How to Pacifist Dark Souls 2 

you know you are a fucking dumbass because this bullshit?

wecta4man tf

Why this 1 dislike is tilting me

@@wecta4man the fuck are you on about you spastic

We are back bitchesss

Awww❤

No it's not. The REAL dark soul was Gael the slav knight.

Unexpectedly disturbing. The dark soul makes everyone who touches it go mad. Our friends are draining our sanity.

This hit me deep, damn that's wholesome

Looks like the real souls were the one's we darked along the way.

Good one

Ba dum tssss

I saw that one under other DS video,nice copy/paste bro

*She

KimimaroKaguya it’s a common joke doesn’t mean they copied

Ymfah, intentionally wearing the butterfly set: *Accidentally.*

By that definition, biological agents would be ok.

Have you even opened a dictionary in your life?

tbf, gandhi was a medic

Pacifism can still cause harm. Like the people protesting by blocking streets nonviolently (Yes, I know there are people attacking motorists too, but that's not the point). The people blocking streets are causing harm by blocking the access of goods and services, which has no doubt killed people due to lack of necessary medication and treatments. You can be a pacifist and still kill people nonviolently.

i died once at the Covetous Demon. In my defence, it was before i got gud

@@ivanroman8914 Don't worry, we all have that 1 embaressing death somewhere. :D

@@AlrataSirea i died like 12 times with the dragonraider.....

@@AlrataSirea death to any boss is fine as long as it isn't a pinwheel. Dying to him should instantly uninstall your game

@@raven75257 I did a gesture (Patches prostration) in NG +5

spirits of doom that deal 11 damage*

"It's not my fault the dudes I summoned kept killing people. Or that my harmless hexes went off. Or that my moth outfit is so gaudy it gave everyone cancer."

@@Bluecho4 or that i am selectively healing only the summons

He killed Jabba with man musk.

You didn't kill them. You didn't need to save them ;-)

Trees have feelings too.

and a effin rock

*The VEGAN shows visible signs of disgust for your actions*

@@freshlymemed5680 take this glasses

*The vegans will remember that*

"Well yes but actually no"

Aye if the boss ain't got no need to get in there and do it himself hes gonna use his best mates

im a pacifist. my glock isnt.

@@memelescream4796 yeah man the bullet did the killing it just so happened to have been fried is all

"Lucky for you, I'm a pacifist. My friends however share no such hesitations"

It's alright I'm a pacifist, but as history has shown... gravity does not share my mindset.

Accurate description of my life

pain

Lol ‘remember the name’ is a cool song

@@FirstnameLastname-to9kw yep 11 months ago i was a professional redditor but now i am retired

@@FirstnameLastname-to9kw also for redditor info since we must inform you, a hivemind cant be one person

I, GIORNO GIOVANNA HAVE A DREAM....

They aren't hired thugs... more like those one friends who set a bad example but you sit there and let them do their thing anyways cuz you don't want them to whale on you instead.

KEKKA DAKE DA

He's not a villian in this story

That is how mafia works...

I'm rewatching old ymfah videos, so that's why I hear no music from time to time. Wish he had archived the original videos somewhere.

Never heard the phrase "music band" before

@@globster222 Well, a band isn't necessarily a group of musicians.

Unfortunately, it’s prolly their publishers working through YT’s god awful system And as you said, it completely hampers their ability to actually be creatively used and well, heard Music industry is hell

@@quandoanzombie one video that powerwolf still one his full glory it's the How to BL4 Bloodborne

Hey man, Cecil didn't know the bomb was in there. Give the Knight a break

Killer queen daisan no bakudan bites za dusto

“I didn’t kill you, the sword I’m holding did”

Jarno Soer NANI?!

I didn't kill you! You just walked into mine i left there!

or a DSP playthrough

@@lesmondesconvergeant9732 I am currently in r/woooosh, can you help me out?

@@AmadisLFE he is saying that only in a ymfah video would that advice be given since you wanna be full health before casting healing spells on phantoms in the case of this rum

@@AmadisLFE run*

@@Fkdpfjsodnspdkslskzlz He was referring to the DSP joke. I don't get it either, DSP wouldn't even get a chance to heal.

