How to Reduce Baby Unemployment! 

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Instructions unclear, was arrested for child labour. 5/10

Do Australian babies crawl out the womb and up into a pouch?

90% of babies: unemployed 10% of babies: my goals are beyond your understanding

I still can't tell if this dude is the best brother ever or just a wholesome dad.

Main thing I learned from this video is that apparently 10% of babies are in fact employed

That 10% working is basically that sun from the " Teletubbies "

As much as I like this guy sometimes I wonder what's going through his head...

As an evolutionary anthropologist I was very impressed with your research into why babies are so comparatively helpless as you’re totally correct with what you said here. The one thing I would add is that the growth of big brains was also compounded by our hominin ancestors becoming bipedal. This dramatically shrunk our pelvic opening so as to prevent our guts from falling through and severely limited the brain size of our babies as anything too big wouldn’t fit through. Even now our heads are still too big. This is why our skull isn’t fused together at birth so it can squish on our way out.

This guy: babies need a job Also him: become a patreon so I don't need to get a job

Seeing the baby play with large dangerous machines is giving me anxiety but it's the only way they'll learn to not be such Slackers

Your nephew is so fortunate to have an uncle like you. I'm sure he'll appreciate having you around once his squishy, smooth brain matures to the point where he understands complex feelings like "appreciation".

I love how ready his family is to take part in his antics

As a baby can confirm. We are drunk all the time.

hello from somoa we love you please give us rain we are living in dorught thank u god also our babies work 100% now

Welp im commenting on an year old video but still, Man i legit binge watched all your videos in less than a week, keep up the good work, love from Italy.

I am somewhat of an unemployed baby myself so this motivational video really helped.

"It doesn't happen. Never... Well, maybe once." *Is this your origin story?*

Those dang babys coming into our world, taking our jobs! It's outrageous!

"the baby uneployment rate is 90%" *yo what is the 10%*

0:52 the life of a speed runner

"Australian man forces baby to work"

So he's basically flexing on us showing his baby's cuteness.

You can tell that that is a great developmental tool and that that kid is really learning quickly

“It’s not like wood grows on trees” No no, he’s got a point

I like how the thumbnail didn't show the full title. "Making a Device that Reduces Baby"

" we used sticks as tools and then we used them to kill each other for oil" extreme casual society progression

5:19 “It’s not like wood grows on trees or anything.” 😂

1:45 I was surprised that the second to last skull was bigger than the modern one and then I realized it's just a neanderthal skull

“We have big heads becase...” Me: BIG BRAIN TIME

Make a device that makes my dog a functional member of society

I asked my grandad, he said by the time he was 2 months he was already working a paper route, at a year old he was catching king crabs off the coast of Alaska, and by the time he was 2 years old he already had a mortgage and a wife to support.

This video was way more heart-warming than I expected

i am actually from samoa and my group of friends worship u like a god now

"This whole video was an excuse for me to make something actually useful." Clearly, you don't mean the baby.

These videos never fail to make me feel better. Thank you for existing man.

Awww, reminds me of my baby nephew, such a cute kid.

I'm a social worker for babies (newborn to 3). So even though babies are unemployed they're the reason I'm not! 😂

As a samoan, we are blessed by your recognition and appreciation of our daily video ritual of your channel

This is an amazing informational video! It helped so much with the baby unemployment issue around my mother's daycare! Thank you so much!

2:26 was foreshadowing to i did a thing's future pursuit in stopping the rain

They're not completely useless 😂 I mean they're paid actors in movies

*hears his voice* "oh, hes aussie" *Uses dollars* "yeah, he's aussie" *says maccas* "ok, he's very aussie"

3 years ago he was at 200k subs and now 4.5 million! Crazy man, keep up the good job!

Is nobody thinking about how he is a very talented dancer?

"I had no idea that wood was this expensive. Although I guess it makes sense, its not like wood grows on trees or anything" Haven't laughed so hard in a long time! You got my sub

If you're actually gonna keep that, maybe put a bit of padding on the rungs, babies are very talented at hurting themselves in silly ways.

What a great uncle, teaching a baby how to be useful, giving them purpose in life.

