How To Hide From A Home Intruder. Cam Bertrand

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How to hide from a home intruder as explained by Cam Bertrand. In this hilarious clip from his Second Dry Bar Comedy special Cam Bertrand talks about why he can't be the man of the house, and how good he is at hiding. Whether you're someone who is excellent at hide and seek, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Cam Bertrand is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@caithamilton6302 Год назад

Imagine a comedy show with Cam Bertrand and Shayne Smith😃

@LisasLunacy87 10 месяцев назад

Add Matt Rife and it would be straight perfection!!

@Dartkitten 10 месяцев назад

I think Cam and K-Von would be better.

@CountryBoy14317 10 месяцев назад

That sounds like the best comedy show ever!!!

@mariyamamman3258 9 месяцев назад

My two favorites!

@hummingbird_saltalamakia 9 месяцев назад

@@LisasLunacy87 pretty sure they're talking dry bar. Rife ain't able to do that

@michellekeith5602 Год назад

Cam is a genius but I wonder how Darryl is doing 😂😂😂😂

@TLe-nf9lo Год назад

His body is in the air vent

@nothandomagagula6462 Год назад

Darryl's dumb😂

@takeeshepolite8761 5 месяцев назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@regycyde289 Год назад

So glad to see Cam again. This guy makes my laugh so hard I cry!

@tobiaschurch8848 Год назад

Lol I'd be soooo mad if I got found in a dishwasher.😂😂😂

@erinjean7929 Год назад

He brought up Darryl! I went to the floor 😭🤣🤣🤣

@Carlie06 2 месяца назад

ikkkkk

@rachaelr8044 Год назад

Cam's Back!!!! Yay!

@eliasvenson8022 Год назад

Looks like he found someone cuter than nana. XD

@citizensays6438 2 месяца назад

yeah, but we're left wondering how her snickerdoodles are.

@bless1984 Год назад

"I sit down to pee. Its easier." He's not lying. 🤣🤣🤣 Especially when you wake up hard. I'm too tired to aim. Still got grud in my eyes, vision unfocused, eyes sensitive to light. Plus, you can still get some sleep sitting down. Lol

@JoeMaxFpv Год назад

Plus that first puss can be sketchy. Sometimes you hit the wall 😂

@unoriginalartist4223 Год назад

lol@@Graceas0most of the video is on guns and intruders and someone mentions a body function and ur unhappy

@seankorzenborn8912 Год назад

i just kick into that 45 deg stance n HOPE for the best

@angelroseglow Год назад

@@Graceas0 Everyone pees. I didn't know that was taboo now.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

@@Graceas0hey, Karen. Who are you to tell anyone to delete their comments? If drybar wants that comment deleted, they are very capable of deleting it. They don't need the input of a wrinkled old prune like you.

@bowleggz1003 Год назад

He said I'm a whole red flag...why haven't you left me yet ..very relatable content....hilarious 😂😂 whole set...

@jacque2211 Месяц назад

I’ve been waiting so long for more Cam Bertrand!!! Yesssss his comedy is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nikan7704 Год назад

"You're more of a nunchuck person" 😂😂😅

@vanessadavies1479 Год назад

Yep toilet paper backwards sucks. "Beards, not mullets" is the moto for our toilet roll

@ravens6286 Год назад

Yea the toothpaste didn't bother me...the toilet paper on the other hand.....🤦‍♀️

@SuperJ213 Год назад

🤣

@SDU2023 Год назад

I love that "beards, not mullets" thing. I hate the idea of people scrabbling and scratching at the wall to find the end.

@setteam9337 Год назад

This Man has a bright future in comedy

@JoeMaxFpv Год назад

He’s been in comedy for many years. He was actually funnier I think a few years back. Google his special.

@FigaroHey Год назад

No future as an adult man, however. Being Peter Pan is sad, not funny.

@BobbyMasteria Год назад

yup pretty good one !

@jerrybanley7695 Год назад

@@FigaroHeyPeter Pan syndrome is real. And these children are the reason for our inflation and low labor market…

@ar-sithf.austin3744 11 месяцев назад

Pretty sure this ain't a real dude

@AudiophileTommy Год назад

How to hide the body of the home intruder🎉

@LS-mp7co Год назад

LOL after you show me your stuff!🤣

@kristicollett7887 Год назад

Pig farm!! Pull the teeth first. LoL

@unterdessen8822 Год назад

Depends on the state: - Florida = alligators - Alaska = bears - Kentucky = goblin mines - New York = abandoned Astor subway tunnels - Maine = nearest werewolf den - Nevada = tremors - Hawaii = non-celebrity beach houses with roofs, that aren't blue In case of Utah it's probably Skinwalker Ranch.

@mysteriousplankton Год назад

Very funny. I laughed out loud a bunch. Scared my dogs.

