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► Cubans convinced us they invented the Ham Sandwich…
Miami/Fort Lauderdale I love you. Thank you for the amazing weekend.
#TheLifeTour see you there 💪
► THE LIFE TOUR IS COMING TO A CITY NEAR YOU!!!
Nashville
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@marcosalvarez9826 Месяц назад

Is amazing how this guy manages to find relatable material no matter the crowd. He's one of the best when it comes to that.

@TheAnnoyingBoss Месяц назад

"See totally cuban sandwhich" 😂

@michaelking6894 Месяц назад

His intelligence of cultures and societies is crazy!

@roodnelcharles4248 Месяц назад

Yesss he's so good at that!! It's impressive asf... every crowd he got cultural and social jokes about them..

@TamagoHead Месяц назад

Andrew is great at ad-hoc standup. He’s brutal in a funny way & brilliant, but pals like that are best taken in short/small doses.

@Niznuts123 Месяц назад

In his podcast he mentions a lot of times of how much research they do. When they have hosts, they do a ton of research on the person to be prepared. The same goes to shows. They research the city, culture, and history

@AV-fu7lx Месяц назад

😂😂😂 he nailed the Cuban accent And he’s right, 30 years later I still struggle with “Fort Lauderdale” and “Worcestershire Sauce” 😂

@anime4life384 Месяц назад

Too be fair I don't think anybody actually knows how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce. Just say it with enough confidence and you'll be alright haha there's even brands that make fun of it like "worsh your sister" sauce 😂

@MsFionaxxx Месяц назад

Depends on where you are from. Try the English family name Featherstonhaugh, or Chalmondeley!!!

@MsFionaxxx Месяц назад

P.S. They are pronounced Fanshaw and Chumlee!

@paradox_productions Месяц назад

@@MsFionaxxx😂😂😂I WAS OFFOFF 😂😂😂

@Phaevryn Месяц назад

I'm so white I glow in the dark, can't pronounce worcestershire sauce for sh1t.

@ilikemath6834 Месяц назад

He’s right, Cubans are very confident. Have you seen the Canadian Prime Minister?

@onetallcan_FIFA Месяц назад

Nice 😂

@josue24 Месяц назад

That guy can steal your girl in multiple different languages. You’d be confident too if you had a head full of hair, attractive, lead an entire nation, spoke several languages etc. 😂🙌🏻

@Wire.scientist Месяц назад

Definitely true for the Canadian PM, 😂 that too when he has the genetics of the most famous Cuban in History😜

@jonathancirami9737 Месяц назад

😂

@lescobrandon4586 Месяц назад

Joke went over your commie head @@josue24

@ezbz Месяц назад

3:30 somebody let that damn seagull in again!

@allouttabubblegum1984 Месяц назад

Here I am looking for a bird!😂

@hookback Месяц назад

Get your facts straight. It's a dolphin.

@seeharvester Месяц назад

does sound like a seagull

@shadowprince4482 Месяц назад

🐬🐬🐬🐬

@adamespinoza7877 Месяц назад

Hahahahah

@cman7605 Месяц назад

Man speaks truth as a joke like nobody else. I'm latino, working on my American visa only to escape the tyranical regime on my country. And i'm trying to speak Fort Lauradale until now without any success

@wes3527 Месяц назад

just say Fort Liquordale. Thats what I always heard my family from south florida call it

@104thironmike4 Месяц назад

Tip, to say it easier, brother: say "lot", like "a lot". say "a". And then say "Dale", like the name dale, pronounced like in daily. Then put it together. "Lot-a-dale."

@cman7605 Месяц назад

@@104thironmike4 damn. it worked

@doobybrother21 Месяц назад

@@cman7605 guess you're American now :) good luck to you and your family

@104thironmike4 Месяц назад

@@cman7605 Sweet! Congrats!

@joshmitima2232 Месяц назад

I have a Cuban colleague, dude is the most confident guy in the company by far.

@AjaySingh-mw7sy 17 дней назад

For a second, Josh, I thought you said country.

@yasielromero8236 Месяц назад

As a Cuban I have to say, that was hilarious 😂😂

@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266 Месяц назад

I believe you.

@LitoGeorge Месяц назад

Did you write this comment 7 minutes after the video ended?

@yasielromero8236 Месяц назад

@@LitoGeorge lol good one

@synewparadigm Месяц назад

Good luck.

