“Sadly, most people do not just keep random tank shell lying in their house.” “Retrieve the royal ordnance L30a1 120mm rifled gun emplacement we have conveniently stored in the basement.” Your tactics seriously need work. It’s far more effective to leave some of your baguette stash outside. This will distract the Leclerc’s crew, as they are legally required as Frenchmen to eat the baguettes, which necessitates leaving the tank. Once they have left to eat the baguettes, you can enter the Leclerc with your computer and make your escape. Only 10% of Frenchmen can sniff out oil fumes up to 650 km away, so you have a good chance of getting away.
if there is a fingerprint lock on the tank, it will be a little harder but no worry. Separate one of the frenchmen from the flock and ask them how to spell french words like "guillotine, prix, ect." and while they are distracted use the finger to open the lock, then to get the frenchmen out just throw some chocolate you had stashed in your pocket for later to get them to fetch it and you are home free.
"We dont have HESH rounds lying around, so we must use a baggette to make a shell" Seconds later: "So we take the 120mm replacement barrel from the basement"
@@tatsuyashiba6931 That's where you're wrong, just get some sourdough loaves, bore a hole to the correct diameter, then place them into the barrel aligned so that the bore holes align, there's your 120mm barrel done.
I remember when I played Age of Empires II for the first time. The moment I saw that house I just knew that I'd see some fan accounts for it. It really is a perfect fit.
I think there's no way, as the yellow fin tuna would easily infiltrate the carrier through the ballast ducts, blast the tanks out and kill everybody in the ship with their terrible poisoning rotten fish smell.
Do small modifications to your DVD writer (If you have one). With the right modifications, a DVD writer can penetrate 70mm of thick Depleted Uranium Armor.
This is so fucking brilliant, the choice of words to describe how intimidating the tank is is akin to the culinary delight of a 5 star meal for the soul.
It looks like that baguette was either stale or in the oven too long, making it too hard to squish properly on impact. At that point, you might be better off aiming it in a high ballistic arc so it comes down perpendicular to the tank's roof armor.
@Marcos Vazquez yes, we do indeed have one time bulk purchase opportunities if you wish to store some. But I greatly recommend our Cloudy Plan that provides extra air with every delivery, allowing you to save up a considerable amount over a short period of time.
Last time I had this problem the Leclerc was very sneaky: he disquised himself of a Sherman tank selling onions but I spotted in right through! He removed he's glasses and said "it is I, Leclerc" and I identified it ASAP!
"It will launch an offensive campaign against your computer with the speed, efficiency, and military prowess that the Blitzkreig has wet dreams about." This shit killed me bro-
I noticed you said at 4:15 "You are not William Sherman." You failed to account for the possibility that I myself would be viewing this video and my men are heading to Bosnia to make what we did to Georgia and even Columbia look like child's play.
Fortunately, Leclerc crashed on a road in Baku while tracking me and has been quoted by eyewitnesses to have been shouting I AM STUPID! as he came to a grinding halt.
This channel is literally: “You are sleeping, peacefully, and dreaming.” *”Then Napoleon and Caesar charges at your bedroom with German tanks powered by Soviet manpower and nuclear weapons.”*
Ah but you seem to forget, the ferrari strategy team would put the charles leclerc battle tank on softs and the tank would never reach its final destination in time.
A much easier solution would be to simply use the baguettes to dig a hole in the ground and then using your Komatsu D575A-3SD Dozer to push the house into the hole. The leclerc can now attempt to fire at your computer but it will miss since it can not depress its gun sufficiently.
“Your computer has no armament of any kind” Actually this is incorrect, as I have used my computer as a hand-grenade. First, distract the Leclerc crew by throwing a handful of baguettes on the top of the hatch. The french-men cannot resist, and they open the hatch. When this happens, be ready with your computer, running cyberpunk 2077. As soon as the hatch opens, throw the computer in and run away. With the ensuing explosion from your puny computer's specifications, he threat should be now be eliminated. The same effect can also be achieved with a PlayStation or any other device that is capable of running this software.
Or you can get alot of phones with roblox and play task force on maximum graphics that will cause them to become grenades,exploding after exactly 5 seconds.
you failed to account for different types of baguettes, each with a different overall hardness and texture which can contribute to the shells overall efficiency. you made a commendable effort but it's not over yet! you can still scrape together what's left of your computer and counter attack now that the tank thinks its object is complete!
Simple task: Put 100 tanks in a row, escalate the baguette to 99% of speed if light and shoot. Afterwards, find the whole in the moon in the rear of the holes in the 100 tanks.
"These include the most modern iterations of long-rod APFSDS rounds, which use a kinetic energy penetrator rod made of depleted uranium and can penetrate over seven hundred millimeters of rolled homogenous armor, or even tandem-charge anti-tank guided missiles, which detonate in two stages and can penetrate more than one thousand...almost enough to get something through your thick skull." *oh my god this was genius*
Throw a baguette at the thing on the front of the barrel while it aims. That thing aligns the sights. Very important. Tank will miss if it is messed up enough.
"also the sheer kinetic energy of a seven-kilogram tungsten projectile moving at almost two thousand meters per second impacting your computer would most likely cause it to simply cease to exist" funny
“The main battle tank shows up at your doorstep within seconds and is now surveying your computer for structural weaknesses to exploit” is a sentence I’ve never thought I would hear
It’s funny because America along with several other nations using nuclear energy literally leave depleted uranium fuel rods lying around (specifically in America’s case there has been several hundred tons simply left sitting on trains in the middle of nowhere at undisclosed locations)
@@clownworld4655 in the USA you can actually even purchase depleted uranium for educational purposes: that being said it is a very small amount and is delivered to the school in a protective box made of anti-radioactive plexiglass
I don't get it. I'm an American and the only uranium I have lying around is enriched. You can say sure, it will work virtually the same in the shell, and you'd be right, but I also have to consider whether I'm ready to commit a war crime when there's perfectly good baguette in the kitchen. Also, enriched uranium is way more expensive than the depleted version, which opens the guerilla-warfare tactic of removing the computer's critically-important solid state drive, allowing the destruction of the rest of the computer to trick the Leclerc into considering the mission complete, and selling the uranium later to an unidentified third party to enable the acquisition of a new computer.
@@swiggitygiggity1233 sounds too heavy, i'd rather settle for a konnsberg crows protector with smoke launchers and an integrated fgm148 javelin laser guided rocket launcher for better comfort and tandem warhead penetration
