How To Make a Healthy Pizza 

Howtobasic didn't throw a single egg in the entire video, everyone panic

Rare footage of HowToBasic not throwing eggs.

I remember when my Italian grandmother would make us lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce pizzas. Truly the taste of my childhood. Thank you for the recipe HowToBasic.

2:03 hearing him swear again made my day 😂😂😂

Removing toppings ❌ Add more lettuce ✅

I haven’t seen this channel before and thought I would get a healthy pizza recipe, instead I got something much better.

"That's too many calories" feels vaguely reminiscent of Papa's Pizzeria

1:21 I literally laughed at his rage for the next 4 rages and spit water on my iPad. 😂😂😂

Dag+Sos+Let us+Let us+Let us+Let us+Let us

1:43 I love how how to basic was like: AUUHGJFKEKW and screams for incorrects calories lol

Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese

He didn't throw a single egg, it's the apocalypse

LMAOO i love it when he gets more and more pissed off Like- the pure frustration in his grunts and screams is ABSOLUTELY sending me 💀💀💀💀💀

2:04 got me dying 🤣

WHERE ARE THE EGGS!!!

Howtobasic Anger sounds: 0:31 0:45 0:56 1:05 1:14 1:21 1:28 1:35 1:42 1:52 1:58 (btw thats all for his noises)

this feels like a fitness channel making a pizza but they made the recipe up on the spot

I lost 500 pounds because of this video! Thanks, How To Basic!

Me eating pizza ehile watching this: 😅😅😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 But for real, i almost choked on my iced tea, it is too funny

I love the noises he makes when he's notified that it has too many calories.

2:29 that scream that's funny but if you double tap left screen 10s another screen pop out even more funnier

Lionfield : WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

*Grunt Moment* 0:32 0:45 0:56 1:06 1:13 1:21 1:28 1:35 1:43 1:52 1:59 2:10 2:41👍

We are currently living in the world where nikocado lost his weight and how to basic lost his access to eggs 😱

An howtobasic video without eggs isn't an howtobasic video 😂😂😂

2:42 the worst part

Don’t worry guys, he’s saving up his egg collection vault and we should be scared.

We eatin healty with dis one🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

0:28 still traumatized by the pineapple incident

as an Italian, i approve of this recipe. 👍

I'm so happy ur uploading more bro

0:29 bro is going to make Italians mad

After all these years, i found this channel again. HELL YEAH

Wait a minute...... where's the eggs

I genuinely thought this was a real video and only realized what channel i clicked on around the 2:17 mark

This is literally my grandma when i eat a single sweet candy.👵

WHERE ARE THE EGGS? EVERYONE RUN! SOMEONE KIDNAPPED HOWTOBASIC!

it was amazing i would make again i loved the lettuce part

Yes you're right....

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Hawaiian wood rose seeds. 2. In 130 cc. of petroleum ether, soak the seeds for two days. 3. Filter the solution through a tight screen, 4. Throw away the liquid, and allow the seed mush to dry. 5. For two days allow the mush to soak in 110 cc. of wood alcohol.6. 6. Filter the solution again, saving the liquid and labeling it "1." 7. Resoak the mush in 110 cc. of wood alcohol for two days. 8. Filter and throw away the mush. 9. Add the liquid from the second soak to the solution labeled "I." 10. Pour the liquid into a cookie tray and allow it to evap-orate. 11. When all the liquid has evaporated, a yellow gum re-mains. This should be scraped up and put into cap-sules.
30 grams of morning glory seeds = one trip 15 Hawaiian wood rose seeds = one trip BE VERY SURE THAT YOU BUY YOUR SEEDS FROM A SAFE PLACE. SOMETIMES SELLERS COAT IT IN DEADLY CHEMICALS! DON’T DIE.

"Lettuce"!🤣 Never gets old!

that scream that's funny but if you double tap left screen 10s another screen pop out even more funnier

best pizza so far, thanks for the tutorial 👍🏻❤️

As a pizza maker I confirm this is how you make pizza! Thanks howtobasic!

Made this for my mom and she approved! 😊

Way better how to basic video than the past couple years worth!

Babe, wake up. How To Basic has uploaded

I have a watch his videos for so dang long and he still does this... I love it!

Looks delicious, and really easy to make. Thanks :)

1:32 Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce

Now I can eat healthy and not die of a heart atta- *Collapses on the ground*

Awesome! I get so much inspiration from your videos for my channel! thanks for that :)

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS A RECENT VIDEO LMAO

2:22 i can eat that much lettuce with a little of mayo.

I love going home and enjoying my L E T T U C E

thank you for this awesome recipe! now i can share it with my friends who are on a diet!

0:30 And you ruined it

Deleted scene.. "That's too many LETTUCE!" HTB: *brings out the eggs and goes on his usual rampage* "PERFECT!!"

Lionfield: 😳💀 *screaming* YOUR WASTING IT NOT APPROVED

''when the moon hits your eye like a *small* pizza pie thats amore''

0:03 WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I must have the sense of humor of a 15 year old because this made me laugh so hard I cried

0:29 Did I just hear PINEAPPLE?! 😵

Random tutorial guy:"Thats too many calories" HowToBasic: **Aggressive grunting**

so delicious😋😋

Adding this to my cutting season meal plan

1:36 JUST CUT IT IN HALF!

This is probably the most edible thing this channel has ever produced

As a dominoes employee, WHY DID YOU REVEAL OUR SECRET RECIPE! 🤬

One of the best. I woke up this morning still repeating "lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce" to myself

LETTUCE WITH NO EGGS HOW

My little siblings: "We wanna play video games, too!" Me: "Nope, it's my turn!" Siblings: 2:05

1:37 at least it’s halal😔

No italian was harmed in the making of this video

2:10 🤣🤣🤣

2:01 did I hear HowToBasic say "OH MY GOD"

That's impossible. NO EGGS!?!?!?!?!?

I think this is the most normal video he's ever made.

Why is this channel still happening? No eggs in the whole video? Just end it already. We don't need another season if the writing is going to be this terrible.

No panic! This video is an appetizer while HTB guy finishes receiving the 2 trucks full of eggs.

Now this is the good stuff

this gotta be one of the most regular recipes howtobasic has done ever tbh

For Italian cooks, they would show you how to make a healthy delicious pizza

Most wanted man in Italy

NO EGGS?????????

I was waiting for the: "Pizza dough!" "That's too many calories!"

Hey HowtoBasic! Mind doing some collab?

Trying to watch my calories and I've been craving pizza lately, this recipe is not only healthy but it is absolutely delicious. Thank you so much for this recipe, I really appreciate it!💖

My dad burned me

Just an idea, instead of: lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, Have you thought about: lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air? It's much healthier

wow 30 seconds ago

Genius video! Howtobasic finnaly feels funnier again!

0:24 Sorry i am a muslim i dont eat pork

When he yelled, I felt that

FIRST LSS GOO

Rare footage of HowToBasic not going egg-sane

First

Had to throw eggs at my tv to make up for an odd defect in a how2basic video.

No Eggs In Howtobasic Video= P A N I C

I actually came to see if there was a way to make a pizza with 500 calories, but left with a bellyful of laughter. Thanks!