@siralimccoockie-monster8730 Месяц назад

Andrew Schulz is definitely on my Top 5 all time favorite Stand-ups 😂

@Judeslaer24 Месяц назад

He is up there with Matt rife for me

@thisfeatureisstupidxo Месяц назад

@@Judeslaer24💀💀💀💀💀

@goldbud2287 Месяц назад

Too bad he’s such a BLM fan, they’re just a Marxist organization and do zero for POC

@siralimccoockie-monster8730 Месяц назад

@@Judeslaer24 Mat is very funny, he definitely makes my top 15...

@mrnibbles3166 Месяц назад

Sit-down comic

@kevindejesus3634 Месяц назад

Every Latino loves Andrew, the jokes on point, just pure gold. I'm waiting for the puertoricans jokes 😂

@Robin.Woods. Месяц назад

Andrew has a Diddy-Meek Mill relationship with his mustache

@petefoster8698 Месяц назад

More like his hair

@Chris-Someguy Месяц назад

Mustache rides are free

@Timur21 Месяц назад

I think he has this style for an acting role no?

@LeroyGreen420 Месяц назад

He def does with Hitler haircut

@petefoster8698 Месяц назад

@@Timur21 no lol he’s had it for quite some time now

@lovev9904 Месяц назад

I'm an Independent Latino. Andrew you are KING!!

@tallmarn8927 Месяц назад

Andrew's Cuban accent is SO on point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, I can't

@andresao6109 Месяц назад

Yeah, it's "bery goo"

@tallmarn8927 Месяц назад

@@andresao6109 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mannyb7949 Месяц назад

for a moment I thought I was listening to Carlitos Brigante.

@courtneywilliams6376 Месяц назад

Yoel Romero 100 percent

@JayBigDadyCy 23 дня назад

Gotta hit em' with the Judo. Judo know?

@tizo1122 Месяц назад

I listen to Schultz for history lessons. Learned more from his comedy than I did in school.

@TheSupart91 Месяц назад

1:16 the guitar @ hard rock 🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@teddeyishere Месяц назад

bro your culture absorption game is crazy, god damn i loved this.

@CompletelyInadequate Месяц назад

not sure how you know so much about niche cultures but this was spot on as if you were from south florida, very funny, sad I missed this show!

@Snoop_Dugg Месяц назад

His team buys jokes from local comedians, else they scout out the place first.

@WKRP187 Месяц назад

@@Snoop_DuggBS!! If you watch his stand up he has knowledge and jokes of different tribes/sects all around the globe not just Cubans.

@AKNeal81 Месяц назад

He grew up in THE melting pot of the US: NYC

@iJaxy10 Месяц назад

If you keep an open mind and just talk and listen to people you’ll learn a lot

@chrisprilloisebola Месяц назад

@@Snoop_Dugg literal cope and nonsense

@prismeta436 Месяц назад

went to this show, literally was laughing the whole time!

@nestorandlan1220 Месяц назад

Amazing night. Best show of the year at HRL. Andrew is the best doing it right now. Hands down. Come back to SFL anytime!!

@LizzieMcgraw Месяц назад

You always bring something unique to the table, can't get enough!

@YanYnwa Месяц назад

I can tell he fully immerse himself in other cultures for these jokes

@bam-b-nodenaro1269 Месяц назад

The Pacino accent is hilarious

@jgt6795 Месяц назад

A cuban here, great jokes. I started laughing 15 minutes after I finished the video😂

@AbdilHando Месяц назад

HE'S TOO GOOD

@eduardoguzman918 Месяц назад

More of these 🙏

@arod6689 Месяц назад

Shultz is becoming a top 10 all time comedian. Solid dialogue and an extremely thought out approach. He understands different cultures.

@anonyym5050 Месяц назад

Please come to Europe!!! You are the best. Haha

@chaseschallen1508 Месяц назад

Absolutely virtuosic work, Andrew!

@bleachdragon88 Месяц назад

Omg! The Cuban accent is so good 😂

@anonymoususer900 Месяц назад

The cuban accent really reminded me of Yoel Romero lol

@ETS186 Месяц назад

"you can do whateva itis youwannado..go...go..." Seen that interview? I swear I felt like I could conquer Jerusalem when he said that.