"I fear not the man who has done dark souls pacifist without killing 1000 npcs, I fear the man who has done dark souls pacifist a thousand times 'accidentally' killing npcs"

Havok isn't a company, it's what follows in ymfah's wake ...

Do you mean - CAN HE INBADE HERE? !

@@aru1825 more like "Can jee inbade here?"

@@aru1825 You mean, "HE CAN INPREGNATES ME HERE TOO?!"

XanWasting joji*

666 likes at the time of commenting.

Frank was more than a human, he was a g o d

I came through a fog gate holding a 40 and a blunt, okay? Do you really want to test me right now?

@Chandler Spitsworth where's green guy?

Guardian dragon

I know it's a joke, but try fighting fume knight like he did in the video.

A shepherd to guide the way. A flame to light the path. And a friend to put him to rest.

And he later lives to become Gundyr. Yes I'm not kidding, proofs being you can find ds3 gundyr's chain in the loyce castle, and one of the loyce knight's halberd looks exactly like gundyr's halberd. Even more that Gundyr's helm has a human face shape design and it says: "Modeled after a former king", you know who has a man face shape helm? Ivory king, even Ivory king's helm says that: "The Knights of Loyce dutifully followed suit". Further proofs that Gundyr was one of the loyce knights.

@@windflier1684they’re literally not the same person. The reason ds3 has all those things is because the game is a very lazy copy and paste of the other games, forcing in items and weapons from previous games for cheap fan service even if it makes no sense in lore. Gundyr wasn’t a loyce knight, Miyazaki is just a lazy developer

@@zzodysseuszz Get ratio'd

Loyce bro

He did it in the other games now

*Personas: Because you can only have 2 Stands

@@Mauroneta For now.

don't forget our favorite sword salesman's: Luet!

Greatest you say? Well you might want to find out how ymfah finished ds3 without walking

This exact same person didnt write this on zerolennies videos

i though the same, imagine he did ALL of his runs with the wheel

and he's blindfolded hanging from a tree and it's not even him playing, it's his brother!

He doesn't even have this game

I think he also held the world record on Boswer’s Big Bean Burrito

Okay, I like that one.

Lol

You are have smart

Even in Undertale you can punch a dummy and the run won't be voided. The character feels bad for it though

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAY~

green of tree black of blue shit you right

Don't forget that he also punched a bunch of wooden planks.

themambawarrior2 shit you right

I beat my meat like 10 times a day but am still a pacifist ...

@@themambawarrior2290 trees aren't real so how can wood be real?

It's called the friend game. Let everybody else do stuff for you.

Yes boss!

Thought he retired

@@jackzhang4135 r/whoosh

Now we just need orange boi...

@@AdminAbuse r/ihavereddit

Faith builds, when you want your mere existence to be pain. Also 'cause you liked abusing the sh!t out of lightning's five minutes of fame in ds2.

Faith Builds only struggled after there nerf. Before there nerf faith builds had 50+ casts of lighting that did 300-500 dmg each. Faith just walked all over the game lol.

@@Lowlightt They nerfed it too hard, lightning is a joke now, and buffs are kinda meh. should have added more buffs, or increased duration, or made casting faster... something

At least they’re better in ds3 just get crucifix, dark blade, and lightning arrow and you’re set

That's a strength/faith build it doesnt really count

"War crimes? Never heard of them"

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Pacifism is the deadliest of techniques.

He could use cheat engine for all his challenge runs and we would never know because we're too lazy to try and do the same

@@GilCAnjos dont worry. im begining the journey now. this is a holy war, and i am a crusader

@@imcookedgoose *salutes*

I kind of want to try it

*Happy Wolf noises*

So true

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Faster daddy

NYESS

@David Beers 16:33

Oh God I hope not.

omg...

it's not his fault

I know, how lazy! I use a dance mat.

He also played with a USB steering wheel

Nobody ever said pacifists have to shower. If the stench coming off of them can kill, that ain't their problem.

