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How to humanely kill a squid for food/bait. 

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@playzry_qlixi4
@playzry_qlixi4 10 месяцев назад
somewhere in a paralle universe: "this is how you squidanely kill a human"
@starke3120
@starke3120 10 месяцев назад
Haha underrated
@rip-rengoku
@rip-rengoku 10 месяцев назад
Lol
@promethean7032
@promethean7032 10 месяцев назад
Good one 😅
@yasminxx9329
@yasminxx9329 10 месяцев назад
No cause somehow this video still feels wrong
@yourworstnightmare1332
@yourworstnightmare1332 10 месяцев назад
And then they go on to whip the human to death with all their arms.
@tako2963
@tako2963 10 месяцев назад
Imagine you’re on death row and the executioner just pulls out his iphone and starts recording a tutorial
@ricardocarros
@ricardocarros 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@johnalo2702
@johnalo2702 10 месяцев назад
id kms first
@the.most.phycotic.dovakiin
@the.most.phycotic.dovakiin 10 месяцев назад
Do you think that would be age restricted because to be a witness you have to be 21 but depending on how they do the deed from a kneck stretching to bye-bye juice it could be more or less gory 🤔
@stefthorman8548
@stefthorman8548 10 месяцев назад
@@the.most.phycotic.dovakiin it obviously won't be uploaded to youtube, but it'll instead be recorded on dvd.
@sahilshrma15
@sahilshrma15 10 месяцев назад
Idk those baghdadis do this, ‘member?
@BharatThatsIndia
@BharatThatsIndia 3 месяца назад
"How did you die?" "Humanely and quickly" 😢
@goldvinity5989
@goldvinity5989 2 месяца назад
That was humanely and quickly
@MrMoonJAJA
@MrMoonJAJA Месяц назад
Are you vegan?
@BharatThatsIndia
@BharatThatsIndia Месяц назад
@@MrMoonJAJA nope, but I'm a human
@MrCrispy_Crabs
@MrCrispy_Crabs Месяц назад
@@BharatThatsIndiaok mrs sissy disney princess
@SequreContainProtect
@SequreContainProtect Месяц назад
It's just sad to see how creatures die 😢😢
@enzokyu
@enzokyu 3 месяца назад
Bro made the squid lose his n word pass
@talentlesscult8968
@talentlesscult8968 2 месяца назад
Underrated comment 💀
@chrisfalx3251
@chrisfalx3251 Месяц назад
I feel like there’s potential for a good MJ joke here
@enzokyu
@enzokyu Месяц назад
@@chrisfalx3251 Bro did a Michael Jackson
@Ysumbruh0
@Ysumbruh0 Месяц назад
That’s why it died
@chrisfalx3251
@chrisfalx3251 24 дня назад
@@Ysumbruh0 slapped the black outa him
@Pandapls
@Pandapls 10 месяцев назад
her: “i only date white squids” squid: *do it bro*
@kylo0053
@kylo0053 10 месяцев назад
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@yeehaw8089
@yeehaw8089 10 месяцев назад
great comment
@DACHICKENN
@DACHICKENN 10 месяцев назад
"her" is racist?
@kaiwong3930
@kaiwong3930 10 месяцев назад
Haha u made my day with that comment
@shamanthjoshi9518
@shamanthjoshi9518 10 месяцев назад
Bro getting creative with the wildest stuff lol
@SaikoGame1
@SaikoGame1 10 месяцев назад
squid: "I believe I made myself clear"
@Shamuto7
@Shamuto7 10 месяцев назад
Good pun 🤣🤣🤣
@QuanToComp
@QuanToComp 10 месяцев назад
@@Shamuto7 i dont get it. squidward?
@Pgia55
@Pgia55 10 месяцев назад
Clear, as transparent@@QuanToComp
@MonkeyDLuffy-gx9gd
@MonkeyDLuffy-gx9gd 10 месяцев назад
underrated 😂
@chabelidelafuente4557
@chabelidelafuente4557 10 месяцев назад
Baha😂😂
@BippityBoppityQuandaleDingleII
@BippityBoppityQuandaleDingleII 3 месяца назад
Squidward became michael jackson
@Xmaster-bh8wb
@Xmaster-bh8wb 3 месяца назад
Bro…
@bruhtnt4258
@bruhtnt4258 Месяц назад
Not funny bro.
@thematrixhatesuttp101
@thematrixhatesuttp101 Месяц назад
Ahahahaha....😐
@UScobrason
@UScobrason Месяц назад
Goted comment
@mootdoof1326
@mootdoof1326 27 дней назад
@@UScobrason lern tu spel
@WrathofDash
@WrathofDash 22 дня назад
SpongeBob learning karate when he works directly with Squidward is making me question things now.
@benji9107
@benji9107 9 дней назад
It’s okay squidward is already the color of a dead squid
@koammudo43
@koammudo43 3 дня назад
😂 OMG because he's dead inside and always mad and depressed ​ 😭😭@@benji9107
@abdulbasitkhan7448
@abdulbasitkhan7448 10 месяцев назад
Best example of "His soul left the body".
@katdoestuffYT
@katdoestuffYT 10 месяцев назад
😭💀 so true though
@raysash9107
@raysash9107 10 месяцев назад
💀💀
@user-ck2fu7rr7e
@user-ck2fu7rr7e 10 месяцев назад
Fr 😂😔
@Minos_prime_judgment
@Minos_prime_judgment 10 месяцев назад
Fr fr
@SpicySulfur
@SpicySulfur 10 месяцев назад
No he just pulled a micheal jackson
@simon_blackquill
@simon_blackquill 10 месяцев назад
Squid instantly changed to it's ghost sprite upon being killed.