I am in tears remembering my two boys when they were that small. Unexpected.

So class, what have we learned today? Correct! Baby humans are usless and we should have giraffes babies instead

Imagine having se× and then waiting 9 months just to do a video Smh😒

Even if he claims He’s bad at building we all know he’s the best dancer

I love how he knew exactly what to do with tool's

The Pikler triangle was invented by Emmi Pikler, a Hungarian paediatrician who specialised in the healthy development of children through movement. Her work was popularised by Magda Gerber, her student, when she moved to America and followed in her footsteps- both absolutely fascinating women who survived the persecution of Jewish people during WWII.

this channel is like a mixture of vsauce, how to basic, and binging with babish. and its amazing

I just want you to know, i genuinely think you are one of the funniest people and your videos always put me in a good mood, i appreciate you sir 😊

finally figured out who heavy was talking about when he was wondering who sent babies to fight him

You're three months old! Go get a job!

Him- “Babies eat everything they come in contact with” Baby-😎😎

I loved the baby working montage with the song. Best one yet:-)

Wow he has such dedication to his videos he got a whole baby just for this one

Using tools... Harvesting with tools... Killing Each-other for oil. I think he missed a step or two.

FUN FACT: baby's are built to look cute so people would like to have babys more often

200k subs? holy shit what a long way you've come dude congrats

I like how immediately after receiving the hammer the baby hits itself wondering if he would die from it

“Six pointed triangle” your not going to fool me. That’s two triangles taped together

I’m proud to announce I have watched every single video on this channel in just one day

Dumping a heap of wood shavings next next to your extension chord outlet, classic Idat

You almost have 3 miillion subscribers now! Great job!

Alternate titles: I endanger my child using power tools I force my child into the work force I birth a cabbage

You spent the video trying to make something useful that babies can do, but it seems yours is already a pretty skilled wood worker.

I love it when he starts dancing

Dude all your videos are so good hahah. 200k subs in this video, while I'm watching this you have 1.65M videos! Insanity!

90% unemployment rate under 2 years wait... what is 1 out of 10 babies doing?

"Babies are just so god damn cute--" I disAgREE THEY ARE DEMONIC POTATO SACS

This was uploaded on my birthday 2 years ago! Thank you for the birthday present; sorry I didn't find it until now!

“Not like wood grows on trees or anything”

This guy isn't just a RU-vidr, the way he scripts his videos is pure art. I'm not exagerating, its literally art

"Babys are useless" *Proceeds to make the baby do the project for him*

The bearings in drill presses are only made for up and down stress, not side to side.

This is why im subscribed to the channel.

3:51 WTF Is the other 10 percent doing??? 😂😂😂

Being this fast is my only lifetime accomplishment and I’m proud

Wood pattern at 8:02 on the left looks like a spider

your youtube videos are exactly how i write my essays… run on sentences just to get the max words i need

The way that baby used that miter saw was irresponsible, and frankly personally insulting

Baby animals were born (hours after born): **RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY MANIAC** Normal Baby humans was born (hours after born): *smiles and laugh* **10seconds later** cries.

4:30 I don’t have kids. But at that moment I had a warm feeling of having a kid. Felt weird.

Wow 200,000 subs congrats man.

My baby is unemployed and this video helped get him a job!!!! Thanks lmao

other animals: we want to start surviving as soon as possible Humans: it's BIG BRAIN TIME

the cuteness is strong in your smol one

I’m not from Samoa, but I’m considered moving to worship you to the fullest

Fixing the world 1 problem at a time

I was expecting him to say "this is a baby human, this is a baby lion, this is a baby human being eaten by a baby lion the circle of life"

4:55 Hexagons (Six sided triangles) are the Bestagons

7:00...is a masterfully crafted piece of cinematic beauty...

0:03 "This is a baby human" *casually pans over a drowning child*

From all of us Samoans who worship you, thank you! We are currently revamping our monetary system to that of wood shavings and saw dust! Thanks again for all your wisdom.

Every idat video i watch, i get convinced more and more that idat is actauly like this all the time even outside his videos. Just fun yk