You mean his awesome fashion sense, so awesome they couldn't resist it, don't you?

thanks a lot

Easy, just play Dark Souls 2 normally. That is going a few steps, getting ganked by a few monkies, because what could they possibly do to you, and then throw your pc out of the window.

or get an old patch and nuke everything with broken lightning spears

@@yahiaaymankamaly3518 my first play through of DS2 was as a faith build. I was so damn op, and I would snipe everything away with binoculars and lighning. In Sotfs I tried again and honestly I still can't find the answer as to why they made their game less fun to play.

Or just bash repeatedly with the chime shield rather than actually casting miracles

idk man my fav thing to do is to powerstance the lightning sword from the boss fight before nashandra

Faith builds still destroy everything. People forget you get 2 great lightning spears per ng and infinite normal l. spears. Plus crown of iron king is bonkers op

Oh my god We need to find the dark souls dio

Wryyy

My stand ability, Three of a Perfect Pair, is unbeatable

@@pavvosaur Nice one

ROAD ROLLA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

That's called politics boy

Gh0st :D ahahahahahaha

Seems to me that since Ymfah enjoys using glitches or otherwise breaking games, I'd guess he only cares about the stats and what the game counts, as this was same thing with with pacifist skyrim. He clearly states the criteria in description and then that's all that matters.

hey, as long as it works

That's how the mafia works

@@alfredvalentine4584 There's an actual achievement for that?

also me

@@ngotemna8875 a mental/metaphorical trophy yes, not physical

Actually pwediepie died to it

I died once to the one in Eleum Loyce.

I still haven't watched. Guess i'm in for a treat...

Yeah, that's basicly me all the time.

then you've never played a DS game before my fellow hollow

bearer of the curse*

I THOUGHT IT WAS HIM BUT WASNT 100% SURE THANK YOU

I thought it was UpIsNotJump.

What's the music called? I must know

@@IbbyTaz awaken my masters ost i guess

@@yahiaaymankamaly3518 thanks

xD4C times better?

@@IbbyTaz Pillar Men theme, and Stardust Crusaders Jotaro's theme.

I guess the devs thought those bosses were too easy to need summons

Try the band the offspring.

Garbage musik

uff keep listening to others groups from nuclear blast records, they all are gorgeous

I started listening to metal thanks to dark souls, too. I started with Sabaton, then other power metal bands, then NWOBHM, Death Metal, Black Metal. Try the other genres too, they require a bit of getting used to but it's worth it!

Same

Without offensive miracle and 0 hits only phantom (pain)

V, the darksouls of DMC 5

"REAP WHAT YOU SOW"

@@liljojofett7190 "RETURNETH TO THE UNDERWORLD"

@@danielstone4603 so it is written.

Where evil lurks, I must destroy.

Kairow Kuroshi how the fuck did you deduce that?

@@DecontructRecreate Alot of research, analyzing and most importantly hard work.

@@kairowkuroshi1371 10% pain, 20% pain, 15% concentrated power of pain, 5% pain, 50% pain

My first thought were heavy glitches.

@@Glownyszef And 100% reasons to remember the pain

i laughed so hard right now... xD

its ridiculous innit, it keeps a pressure of entertainment going thats usually only maintained for 20 minutes at most

Time to go for NG+ then. They will give you some surprise.

thats Dark souls for ya, making easy bosses hard

Sekiro has entered the chat

@@BankruptGreek Underrated

Haha for real tho. And taunt a lot

Pffft Normie.

If you want to get into souls Don't start with Dark Souls 2 its often regarded as the worst

@@Gerno_ and that's a blatant lie, DS2 gives some of the best challenges and runs, people hate it because "its too easy" when DS3 is literally holding your hand the whole way through. not to mention it had the best PvP (most balanced at least) and it still has some challenges that can't be done. (namely the no damage all bosses and DLC run) IMO it's the best out of all the souls games, but we can't deny how good the game was (as it is still 100% better than DS3 anyway) i know it'll never best DS1 and/or Bloodborne/ Demon souls but it deserves it's place as a hard game in the souls series and besides from it's slow start and easier early bosses, the late game and DLC are enjoyable, has great lore and it has the CoC covonent that makes the game ng+ right in majula, so you can still have a difficult playthrough.

