absolutely influences the nature and totality of a person. What that means is up to you. If you wanted to insinuate something bad from that, I think that would speak more to your own mindset than to what I am actually saying. I think there is value in many different areas for different kinds of people.
@Greenheadian
@Greenheadian Год назад
The lore accurate salamander killed me
@daniel00289
@daniel00289 Год назад
Hes lucky he wasnt an eldar child otherwise he wasnt even gonna be asked very nicely by the friendly salamander Chap. Straight up fire for him otherwise
@Henry-kz4gn
@Henry-kz4gn 8 месяцев назад
cant believe that guy wouldnt just calm down
@dr.bright3081
@dr.bright3081 Год назад
Sandler should have been a child and the salamander set them on fire. Would have been more accurate.
@luckylarry71
@luckylarry71 Год назад
That should've been a *Black* Templar, I think
@cryptosporidiom
@cryptosporidiom 10 месяцев назад
I think we just all have to trust that we're doing the best we can in difficult situations.
@baloonfart8082
@baloonfart8082 Год назад
VULKAN LIVES!!!
@cutiepiebigbaby2499
@cutiepiebigbaby2499 Год назад
This is perfect 🎉😂
@paudiedaly22
@paudiedaly22 Год назад
Salamander: Sir you seriously need to calm down. Guardsman: "I am calm!" Angry marine: Suddenly appears while making incoherent yelling noises* Salamander (before proceeding to leave):'Ah shit no this mf'er" Guardsman: "I am calm" Angry marine: Stops yelling and speed dials the Master of Sanctity, who's just Father Jack from the Irish comedy show called "Father Ted". Guardsman: Proceeds to become the new chapter madter of the Angry marines*
@Rikalonius
@Rikalonius 8 месяцев назад
I've always like the Sisters of Battle and the Salamanders. Poor Guardsman Adam.
@CousinJesse1
@CousinJesse1 Год назад
He got off easy.
@LZRCuteR
@LZRCuteR 11 месяцев назад
Damn thats a perfect Salamander
@SkitariusNoKD
@SkitariusNoKD Год назад
good video, but that should have been a black templar.
@edwinvoncarstein
@edwinvoncarstein Год назад
Yea I know. I just have not used Salamanders on the channel yet and I felt it would suit the guy here
@Zikimura
@Zikimura Год назад
@@edwinvoncarstein But would the Black Templar even care enough to have a conversation?
@carloschocano8016
@carloschocano8016 Год назад
xD
@xnkatta
@xnkatta Год назад
That's racist!
@SableTwoSeven
@SableTwoSeven Год назад
​@@edwinvoncarstein thanks for using my favorite Astartes chapter!
@gimmeyourrights8292
@gimmeyourrights8292 Год назад
"I'm not corrupted." "That's what a corrupted would say." "But I'm not corrupted!" "Prove it." "I don't even believe in God!" "You don't believe in the Emperor?" N"-No, That's not what I said I uh of course I believe in the Emperor but I don't believe in corn or Slaanesh." "You pronounced too well, This is for your own good." "No wai-----!"
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 8 месяцев назад
Well that's what I call entrapment to sone.
@baronvr1
@baronvr1 Год назад
Yes.
@adeimousragnarok8150
@adeimousragnarok8150 Год назад
Release the Angry Marines...
@deejayxcrypt
@deejayxcrypt Год назад
LUL gotta watch the _Anger Management_ again some time.
@herysaarchie2259
@herysaarchie2259 Год назад
Typical guardsman, did they didn't know that space marines have enhanced hearing? Talking normally means you're screaming at them. And screaming at them means white noise. Should've just be whispering or even better lip sign.
@ChillAssTurtle
@ChillAssTurtle Год назад
Heresy must be met with hatred.
@jrreedve2825
@jrreedve2825 Год назад
This is beautiful
@DiogenesWasRight90
@DiogenesWasRight90 Год назад
This is what modern federal employees and leo's do in the u.s. and it's fuckin' terrifying.
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 Год назад
He’s coming right at us!
@8523wsxc
@8523wsxc Год назад
That was last second.
@louiscypher4996
@louiscypher4996 Год назад
The most 'done' Slamander.
@PlanktonWhisperer
@PlanktonWhisperer Год назад
Is this a steak joke
@louiscypher4996
@louiscypher4996 Год назад
@@PlanktonWhisperer No, he's just done... with everything.
