How To Hide Your Farts 

Ryan in 2015: "thats like judging someone for sneezing" 2020: People get judged for sneezing

I just realized. Your views are declining rather drastically. That makes me EXTREMELY sad. Your content just keeps getting better and better, but people's attention is moving away from this style of YouTubing, and considering I've been here since the very beginning of your RU-vid journey, that just...I don't know, it crushes me. I hope you continue to share this wonderful stuff. It makes me happy, still.

2015: How to hide your farts 2020: How to use your farts to hide coughs

“Farts are basically butt sneezes” he’s got a point there 😂

3 years later and the most useful thing on the Internet

*Farts are the same as sneezes* Me: Mhm yup, why dont schools teach us this

Notice that during the gentleman technique dania was the “date” and during the racecar bit daina said she had the worst date yesterday

I bet the person on the date just looks at the car window and sees him having constapation or something

The cheek spreader is literally my go to technique. I used it everyday since.

The only youtuber who make the fart jokes funny.

Its been over 6 years since this video has come out and I remember watching it back then and I can say confidently that the first trick works exquisitely. I'm generally a very gassy person, so whenever I'm in class or something of the sort, I just plant one cheek down and scoot a little bit. I've returned to spread the good news of what my boy Ryan has done for my life because there would have been so many times where I need to let out a little baby tooter and gotten horrible stares from all the people around me. Its also so much easier to blame people for farts because you just need t pretend that you don't smell it for a bit. No ;life hack video has helped me more than this video has. Thank You, Ryan Higa

The cheek spreader technique changed my life forever, thank you ryan

My friend once admitted that he can fart on command, then everytime he needed to fart he shouted "fart on command!"

When you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body is taking a screenshot xD

Ryan: “who’s bat and what bat are we talking about?” Me: CORONA INTENSIFIES

2015: hiding your farts with coughs 2020: hiding your coughs with your farts

"Do you want to build a snowman...OK bye" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I farted during the video. IM PROUD

I still can’t believe that THIS was the video that introduced me to ryan

I literally searched up buhhdoh mussels to find the video

How the fuck isn't Ryan the most subscribed on RU-vid? The creative ideas he comes out with in every video is incredible, the editing is mind blowing, the effort he puts in is so clear for all of us to see and honestly every video is genuinely funny. It's not like he just plays games and commentates over it, yeah you know who I'm talking about.

When girls fart: Conceal don't feel. When guys fart: Let the storm rage on.

Time changed everything. Before, I used to cough to hide my farts. And now, I fart to hide my coughs XD🤣🤣

“Right off Batman’s Back” Right off to a great start

I don't know why people think sneezing is okay yet farting is not. Sneezing is often a sign that you might be sick and they release germs. Farts on the other hand are a sign that your body is working properly and that its healthy.

3 things that happened today.. 1. My sister said she hates nigahiga 2. She got hit by a bus 3. I lost my bus drivers licence

For a second I thought this was called “how to RIDE your farts”

Do you want to build a sno- Ryan: farts Ok bye

I passed the gas today at Walmart. After finding out that it smells really bad, I said to the person I was with "Man, it smells like farts in here", acknowledging the poot first and making like I wasn't sure of it's origin or even if it actually was a fart, creating doubt of whether the bad smell was even a fart or not and therefore getting away with the crime entirely! ... They probably knew it was me.

i know this is an old video but ryan YOU HAVE HELPED ME IN SO MANY SITUATIONS WITH THE 1ST TECHNIQUE thank you

When you first start dating a girl will hold a fart until she literally faints with pain denying she ever cut one in her life. 3 Months later she farts out Bohemian Rhapsody in front of your parents during Thanksgiving Dinner.

The cheek sync and the raising the volume are my favourites!!! They always work!!!

silent farts are the deadly est fart

I hid my fart by using thunder sounds xD

I laughed so hard every time he said BUHDOH MUSSOHS

Fun Fact: When I was a younger and this came out, I actually used the cheek sync it worked well. Also used the cheek spreader for all time when I was younger worked well do recommend!

BUHDOH MUSSOHS. I can't stop saying it.

Okay guys I have a trick. 1) pick a number from 1-10 2) double it 3) plus 6 4) divide it in half 5) minus the number you started with 6) your answer will always be 3 ✨✨✨✨✨✨IM MAGICAL!! ✨✨✨✨✨✨

i remember seeing this video come out and every month or so i come back to just watch it its legit my favorite video

"do you wanna build a snowma-" *farts* "Okay bye"

i am so immature because i laughed my ass off the whole video

I tried the cheek spreader, I shat myself

holy cow, i remember about 4 years ago i watched this video and i clicked on the youtube channel and ever since ryan has been my favorite youtuber.

It's been 6 years and farts are still yet to be free

OMG TWO VIDS IN A WEEK!? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! XD

I have mastered the art of silent farting, so I have also learned to frame people. I'd fart right behind them, then go back to my seat and smile as the smell radius increases and each individual looks at my victim with disgust :)

Coming back to this video years later just to say that the trick that you spread your cheeks on the edge of a chair is a winner, it has saved me from embarrassment numerous times

1880: 137 from now we will have flying cars 2020: this

Daughter:dad I'm a lesbian. Dad:that's ok honey 2nd daughter: dad, I'm a lesbian too. Dad: ok does anyone in this family like guys?! Son:I do dad

Ryan makes a very good and hilarious point; the release of a fart is actually getting rid of methane gas which helps decrease the pressure on your bowels. It's fairly healthy. A sneeze spreads germs, and while is also involuntary, receives a, 'bless you', yet farts are looked down on…. ? Our society makes virtually no sense when it comes to stuff like this.

