What I actually say: I’m a metal head What other people hear: “I’m a Satan worshipper who stands in the middle of a pentagram and drinks blood from newborn babies out from the skull of a goat that I killed with a crucifix in the middle of the night in front of a burning church trying to summon my dark lord through my hymns of worship”
"It looks very dark, and it is loud and scary and confusing. It's definitely the work of pot junkie, Satan worshipping, children of the corn." - Every Baptist mom ever (Most Likely named Karen)
OUUUUUUCHHHH They're one of the headliners on one of my festivals next year. The festival always has a few mainstream guests along with many metal legends, hard to endure but hey, what you don't do to see AIC, SOAD, TOOL, Slipknot, Gojira, Korn etc
Do you know how he manages to tune down his strat to drop B? I have a strat and whenever I try to tune one string down, all the other strings tune up. Is it just a problem with my guitar or with Strats in general?
Ewan McInerney that’s actually a thing with Floyd roses (assuming you have that bridge). You have to block off the bridge to tune them. if you have a fixed bridge and that is happening something is wrong with your guitar
When I was in high school, there was a girl who had a metallica shirt, and I said "Hey, you a metallica fan?" and she replied "what's that?" or something. I died inside.
im wearing a slayer shirt rn... ps at school today i was telling everyone about slipknot and i mean everyone, said whos slipknot? then i pulled out a trash can and said this is nba youngboys new album and they said, “dude nba youngboy is the best”
I had to listen to it for a year straight at my old school. Everyday at pe our teacher would do this warmup session where we would listen to “good” music and this was always played. My soul still weeps from those dark days
Faith Bonner I let my friend listen hardwired I said now after this what is the name of the song he said hardrock and I said what is the name of the band and he said rock and roll now he is dead
Isaac Smith I actually prefer Killswitches version for the same reason 😂. Newer production quality is also nice but it’s funny how different people have such different tastes
Sentences that are hitting me right into my face: 1. "They are to old for you." 2. "Their lyrics have no meaning. All about drugs and girls." 3. "Listen to some new stuff." 4. "How can you listen to metal and pray to god at the same time?" 5. "How can you enjoy it?" 6. "They can't even dance." (SRY BUT ITS NO DA*N K-POP) 7. "They look so ugly." 8. "Aren't you scared because of the masks?" 9."What about this white Band -Shirt?" 10. "The guitar sucks. Its to loud and theres no beat." ... Stay metal, folks.
Fr like it's all made by a computer anyways. Yeah metal usually uses the same instruments with guitars, drums etc. But at least they used the creativity of making all the beats and whatever themselves
Bitch in my class was wearing a ride the lightning shirt so i asked her to name ONE SONG. She said i dont know i didnt even know they were a band i just wanted the shirt
@@sidthejovian5105 As someone who used to use it to see anime cosplays, I'm pretty sure there's metal on TikTok. I think my sister even found a challenge video of naming the song or something, or maybe that was only with dubstep. I can't quite remember.
Classical musicians: humm?????? Metal artists: yes, yes he did... Classical musicians: "brings out the flintlocks and rapiers" Metal artists: "whips out the swords, axe, gatling guns, missiles, axes, hammers and flamethrowers"
HAHAHHAHAH!!!! Lol... That could be said about any musical style... I mean, everything that produces sound can be an instrument, what matters is how you use it.
Dude has to be trolling, AA is metalcore/trancecore at best, don't know about their new record but I highly doubt it, wouldn't make sense to turn to a not as popular genre and frankly, danny's vocal ability seems to. Degrade over time. Fit for an autopsy blows most deathcore bands out of the water imho, check them out if you want to get a taste of some heavy shit
Sentences that really piss me off are: "It all sounds the same." "That's just noise." "You can't even understand what they're saying." "Pop is better." "That doesn't take talent." "There's no meaning to it." "That's not even that good." Using "OK" to describe Randy Rhoads, Kirk Hammet, Dimebag Darell, or Angus Young also pisses me off.