@gr8m887
@gr8m887 Год назад
The salamanders can do no wrong. *YES.* I know about the "innocent" Eldar Child. And *NO.* I do not care.
@sgtmac110
@sgtmac110 Год назад
Brother, if you care not for the filth of xenos then I would like to talk to you about our first High Marshal Sigismund.
@omegacon4
@omegacon4 Год назад
NGL - I smile whenever I read about flight attendant layoffs.
@GiveMeBackMyUsernameYouTube
As somebody that works at an airport, I roll my eyes at people that complain about delays that are caused by staff shortages but then smile when aircrew get laid off.
@omegacon4
@omegacon4 Год назад
@@GiveMeBackMyUsernameRU-vid Delays are caused by airlines always overbooking flights in an effort to fill every seat. If airlines weren't so greedy, then they would stop overbooking flights and offer fewer flights, which require fewer air crews. If flight attendants are unable to treat passengers with respect, then they should find another job.
@GiveMeBackMyUsernameYouTube
@@omegacon4 In my nine years I've never known a delay caused by an overbooked flight. I'm sure it's probably happened at some point, but for the vast majority of flights you can count on at least a couple of passengers not showing up, so the total number of passengers that make it onto the flight don't exceed the aircraft's capacity. In the rare cases where I've heard of every single passenger turning up, the last person to show up for the same booked seat would be bumped off the flight and, usually at least where I work, offered a later flight and often be upgraded to business class at no extra cost or otherwise offered some other form of compensation for the inconvenience. In any case, that aircraft will take off at its allotted time regardless and the number of aircrew would remain the same, because the minimum number required is dictated by guidelines, hence why you see on rare occasions aircraft flying with a single passenger being served by a whole team of flight attendants. Generally in my experience the causes of delays that stick in my mind are as follows. 1. Bad weather, which is particularly annoying because nothing can be done about it. 2. Industrial action, such as strikes affecting air traffic control capacity (Looking at you, France). 3. Aircraft going tech, meaning being placed out of action due to maintenance issues for example. 4. Slot restrictions, when an aircraft misses its deadline for takeoff or landing. 5. Passenger disruption, for example having a person that's drunk too much becoming violent and uncooperative and needing to be escorted off the premises by police. 6. Staff shortages such as lack of ground handling or security staff. On the one hand you simply can load/unload bags fast enough or get an aircraft ready for turn around without enough trained people, and on the other hand a pilot won't leave if half of their passengers are still stuck at security because there aren't enough screening agents to open addition security lanes. 7. Pilots being out of hours. Pilots adhere to strict schedules intended to ensure that they never have to fly an aircraft while tired. If for example a pilot has to enter a holding pattern to allow for bad weather to clear, then it's possible that they may run out of permitted flight time for the day and another crew will have to brought in to complete a route. 8. Computer or mechanical failures at the ground station, like when the baggage system goes down and needs to be rebooted. 9. Dumb or unexpected stuff. For example a child dropping litter (FOD) all over the stand that will need to be cleaned up before the aircraft they're boarding can take off, or an idiot flying a drone or letting off fireworks inside restricted airspace, or a medical emergency at the airport which is shockingly common.
@luxeternity
@luxeternity Год назад
" what do you mean YOU people?"
@WeDieStanding948
@WeDieStanding948 Год назад
Why is it always the guardsman!
@YourFavoriteBotGarethThompson
Thanks for reminding me of how much I hate this scene in Anger Management
@coyotesweg3129
@coyotesweg3129 Год назад
😂😂😂
@sharemation5339
@sharemation5339 Год назад
Since when Salamanders are so trigger happy?
@dahobdahob
@dahobdahob Год назад
Um... no... I don't want to go anywhere with the space marine. please
@ang9196
@ang9196 Год назад
I blame Karen...
@arth00ro16
@arth00ro16 Год назад
gold 😆
@francohealy3705
@francohealy3705 Год назад
😆
@angelawolf6943
@angelawolf6943 Год назад
Karens ... and Black Cops ...
@alexthehopeless3778
@alexthehopeless3778 Год назад
Oh God dude I hate that part from the movie
@-_redacted_
@-_redacted_ Год назад
hahahaha
@DooshWahZ
@DooshWahZ Год назад
Vulkans is pitch black. Not as African. He's a white dude shaded black. He ain't got them lips
@cjc2010
@cjc2010 Год назад
Nobody cares.
@germanrud9904
@germanrud9904 Год назад
​@@cjc2010i care, looks like an important detail
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