@eugenetarus6873
@eugenetarus6873 10 месяцев назад
Nice one 😂
@kilianxxxx8543
@kilianxxxx8543 10 месяцев назад
Squid Ward Type: Water Tera: Ghost
@StayInfiniteForLife
@StayInfiniteForLife 10 месяцев назад
I love Ghost Squid Sprite
@StayInfiniteForLife
@StayInfiniteForLife 10 месяцев назад
@@txstdmmy9774 delicious 😋
@snyun
@snyun 10 месяцев назад
homestuck reference? /hj
@msnepthys1
@msnepthys1 18 дней назад
"OHHOHHH MY BACK!" -Squidward.
@Professor_Toothpaste
@Professor_Toothpaste 2 месяца назад
Imagine if you were born into this world only to be captured by aliens and film your demise.
@fuckiopussigetti453
@fuckiopussigetti453 Месяц назад
Funkytown.mp3
@Mffromthefuture
@Mffromthefuture Месяц назад
They are invertebrates they don't feel pain when they die so it's still good for food
@imonitzz
@imonitzz Месяц назад
I fkin hate these comments. I'm not putting myself in an animal's "shoes".
@gandalfthegrey2777
@gandalfthegrey2777 21 день назад
Become vegan then
@kinya7143
@kinya7143 21 день назад
@@Mffromthefuture we didn’t think fish felt pain until recently. You never know.
@Lol-ul8tn
@Lol-ul8tn 10 месяцев назад
“Let me make myself clear” - 🦑
@nikhill5340
@nikhill5340 10 месяцев назад
LMAO
@Mr.__Sofi
@Mr.__Sofi 10 месяцев назад
💀💀💀💀💀
@mithunkrishna7206
@mithunkrishna7206 10 месяцев назад
💀💀💀
@MrRetroo_
@MrRetroo_ 10 месяцев назад
LMAO 💀💀💀
@hyperzurdiac2682
@hyperzurdiac2682 10 месяцев назад
💀💀💀💀💀
@auroraave
@auroraave 10 месяцев назад
instructions unclear, i am now taking clarinet lessons from a squid.
@Magnapinna4096
@Magnapinna4096 10 месяцев назад
i think the instruction is clear
@kadariuscoston386
@kadariuscoston386 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@magnificent_fandom_shipper
@magnificent_fandom_shipper 10 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣
@VGODP
@VGODP 10 месяцев назад
i saw his soul leaving His body
@i-ate-bread
@i-ate-bread 10 месяцев назад
Solitude in e minor
@LolcanB
@LolcanB 3 месяца назад
The fact that I had to wait only 7 seconds instead of 2 minutes to see the whole point of the video Edit: Y’all are ruthless 💀 Ima have to explain this comment since some of y’all can’t take a joke 💀, This comment was written (2 months ago at the time of this edit) in the perspective that a lot of youtubers drag on videos (which I don’t mind) and make them longer than they need to be because more watch time means more money for them, this video was straight to the point, something you almost never see, even on shorts, so I decided to point it out, make a joke out of it, why not? (In hindsight, probably should have made that more obvious when writing this comment)
@LobsterDado
@LobsterDado Месяц назад
nice pfp
@dapro2524
@dapro2524 Месяц назад
tiktok brain
@damntravis6056
@damntravis6056 Месяц назад
You are not okay seek help
@TheJerbol
@TheJerbol Месяц назад
​@@dapro2524nah videos where they never get to the point should be shamed
@user-ge5pg9wi1z
@user-ge5pg9wi1z Месяц назад
It used to 15-20 minutes, and I hated those long ass vids
@phoenixfire6433
@phoenixfire6433 3 месяца назад
Salmonids: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
@kristinegraham5302
@kristinegraham5302 26 дней назад
SPLATOON
@billyblack3712
@billyblack3712 10 месяцев назад
"Oh sht, I'm disabled! Oh sht, I'm 💀" -Squid
@Anfieldknight
@Anfieldknight 10 месяцев назад
This skull emoji became gen z icon dumb kids with no knowledge
@jesminhaque
@jesminhaque 10 месяцев назад
Wth 💀
@TheUnnamed198
@TheUnnamed198 10 месяцев назад
Bro is 💀
@-685-
@-685- 10 месяцев назад
I'm 💀
@Selvynelpro
@Selvynelpro 10 месяцев назад
Nah 💀
@MrBoB-li3rb
@MrBoB-li3rb 10 месяцев назад
Squidward will be missed, he tried to enjoy his day off.
@MFGhostly
@MFGhostly 10 месяцев назад
Don't worry guys, Squiward is actually an octopus
@The_regretting_bug
@The_regretting_bug 10 месяцев назад
​​@@MFGhostlywait why the hell would they call him *squid* ward if hes a octopus 😭
@MFGhostly
@MFGhostly 10 месяцев назад
@@The_regretting_bug idk
@Bingus_357
@Bingus_357 10 месяцев назад
@@The_regretting_bugcuz they couldn’t think of a good name
@The_regretting_bug
@The_regretting_bug 10 месяцев назад
Fair enough
@Gun_gorilla
@Gun_gorilla 3 месяца назад
Respect for this guy not making the squid suffer
@dxvzdoff
@dxvzdoff 26 дней назад
Funny how you’re wrong
@malice5863
@malice5863 25 дней назад
​@@dxvzdoff Even though it wasnt instant, the first hit paralyzed those nerves on the body, so it didnt feel a thing.
@dxvzdoff
@dxvzdoff 25 дней назад
@@malice5863 You can see it extend it's tenticles as if it's screaming in pain, you've just pulled that out of your arse, much of the nerves are still intact and can most definetly feel it, with your logic I can put my arm in a guillotine and not feel anything.
