How to Prevent Bike Theft Using Electronic Warfare Countermeasures 

@@cernunnos8917 3 minutes I think you mean 3 seconds

Yeah the LockPickingLawyer is definetly not gonna be deterred merely by a long range radar scanner system and infrared cameras he will shutdown and steal your bike in 3 min. no matter what you do to protect it

@@cernunnos8917 read this in his voice lol

I came here to say this

LPL is so legendary he's a meme now.

Doesn't matter, the enemy has a shopping trolley

@@charliebullock6497 I will use the tennison Gambit to destroy the shopping trolley

@@natestathes What? How does that- oh you mean the ICBM variation. A classic.

Mount the AA bike

Ivan the Spacebiker vibes

That i want to live in

Indeed

Or are we

He has ascended

wdym I almost got hit by an antitank guided missle yesterday

All warfare is based. - Sun Tzu

Anything can be a sun tzu quote if you add sun tzu said that on the end

@@thudderwackand yet, you forgot to add it - Sun Tzu

It's a Ray Charles quote.

I've always considered buying a bicycle but this scares me. What if it was worse, something like an ICBM! Better not buy one

@@6023barath no one would waste an ICBM like that, unless of course you own a monocycle

Well if you not going to buy a bicycle, buy a car. But the main problem of the car is it may “nuked”

Specially if you live in los santos

Yeah those losers in their fancy cars don't know everything we have to go through each day it about time someone spoke for us

Heyyyy. Thanks for further ruining every truly horrible song in existence! I luv u :)

Banzai

UwU to you too sir

Agreed I have caught 30 suburban bike thieves in the last week

Nice username. Very fitting.

“… and, by taking advantage of the gross mass of 8 tonnes, we now can add a General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper unmanned aerial vehicle, which will take off when we park the bicycle. It’s combination of state-of-the-art sensors - e.g. the Lynx Multi-mode Radar, containing synthetic aperture radar (capable to operate in both spotlight and strip modes, and also ground moving target indication with Dismount Moving Target Indicator and Maritime Wide-Area Search) - and a payload 3,800 lbs for your choice of offensive tools like the AGM-114 Hellfire air to ground missile, GBU-12 Paveway II laser guided bomb together with AIM-9X Block 2 Sidewinder air-to-air missiles makes it possible to detect and engage bicycle thieves even before they are even aware of your bicycle 500 nautical miles away.”

omfg@@Zeguyfromgermany

​@@ZeguyfromgermanyYo, how do you counter a hypersonic 3M22 Tsirkon Cruise Missile fired at you.

@@pointofinterest5981 You enter creative mode and punch it.

Lol Edit: I am first wow

@@Totally_Not_Dan why do you think anyone cares?

Vans? I doubt that, they're always wearing fake Adidas

As a wise man once said "laser sights"

@internet drone or just rig it to detonate with a force of 347 megatons with exactly 9898kg of napalm and a infinite portal to a dimension of polonium 210

haha y e s

What, you mean to tell me your bike has never been shot down by an anti-tank missile? Damn, what kinda messed up place do u live in?

@@tulkasastaldo4114 where I live a whole dozen will hit you

@@tulkasastaldo4114 i said no such thing! I'm just happy someone is finally addressing the REAL issues.

I think every citizen should have a right to shoot anti-tank guilded missiles for self defence.

That's actually what took out my previous cannondale bicycle. I'm planning on getting a new Cannondale bicycle with a carbon lightweight frame, a steel body equipped with shields and the improvements suggested in this video. Nothing will harm my bike now.

Cyclists in Syria are gonna love this update

@@mistymiller5761 except the mailboxes

very relatable

Then people should stay away from chess contests

thanks for the tip bro i needed it

Wait.... that's *not* what this channel is?

Nice try XANA. These tutorial videos wont help you.

@@bdrkrazykidj2658 Bold of you to assume I need these videos and that I'm not speaking from experience ;)

Profile pic checks out! I loved that show so much

@@bdrkrazykidj2658 exactly XD

~soviet

or maybe you just have a 7000$ 2020 Santa Cruz v10

"- So now you install electronic countermeasures on your bike, so you won't be a message?" (Someone please answer this with the Sicario movie quotation... please...)

It's all about the principle. Ah the sweet sweet principle

Have you witnessed the mycelium and dirt war too?