@warbacca1017 Год назад

Reminded me of a bill burr bit. "You hear a sound in the middle of the night, im the one whos gotta go check it out; like 'yes, he does have a knife!'"

@1erinjames Год назад

Recycled bits :(

@VesnaVK Год назад

@@1erinjames a lot of old jokes in this set. The TP roll direction? Really?

@1erinjames Год назад

@@VesnaVK I've noticed many lesser known comics reuse popular well known comics material. For all I know, the jokes are rented out. Lol. To me, it is disappointing to hear the same jokes being told as tho they're their personal life story/experience. Maybe that's all comedy is anymore?

@VesnaVK Год назад

@@1erinjames Dry Bar has many wonderful original comedians, like Robert Mack, Josh Blue, and someone whose last name is Zany. Then there's the ones who remind me of the first episode of Mrs Maisel, where Joel is just performing Bob Newhart jokes.

@MickSupper 6 месяцев назад

Yes, everything you ever do or say must be original, so make sure and watch every single comedian so you don’t repeat one of their jokes.

@nathaneulslavens4182 Год назад

He might be my favorite comedian on the planet

@fancyme.alter1311 Год назад

I agree.

@tynetunez7100 Год назад

This guy is freaking hilarious I was literally crying tears front start to finish. I need more of him 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾💯💯💯💯💯

@bamenachim8203 Год назад

I'm with Cam. I'm short. If an intruder shows up and any part of you thinks I'm not hiding under the sink or in the dryer, you're wrong. 💀

@bamenachim8203 Год назад

@lucyinthesky444 I'm 4'11, too. Since you're curious, you can likely fit inside the average suitcase... I've done it... a few times.

@bamenachim8203 11 месяцев назад

@lucyinthesky444 Lol, nothing like that. My mom was traveling pretty frequently when I was in school and would leave her empty suitcase open as she thought about what to pack. I was staring at her suitcase trying to keep the impulsive thoughts at bay and as if she could read my mind, she asked me if I wanted to give it a go. She had various suitcase sizes and we had tested it out a few times.

@ChrisMentzer Год назад

Cam is hilarious!! 😂😂😂

@If-Cats-Could-Talk День назад

I needed to have a laugh tonight. Glad I found this guy 😂 thanks!

@matthewcandler9374 Год назад

Looks like Darryl gets a shout out.

@howarddouglas4244 21 день назад

9:48 NOT DARRYL 😂😂😂

@davinthompson-williams1237 Месяц назад

Darryl still catching strays lol

@regiscidal9078 10 месяцев назад

I DIED LAUGHING THE WHOLE SHOW 😂😂😂

@J4L5 Год назад

Great work! Glad to see Cam's is still make us laugh

@AveragePinwormEnjoyer Год назад

Cam never disappoints!

@jenniferbethparishwhite688 6 месяцев назад

I know someone who leaves a note on his kitchen table that reads: If you are breaking in to rob me, I'm sorry. I'll try harder.

@yolandaweaver1877 Год назад

The toilet paper joke....yes, that part🤣

@DoeITW Год назад

Cam I love you so much!

@franklynfosu Год назад

Cam is really creative and funny

@reneesalazar1431 Год назад

Oh .yay! 👏I remember this guy,he's funny

@Jons_thoughts 11 месяцев назад

I haven't laughed at a skit of alot of comedy videos from alot of the known stand up big hitters amd haven't laughed alot in a long time that wasn't "forced" I needed this skit

@keithjones7037 10 месяцев назад

"I sit down to pee..." I almost woke up the whole house! LOL!!!!

@MrBlakeleyden Год назад

That was a SOLID set! Very funny

@waverleyc.412 4 месяца назад

Genius! Love Cam's jokes👍

@BearjJehanian1 Год назад

Great too see this new show. Cam is one of my favorite comedians. 💥 👊🏻 🏆

@mrelixirgalactic 11 месяцев назад

😂😂🔥 Get it Cam 💪🏽

@brandongovreau9218 Год назад

you look and sound like your somehow related to both Pete Davidson and Tom Hanks

@1erinjames Год назад

Lol....yeeeessssss!!!!

@brandongovreau9218 Год назад

@@1erinjames talk about Forrest Gump in the hood of Hollywood is what that comedian looks like 🤣

@Aryasvitkona 2 месяца назад

I love the self deprecation of "I'd have respected it more if they told me no, you can't have a gun"

@ardathbey4150 Год назад

Finally... "funny"... Thank you.

@davidlilly1000 Год назад

DANG! I wish I were able to go to this a couple weeks ago.

@mantequilla6118 Год назад

Gotta find the full set of that wasn't it. He's good lol

@dwellinj1513 Год назад

Love his comedy! Always makes me chuckle all the way through.