@zaingamingtv2242
@zaingamingtv2242 День назад
​@@dxvzdoffI mean in some cases there isn't any way to kill something without causing any pain at all. Besides straight up instant explosions which also destroys the meat making it pointless. Well I ain't a hypocrite who eats meats and bitches about killing animals. Unless u vegan?
@terrytyrannosaurus7354
@terrytyrannosaurus7354 4 месяца назад
That colour swap from Red to White is a clear sign that it's soul left it's body.
@memehivefive9852
@memehivefive9852 3 месяца назад
So you've never heard of quartzification?
@terrytyrannosaurus7354
@terrytyrannosaurus7354 3 месяца назад
@@memehivefive9852 Apparently, no.
@memehivefive9852
@memehivefive9852 3 месяца назад
@@terrytyrannosaurus7354 I'm just gonna quote someone else in the comments because they will probably explain it better than me. Credits to Undistortedlove "Squids turn white when they die because of a process called "quartzification". When a squid is killed, the muscles that control the pigment-containing cells called chromatophores relax, causing the cells to shrink and the squid to turn translucent." Chromatophores are also the cells that allow squids to change color, which is why a squid just turns plain white when the chromatophores stop working.
@terrytyrannosaurus7354
@terrytyrannosaurus7354 3 месяца назад
@@memehivefive9852 Welp, so.......my comment was close enough. Also, that was meant to be a joke.
@memehivefive9852
@memehivefive9852 3 месяца назад
@@terrytyrannosaurus7354 Have you ever heard of the fitness gram pacer test?
@ratio3d
@ratio3d 10 месяцев назад
"So how did you die?" "I got karate chopped on the internet"
@CasoDoBronx
@CasoDoBronx 10 месяцев назад
lmaooo
@princemafia5550
@princemafia5550 10 месяцев назад
“ and he didn’t even get it the first time!! Now i bet the comment section is making fun of me”
@medina4926
@medina4926 10 месяцев назад
@@princemafia5550did you not listen to the video ?
@abdulwaheed1586
@abdulwaheed1586 10 месяцев назад
​@princemafia5550 00
@Hello-_-4
@Hello-_-4 10 месяцев назад
@@medina4926???
@Driipy
@Driipy 10 месяцев назад
instructions unclear, i spawned a kraken
@Onigiri2211
@Onigiri2211 10 месяцев назад
Nice
@gabriel_8371
@gabriel_8371 10 месяцев назад
When the comment is better than the actual video
@corryjamieson3909
@corryjamieson3909 10 месяцев назад
We killing the moonlord tonight!!!🗣🗣💥💥🌕🌕
@gageferrill110
@gageferrill110 10 месяцев назад
Just chop it and summon Cthulhu, easy instructions
@smart99five74
@smart99five74 10 месяцев назад
U must,or at least have magicians circle 7 or high to defeat that kraken .
@Depressedrobloxian
@Depressedrobloxian Месяц назад
God:How did you die Squid:the kung fu master
@Swiftie4Life745
@Swiftie4Life745 Месяц назад
Ik right
@GArmy-bz1pv
@GArmy-bz1pv 3 месяца назад
Bro just changed his race 💀💀
@CharlieG143
@CharlieG143 10 месяцев назад
It actually changes colour to let you know it's dead. What a thoughtful little creature.
@Disgusting_Egg
@Disgusting_Egg 10 месяцев назад
God can be a gigga chad sometimes
@GeneralZ43
@GeneralZ43 10 месяцев назад
@@Disgusting_EggAll the time
@jamesjackson5581
@jamesjackson5581 10 месяцев назад
I mean humans do too it just takes a little linger
@AYYJAYYx3
@AYYJAYYx3 10 месяцев назад
lmao
@miragegivenchy7214
@miragegivenchy7214 10 месяцев назад
you know what😮😂
@lampario2862
@lampario2862 10 месяцев назад
Ah yes, my monthly "how to karate chop a squid" algorithm recommendation
@ValTheVillain
@ValTheVillain 10 месяцев назад
you love to see it
@GhostKnight22
@GhostKnight22 10 месяцев назад
And they still can't kill it in one go. I've only seen one guy do it
@theparadoxisbored6622
@theparadoxisbored6622 10 месяцев назад
same here this is starting to freak me out, people draining color out of mfers now lmao.
@Kn1ghtRage
@Kn1ghtRage 10 месяцев назад
It do be like that tho
@ghostgamer260
@ghostgamer260 10 месяцев назад
You Too to huh 😂
@JF997
@JF997 24 дня назад
Squid: I came for the massage... Also squid: let me tell you something!! Let me tell you something!!!
@Cosm1c99
@Cosm1c99 3 месяца назад
How to humanely kill squids? Proceeds to demonstrate ancient shaolin methods of instant death on a squid only to change its colour.
@mynameisusersomething
@mynameisusersomething 10 месяцев назад
the squid: “I believe i made myself clear.”
@caidema
@caidema 10 месяцев назад
Lol😂😂😂😂
@blueiron_yt
@blueiron_yt 10 месяцев назад
Underrated joke
@panwolfy
@panwolfy 10 месяцев назад
bro said "let me be clear"
@user-os9tx3vr4y
@user-os9tx3vr4y 10 месяцев назад
That was smooth🥶🔥
@stevenshaw9804
@stevenshaw9804 10 месяцев назад
He was definitely the clear winner.
@flaminggaming143
@flaminggaming143 10 месяцев назад
Instructions unclear: its now chasing me with a clarinet
@ricardocarros
@ricardocarros 10 месяцев назад
I laughed so hard at this
@regularguy5467
@regularguy5467 10 месяцев назад
Don’t worry I have the perfect piece of paper
@okio-zt6vk
@okio-zt6vk 10 месяцев назад
​@@ricardocarrossame I'm dead asf
@colleendelaney6955
@colleendelaney6955 10 месяцев назад
Grab the clarinet and play B flat 3 times quickly. This should kill it instantly. Be prepared though, because if it doesn’t work, they start chasing with an oboe!