Well apart from the mailbox thing that everyone knows is inevitable it sounds pretty safe

Jesus Christ this comment is a rollercoaster

UNLIMITED POWER

@@TheWither129 BAE in a nutshell

Friend. Homogeneous armor is no longer sufficient to meet modern battlefield requirements. What you need is a alloy-ceramic composite armor with additional NERA protection mounted on.

ok

Truly one of the most intelligent beings on the planet if not the universe

@@bemotivated8443 couldnt agree more :')

awesome comment :D

And its going to be 6 feet in the ground once I get to you

and Azimuth

"lmao, I have your bearing, exact altitude, range to target, and an armed shopping trolley. Prepare to be *ELIMINATED*".

@@theatagamer90 Don't forget the ICBM for the Tennison Gambit! As long as the thief is within 4000 km of my missile silo, they have nothing to do!

Oh frick i better return this

Lolololol

6th time this week and my laptop again?

It isn't much but it happened twice

I swear to god this only happens in gta

east london

Formerly Bofors of Sweden, I am so proud of my country, leading the cutting edge of homitzers and anti bike theft systems since 1646.

Only if you say it three times, like with Swiper in Dora the Explorer...

OR give them your permission. It's not stealing if you give it

or add another wheel on it, so they cant steal your bicycle but a tricycle instead

*h m m - m a k e s - s e n s e*

press "Yes" button to give administrator permission to steal your bike.

I am

I am fellow secure bike owner

I mean everyone has stumbled here for a reason

@@agm65maverickmissile52 after following this tutorial, I can confirm that my bicycle has not been stolen, but I have been getting wierd looks and idk if it's because I am a loaf of white bread riding a bicycle or because of the large amounts of equipment I have attached to my bicycle.

me too

It will get stolen by hand instead of such warfare measures

Are bike expensive at all

@@yasininn76 a grand on up, so yes.

@@JoeOvercoat where in the hell are you buying the bikes bruh

@@yasininn76 those are bike store prices. I’m riding my bike of 20 years ago that was roughly the same price point. That said I’m hazy and whether you’re asking a question or if you’re trying to make a point. And to be fair, I am assuming we are not talking about Walmart bikes, here

Wow it's him

Holly hit it is him

You gotta protect your vessel man..

Came to see this guy

Well.... Corona

XD

XD

locks are so 9th century, smh my head

Lmao

Yandex:

Yeah, I thought that too.

Man I just finished watching his latests video 😂

I wondered if others had noticed

Ah I see a man from the court too XD

Okay guys

Thieves stole the defense equipment not the cycle : what to do now ?

@@radioactivep453 install an automated sentry

@@sahar1213 hmm interesting : thanks 😁🌚

You know what's funny? All the talk about the correct order of adjectives in the english language...but anti-tank guided missile and guided anti-tank missile are interchangeable and both fine

I had one shot at me last night in rural Ohio

"Is your computer under threat from a WW2 era tank? Of course it is."

@@user-vf9ee6kn1e Remember, they are the enemy, not your friend.

@@ntnchua never accept unidentified substances from a main battle tank, even if they appear harmless

Blow up the bloke who just stole moms speggeti.

I like ur pfp

I suggest to switch from soft kill to hard kill missile countermeasures which have the added benefit of being able to neutralise a Cary

I have found one of my kind.

Yea true u should be giving us our weekly dose of RGB gear

We'll get em next time

Because I BOPPED it.

@@Psyrus88 And it's just not fair, and I'm just not gonna take it anymore!

@@austingoodman2177 You have to change!

Only to be stolen uneventfully. LMAO

LIDAR superiority

@@FlabbyTabby YAAAASSSSS! 👍

Yes. I'm getting at most 1/10th the previous number of missile attacks too!

Yes but now you've opened yourself up to attacks with an AGM-88 HARM or any other kind of anti-radar missile.

@@Calvin_Coolage That's why i implemented a Phalanx CIWS on my bike. Still have to figure out how to stop an Avangard hypersonic glide vehicle though...

@@Calvin_Coolage you can replace the radar with a quantum radar instead, which is low energy and far more difficult to detect by conventional means

"Launch out of pod 3, nothing on silo 4, aaaaand *beep* we're in." *proceeds to discuss the security flaws of electronic warfare mechanisms*

Then the bicycle explodes

Oops wrong era back to the time machine

*uploads a 3 minute video on how to lock pick the bike, explaining the mechanism in **2:45** minutes*

"I will do it again to show it's not a fluke"

Why am I the first comment? Lol. Love your channel!

