How To Get Girls 

I said to a girl, "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa." And I got slapped! I really should have listened.

For real the best pick up line: You're so beautiful that I forgot my pick up line

bruh ryan is unbelievably creative and smart when it comes to making these videos

Imagine making that lesbian joke in 2019

"Hi, I'm Ryan Higa." *slap* dead! 😂😂😂😂😂

Best pickup line: "I like your face."

"What's this?" "My phone number" "Well how is this supposed to help me find mine?"

It actually does help to start small. Ask for a dance. Ask if you can join her for a chat or ask advice on something. Most girls will say yes once they know something about you besides that you’re incapable of making pick-up lines.

Girl: if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together Me: luckily N and O are already together

"Hi I'm Ryan Higa" *SLAP* IM DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

girl:"im not a lesbian!" ryan:"prove it then kiss me!" girl:" gross no!" ryan:"heh,lesbians am i right?"

"No, your like a six ,but still above average."😂😂😂😂😂

there's a hidden pun at the end. he said he felt "left out" and then left out of the circle to the left.

"If you find out she's a hardcore belieber chances are she's underage. Walk Away." XD

kids have crushs men have girlfriends legends stay single forever

"Wow this is amazing. I could not ask for a better situation.. do u think u could.... introduce me to your friend?" *SLAP* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I've never been in a club quiet enough to talk to anyone

2:20 IF ANYONE SAID THAT TO ME I WOULD PROBABLY DATE THEM RIGHT THEN AND THERE JUST SAYING

I did a blinking contest with a girl I lost and told her she's shining too bright

0:08 Sean's face though XDXD

Ryan, I tried everything you said and I got called to the principal for sexual harassment even though I did nothing.

Ryan: Hi I'm Ryan Higa Girl: Uh--- *slap his face* 😂😂😂

Best pickup line ever: “You remind me of my dog *CAUSE YOU A BITCH!”*

you see, the real joke here is that ryan **wasn’t** single when he made this video.

You know why I sing L? Cause I'm L-one. (Like alone)

This was in my recommended, even RU-vid knows I'm not a ladies man T_T

If a girl tells you that she had fallen from heaven then most likely she was rejected from there and got sent down to this goddamn world

He kinda looks like Derek at 2:33 lol

if i could re-arrange the alphabet, i would put MCR back together

6:36 is the one I used...and it didn't end so well. I have a hand mark on my face now

Bf: You know why I like the keyboard so much? Me: Hmm? Why? Bf: Because u and I are together Sndjeieieowjekiw Lmao. This was actually used on me 😂

do you like justin bieber OH MY GOD I LOVE HI- -bye

I would probably kiss the person who would say "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa" XD

Do you mind if i follow you home? My mom always told me to follow my dreams. Wait wtf when did this get so many likes lmao

Guy-How many bones do you have in your body? Girl-uhhh..206? Guy-Want another one?

You only need one question... *"Do you listen to Girl in Red?"*

I actually like the shy guys more. they are way cuter.

Did u fall fromm heaven cuz so did satan

Six years later and this still makes me laugh so hard😂😂💕

How to get girls “I... rike yo face” -Hanate

5:32 "Hey do you like Justin Bieber?" "Oh my God I LOVE him-" "Bye." _Chances are she's underage._ _Walk away._ *XDDD*

heres a pick up line for you i lost my tedybear will you sleep with me tonight

Its midnight , im in my bed , lights off, i am regularly watching one nigahiga video everyday before i sleep. The nostalgia is magic!!❤❤

"Hi, I'm Ryan higa" Dead

Who else thought one of the three C's was cash...

I think it's so cute when guys are shy

4:32 I saw Bruce Lee inside Ryan at that very line Expression 😂

4:47 lmao

Boy: Are you a smoke alarm? Because you are annoying and won't shut the hell up.

Ryan do you have advice on how to deal with rejection from girls?

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The ending really cracked me up so bad..i never laughed this hard on a skit, this man's a legend.

The most offensive pick up line ever: Girl, I'll treat you like I treat my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all might long.................. giggity.

Girl comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Man: Are you a cow? Cow: Yes. (this isn't supposed to make sense) EDIT: I'm not actually going to use these? they're JOKES. calm down.

5:25 Me whenever i talk to girls LOL

He's nervous but in the surface he looks calm and ready to drop girl

Ok am I the only one who thinks that him being nervous was really cute? Hehehehe

is your name WiFi because I think I'm feeling a connection

Dont forget the 4th C.. wink wink

This showed up on Valentine’s day, and I’m single. Damn.