@shaneb374
@shaneb374 10 месяцев назад
😂
@cassettebox77
@cassettebox77 3 месяца назад
The squid really deniggafy himself
@magdieljapa7298
@magdieljapa7298 10 месяцев назад
SpongeBob: *takes notes for next karate session*
@MoonlightStatic
@MoonlightStatic 10 месяцев назад
Squidward's gonna die
@GeobotVersion2
@GeobotVersion2 10 месяцев назад
nah, dont wory, squidward is an octopus
@PotatoChips8640
@PotatoChips8640 10 месяцев назад
@@GeobotVersion2squidward, “squid”ward😢, Octopusward🗿
@communisthitler666
@communisthitler666 10 месяцев назад
​@@PotatoChips8640its just his name
@DizzyOliverYT
@DizzyOliverYT 10 месяцев назад
​@@communisthitler666🤓
@riotdagoat9784
@riotdagoat9784 10 месяцев назад
This makes the fact spongebob knows karate so much more funnier, He could really just end squidwards life but chooses not to
@fuqueue7242
@fuqueue7242 10 месяцев назад
Gonna be that guy but squidward is actually an octopus. The creators thought octoward didn't sound as appealing.
@anglewillams1009
@anglewillams1009 10 месяцев назад
@@fuqueue7242yeah they have squids in spongebob and they do not look like squidward lol
@anglewillams1009
@anglewillams1009 10 месяцев назад
@@fuqueue7242well nvm cause there are also octopi that don’t look like squidward
@AppleShineWC
@AppleShineWC 10 месяцев назад
@@fuqueue7242 Ugh, you stole my fun fact 😒
@user-xd7kv7tw8m
@user-xd7kv7tw8m 10 месяцев назад
The same sound effect should be used when SpongeBob chops Squidward see his body shake and flail around 😅😅
@nomyleuser
@nomyleuser 3 месяца назад
12,000 years later.. Squid: this is how you splatanely a human
@Mythical_idiot
@Mythical_idiot 3 месяца назад
Hey uhh something is wrong with my black friend, he didn't turn white and hes now having a seizure
@Kat-327
@Kat-327 10 месяцев назад
Squidward ain't messing with sandy no more☠️
@64staklol
@64staklol 10 месяцев назад
LOL UNDERRATED, AHAHAHHAHAHA
@nikitakirstenbernardmoe4590
@nikitakirstenbernardmoe4590 10 месяцев назад
Lol
@walangchahangyelingden8252
@walangchahangyelingden8252 10 месяцев назад
🫲🏻
@CarlileCoasters
@CarlileCoasters 10 месяцев назад
💀
@user-jx9tg7xl2y
@user-jx9tg7xl2y 10 месяцев назад
Nah he ain't fucking with SpongeBob either 😅
@tanumafilicalebmalietoa9064
@tanumafilicalebmalietoa9064 10 месяцев назад
Cthulhu been real quiet since this dropped
@abskhairoun
@abskhairoun 10 месяцев назад
Sorry what's that?
@_t.h.o.mas_yt
@_t.h.o.mas_yt 10 месяцев назад
​@@abskhairoun it's a lovecraftian Elder God (if i said that correctly)
@brendanbush2174
@brendanbush2174 10 месяцев назад
Maybe it makes sense that those fishermen killed him with a boat now
@abskhairoun
@abskhairoun 10 месяцев назад
@@_t.h.o.mas_yt makes sense Thanks man
@ShourjoTS
@ShourjoTS 10 месяцев назад
Cthulhu will karate chop the entire universe 💀
@Alexel6363
@Alexel6363 3 месяца назад
NOT MY INKLINGS😭
@luvspiders1818
@luvspiders1818 3 месяца назад
bro got splatted
@Pebbsi_official
@Pebbsi_official 8 дней назад
Bro thinks he's Michael Jackson 💀
@lilblockyguy933
@lilblockyguy933 7 дней назад
Tee hee
@noggie3041
@noggie3041 10 месяцев назад
Squidward gonna shit his pants when he see spongebob with them karate gloves
@rickwilliamson7396
@rickwilliamson7396 10 месяцев назад
Squidward is actually a octopus. They just couldn't come up with a name that sounded good, so they used squidward
@mentallyun.stable
@mentallyun.stable 10 месяцев назад
@@rickwilliamson7396 octavius
@Vindido
@Vindido 10 месяцев назад
@@mentallyun.stablelolll😂
@kadepilkenton2408
@kadepilkenton2408 9 месяцев назад
Squidward doesn't wear pants
@VulpesAllium
@VulpesAllium 9 месяцев назад
squidward doesnt even have pants
@Welsh-Trials-Enduro
@Welsh-Trials-Enduro 10 месяцев назад
Bro went from water type to ghost type real quick
@Anakin_Youngling_Slayer
@Anakin_Youngling_Slayer 10 месяцев назад
*Wild Pokemon Battle intensifies*
@punmaster227
@punmaster227 10 месяцев назад
😂
@alejandromora4086
@alejandromora4086 10 месяцев назад
Thus, a regional form of Jellicent was born
@hiimesu
@hiimesu 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 this has to be the best comment so far
@psyfozim
@psyfozim 10 месяцев назад
Lmao good one
@Abzolutegamingfc
@Abzolutegamingfc 2 месяца назад
Squid: "So, I've made myself clear"
@ironicalza
@ironicalza 3 месяца назад
Cant wait to use this in splatoon
@themosaicshow
@themosaicshow 3 месяца назад
NOOOOO
@luvspiders1818
@luvspiders1818 3 месяца назад
two-shot technique (no fake, not clickbait)
@terson44
@terson44 10 месяцев назад
RU-vid: He'll watch anything at this point.
