If you write a "Get Rich/Secret-to-Success" book and only one person buys it, you will be a thousand times richer than the guy who listened to your book.
It's because getting rich is, in of itself, a self destructive task. There's really no "good" way to go about it. Bust your ass and hope for the best? Nothing wrong with wanting money or the comfort it brings. It's the expectation of money that is comical. Anyone who tells you there is "a reliable way" to make a comfy amount of money is trying to take your money. Or your dad trying to convince you to get a career so that you gtfo of his house.
Wow, your style really takes me back to the old flash animation days! My brother and I used to huddle by the computer watching videos like this for hours. Thanks for the laughs!
This is actually a prequel to explain how Goobus came about. He used to be rich, but after being mugged by some random dude, he's been forced to live amongst us as a peasant. No wonder why Goobus looks so lumpy, he's got a bunch of gold dipped caviar floating around in his body.
Bad ending: The poor guy made a new monarchy with the money, eventually being overthrown by another who declares their own monarchy and that guy getsoverthrown......
@@miggle2784 but that was because he was rude, mean, and an absolute bully, I mean seriously, he literally said, "and youll be dead so I dont have to accept you." Witch is just cruel.
not even joker takes on the IRS, bold move indeed, you can always send me a post card after they throw you into guantanamo bay, rikers island, or ADX florence
it actually is a video about how to get 1 billion dollars, you saw the ending right??? everything before that was just to vet the frauds who don't really have what it takes to get the bag
This was probably the most relatable video I’ve seen. I stopped eating and was able to save 5 more dollars. I’m not a billionaire but I can be on both Vogue AND an obituary. He’s not lying.
This was suggested to me after your video with you and a 5'o clock shadow in a potato sack, trying to film twilight sparkle and mordecai sing "shooting stars"
The side walk bit reminded me of that one Fairy Oddparents episode with the Pixies interacting with Flappy Bob when he asked how they are able to float and their response was "We have that kind of money" and "Walking is for poor people"
Motivational speakers in a nutshell. They also say never sleep even though sleep keeps you sharp and lack of it can lead to serious mental health problems
The thing is I literally saw a motivational vid like this, he said "make 10 dollars, now do that 10 more times" and just doing "do that 10 more times" till he got to a billion. IDK if Goobus saw that too if if its just a coincidence but lol.
hes right i stopped buying food and am slowly dying in painfull agony but ive gained a few thousand dollars cant beleive i wasted so much on edible items