(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings) Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up) Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note) Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now. Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow? Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week. Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba... Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us. Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh… Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?! Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone) Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor. (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers) Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life? Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments. Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments) Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor. [ALL CHATTERING] Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squidward: No. Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs) Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food? Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking? Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg ) Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes) [PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE] Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight) Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing) Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball) Narrator: Day three. Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton? Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva} Narrator: Day four. Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!! Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?! Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS! Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates. Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off. Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. [ALL ARGUING] Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.) Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open) Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing. Patrick: You're welcome. SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him? Evelyn: A firemen. SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? Larry: Some guy in an ambulance. SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. Harold: Yeah, for the fireman! All: Hooray! SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo. (At Bubble Bowl) Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here? Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band? Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died. Squilliam: Then who's that? Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND! SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward. Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth) Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl) Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field) Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers) Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish. SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps. Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick. Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four... (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing) [SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory. (Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)

You don't understand, the thief has to dismantle a state of the art defense system just to at least take the bike. After all those dismantling, they still need to be wary of any hidden radar systems within the bike. Wheelies aren't something they have the luxury to do.

If you give him a fullface, He might even win Rampage.

So nobody going to mention the guy who typed out an entire episode of spongebob?

your bike does WHAT now

Wait hold up.

What makes this funny is the need to put an anti missile into a bike

@@takahashi2852 what makes this funny is that their bike pegs its boyfriend

Furry pfp

Oshida?

@Pluto The Dwarf Planet Shush you, we deleted you in 2006

Especially when it is your ex boyfriend getting into your back door, especially if he is also manipulating his tiny coq and has just finished getting into his wife's beaver

@@TheFalseShepphard play dead

@Pink Panther lpl moment

What In The Name Of Geometry dash, They Are Supid

“I’ve been sent by Christo a parcel with a house in it…”

Nope you need at the very least Rheinmetall 155mm L/52 if you want to stand a chance against the most basic attempts at bike theft

@@BosnianApeSociety You see, the bike was eventually stolen by bike thieves using a very advanced "Van drive-by" strategy. I am sure that the mounted radar system has already picked up the in-coming van at high speeds, but without offensive armaments that is actually good at intercepting a multitude of hostiles, it would be pointless to detect the enemy without eliminating them. A 155mm L/52 Rheinmetall cannon isn't the most suited for attacking vans moving at high speeds. It is best to mount 2x 2A38M rapid firing anti aircraft guns, and have radar guidance for these guns using the mounted radar. At the meantime, you can also upgrade the offensive armaments by adding a pair of quad launchers for the 9M311 missiles to intercept bike thieves coming at you from longer distances. Now, the fast-approaching van will be first intercepted by 9M311 missiles which are essentially beam-riders that can be guided manually against ground threats such as bike thieves using vans. If the bike thieves employ electronic countermeasures to disrupt the missile's guidance, you can simply switch to the 2A38M rapid firing anti aircraft guns and fill the bike thieves with holes using dumb bullets that are immune to electronic countermeasures jamming. Now if you are to leave the bike next to the tesco, the unfortunate bike thieve would end up being full of holes and you will be charged of murder and taken custody by the law enforcement. But the theft is prevented, so this is overall a total win.

Just place a mock up of your bike with a satchel charge mounted on it, then observe as thieves benefit to the space exploration program.

@@lewismacmillan9729 But wont the bike become way too heavy? In order to successfully use the bike as a method of transportation, several inprovements will have to be done to it, like adding a 8.2L ten-cylinder gasoline engine

This bicycle is obviously intended to be used in tandem with the armed shopping trolley previously described.

😂😂

@Sandwich meat productions that’s what made it funny, for me; been subscribed to lpl a while now!

Ha ha ha ahaa!

She might be also scared of being taken out by an Anti Tank Guided missile

You didn't have optical equipment carrying optoelectronic night-vision device with an infrared illuminator!

You called your right hand "my girl" ?

@@AverageXennpai bro not everyone is a loser

Do u see our bikes being shot by anto tank missles, no Exactly

@@mucklowthebaronofmercia8295 I don't know what you're talking about just last week my bike was hit by a FGM-148 Javelin (US-made man-portable fire-and-forget anti-tank missile.) And I couldn't claim insurance on it, can you believe that?

@@MrsSkinless that’s horrendous to hear.