@ricktheruler1665
@ricktheruler1665 10 месяцев назад
Ay yo 😂 for reals huh dam were in the matrix
@Mythical4227
@Mythical4227 10 месяцев назад
Same. I’ll never need this information.
@tnbrabbit
@tnbrabbit 10 месяцев назад
One of my favorite comments in all of social media history
@thedarkroom6416
@thedarkroom6416 10 месяцев назад
@@tnbrabbitlol
@JustAfruit
@JustAfruit 10 месяцев назад
I mean yeahhh true
@mynameisntpatrick1476
@mynameisntpatrick1476 10 месяцев назад
"This is how you quickly and humanely kill a squid" 🦑: "Sorry, what?"
@Vvaliaa
@Vvaliaa 10 месяцев назад
Underrated 😭
@Goddid06
@Goddid06 10 месяцев назад
Think it's an alien 🦑👽
@palashchalke6656
@palashchalke6656 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@Haseeb2010
@Haseeb2010 10 месяцев назад
😢
@gracie_sutton
@gracie_sutton 10 месяцев назад
Creepy
@kshaeta
@kshaeta 3 месяца назад
Finally, I've been wondering how to do this for so long!
@Realbmell
@Realbmell Месяц назад
Forget black eye, you gave it green eye😂
@CaptainTeach1
@CaptainTeach1 10 месяцев назад
He's in Squid Heaven now
@DerechtePepe
@DerechtePepe 10 месяцев назад
Hes with squidward
@bigboi5468
@bigboi5468 10 месяцев назад
Or hell
@hailey.the.menace
@hailey.the.menace 10 месяцев назад
Thanks 😭
@Charact8r
@Charact8r 10 месяцев назад
Squiven*
@MaggiaufEx
@MaggiaufEx 10 месяцев назад
I also want to be in squirt heaven
@ianh7525
@ianh7525 6 месяцев назад
No wonder Squidward keeps his distance from Sandy.
@thecraxshack3323
@thecraxshack3323 6 месяцев назад
Wait….
@Jay-xo6ck
@Jay-xo6ck 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@handsomesquidguytenteclest9496
@handsomesquidguytenteclest9496 6 месяцев назад
He’s a fricking octopus
@bruhda7469
@bruhda7469 6 месяцев назад
@@handsomesquidguytenteclest9496SQUIDward
@Aymenalyf
@Aymenalyf 6 месяцев назад
Or from spongebob😂
@aadaminecrafter
@aadaminecrafter 3 месяца назад
Squid just deniggifyed itself 🗿
@Jack_Marston05
@Jack_Marston05 Месяц назад
Squid said "let me make myself clear"
@alvybar2990
@alvybar2990 10 месяцев назад
Instructions not clear, but the squid sure is.
@gibhuggiesnow1361
@gibhuggiesnow1361 10 месяцев назад
💀💀This one is a good one too lmao
@rosalinarainswarth559
@rosalinarainswarth559 10 месяцев назад
Underrated
@samlowrider
@samlowrider 10 месяцев назад
Noice
@andreiperpelea26
@andreiperpelea26 10 месяцев назад
😂
@defnotziel
@defnotziel 10 месяцев назад
Badumtsss
@sultanofakind
@sultanofakind 10 месяцев назад
Instructions unclear: the squid's soul got purified and is now teaching me nirvana
@andrei-danieldinu2890
@andrei-danieldinu2890 10 месяцев назад
Instructions unclear. Now i can sing "Teen Spirit"
@iinsomniick
@iinsomniick 10 месяцев назад
instructions unclear, im now able to fully play “heart-shaped box” on guitar
@user-km5qx2qw4v
@user-km5qx2qw4v 10 месяцев назад
Lol
@mrsevelync6900
@mrsevelync6900 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@damianvoglarus
@damianvoglarus 10 месяцев назад
Stay away from these nameless teen spirited breeds
@Peter-cx5ej
@Peter-cx5ej Месяц назад
Spongebob gonna be wilding💀
@strawberry_on_neptune1378
@strawberry_on_neptune1378 Месяц назад
We know he's in love with squidward😂
@kyy.makenziee
@kyy.makenziee 10 месяцев назад
bro went from a coca cola to a sprite in 5 seconds
@EDubbz17
@EDubbz17 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kriztoppa
@kriztoppa 10 месяцев назад
From Dr Pepper to 7up
@lorena33614
@lorena33614 10 месяцев назад
From Pepsi to Starry 😎
@krist5860
@krist5860 10 месяцев назад
😭💀
@user-wo7rx2lb8s
@user-wo7rx2lb8s 10 месяцев назад
Underrated
@DoggoMcDeez
@DoggoMcDeez 10 месяцев назад
He was real transparent about that whole situation
@BryceHansensCar
@BryceHansensCar 10 месяцев назад
nahhh 😭
@egedanr7608
@egedanr7608 10 месяцев назад
Great joke man 😂
@iancarlin5714
@iancarlin5714 10 месяцев назад
Clearly.
@DetroitedSkyArts
@DetroitedSkyArts 10 месяцев назад
Trans parent
@Jiminscookie
@Jiminscookie 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂omg
@414MrMilwaukee
@414MrMilwaukee 3 месяца назад
After the video, he comes back to life and jumped in the water
@garchauro
@garchauro 3 месяца назад
This saddens me to no end... 😢
@sparrowanon
@sparrowanon 3 месяца назад
God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth” [Gen 1:26-28]
@schizophrenia1
@schizophrenia1 3 месяца назад
Bruh moment
@happymystic
@happymystic 10 месяцев назад
Squidward has been real quite after this video dropped.