@codyfreilinger192 Год назад

The way his jokes link together is perfect

@jimmybvillarreal Год назад

Thus guys is so funny was excited to see a brand new set

@fancyme.alter1311 Год назад

I love his comedy. I got so excited when I saw a short. I got even more happy when I found this.

@KISSGreatestFan Год назад

Thanks!

@greendragonok 2 месяца назад

Dont do it cam 😂

@KISSGreatestFan Год назад

Thank You for Making My Day! 😃

@gaylebanks7533 Год назад

Love this guy!

@mandy747c 11 месяцев назад

He’s so much fun!

@ethan_benfield 10 месяцев назад

The Darryl saga continues.

@dwebb8208 Год назад

so funny lol

@Mt.Nali23 11 месяцев назад

People not using nunchucks…..allow me to introduce you to shayne Smith who knocked someone out and got arrested

@jennifermorrales3389 Год назад

😂😂😂 he was really great can’t wait to see more of him .. Florida 💪🏻🥰😂😂 he so funny 🤣

@cameronspeed9052 7 месяцев назад

Hey cam, am cam. As a fellow cam, here is some advise. You are on the right track with the hiding! You got to find the nastiest angle in your home.. talking upside down above the hallway bathroom corner. And just dome anyone through the door

@johnpatterson6448 Год назад

Good

@gamyp843 11 месяцев назад

missed this dood hes been hiding fr

@seaweedg9507 Год назад

He's back!!!!!

@tapintoyourimagination8811 9 месяцев назад

"I'ma go get a second job" 💀

@VoidSC 11 месяцев назад

Any word on when the full special drops?

@terfalicious Год назад

Funny comedian funny skits

@stephenhenderson7546 9 месяцев назад

this guy is so funny

@MargieM10 Год назад

He's very funny!

@yhtomit627GU 7 месяцев назад

What if, and hear me out... what IF.... Cam Bertrand and Taylor Tomlinson did a special together?!?!?!

@cf921 Год назад

Oh my god! Cam!!!! Haven't seen him in a while!

@ghomerhust 11 месяцев назад

my TP roll usually just sits on the empty roll, so i'm NEVER wrong. plus it's quiet when im trying not to wake the kids up when im on the crapper in the middle of the night after way too much butter popcorn and bbq chicken nuggets. you know that sound, WOPWOPWOPWOPWOPWOPWOPwopwopwop...

@dippenink 10 месяцев назад

Making jokes about your girlfriend without being offensive i didn’t know a comedian could do it (very good)

@eclectic3618 Год назад

AGT Screwed Him Over

@mbyrd6713 Год назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it ❤

@Archibald_h Месяц назад

Naw you need nunchucks.

@pennydls5073 Год назад

People in the comments forgot what self-depricating humor was.

@davidbrandt6925 Год назад

Funny

@R.Oates7902 3 месяца назад

Is Darryl ok?

@mikejettusa Год назад

Very funny guy 😂

@baleighmorey1626 Год назад

I had a guy leave me for improving my physical health and appearance. Said he knew id leavehim now 😂 dumb

@Mghr167 8 месяцев назад

Woo, dodged that insecurity! 🤣

@b-radsadventures6846 Год назад

Brilliant. You're going to be huge (even if your muscles won't!)

@remyllebeau77 Год назад

I don't see a problem with Cam owning arms, I presume he passed the background check. Any other problems of being a novice and refusing to go to training and the range is on you.

@MickSupper 6 месяцев назад

He has 2 arms.

@Rekuzan Год назад

*racks a 12 gauge Mossberg (shotgun)* Who's hiding???

@oldrrocr Год назад

and this right here - is the reason we need to start taking away guns from the general public.

@Rekuzan Год назад

@@oldrrocr You go ahead and hide in fear as escaped convicts murder you and your entire family. If someone breaks into my home, I have no idea what their intent is, and have every right to defend myself with deadly force. Buuuuut, if you honestly think the cops can get to your place before you die, be my guest!

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

@@oldrrocrand you're the reason that they have started passing out birth control in school so long long time ago.

@jesusisreal000 Год назад

😂😂😂

@ndoucette9676 Год назад

❤❤❤❤❤❤

@LatimusChadimus Год назад

Become John Cena

@secondrickamendment4770 11 месяцев назад

Feeling old, by the fact he didn’t get a free box of ammo with his purchase…

@MickSupper 6 месяцев назад

Nothing is free anymore, not even matchbooks with advertising on them.

@michaeldavey868 Год назад

I’m sorry what does he say at 8:46 after he says second job ??? Neeegus?

@SuperJ213 Год назад

I don't need this....

