Reviewing people's sons ft. Crisp jr. 

Never talk to me or my son ever again

Calling your son Gilgamesh without knowing the story of Gilgamesh is exactly how you end up in your son’s tragic backstory.

This is my parents comparing me to other kids

1:29 Twitter artists be like

"Not many babys have a tooth, also funny ones." The Spongebob Series says otherwise!

If they have a bad son, then tell them to get a new one

I like how he just made Crisp Jr Gilgamesh with a rat nose

I have a son too, his name is question the question mark, he's so popular you can find him in a lot of places like in questions

I always knew green was the superior choice of color for a son

Gilgamesh is best boy 🥰

It's very brave of him to choose to be green, I heard it's not easy.

Me: *hears Gilgamesh* My brain: *fate unlimited blade works fate stay night flashbacks*

I'm pretty sure Gilgamesh is a boss in a video game called "Blood 2" I think the bosses full name is "Gilgamesh destroyer of realities"

Fun fact in ancient legend Gilgamesh's best friend and adopted brother is called enkidu who is a bull horned behemoth who used to live in the woods

"Now here's how you don't do a son"

If i made my character purple, what grade you you give it?

Just a protip: never call your son "junior" okay? And to all you juniors out there, i feel for you. Chances are pretty good your mom screamed/moaned your names during sex...

The They Might Be Giants ref is great. One of the most nostalgic music videos from my earlier childhood.

Why do I feel like a fight with those sons is incoming?

“He sounds like a video game boss” Hmmm… I WONDER.

Review of my son : He is a rock A+++++++

2:02 aww that little hand shake was so cute

ah yes I would like to see the updated epic of gilgamesh in the archeological section of the museum

Imagine Growing up and Being known as the "F- Baby"

As his uncle I approve

Not ganna lie, this is like a semi legit review and i love that. Great points were made

"Hes a ca- hes got his outline now"

The virgin Crisp Jr. Vs the chad gilga mesh

Let's see The outline is clean Green is also my favorite color Funni tooth is iconic The diaper is (insert nice compliment) And that's all so A i guess

1:18 oh god... Doobus goobus racism detected

“this is how you don’t do a son”

"THat shows ThaT Im The HippenEst HoppenEst Guy"

Having played ffxiv, can confirm Greg is a great video game boss name. Your son should be proud.

Thank you Doobus Goobus, very cool.

This is the best collab ever Bc most just say awww your baby you drew is so cute BUT YOU ROAST EM WHOOOOOO

My son is a goomy named Butterball and he will grow to be a handsome goodra like his father.

I’m glad you like green, my favorite color

Doobus Is such a great dad

Just wanna say I was blown away by your sons part in the eternals

I've never seen the video that started it but I'm glad I did. The only baby that this segment reviewed was crips' and it was just a roasting session lol

I can't wait for Gilgamesh to reclaim his memories and take back his kingdom

Now I will do my review: 1: no 2: no 3: no My review is done

Now we know Doobus's weakness... blue.

So… when entering the white cartoon void, you NEED an outline

My theory is that in the doobus world characters need out lines in order to stay alive or else they just melt

The son review lol

This is the most imparcial comparison I have ever seen in my life.

Thank you for your tips Mr.Goobus i shall name my future Son Genghis Khan

0:28 Aaaachtually Gilgamesh was a ruler of Mesopotamia, and was a demi-god

Lucky, my child has only 4 perfect stats and wrong nature

this is what i first thought of when i first saw ryan's family review

And thus my introduction to a green funny guy

You've stayed basic with your son's appearance. Respect.

"not many baby have teeth" Wow Spongebob has teeth when he is a fettus

The description though lmao

Never have I been soo early to something soo special .

How about Dababy, didn't see him in there

Yes, green is a very good colour.

"This is how you don't do a son" I have never heard that sentence once in my life.

0:25 bro was that Gilgamesh drawing a reference to the band “there will be giants” if so You are a man of great taste

Gilgamesh is def S tier, Crisp Jr. Redesign is B+ tier maybe even low A- tier, base Crisp Jr. Is D- tier at best and quintuple F- tier at worse

pog

Crisp rat: you dare appose me mortal

I officially like this guy. His favorite color is green. Green is good. Green is life.

I agree with all of this

My son is the best hide&seek player, last time we played i couldnt and still cant find him for 8 years. So yea my wife is leaving m-

i like how you drew the gilgamesh from the TMBG video

Crisp jr just wasn't built for the cartoon void

I swear to God, you and Cr1tikal need to do a side commentary one day. Anyone here agree? 😆

0:16 green is not a creative color Comment if ya get the reference

Doobus goobus remember the color blue is legendary

We've been driving around.. from one end of the town to the other .. and back

1:37 YOU RUINED HIM

i subed and liked and ur back videos are funny

"His name is gilgamesh" My brain: *hey isn't that from fate-* Me: *n o*

You named your son Gilgamesh?! Like Namco’s Gilgamesh?! Cool dude!

doobus goobus son tier list 2021

How about the Aqua color, or Cyan or Indigo even!? I love those colors! Just some advice lol

I think goobus is a dream stan

“Name sounds like a Video game boss” Ironic

guy in the audience: "hey i like stinkybluerat... what a jurk..."

Un doobus goobus blue is the legendary coler

It's good that he *decided* to be green

What did you say about blue?..... proceeds to write in blacklist

Crisp Rat been awfully quiet since this posted.

Nice tmbg reference with that Gilgamesh drawing

This is pretty much Goten vs Gohan in a nutshell

The story of Gilgamesh be like: In order to curb Gilgamesh’s seemingly harsh rule, the god Anu causes the creation of Enkidu, a wild man who at first lives among animals. Soon, however, Enkidu is initiated into the ways of city life and travels to Uruk, where Gilgamesh awaits him. Tablet II describes a trial of strength between the two men in which Gilgamesh is the victor; thereafter, Enkidu is the friend and companion (in Sumerian texts, the servant) of Gilgamesh. In Tablets III-V the two men set out together against Huwawa (Humbaba), the divinely appointed guardian of a remote cedar forest, but the rest of the engagement is not recorded in the surviving fragments. In Tablet VI Gilgamesh, who has returned to Uruk, rejects the marriage proposal of Ishtar, the goddess of love, and then, with Enkidu’s aid, kills the divine bull that she sends to destroy him. Tablet VII begins with Enkidu’s account of a dream in which the gods Anu, Ea, and Shamash decide that Enkidu must die for slaying the bull. Enkidu then falls ill and dreams of the “house of dust” that awaits him. Gilgamesh’s lament for his friend and the state funeral of Enkidu are narrated in Tablet VIII. Afterward, Gilgamesh makes a dangerous journey (Tablets IX and X) in search of Utnapishtim, the survivor of the Babylonian Flood, in order to learn from him how to escape death. When he finally reaches Utnapishtim, Gilgamesh is told the story of the Flood and is shown where to find a plant that can renew youth (Tablet XI).

what a lovely name Gilgamesh, such a powerful name!

Your son keeps enuma elish'ing someone's house.

sending this to my dad for fathers day

Stinky blue rat: look how you massacred my boy

this is what i call a good drama

Great video

he’s a car- HES GOT HIS OUTLINE!

why was i notified of this video 2 years later

“Hes a car-“ please be true i want him to be car.

That's a nice son you got there, it'd be a shame if someone were too... KIDNAP HIM.

As someone who's green, I can confirm that green is very cool.

this looks a lot like that one blue rat foirm bear in the big blue house