@TheRealCoolElho
@TheRealCoolElho 10 месяцев назад
I 'tride' not to correct your grammar, but it's stronger than me.
@AverageCatz
@AverageCatz 10 месяцев назад
How do people not know how to spell something like quiet
@hasisarkar6032
@hasisarkar6032 10 месяцев назад
Squidward is an octopus
@WYL_1
@WYL_1 10 месяцев назад
​@@hasisarkar6032💀
@zCloud_9
@zCloud_9 10 месяцев назад
​@@hasisarkar6032SQUIDward
@brandonschultz211
@brandonschultz211 10 месяцев назад
Some famous Chiropractor: “did you feel that?” Squid:
@ayomideolusegun3024
@ayomideolusegun3024 10 месяцев назад
😂😂
@mocabe01
@mocabe01 10 месяцев назад
Sir ... sir ? .. SIR !!!
@antdjones05
@antdjones05 10 месяцев назад
Crying😂
@cutebutpsycho5704
@cutebutpsycho5704 10 месяцев назад
You are a legend for this comment
@chrisss.47
@chrisss.47 10 месяцев назад
@@mocabe01it’s fine if you don’t answer me sir , you mad tasty
@user-ub1ue8oc5e
@user-ub1ue8oc5e 24 дня назад
Bro instantly became Michael Jackson💀
@Bassguy132
@Bassguy132 13 дней назад
Yooooo💀💀💀💀
@surlo69
@surlo69 3 месяца назад
The squid wanted to die as a free man
@gojiking1695
@gojiking1695 10 месяцев назад
"Sir this is a pet store!"
@DogTBH
@DogTBH 10 месяцев назад
Fcking howling bro😂😂😂 This comment wins for me😂😂😂
@WandaSlamsUrFav
@WandaSlamsUrFav 10 месяцев назад
😭
@abhilashpatel6852
@abhilashpatel6852 10 месяцев назад
:xD
@TheSigmaMoggerOne
@TheSigmaMoggerOne 10 месяцев назад
Underrated comment
@druxfy8785
@druxfy8785 10 месяцев назад
IM FUCKING CRACKING UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@derlebkuchen5569
@derlebkuchen5569 10 месяцев назад
This is Bob. He's quite a sweet fellow really. Moments later, Bob is dismembered by the restaurant staff.
@-Oli-
@-Oli- 10 месяцев назад
Sorry for your loss
@gamingdragon5566
@gamingdragon5566 10 месяцев назад
Lol sorry for youre loss good squid w squid l person
@ridkwngridken3863
@ridkwngridken3863 10 месяцев назад
So, tasty
@amdacool1
@amdacool1 10 месяцев назад
Top Gear 🔥🔥🔥
@AKiwi
@AKiwi 10 месяцев назад
our man in 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@TheCowCooks
@TheCowCooks 22 дня назад
"Harold:JERRY NOO!!!! Jerry:Tell my mom i love her!"💀
@mezmereyesofficial7526
@mezmereyesofficial7526 Месяц назад
what happens to an octopus if you karate chop one
@zekeggy
@zekeggy 10 месяцев назад
does karate once and turns someone into michael jackson
@dylancarter2534
@dylancarter2534 10 месяцев назад
Na that's crazy
@virgondust5562
@virgondust5562 10 месяцев назад
Damn you did my boi squidward dirty
@PrimalsTrucking
@PrimalsTrucking 10 месяцев назад
Hehee
@roehanfernandez9869
@roehanfernandez9869 10 месяцев назад
​@@PrimalsTrucking1 min ago hee hee
@Man_with_cool
@Man_with_cool 10 месяцев назад
W comment
@johnpatrickgonzales6598
@johnpatrickgonzales6598 9 месяцев назад
Now you know why Squidward is afraid with Sandy
@CinnamonVROffical
@CinnamonVROffical 9 месяцев назад
NAH 😂
@bobtheball5384
@bobtheball5384 9 месяцев назад
He's an octopus
@RickSanchez-qb6kb
@RickSanchez-qb6kb 9 месяцев назад
​@@bobtheball5384his name is SQUIDward
@RaizarYT
@RaizarYT 9 месяцев назад
​@@RickSanchez-qb6kbyeah we know, that doesn't mean anything though, because he is an octopus, it's a fact from the creators themselves
@RickSanchez-qb6kb
@RickSanchez-qb6kb 9 месяцев назад
@@RaizarYT I can't really argue with that
@JamesWorld58
@JamesWorld58 25 дней назад
Feeling it now Squidward
@tashibalampkin8555
@tashibalampkin8555 2 дня назад
I legit thought he was kidding about the karate chop.
@refilwemokoene2922
@refilwemokoene2922 9 месяцев назад
Australians be doing Australian things in the most Australian way possible.
@celestialknight2339
@celestialknight2339 9 месяцев назад
Not true, there wasn’t a 4-foot snake-eating spider wrestling the squid 💀
@Pendz2Society
@Pendz2Society 9 месяцев назад
Like Push Backs
@goldengooseedits4386
@goldengooseedits4386 9 месяцев назад
@@celestialknight23394 foot’s a bit small, mate😂 also we don’t measure in feet here😬
@NeonDeion109
@NeonDeion109 9 месяцев назад
​@@goldengooseedits4386a 1.3m spider is small?