@NigelMacDonald-mt9wn Месяц назад

I luhh yoo

@tyroneevansfloyd Месяц назад

He is our millennial Bill Blurr and Dave Chappelle.

@sisamusudroka3000 Месяц назад

Nah Dave chappelle is a reach, you can be a fan of Andrew but this is just glazing 😂

@RSpracticalshooting Месяц назад

@@sisamusudroka3000 yeah people saying he's their top 5 of all time and shit, they must not know more than 5 comedians. Andrew is funny but he's far from being up there with the greats like Burr and Chappelle.

@tyroneevansfloyd Месяц назад

I said he is our millennial version of bill and Dave.

@RSpracticalshooting Месяц назад

@@tyroneevansfloyd except worse in every way, so no. Shane Gillis and Mark Normand are way funnier.

@jon466 Месяц назад

Bill burr and Dave are already the millennial versions . What are you even saying? You talking about gen z maybe?

@dawickednest Месяц назад

I was here 😂 he was great that night

@vincentjones6744 5 дней назад

I worked as a cable installer for many years. You get dinner and delicious Cuban Coffee while working. Cubans are Awesome.

@diamondrobinsonsr.8760 Месяц назад

Just seen you in Charlotte and you crushed it, the 🐐

@avi3020 Месяц назад

This man doesn't miss

@albertpeterson5585 Месяц назад

...Jeremy Clarkaon's "Germans can't say 'squirrel' " joke redux.

@sebastianalvarado2390 Месяц назад

My first show with him and he killed it. Can’t wait for him to come back

@westcoastspartan1528 Месяц назад

Can’t wait till you decide to come to Denver I’ll be front row, been watching this man for a minute… always new content always funny as hell

@shauryamishra5700 Месяц назад

Just come across your's video some days before And till now watch all your videos and yt shorts and NOW You are my favourite. LOVE FROM INDIA.... Oneday Attend your life show...G.O.A.T...

@EverythingRomeo_84 Месяц назад

He is goated. He can say pretty much anything. I love real comedy like how it used to be.

@julieshelley7340 Месяц назад

Savage, love him❤

@reggiebanks7627 28 дней назад

Bro how does this guy have such a pulse on the community !!!! God damn he’s impressive. The shit he’s saying is 100 percent true.

@SavageBunny1 Месяц назад

The condom joke hit home 😂😂

@julienkabangu5436 Месяц назад

man you crazy 🤣

@purdysanchez Месяц назад

Schultz is doing stadiums. Well done.

@Trading-Freedom11 Месяц назад

When are you back in florida??! Can't find anything in the calendar

@alexb4874 9 дней назад

That laugh at 3:31 😂 I've never heard that come out of Andrew before 😂🤣

@realemiele.franco736 Месяц назад

He never fails to crack my ribcage from laughin so hard😂😂😂

@TheLefaLife Месяц назад

Still got it.

@maxlapaz5198 6 дней назад

Bro, the international ingredients sandwich is Awesome!!

@MartyrAlmo Месяц назад

It's a slippery slope buddy😅

@glintrhmj Месяц назад

Hezi the goat 🐐 😂😂😂 it’s a bat signal for latinos is wild 😂😂

@SunnyLovetts Месяц назад

A class in crowd work for sure! 🤣

@youngjohn5076 Месяц назад

That was 🔥 Cuban sandwich. 😂

@Rita-zc3kk 22 дня назад

Andrew, you are so talented and funny!!! Would you ever consider doing a Dry Bar version of your comedy? There are many out there who would appreciate and enjoy your wit and humor.❤️

@user-se4dw9bt9o 26 дней назад

Man! He is good. Thanks Andrew...

@jmssun Месяц назад

3:30 Comedian by day, crime fighting Seagull-Man by night

@onemanavenger6616 Месяц назад

The efficiency joke is so south Florida he put on a clinic with this clip

@sidTheWatcher Месяц назад

ive never seen a comedy show with that much life in the room

@stranger_91 Месяц назад

I want to know how in the heck is your process to learn so much about every culture and nationalities😂😂😂. The goat

@charan-xq5bd Месяц назад

Love from India❤

@Laneline5000 Месяц назад

Dude has the 'do not leave me alone with children' mustache. LOL

@de1here Месяц назад

A New Yorker will never run out of jokes, saw him at comedy club last year, fkn hilarious

@SuperbikeDiscovery Месяц назад

Lmaoooo this guy is so good

@LordDonnington725 Месяц назад

3:30, dude turned into a seagull for a sec

@rubenvargas4233 Месяц назад

The joke about Cubans! LMAO😂

@AntiSocialYogg Месяц назад

I wish I knew you came to Fort Lauderdale!!!!!!!!!!! I would've bought tickets!!!! I wish I saw the whole show!!!

