I'd rather drag my nutsack across barbed wire. Sorry, that's just how I feel all the time in general, kind of a non-sequitur - I just needed to vent about my kink. But I also will not watch the show.
Explaining board game rules is actually a fantastic idea. I'm just gonna fucking start reading the entirety of the 5e Player's Handbook to them, and when they still haven't cracked after the spell list, I'm not above moving on to the Dungeon Master's Guide and Xanathar's and Tasha's.
@SomeRandomSentientToasternah, it makes it worse when it's the same thing over and over. i'd be fine watching bad movies if they're all different, some can be entertaining
Today's Fact: In 2014, a man in New York successfully sued his parents for throwing out his collection of pornographic magazines, which he claimed was worth over 25,000 dollars.
If the spy is anything like my brother, I will just have to talk about Greek Mythology or MBTI, and he will either punch me so hard I fracture my skull, or give up all the info
Me personally, I’d tell them every single little detail I know about Greek, Roman AND Egyptian mythology, AND try to make him fall in love with me. That’s got to work…right?
My dream was about a machine that makes a pizza slice and drops it onto your hand. Idk man I think everyone would like this dream, accept for the weirdos that don't like pizza