@BulAGOAT
@BulAGOAT 9 месяцев назад
in his example and by his own definition he did it wrong.. poor squid. lmao
@rudra_uthsa
@rudra_uthsa 9 месяцев назад
Bro deleted his Browsing History before dying
@Based4Life
@Based4Life 9 месяцев назад
“Squiditties compilation 1 hour” -🦑
@kalilong6729
@kalilong6729 9 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ZenoFlamesEcho
@ZenoFlamesEcho 9 месяцев назад
@@Based4LifeLMAO
@marshapple
@marshapple 9 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😅😅
@majolatnajitlog7571
@majolatnajitlog7571 9 месяцев назад
💀
@user-mj2xg5gt4u
@user-mj2xg5gt4u 3 месяца назад
I love how we feel bad about being able to prey on essentially any animal we choose
@Kyle_116
@Kyle_116 3 месяца назад
And the bad feeling only happens when they see where the food came from
@Violet-hj2fn
@Violet-hj2fn 2 месяца назад
Because humans are sympathetic
@kaneidareyue7715
@kaneidareyue7715 Месяц назад
At first I think its quite sad but I just remembered how tasty Calamari is.
@ictechpro9192
@ictechpro9192 7 месяцев назад
Chiropractor when your credit card declines:
@LoafOfBreadCat
@LoafOfBreadCat 7 месяцев назад
Underrated hahhaha
@Dudejustletmein6607
@Dudejustletmein6607 7 месяцев назад
@@LoafOfBreadCathahah
@Calo_the_Prophet
@Calo_the_Prophet 7 месяцев назад
😂😂good laugh mate
@dynaspinner64
@dynaspinner64 7 месяцев назад
They do that anyways they are a scam lol
@LoafOfBreadCat
@LoafOfBreadCat 7 месяцев назад
@@dynaspinner64 not all, there are professional chiros
@chrisjuliano3964
@chrisjuliano3964 9 месяцев назад
"That was instant." That's what happens when you don't have a skull.
@YusufSuleiman-kk6fu
@YusufSuleiman-kk6fu 8 месяцев назад
😒😒😒
@cortneyeverett6927
@cortneyeverett6927 8 месяцев назад
🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸 The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude. Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24 “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth Isaiah 14:1 “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob. Isaiah 14:2 “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.” 2 Esdras 6:9 “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth
@OneJookPlease
@OneJookPlease 8 месяцев назад
To be fair it doesn’t really need one down in the ocean
@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon 8 месяцев назад
Common invertebrate L.
@TACOCAT_67
@TACOCAT_67 8 месяцев назад
​@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoonliterally was gonna say that lol
@Trulygigachad
@Trulygigachad 3 месяца назад
That vegan teacher watching this
@TundraZ3r0
@TundraZ3r0 3 месяца назад
I *PERSONALLY* feel bad for the swuid
@WilczekSzef
@WilczekSzef Месяц назад
Same
@MAS4JI
@MAS4JI 10 месяцев назад
*If I'm ever attacked by a squid in a dark alley . . .*
@umutonijennifer4782
@umutonijennifer4782 9 месяцев назад
God dats mean 😂😂😂😂
@larico2700
@larico2700 9 месяцев назад
i literally cried 😂😂😂😂
@motivateme5689
@motivateme5689 9 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂but you also
@Magical_Trash
@Magical_Trash 9 месяцев назад
The HOOT I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@taterds7858
@taterds7858 9 месяцев назад
The chances of getting attacked by a squid in a dark and empty alleyway are low, but never zero
@dineshfernando898
@dineshfernando898 4 месяца назад
SpongeBob: Hey where’s Squidward? Squidward: 💀
@holycrap8367
@holycrap8367 20 дней назад
Instruction unclear, squid chasing me now
@Caseoso
@Caseoso 10 месяцев назад
Haven’t seen squidward in a minute 💀💀💀
@itypsyx8397
@itypsyx8397 10 месяцев назад
😂
@TYRANNO_INFINITY
@TYRANNO_INFINITY 10 месяцев назад
Fr bro I need to arrest him for wearing fake jays
@xhotica.
@xhotica. 10 месяцев назад
Squidward is an octopus 😭
@thejaded
@thejaded 10 месяцев назад
Think I just ate his third cousin tbh..
@CraazyJoey
@CraazyJoey 10 месяцев назад
​@@xhotica.Sorry but like 😲🤓👆
@dribbit0748
@dribbit0748 11 месяцев назад
“I believe ive made myself clear”-the squid probably
@livenotonevil8279
@livenotonevil8279 10 месяцев назад
Well, technically, it didn't make itSELF clear.
@dribbit0748
@dribbit0748 10 месяцев назад
@@livenotonevil8279 YOURE RIGHT
@nanarocxie
@nanarocxie 10 месяцев назад
😂
@josephkeres4604
@josephkeres4604 10 месяцев назад
Squid: “Look bud, I know we all value transparency, but I’m not one of those who do”.
@BrianNatonski-wt3mv
@BrianNatonski-wt3mv 10 месяцев назад
😅😅😅😅😅
@fer.j5655
@fer.j5655 4 месяца назад
So that's why Spongebob studies karate: 💀
@wini156
@wini156 3 месяца назад
To Kill Skalm.. 😢😢
@natisodum
@natisodum 2 месяца назад
Bro really said: Let me be clear
@harshvardhanamle1641
@harshvardhanamle1641 10 месяцев назад
I was that squid , and he was the best chiropractor I have ever met .
@alphamineron
@alphamineron 10 месяцев назад
Make ya ascend to a higher plane
@hodensack-st5jj
@hodensack-st5jj 10 месяцев назад
Letting 999 become 1k Such power
@instantsleepmusics-relaxan9482
@instantsleepmusics-relaxan9482 10 месяцев назад
1000❤
@harshvardhanamle1641
@harshvardhanamle1641 10 месяцев назад
@@hodensack-st5jj thanks buddy 😂
@i_took_the_wok_to_poland
@i_took_the_wok_to_poland 10 месяцев назад
Bro got reincarnated as a human ☠️
@mateocortanage
@mateocortanage 10 месяцев назад
That's why spongebob learned Karate, homie wants it back in blood
@goateditz321
@goateditz321 10 месяцев назад
underrated comment 🤣
@maxdavies4524
@maxdavies4524 10 месяцев назад
Holy shit
@Baswana
@Baswana 10 месяцев назад
But he loves squidward 😢 😂
@patriousthefallenknight3185
@patriousthefallenknight3185 10 месяцев назад
Remember the time SpongeBob karate chopped Squidward in the head?