@@theomegablade6415 Actually if you start with ds2, you're gonna experience a REALLY hard dark souls, people usually say that ds2 is easier than ds1 because they already have dark souls experience from 1, but if you ask anybody who started with ds2, they'll tell you that ds2 is a lot harder than ds1 on a lot of levels. People that I know who started on ds2 then went on to ds1 said that ds1 is basically a cakewalk =)), the only real challenge was getting used to the ds1 superclunk and reduced QOLs they were used to in ds2. Hell I've beaten ds1 and ds2 plenty of times, and I can say that ds2 is reasonably harder than ds1, this is NOT including exploits and easy-mode builds, because if we include them, then a zweihander build basically means that you win the game without having any actual skill (that shit can stagger beavis and butthead lol), going full havel with it makes you a god and you can no-brain kill every boss lol. I honestly don't know of a ds2 build that makes you THAT overpowered basically from the get go, since fat builds in ds2 aren't as effective. Also the CoC covenant is really good for farming, since it makes enemies respawn infinitely, also you can get a baller ring if you kill lots of invaders while in this covenant (or just spam Roy, he doesn't mind xD).

@@meyes1098 my order i played was DS2, DS1, BB then DS3 (never played Demon S) I still find DS1 the hardest due to jankier controls but that's to be expected while DS3 is just boring while i run round killing everything within seconds, DS2 gives me that middle road of challenge and fun (and BB made me a near perfect player at this point dealing with no hit bosses in ng+)

I was wondering this too. I first noticed the DLC bosses (Gank Squad, Blue Smelter, Alonne, Lud & Zalen) and Aldia, but now that you mention it, there are several he doesn’t do.

Creepy Poney would be easy, just slam the gates and he dies by itself, kings pets you can summon 3 folk to go with you, smelter there's Lucatiel and the rest i'm too lazy to write, but some would be nearly impossible

You can summon Masterless Glencour for Ornstein, annoying to get past the knights and (if on Scholar) have him kill the Dragon but maybe doable, same goes for Ruin Sentinels if you bring Pilgrim Bellclaire who could also potentially help with any Lost Bastille Pursuers and I've also heard there are two summons for Lud and Zallen though them and Ancient Dragon are the only bosses I haven't beat so...

pretty much every boss would be possible with the butterfly set strategy, the question is that if you are brave enough

Ruin Pillar Men are possible to pacifist via summoning Pilgrim Belclaire and Red Eye Ring + Greatshield tanking for her (Otzdarva did it). All Pursuers can be strafed to death with the Butterfly Cancer Swimsuit poisoning them to death. Seriously, just strafe around to them to the left and only 1 attack can actually hit you. Belfry Gankgoyles follow a similar process of Ruin Bois but with Bashful Ray instead (this man is a fucking monster) Goth MLP can be beaten veeeeeeeeeeeery slowly via just wearing the Butterfly outfit and standing still in one of the wall sections for like an hour or 2 (the interval of afflicting poison is very short and the time in-between has some of the accumulated status wear off). Alternatively, you can try to bring in Bashful Ray and Ya Boi Creighton but they lack the intelligence needed to run for cover (albeit you can use them to clear out the spooky bois and the necromancers. The Evil Furnace can be done via tank + heal supporting Lucatiel (again, Otzdarva did this) Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Blue Smelter can be beaten semi-similarly to its red cousin except with the 2 available NPCs (they do shit damage but have a ton of hp. It's all about healing their asses) The Super Tiger Bros can be done with Vengarl, Abbess Feeva, and Manhunter No-Pants in a massive gank war where you get to experience what it's like to be an MMO healer in a party of idiots. Unfortunately, Wannabe Sephiroth Lurker has no NPC summons available and can't be poisoned. That edgy little shit is immune to pacifist defeat.

jimbotron it deals between 1 and 3 tested it on giant lord NG+10

Someone people used the broken ladle to beat the game i believe. I think they added raw damage though.

@@sigurdtheblue A broken mundane ladle with a mundane build actually does a decent amount of damage

Oof

That made me laugh way harder than it should have

DSP? I haven't heard that name in years.

@@shaddow2022 Funnily enough, I recently got recommended a video of him doing Dark Souls 2 PvP. May have forgotten him otherwise.

DSP's guide to gittin gud😂

Yea except DSP can't even get the phantoms part right