How To Survive A Horror Movie! 

Previous owner: “34 people died in this house and 27 killed themselves” Horror movie family: *moves in*

Killer: you wanna die today Me: yea kinda Killer: *lowers gun * damn u wanna talk about it

2013: do more vlogs 2019: do more skits 2020: do something

POV: You're watching this during quarantine reminiscing on the good ol' days.

How to survive a horror movie. Step 1 Stay the f*ck away from the main character. Step 2 Thank me.

This is the best tip to surviving a horror movie Be the camera man. You're welcome

*Blood Curtling Scream* People in the movie: Let's check that out!

6 years later and it’s still a classic

I'm not afraid of the dark I'm afraid of what's in the dark

How To Survive A Horror Movie: be the main character.

U forgot “don’t own a piano”

When I get scared I always say “You’re not important enough to get murdered”

How to survive a horror movie: Leave

when your teacher give you homework. G T F O

Blair witch: don’t turn around Every slasher movie ever: run the other way Every zombie movie ever: DOUBLE👏🏼TAP

Ryan: I used to be the biggest chicken... Ryan Chicken: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't understand why people always walk into the room and say: 'Hello?' Like the killer will say something back to you like: 'Yeah hello, I'm the killer. I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?'

when humans die in a movie: meh when animals die: WHYYY

Happy 10th Anniversary to this video! This is a great guide to surviving a horror movie!

“Im not afraid of the dark” *Close the light and stand still* “The dark is *afraid* of me” *Suddenly starts shining*

4:42 "seriously it's 2013" shit i feel old

How to survive a Horror Movie = Call the Police.

Ryan: “Don’t own a record player, seriously it’s 2013” Me: *Immediate back pain on realization of how old I’ve become*

I'm watching this ten years later 😭

1. Do not scream when you see a zombie which hasn't noticed you 2. Never look at one direction (not the boy band) for too long 3. Don't raise your deathflag 4. HIT ANYTHING THAT JUMPSCARES YOU- better safe than sorry

when you walk into school... GTFO

I really miss Ryan's videos and sketches! It really helped me through my high school period ! and Now that I'm 23 I still enjoy them and wish e could do more skits

5:52 I've only just now realised that that's a sign on a sign.

Killer: I see you Me: what am I on tv???

0:41 Ryan: “second of all” *holds up 3 fingers*

Tbh, this helped me get over my fear of horror movies So thank you for making this video

This is hands-down in top five favorite videos ever. It is simple, well-written, and very comforting; plus, this was probably my first nigahiga video, after the Elsa rap.

"Make sure you have a dumb friend" That moment when you're the dumb friend...

How To Survive A Horror Movie? Step 1: Don't Watch The Movie Step 2: If Your Parents Asked You To Watch, Just Buy A Lot Of Popcorn. Step 3: Keep On Laughing. Step 4: Thank Me.

0:15 I was scared first but then when I noticed it was Ryan, I couldn't stop laughing 😂

sitting here and rewatching this vid, now 19 and in university, reminiscing about how much joy your videos would bring me growing up. This one was one of my favourites, still is. You had such a positive impact on so many people. I hope you are doing well and happy wherever you are in life now ❤

Tip: don't wait until morning. It's never gonna come.

... My room is the attic. Welp. I’m doomed.

These old videos were a huge part of my teenage years

“The killer knows where you are at all times. He has wall hacks” -Ryan Higa 2013

Locals: "Don't go into that house over there, nobody who ever entered it has ever been seen again." Teenage Protagonist: "Wow, cool, I love haunted houses. Let's go find out why they all dissapeared!"

never fall asleep in a creepy ass room

I’m the only person that doesn’t look in a mirror when I’m brushing my teeth. I don’t like to see something behind me :(

This will forever be a classic

If a girl crawls about of your tv then pause it and you have a nice screen saver

How to survive a horror movie 1:use your legs

Every now and then I comento this old videos to watch them again. And it is always awesome

higa still makes me laugh to this day, his humour doesn’t have an expiry date.

Don't hang out with clowns

How to survive a horror movie: Don't die.

Annabelle: *grabs a knife* Me: *grabs a gun* Annabelle: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

Ryan: Go on the offensive, also Ryan 3 minuets later, " don't be violent"

Btw Ryan, you're not alone. I've never lived in a house with an Attic or Basement.

Horror movie logic: person: what ever u do don’t go over there, u could die Group: hey lets go over there

I’m just running through these old videos there’s so much in my past that I don’t remember off the top of my head but damn are they there

Remember when this came out like an hour ago.. good times

NEVER FLICK THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF

If you go to a place with no Wifi you should probably GTFO. If you go to a friends house and they have no food, GTFO. If you go in a room full of people who hate Ryan, GTFO.