I remember that conversation I had one day with a girl in my school: Me: I'm not really into pop music, I'm more into Metal y'know Girl: yeah me too! Me: Really?! What's your favorite Metal band? Girl: NickelBlack
I actually have a friend and the first time I told him I liked metal he said ‘me too, my favourite bands are nickelback and avenged sevenfold’ and even then he only knew hail to the king
Ugh that gets so bad. I was having an argument with my friend and he was saying metal sucks cuz it's too dissonant, and he goes "bands like kiss are a perfect example"
"how can you listen to that satanic stuff, its just noise and talentless" also "anyone can scream into a mic" literally hear this on a daily from my friends and my mom
"If you said that metal is talentless and anyone can scream then *plays a deathcore song specifically old suicide silence* go ahead scream it without losing your voice" that's what I'm going to say to that person.
My mom likes Metallica and other Metal, rock bands She’s on my side And plus When someone says “Metal is Satanic” My mom says “That’s because you’ve heard about black metal, listen to other metal genres” We both hate Black metal and white metal rap, country and hiphop She likes old pop I do too but I don’t like new pop
hahahahaha it takes a long time to even learn how to strum power chords you have to be fluent and clean with switching power chords to and that shits not easy can't believe some people say anyone can do metal
"The Screams and voices aren't even real, they're just computer-generated and autotuned. You should really listen to more like Drake because that is all real and counts as music."
Somewhat ironically, the album in your profile picture infringes the lower limits of being a death metal album, and by quite a bit! Rock the fuck on, lad.
famitory is it bad I actually like it?? I mean I dont like dubstep too much, but when Kirk and skrillex joined forces, it wasn't bad at all in my opinion
my opinion is that skrillex and korn both have great songs and that their colab album is low point for both. if you want dubstep metal there are much better places to find it.
Drum Rat Trash i was once in a record store and asked the employee where I could find my chemical romance bc I couldn't find them in the punk/rock section. "Yeah mcr is next to metallica in the heavy metal section"
1:57 "Metalcore is the best genre" I love metalcore so this hurts me on a personal level and i don't even care if it's metal or not i just want to enjoy the music
Metalcore IS the best genre ever. Those, who think it's music for posers just listen to Metallica or other mainstream so the are more posers, than Asking Alexandria fan. Hands down.
In Germany it's often referred to as "housewife metal" which is obviously a comical synonyme for pop rock. But as a youngster I found "something in your mouth" pretty heavy. The only metal back then I knew was Nightwish... which are good but soft as hell.
It's funny how some people confuse a regurgitation of Simon says as playing guitar.. Let's see someone make a melody and write a chord progression on one.. Its "and i should whisper this" faaaaaake.... AS FUCK! XD have fun with the expensive plug and play bop it now!
Guys guys relax. Screamo is a subgenre of punk. In my opinion i think screamo was what post hardcore was suppose to be. So yea screamo is actually a name of a genre. How it got to defining all metal genres i have no clue
I told one extremely Christian girl I was talking to that Megadeth was my favourite band, and she responded "I'm sorry, I just couldn't listen to anything called "MEGADEATH".
"what even us metal, it's not even music it's just screaming"... I remember being told this a few years back and I just couldn't even look at the lad because they didn't understand the amount of technique involved
Okay you see the thing is if a person just screams or grunts the lyrics to the point where I can understand a blender better than the “singer” I hate it. I love rock and hard rock. Some metal. Only if I can actually understand what he or she is saying
@@natsudragneel2258 yeah, i understand what you're saying perfectly, however there is a lot of technique to a correct kind of grown/scream else you'd rip out your throat like swallowing a blender. some people are dope at it and others are just "yeah man i'll go low so it becomes impossible to hear what i need to EQ"... you feel me?
I get that metal screaming takes skill too it definitely isn’t easy, but I simply can’t enjoy modern metal due to the vocals, the most metal I get is Metallica or A7x and some power metal.
One of my friends was wearing a Metallica shirt and I told him to tell me 3 songs by them and he said it was a Slayer shirt and I wanted to punch him so hard that i would break his nose