I still use that cheek spreader technique to this day. Thanks Ryan!

Thank you for this tutorial!! I tried all of them and they all the techniques worked!! Including the blame! Thank you!!

What about the smell? Mine require a evacuated radius of about 5 feet and that aint possible in class

Do this ok.. Step 1: Choose a number from 1-10. Step 2: multiply by 3. Step 3: subtract by 2. Step 4: close your eyes. It's dark...

Really needed this

Coming here after years just to say that the cheek spreader technique is a life saver, I have been doing it since years. Thanks🤝

I farted while watching this video. Guess i was inspired.

Instructions not clear - I pooped my pants *(Edit)* Wth 😭😭 I completely forgot about this comment yano(10.04.20)

I saw this video a while ago I just came back to thank you I’ve been using the cheek spreader ever since and it never failed me best tip I ever received

I love these tips they work so well

"Do you wanna build a- .. ok byee" 😂😂

This video saved me during my GCSE exams im not even joking

This was the first video of his i watched, I treasure this.

It’s been four years and I still use some of the tricks. This video has saved me.

BUHDOH MUSSOHS

I was kicked out of class for farting once and now that teacher hates me.

This video low-key saved my life hundreds of times.

Man this guy is crazy & i love crazy people. Hardwork of the team is Literally Visible

He has a point though, how come farting is way worse then sneezing? because sneezing spreads more germs then farting does, even when you do cover your mouth just a little. And besides that, the germs get all over your hands or shoulders once you cover your mouth, so basically you still have germs all over your hands if you don't wash them. Farting on the other hand isn't as germy (if at all lol). It may have a bad smell, but it's not germy.

*5:00** - **5:04* Do you want to build a **fart** ok bye..............

Do you want to build- Okay, bye- That killed me 🤣🤣🤣

This video has actually helped me a lot

How to start an Internet fight Step 1:state and opinion about something Step 2:just wait

This is a good procedure for the guy that constantly farts in the honest airplane commercial Am I RIGHT?

So I have never heard of you before, maybe I saw you once in a gaming spoof for either Fortnite or PubG but I'm not even sure on that. However, I happened to need to show my 9 year old what a mime was and your Epic Mime Battle showed up. Curious, I checked it out and I am so VERY happy I did. You have gained a new subscriber and fan. I love your antics so far in what I've watched and as you can see by this video that I am commenting on, I have already been watching more than the Epic Mime Battle. In regards to this video, I wanted to show my support on just how funny farts really are! I won't say my age, but I am most likely older than you, past 30 at least and I was laughing so hard at this video. My only disconnect for me is how freely you act the parts of each fart style. It seems to be, hands down, a guy thing to have no problem acting out the farts. Not that girls wouldn't, but it's just not a ready made topic for girls like it is for guys. You also suggested that perhaps you haven't gone out in a while probably because you make these videos. I contend it's probably all the faces you make while letting out all your repressed farts after you shut your car door for your date and walk around your car. May I suggest the woman's age old trick of calm above what rumbles below? That would mean that we women could be having a very engaging conversation above the table, but below it farts are probably escaping, using one of your many suggested examples your video listed. Or you could always round the car to the other side from behind it instead so your date can't see you. 😆😉 One Final thought on this video. No one seems to really address the fact that not only do farts stink a lot of times unless your lucky enough to have one that is both silent and dissipates, However we all know the term SBD, right? But also the mere fact of what makes the fart smell? Is it that it's poop particles as has been suggested before? What do you think about inhaling molecules of poop? 😁😁🤣😂😉💜

4.58 I DIED it was so good i watched it so many times and I DIED every singel time! It was so funny no matter how much i tried i could'nt stop laughing!😂😂😂😂😂

I was drinking my water when he said buhdoh mussohs and then I choked

I know 69% of people won't read this but.... Lol,I said 69

I luv how educational This is

although his uploads aren't as active, he still makes the greatest videos

B U D D O H M U S S O H S

I tried the flying nimbus did not work

Ironic How this was the 1st Video I ever Watched of Ryans! We've come along way... Miss the Old Vids! 🥺 The Skits Were The Best! Even if they were short or Had less Production put into it...😄 Still love you tho 🤍😊

5:00 had me cryinggg "do you wanna build a-" *toot* "oookay byyyyee" 😭💀

Dear Ryan, Can you make a buhdoh mussols remix?

I was in math class and i really needed to fart...my plan was to drop my book and fart at the same time... What happened was i dropped my book, everyone looked at me and i farted...really loud

I laughed at this video 5 years ago and i still can’t hack it😂😂😂😂😂

man that speech at the end really inspired me

When you're in class and the guy next to you farts, then blames it on you and everyone thinks you farted -_-

Once I farted during a lockdown drill in our school. Everyone thought it was the guy behind me. No one knew! 😂😂

i mean ryan meant this as a parody video but man the cheek spreader is the best invention in the world

I love how he uploaded this RU-vid video on my 15th birthday!🤣

That is actually a good point. If someone sneezes, we say bless you , but if someone farts it's disgusting! What is wrong with society!

#freethefarts

This has been useful for me for four years

This actually helped me so much

The first one actually works. Thanks Ryan :D

thanks for the video i had a lot of fun watching this

finally some helpful content on tube

BUDDOH MUSCLES!!! Haha it's stuck in my head!