Guy: Did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven and landed on earth Me: I crawled my way up from hell

Hey babe, you Medusa? Cause I feel something turning to stone.

omg this is hilarious. i couldnt stop grinning and guffawing like a lunatic the whole way through. ive said it once and ill say it again. ryan, i love ur motivational end speeches.

Finally a nigahiga vid that doesn’t have a Anyone doing a none stop nigahiga marathon comment

my suggestion would not be to be yourself. i mean its good to not say that fart joke cause she might not appreciate. instead i suggest that you be the person YOU want to be. be someone you can be proud of and be confident in who you are. dont be someone anyone else wants you to be. dont change yourself because you think she will like you more. instead change yourself because you want to be better and when you are confident in yourself because you are being who you want to be not what anyone else wants you to be then you can go up to any girl. and if she doesnt like who you are then you know she is not the one for you.

"As most of you know i've been single for a long time now" *Arden Chay entered the chat*

Also, I love you and that was one of the funniest videos I have every seen from you. Omg that part where you went "You and me, one piece. Hye?" Lmao I died even after rewinding and rewatching it three times.

Getting the girl is simple. Just follow these steps. 1. Stand there like a ghost, shaking from the rain 2. Say it's been a long 6 months and you were too afraid to tell her what you want. 3. And THEN you say, "I want you for worse or for better. I would wait for ever and ever. Broke your heart, I'll put it back together. I would wait forever and ever." 4. Remind her how it used to be. Generally with pictures in frames of kisses on cheek. 5. Tell her how you must have lost your mind when you left her all alone and never told her why. 5. Repeat step 3 6. Once again, remind her how it used to be with pictures I frames and kisses on cheeks. And say you want her. 7. Repeat step 3 once more. And that's how it works. That's how you get the girl.

If a shy guy came up to me I wouldn't be weirded out, I'd think its kinda cute.😆 Also means he might not cheat on you if he's too shy to talk to other girls.. 😅

ryan is so funny. i wish he did more of this

I love the twists at the end of the video

Me: hay girl did you fall from heaven because you like look like an angel Girl: No but i did get a bruise crawling out of hell

'hey i am Ryan Higa' slap

"how is this supposed to help me find mine?!"lmao!!!

7:51 Was his teehee at the end longer, or was it just me??

No girl in their right mind is gonna stop Ryan Higa from flirting with them! :3 ^o^ If I even ever got to meet him, I'd probably pass out or something! xO Okay, I'd fangirl like crazy and stop making sense.....

U-um your face is nice... U-um h-hi..." XD awkwardly adorable

The thing is, Ryan was going out with Arden when he said he was single in this vid.....

As a nerd, the best pickup line is: Hey girl, are you into astronomy? Because I love Uranus.

Me: Did it hurt?Girl: When I fell from heaven? Me: yea, because it looks like you took a beating

"Be yourself" and I'm too shy to speak to anyone random. And when I'm with my friends I'm just a random douchebag. So I'm forever alone.

I was waiting for the go for it part 😂😂😂

This video is still gold

Seriously, why is he single? He's really creative, funny, and smart. Plus he's ridiculously good-looking. I'm missing the problem. Even when he was shuffling his feet and being shy it was still endearing. > Confused. Some of these lines would totally work on me, too :).

in truth though, one of the most flattering things in the world is when guys are flustered. it's almost like a compliment

“You’re the - your face is nice. I just wanted to come here to say - hi.” :leaves:

ryan? single? *ahem* ryden *ahem* sorry got a bad cough

"What, cause I'm the only ten you see?" "Nah you're like a six"

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz your car has a Tennessee licence plate on it.

Person #1: "Hey, doesn't the alphabet have 21 letters?" Person #2: "No. It has 26, idiot" Person #1: "Oooooh. Must've missed. U R A Q T." 😉😉😉

I'm just watching all nigahiga videos again because it's been so long since he posted

Dear Ryan please make how to get boys

He is the FUNNYEST youtuber EVER!!

The key is to undersell yourself at first and then COMPLETELY flip it around and just impress her with what you can. The point is to lower her expectations so that she's so stunned with the sudden improvement that she's interested in you.

I miss Ryan's vids so much I''ve been watching his vids these last couple days. It's now the 53rd(ish) video and last night I had a weird dream of meeting Ryan himself.

one piece - hai? crying hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I think nervous guys are adorable!! ☺️

I don't know how it took so long for me to stumble across your vids, but DAMN if they aint funny as hell!!!

man, he could not do that lesbian joke today. edit : or most of these

Catherine has played the role of the girlfriend in SO many of your videos, and you two look so cute together. I wonder if he will ever ask her out...