He's just breaking down every horror film ever made

this was the first or second video I ever watched of Ryan so I always rewatch it just because its special to me.

How to survive a horror movie: Be the audience.

"When I was growing up, I hated October." My birthday: October 7th. Well, I guess that's not as bad, because 7's a lucky number.

A decade watching this EVERY Halloween! Sorry I can’t stop commenting bc I’ve done this every year for ten years and now I’m a dad! I’m now 25 years old and I have a 6 month old son and it was his first ever Halloween this year 2023! 🎃🎃🎃

i think this is my all time favorite nigahiga video

If you watch the video that kills you in seven days, watch it again on the 6th day over and over agin until the girl says "I'm tried of this shit, I'm moving on to the next person."

In nearly every movie they run upstairs when they're being chased. Why would you do that❔❔

Damn, I was so young and innocent back when I used to watch these videos. Makes me miss the good ol days

Big, sketchy basement: *Super loud noise comes from inside and nobody's in there* Family: *Oh yeah let's go check it out*

“if the ligts are flickering GTFO” The schools lights are flickering HOLY I NEED TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL

I feel like the long video era ended Ryan I feel like you can make a comeback now these are the perfect timed videos again !!!

These were the good old days

How to survive a horror movie Be the main character

“Do you know how heavy a chainsaw is?! Me neither- but it’s probably a lot heavier than not carrying anything, which is what you should be carrying! Nothing, that is.” ... **drops knife, rifle, shotgun, sniper, pistol, $100, flashlight and phone** **accidentally drops potato**

tbh. i discovered ryan's videos back in 2013 because of the skits, trailers and all that. of course, i love the vlogs. i'm just saying that they had no reason to question his contents. THEY'RE ALL ENTERTAINING! even the off the pill. so he shouldn't apologize for making videos he loves. love you ryan! katie from the philippines!

After 9 year I still watching this video. Still love it ❤

Also never go alone

"Why you all sound like Regina..." Hahah a good way to laugh off the comments 😂 love it

9 years later and this is still a goated video

I personally love your parodies, skits, and movie trailer videos. Don't let the haters bring you down. Do what you want and make videos that you love and there will always be people like me that appreciate your content. :)

HELP MEE! Im stuck on a nigahiga-watching endless train PLSSSS

"Lets stick together" Says no surviver ever

Ryan’s videos never get old

Remember when this first came out

Best Defence against any type of Ghost is the infamous Middle-finger , Works Everytime

people in horror movies who are completely alone and when they hear sounds they stupidly shout "hello? anyone there?" like the killer is going to shout back "yeah Im in the kitchen, want sandwitch?" lmao

How to survive a horror game Step1: don,t install it.

I was 8 when this came out. Honestly so glad I grew up in this era of RU-vid.

step 1) Don't be the funny black guy. step 2) Don't be the happy guy with kids. step 3) Don't be the wise mentor. step 4) Don't be that cool guy. step 5) Don't be the tough person. step 6) Don't be middle aged woman getting groceries. step 7) Don't be the person who doesn't believe in the supernatural. And the most important step; step 8) Don't be the expendable extra.

Closet: *breathing comes from closet and no one's in there* Me: C'mon, family. We're moving to Mars. EDIT: Shit, when did this get so many likes :O

Ryan will never die out it's been 7 years and this man still popping off

Still one of my favorite videos to watch during October

am i the only person the runs to there bed or up stairs when i turn of light or i run to the light i mean really am i or am i the only person who like dives though a door and shit and always feels like there being watched

“I have moved into 4 houses and I didn’t even get an attic or basements.” No killers for you.

10 years later and I'm still watching every October. This video is what created my love for horror movies. Something just clicked from this. I'm thinking of getting GTFO tattooed on my arm. Maybe an eighteenth B-day gift for myself. God I wish he still made these types of videos

10 year anniversary! still love this vid, im always going back to these tips when i watch horror movies. teehee

I used to always say that as well, "Why are you going toward the sound!? Idiot!" But I realized something. In real life when I hear a strange sound, I investigate it. I always assume it's something reasonable and logical, like my cats knocking something over, someone I live with doing something, or the like. If you aren't expecting there to be anything scary or unusual, then it's pretty normal to investigate any strange sounds. So in conclusion, it only seems stupid because you know it's a horror movie and something is bound to happen. But the person in the film isn't supposed to know that it's a horror film (that'd be a meta reference!) and so it's reasonable for them to check things out. (Though, if they know somethings up and they check anyway....well...)

How to survive a horror movie: be the director and change the whole script

You will always bring joy thank you

The first Ryan Higa Video I ever watched can't believe it was 10 years ago

Step 1 to surviving a horror movie: Be the main character. Step 2: That's it.....