@Luciie_Joshuni
@Luciie_Joshuni 10 месяцев назад
THIS MF GOT THEM FAKE J’S
@ghekkoooobbwayver3818
@ghekkoooobbwayver3818 Месяц назад
"I don't feel so good mister shark..."
@Peanutbutter_madden
@Peanutbutter_madden 8 дней назад
I don’t think squidward should ever piss off sandy
@NEGA_SHORTS
@NEGA_SHORTS 10 месяцев назад
“Quickly and humanely kill a squid” Proceeds to karate chop the squids forehead twice
@anteeantee8144
@anteeantee8144 10 месяцев назад
it was 2 seconds tops thats still very humane if you just kill the body and leave to head alive thats would be inhumane
@Bombadilo
@Bombadilo 10 месяцев назад
Killing isn’t humane
@anteeantee8144
@anteeantee8144 10 месяцев назад
@@Bombadilo killing animals to eat them is pretty normal and absolute ok in my book vegans are the worst and yeah its humane and very natural but there is a difference between making it quick and shorten the suffering of the animal or dragging it out iam no fan of the later one if you wanna eat something you should at least have the decency to make it quick
@Pyovali
@Pyovali 10 месяцев назад
​@@anteeantee8144And killkng animal for self defence is okay too
@anteeantee8144
@anteeantee8144 10 месяцев назад
@@Pyovali true
@gemball8343
@gemball8343 10 месяцев назад
Instructions unclear, I’m still fighting with the colossal squid. Update : I killed it after about 10k chops. The Kraken is up next.
@IcePhoen1x694
@IcePhoen1x694 10 месяцев назад
Ah yes, the colossal squif
@demolitionyt7924
@demolitionyt7924 10 месяцев назад
💀
@dwinandacakrawiguna
@dwinandacakrawiguna 10 месяцев назад
You need at least 120 strength point to use karate chop on squid
@Om-nn2hw
@Om-nn2hw 10 месяцев назад
You gotta colossal karate chop a colossal squid
@SyazwiYouTB
@SyazwiYouTB 10 месяцев назад
Just karate the eyes!Also make sure to run after that.
@firerabit2
@firerabit2 3 месяца назад
I finally know how to put squidward out of his misery
@bimaldubey7114
@bimaldubey7114 3 месяца назад
This dude should be an karate teacher😭😭
@this_dude3881
@this_dude3881 3 месяца назад
Hmmm... good idea, I might try it.
@omgitsruukasu
@omgitsruukasu 9 месяцев назад
bro turned into michael jackson
@falfighter
@falfighter 9 месяцев назад
bruh
@DarkLibrary85
@DarkLibrary85 9 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@Fractured_Dawn
@Fractured_Dawn 9 месяцев назад
damn 💀
@fayzmoon6755
@fayzmoon6755 9 месяцев назад
You mean bro just change his race💀
@rblurryface8051
@rblurryface8051 9 месяцев назад
Underrated comment
@doirlyneedauser150
@doirlyneedauser150 10 месяцев назад
RU-vid: He'll watch anything now
@user-nf4tt3yj3y
@user-nf4tt3yj3y 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 fr
@leecarrington1932
@leecarrington1932 10 месяцев назад
Damn Short form content.
@SHANII_EDITZ
@SHANII_EDITZ 10 месяцев назад
2 replys lol
@BiggieCheese502
@BiggieCheese502 10 месяцев назад
Few days ago, YT recommended a tutorial on how to drive an excavator
@B3rZerker13
@B3rZerker13 10 месяцев назад
@@BiggieCheese502same😂
@Mrcantaloupe
@Mrcantaloupe Месяц назад
Dude deniggafy bro😭🙏🏽
@Laffnbstrong
@Laffnbstrong 3 месяца назад
I thought the body was the head.. like a hat 😭
@Frosteh
@Frosteh 10 месяцев назад
instructions unclear, now I'm in squid game
@0nick0nick05
@0nick0nick05 10 месяцев назад
Idk man that squid seems pretty clear to me
@KHALTHEGREAT.
@KHALTHEGREAT. 10 месяцев назад
Rlly good comment 😂
@marwankatana7135
@marwankatana7135 10 месяцев назад
What😂
@imSpo0kizm
@imSpo0kizm 10 месяцев назад
This is not funny bruh
@MicrowavedBurritosShadow
@MicrowavedBurritosShadow 10 месяцев назад
@@imSpo0kizm massive ratio 💀
@user-ws7fy1ni4d
@user-ws7fy1ni4d 10 месяцев назад
*”Squidward left the chat crying”*
@eonix0
@eonix0 10 месяцев назад
LMAOOOOOO 😐
@Yuri-draws
@Yuri-draws 10 месяцев назад
NOOOOO SQUIDWARD DONT CRY SPONGEBOB WILL ANNOY YOU UNTIL HE FINDS OUT WHY😰😰
@edmainello3412
@edmainello3412 10 месяцев назад
Squid wars left the chat dead
@voltekthecyborg7898
@voltekthecyborg7898 10 месяцев назад
He's an Octopus. Stephen Hillenburg even said so
@victoracosta4796
@victoracosta4796 10 месяцев назад
He’s an octopus.
@turtleshenanigans3954
@turtleshenanigans3954 3 месяца назад
Bro was karate chopped so hard he went pale
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