@Henrik.S8 4 дня назад

"I no fraid of puzy" 😂😂😂

@Cubanguy1977 Месяц назад

As a cuban i approve if he ever makes it to Kentucky totally going to his show

@emiliovalencia9383 11 дней назад

Im here like an idiot repeating fort lauderdale 😅

@ghstletter5978 Месяц назад

Changing the gameeeee, multi-cultural jokes, doesn't matter if you're a Schultz hater you gotta throw respect on emmm

@hegemondtm 27 дней назад

Your roast was hilarious

@Chris-Someguy Месяц назад

Please come to Halifax, Canada before youre too big 😂

@darkassassin1987 Месяц назад

This dude can go to any city and kill you! That punch line against San Antonio in the Austin show was killer. #sewagekids 😂😂

@omarrivera2603 Месяц назад

Dead on your cuban accent!😂

@Steady_Dormant Месяц назад

To bad he's not on Netflix I really love his specials

@TheSupart91 Месяц назад

He only has one special on Netflix but yea he needs more tbh

@allouttabubblegum1984 Месяц назад

Boycott Netflix, they promote pdf fillia with Cuties.

@mulder1013 Месяц назад

Netflix wanted him to edit jokes out of his special so he bought it back and put it out himself

@dieterdohlen6386 Месяц назад

If you put the name of his special into google, the friendly search engine will provide you with links where you can watch it.

@WKRP187 Месяц назад

Why would you want to watch him on pay TV when you can pay him directly or eventually get it for free on YT?? Makes zero sense. F... Netflix

@MRBANKS2008 Месяц назад

Saw Andrew at the moody center he killed it

@cartelmoney Месяц назад

I only read the title and thought.... I'm interested lol

@comedyspin9156 Месяц назад

Andrew Schulz is awesome, 👍.

@_.F0X._ Месяц назад

Damn he killed us 😂😂😂😂

@Elite02k Месяц назад

i just imagine akash back stage ready to be stroked by andrew like he's dr. evil's bald cat.

@pookeyblow Месяц назад

This is crazy

@vimwmiv7003 Месяц назад

Hey Andrew, can you look into the connections between clowns and the Nephilim?

@arveedibira2454 18 дней назад

you did the Scarface cuban accent 😂😂😂😂

@pelanebaat Месяц назад

You can't get pissed at the guy... him and aakash are similar in comedic styles but really at the edge

@Viralbutnotyet Месяц назад

As a Colombian, I found this to be an exquisite performance.

@Hugo-Hernandez Месяц назад

Coming from a Latino, he ain’t wrong 😂😂. Awesome show in Atlanta.

@derail6996 Месяц назад

Reminds me of my Cuban abuelos!

@ABLW013 Месяц назад

This guy is so fucking cool. Haven't listened to enough of his stuff.

@oatmealformana Месяц назад

BABE WAKE UP! ANDREW SCHULZ UPLOADED!

@victormendez3860 Месяц назад

Puro genio

@josippranjic9845 Месяц назад

My favourite comedian. No diddy.

@Mintaka. Месяц назад

Where are the roadtrip, behind the scenes clips?

@user-qd4mm2zq5u Месяц назад

I no fraid of pooosy lmao 🤣

@JADE-vc3dt Месяц назад

Latinos be on another dimension 😂😂😅💔💔😅😂😂

@phobowl Месяц назад

Literally eating a Cubano sandwich as I’m watching. White bread/ Swiss cheese/ ham/ pickle yup he got it alright

@justicewalking Месяц назад

Kyle Dunnigan already did a Fort Lauderdale joke. Fa dadada

@emmanuelpascal66 Месяц назад

That was time capture disguised as comedy…legend

@2huer09 Месяц назад

Andrew is a fool🤣😂👏🏼

@yeahmadvault Месяц назад

Where can we see the full video

@dexter7043 Месяц назад

Brilksint

@yaguybario8436 Месяц назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