Too bad. My bike was hit by a 2000lbs Mark 84 General Purpose Bomb equipped with a Laser Guidance Kit for precision bombing.

@@lukasi.v4269 that's how they get you

Nor did the comments on this video 😂

It's rarer but it's what we need

It must be really helpful to you then, i hope you will find your bicycle

These are the best! Lmao

It never does

Watch then how to protect your shopping trolley. I Have already done and efficiently I could flank the bicycle and end it with ATGM launchers. If the bike thief however teams up with it and tries to launch an Anti Tank Missile, you have Trophy active protections, so you should be finr if you utilize the speed properties and the great armament

Thats what i thought lmao

@@Maltatata exactly

Read it in his voice, even.

Proceeds to solve it faster than cutting duct tape

Jokes on him because now we can track him. Only problem, we can‘t shoot him with Anti Tank missiles due to our bike being able to prevent those attacks.

He breathes?!?

"Click on 32... None on 33... None on 34... HOW MANY PINS GOD DAMMIT"

*wheezing*

@@rehodaenerys9092 40 is binding..... small click out of 41

Fühle ich bruder fühle ich

That's half the joke

Tbh, I've used blender before (this animation was created using it), and it doesn't really take that long. For the models, I may be able to model it in just a week or less. Meanwhile for the animation, it's pretty much just a simple few movements, I'm guessing it can be done in a day or two.

@@doodezzzzzz No.

@@superoriginalhandle why

Unless you have experience

This is just a basic tutorial to get you started mate. If you're looking for info on preventing biological or chemical vectors of bike theft I suggest you look up SelfReliantCycl1st. He's an epidemiologist and has a multi part series on setting up bicycle mounted clean rooms and mobile containment procedures.

When I tried to steal a bike, I used an EMP to disable the defences and communications. However, the pilot used knockout gas to eleminate me

Dude, warn us about spoilers before you actually spoil it!

Yes PLEASE

I've been having this problem for months!

i kinda need it, couldnt eat a toast peacefully since 2003.

@@leon-ks9yn Darn Maidan revolution. Ukrainian Intercontinental AA weapons' been desimating my toast ever since.

I've always wanted to know how to prevent bike theft using electronic warfare countermeasures as well.

I've always wanted to know how to prevent bike theft using electronic warfare countermeasures as well, as well.

I've always wanted to know how to prevent electronic warfare countermeasures using bike theft.

3 is binding

@@splosh2070 click out of 4

He doesn't even have preemptive anti armour piercing and HE armour in front, typical Norton user, we'll see who's the advanced researcher once a main battle tank comes for him!

The tracking radar can also be used for fire control, giving the bicycle owner the freedom to mount their ordinance of choice which can range from 35mm Oerlikon GDF autocannons to large caliber naval guns provided they can fit it on their bike somehow

What if i dont have the money for such expensive defense tool? Can i just use the MG40?

@@foxinabox5103 steal it or replicate it using available resources via military grade vehicle dumps

Use the FP-45 Liberator

@@hamper6511 thanks bud, i knew a friend that has one of those laying in his garage. Guess ill be practicing lockpicking rn :)

Lol

I feel bad for whoever's stealing your bike

Hello this is the lockpickinglawyer

YES

Bruh

OUR eggo waffle

@@oliviasenes7478 *random red alert 3 noises*

Ah, yes! Finally, someone who understands my struggles as a student!

Simple, nord vpn and also for emergency situations just simply launch a missile to your school desk so the info will be destroyed before they are collected

I too need to know these methods so I may better myself against- I too suffer from the local Underground NKVD Division....

I want to know how I can better outfit my desk so it provides better protection from a nuclear bomb attack

@@neon5162 Duck and cover. School desks have been fitted to withstand thermonuclear attacks since the 1950s.

Rickandmorty?

So true

The dislikes are from Lockpicking Lawer

And bike thieves. They are powerless now.

@@marko.4089 Ahh The end of video?

The dislikes are gone

Aged like 1976 Cabernet Sauvignon

That... was basically the best comment I’ve read under this video.

More like they have located it and learn about the new security measures which is useful for them to prepare their next assault in your prized two-wheeled possession.