@mattschultz3852 9 месяцев назад

Lol

@timo4938 Год назад

Is Grumpy Old Guy still alive and well? We know you're miserable but I hope you're okay. Haven't seen you around in quite a while.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

If you weren't blind or illiterate, you would know that I'm still around.. By the way, how's that fake Christian thing working out for you?

@rustylee1836 Год назад

He's around and still saying the same ol tired insult he's always said.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

@@rustylee1836 your mother is the tired insult.

@rustylee1836 Год назад

@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Yes it's a very tired insult, that's what I just said. It was old when you were a kid 80 years ago, but you're still trotting it out 40 times a day, showing it off like a kid that just got the toy he's been dreaming about I guess that's what happens when you just pat a special kid on his head every time he acts out, it's a shame you were never disciplined.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

@@rustylee1836 that's better than trotting out that old jackass of a dad of yours. You do know who your daddy is? Doubtful

@zmorris22 Год назад

💀💀💀

@lindabixler9667 Год назад

He's got a filthy mouth when he isn't on Dry Bar.

@timo4938 Год назад

That's good. It means he can adapt

@SDU2023 Год назад

That's sad, he is funny without having to "adapt", whatever that means. You wanna explain that one?

@swagilyph Год назад

I was gonna ask how Darrell was but I'm glad to hear he still sucks.

@1972TJJ 4 месяца назад

Love this guy, but that "audience" sound is soooo annoying!!

@woodyrum1 Год назад

Yeh 4 min….. ugh

@skb254 Год назад

“…. like a bad person!” OK~ That was funny. But guess what was not funny? Moving in together. Never a good idea. When a couple oversteps appropriate boundaries before marriage it messes them up real bad after marriage (Statistics prove most of those couples never make it to marriage- most break up) God’s way works~and only His way. Have we learned nothing from our screwup’s?!? 😂😂😂 I can hardly wait for five years down the road wondering what your comedy routines are going to be like then!🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

Ok, Karen.

@SDU2023 Год назад

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl shut up with the "Karen", already. Old, used, unoriginal, offensive "joke". Move on, please.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

@@SDU2023 I'll move on when I get good and ready. I don't care if it's offensive. Go in the closet somewhere and cry. And speaking of old and used, how is your mother?

@Magdalena8008s 11 месяцев назад

Aye, dude. Assuming dude. Maybe, just maybe he's not religious. And doesn't follow your God. You do what works best for your life. Stay out of other peoples. And if you don't agree with it, don't support them. Simple as that.

@JolliJ3704 Год назад

Dude looks like old NF I'm not gonna like

@michaelgoble8200 Год назад

He is too young and immature to make me laugh out loud. I guess I’m a grumpy old man. I prefer the older comedians who have had some real life experiences.

@MickSupper 6 месяцев назад

Like the comedians that had to walk 2 miles uphill, both directions, in the snow?

@EquipaPatriot Год назад

Why does not @Dry Bar Comedy upload full length videos of comedians? I've decided to unsubscribe for this reason.

@SDU2023 Год назад

So you want it all for free instead of the free stuff you are already getting on youtube?!

@ar-sithf.austin3744 11 месяцев назад

This isn't even a real dude is it... Dafuq

@borednow 11 месяцев назад

not funny

@VesnaVK Год назад

These jokes are so old, some of them don't even make sense anymore. They changed the way make toothpaste tubes before this guy was even born. It doesn't matter where you squeeze them now -- they pop back in shape. They quit making the Game Boy in 2003. Also, he never noticed that she hangs the TP the other way? This old chestnut has been around since the days when people got married before they spent the night at one another's houses first. What's next, stale peanuts on the plane? Jeepers.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

Here. You need this. 🕯️

@StanleyRamblerSRVB-GrimeyBeats Год назад

I can confirm the toothpaste can still be squeezed from the middle because I do it 😂

@MickSupper 6 месяцев назад

Yes, that was the stupidest complaint that guy made about his jokes, unless he’s from the year 3020 or something.

@2manymorons Год назад

no 'IT factor here

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

None with you either.

@2manymorons Год назад

@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Note taken.... jot down gramps obsolete comeback to remind myself to cry about it later. ; )

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

@@2manymorons go look at that old wrinkled up face in the mirror and you will have plenty to cry about.

@JohnSmith-uy7sv Год назад

After 4 minutes, that was enough for me. duh. 🙄

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

That's exactly what your wife said about you.

@JohnSmith-uy7sv Год назад

@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl You must be related. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

@@JohnSmith-uy7sv no, I'm not related. I just like calling out asinine comments such as yours.

@JohnSmith-uy7sv Год назад

@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Because I didn't like his humor.That was not a derogatory comment. Saying...That is enough. is too much for you millennials and Gen x and Gen z cancel culture. Go back to your parents basement and get drunk and smoke some pot. You'll be ok.