How to get a German Girlfriend 

Just don't, for your own interes

If you see a german girl....run...run so fast as you can 😂

*taking notes on Rammstein* MMM, yes, very insightful.

Well, I was pretty close though, I was thinking about singing Weisses Fleisch. 😅

You are laughing, but most foreigners ARE funnier than like half of german "comedians".

..its simple, be a Foreigner.

Difficult topic

Yaaaaasssss Raaaaaammmmsteiiiinn!

Why would you even want this?

They fancy Mediterranean or Latino guys a lot.

Sing newly learned German some - haus da einen erika

Buy her Birkenstocks

vielleicht nicht grad Rammstein --- wenn meine jetzige Frau nicht dauernd Österreich mit Deutschland verwechselt hätte, dann wär ich heut noch ledig

me too get woman white first time.

Being an interesting developed person is much better than being just a pure German. But it is also necessary to know the pedigree and ancestors of your future wife or husband. Just like your own ancestors. However, there is a problem. Your ancestor [or your sweet girlfriend's ancestor] could be Dracula. xD

Also, war es so schmaelich?

If a man ever sang Rammstein to me, I'd have to marry him. Where's Till, asking for a friend...

Impossible

Sadly be Turkish 😂 just don’t for your own interests and I am German American

Interesting, some are going out of the country to avoid western women, some are going lengths and exactly for them.

*Promosm*

😂

Even ger-MEN tend to rather import...

What the girls insta @