18 dislike

I always wonder about what sort of people dislike videos But yeah 23 bike thieves made it to this video

Wait till we meet the cavemen with the van.

nononono if you put the average gamer on it it would be balanced in rides

💀 😂

@@pogtonium5084what if I’m epic gamer

@@cghbv1585 Then you have a wholesome balance, though not to be rude but idt ur an eg

Have you got a loisance for that!!

yes, but your car would not be stolen

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Lmao, imagine asking your government for permission to exercise your God-given rights.

Seems to be quite common in Bosnia.

Happened to me last Tuesday. If only I'd seen this video...

@@jameswhitley4101 are you okay man???

@@AtrociousCitizen he's fine

Congratulations you saw the video

Had to pause the video for a while as i was laughing way too much at that point :D

lost it at that point too

Good question. I put mine on the front handles

Flip the manual over to the English speaking side.

@@kevingarver9752 I bought my manual off the dark web and suspect I may have purchased it from an MBT, as when I flipped it over I found no English text, only an IED strapped to to the back of and it's been emitting beeping sounds for 3 hours now. Know anything about bomb defusal?

@@pluto3194 cut all the wires, sorry if you die

@@pluto3194 Careful there may be a timer

but what about APDSFS anti tank kinetic penetrator munitions

But there's also an abundance of anti tank missiles and grenades.

So... Bosnia?

@@georgekurgansky5986 In other words, Montana.

AnCap Strangereal

_After decades of standing on the brink of apocalyptic war... the world finally broke. But it did not come crashing down in the all-out conflict we spent our lives preparing for._ _No, our self-destruction might be more akin to a stress fracture - a quiet shutdown from years of pre-war buildup fatigue, rather than a violent death._ _Governments, crushed from decades of unsustainable defense spending, became mere shadows of themselves, if not collapsed outright. Thievery, shortage, and violence run rampant._ _The only functional remnant of the economies of scale is the military industrial complex, which had amassed obscene power from centuries of peddling weapons in preparation of a war that never came, and pervaded lower and lower cost warfare products into every aspect of everyday life._ _Yet, still, ordinary life endures as best it can in a world where Trident warheads somehow cost less than Trident gum. We still go about our days as if nothing had happened, living our best simulacrum of old world normalcy. We shop at Tesco with anti-aircraft guns mounted to our carts. We use the internet, ever wary of hostile Main Battle Tanks that track us if we click on suspicious emails. Our road rages are as mundane as those of your timeline, except that we settle them in the skies with Eurofighters and Sukhoi aircraft. We take respite from the constant reality of armed conflict in the solace of a quiet game of chess with Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles._ _You would have called ours a “cold” war. This implies the existence of a “hot” war. But hot and cold lose all distinction when mixed in the same cup; in our world, there is no cold war. There is no hot war._ _There is only war._

I guess you need to get a Kontakt-5 generation armor plating. Also, you can mount a 6-Pak German Anti-Tank cannon, which will definitely be a cahllenging task already for the tank. However.. some kinetic energy penetrators have countered his problem and use a 5.4 litre 12-Cylinder twin turbocharged gasoline engine, so they can outflank the cannon. To overcome this threat, we will start with mounting a 1,2 Km airfield on top of the house's roof to penetrate he enemy with bombs and aerial attacks, before the enemy penetrates the bicycle. We can also install an Active-Laser Silo, which will send a signal to space, creating an Orbital Cannon, and therefore you can destroy the enemy, if you combine the Tennison Gambit ICBM tactic, with the suggested one. Gl!

Didn’t your mother tell you not to talk to MBT’s?

The acronym is APFSDS, not SABOT

How to defend computer against mbt

so true

brutal but true

@@jeremyloldrup7997 yeah

Rip

@@AWISECROW lol

It is a sad reality I have lost many good bikes to the BGM-71 TOW systems

@@onoff4244 cant have shit in detroit

Because you can get hit by an anti tank guided missile just by breathing near the wrong person

I wanna live there lol

Well, he does live in Bosnia

mew

Guess what the military equipment must be in his universe then...

Their rail gun tech is particularly good at preventing theft.

I use the bushmaster, far easier to resupply and less damage to other people's properties meaning they won't fire their missile systems

Yeah it sucks trying to avoid guided missiles while I ride my bike smh

I HAVE A MAIN BATTLE TANK AFTER ME!

@@unclesam5230 STAY CALM CALL THE POLICE OR SET UP AN EXPLOSIVE WALL TO PROTECT YOUR COMPUTER

@@dylancarney5701 THEY WONT GET HERE IN TIME!

@@unclesam5230 then tell them to get there faster