How to Survive Prison For New Prisoners (Banged Up Abroad's Shaun Attwood) 

Haha this guy just fixed all crime

You obviously haven't experienced partying and drugs.

thomas, its not that easy:)))) 2 years ago i grabbed a guy by the neck with left hand and by the balls,from behind trough his legs with the right hand, lift him and smash him on a metal fence that was about knee high.4 broken ribs, little damage to the kidney and broken the thin layer the keeps the organs in the belly toghether dont know in english. he stay 2 months in hospital, had 3 surgery. that was a free one way ticket to the medium or above security prison. the only thing that saved my life it was that it was him that attacked me and he had a wooden chair leg and he had 3 friends coming from behind me ,all was on the club's from outside cameras and a shop nearby, from 5 angles and over 30 people saw i was attacked with no reason, i don't even know the guys. it was self defense ,no problem. but imagine that happening on the sidewalk with no witness and the other 3 guys runing to police saying i was the attacker. eh? how can u escape that..in USA were there are private prisones and they need many people in to get more money, in a situation like that you are totaly fucked.self defense?who cares, no witness, we need money, you are fucked.pack your things and lets go:). also i have 2 friends in prison for having sex with a girl and she agreed, we were at the table speaking about what we gona do that night, we gave her 100 euro for 1 hour nothing more, BUT they did a mistake: they went out to eat first and she drank 2 glasses of vodka and got really drunk as she wasn't so used to drinking. she got pregnant and 4 weeks later ,afraid of what her parents may say, she went to the police and complaint a rape..she called as witness the club bartender that saw her get drunk and said the guys made her drunk and instead of sending her home, they took her at their place and she doesnt remember what hapend but wake up naked and her body was hurting,etc,all bullshit. were are they now? 15 years in jail and 10.000 euro to pay as moral damage.so nice eh? so about "best advice is to avoid prison to begin with" ...rather "pray you are lucky enough not to be in a fight in your most unlucky day of your life" :).shit happens and american justice system seems made to get as many ppl in jail as posibile.

I can’t stand ignorant morons like you. Do you think anybody actually chooses to go to prison? How about the ones that get told on by their supposed friends? Or what about me I was not doing anything illegal and since I had a record I was charged for a stolen vehicle because I was overdue on a rental car I had in my name. Do you think I deserved to go to prison or didn’t try to avoid going? Go watch making a murderer on Netflix and tell me if you think that guy wasn’t avoiding prison when he got charged for rape and did over ten years wrongfully. I could list a million situations where someone is avoiding arrest but is unable to avoid prison. Stop being such a smart ass!

The video is for what if situation yes you could not do any crimes but shit happens and sometimes the law won’t be on your side and you’ll be in this exact situation wonder what to do

How so?

bwahahahahaha

Roy L Yep. Never share needles and stay clear of the pedos.

Bullshit!

@@terrypeart3875 I thought it was: Never share pedos and stay clear of the needles. JK :D

So how do you get a job and survive

well done mate hope everything is going good still

James Baucke were you in California prison? Who did you run with? Or were there no racial politics on the yard you were on?

@@joeshmo2577 Same here. I did 3 years '97-'00. In almost 19 years not even a parking ticket. As for a job, I lost my professional license so my career was shot. I got jobs through temp agencies and Manpower, worked hard and finally was hired for full time until I retired 6 years ago.

"....it really isn't too bad once you are released..."???? Yeah guess that makes sense

Its OK. You just desire dangerous men lol

bummer

A convict with perfect grammar. Nice try, mate.

martin goyle hhha aaahhaahaa

Lethal Force shit mate your probably in jail now hope not

VredesStall was thinking the samething?? I’m from Arizona and this threw me for a loop myself.

You would be surprised

He's actually American but has acquired a British accent

Scott Page USMC no I was making a joke I wasn't serious

blackham7 Is he fuck American, he’s English & born in Widnes , educated in Liverpool university

JENDALL714 Do you really expect me not to push you up against the wall biatchhh !!

Michael Scott. Lol

Ok Prison Mike😂

dementors like in Harry Potter?

@@lejonbrames8820 No real ones, like in Arizona prisons.

Yeah, I always suspect I'll wind up in prison. I might drop a guy in a fight on the street any day, then he falls, hits his head, and dies. It's common.

Yeah, I thought of that possibility, but it won't put me in prison. @Tyrone Catkiller Kang

right

@@DexterHaven You should not be fighting on the street. If you want to fight go to a boxing club and you will get lots of people to volunteer. If you are fighting on a night out it is a signifies that you have an alcohol problem.

sounds smart advice that.

Well, quit going to school and see how long you stay out of prison.

@@chiron8839 "School, prison, job or unemployment" What a nightmare.

@@luxdico - It is indeed a nightmare, particularly for those of us who got put out on our own before we finished high school and had to finish it up while serving a life sentence.

@@chiron8839 that's why i used to like watchin' wrestlin' for escapism. Turns out it was all fake too.

@@luxdico - Boxin'g's nearly as bad anymore, and I don't even watch MMA. People regard that as sacrilege on my part, because I taught martial arts pretty religiously for several decades, but the scoring sucks and they don't pay their fighters nearly enough. People talk it up like it's "real," but real's got nothing to do with a points system or "legal" targets.

Wasn’t that guy one of the only Anarcho-Communist academics, one of the most meme-tier political ideologies (even to regular commies)? Top kek. Can’t expect people to take what you say seriously when you extol such a logically inconsistent philosophy, my dude.

Lmfaoooo

Richard O Brien ? Used to love that show.

Sure, everybody will believe that lol

Joehanson I hope not 😂

Nathan Elwood lmao

You're like 12, you didn't rob nothing buddy.

Ball OfSack r/woosh

That's pretty much what I do alone anyway... maybe I should go to prison than at least I won't have to cook my own dinner.

What the name of prison

Uk prisons are bad but they’re not as ruthless as Texas ones a lot of racists and rapists in the American ones

@@josephclarke557 too many races mix together in america.

Respect there freind great advice

you might be right on this one. good call

Hi man. How long had you been in prison ?

Sina Danmark I got out 15 years ago. Straightened out my life for the most part 👍

Yeah, I can always tell when someone is over polite just because they can't fight. I'll even say "Never apologize more than once for the same offense." It is very weak and contemptible.

I thought the same thing when he said that. Gotta touch someone up quick if they pull that shit.

I agree to some point. However, putting out your hand doesn;t have to be a submissive move. It is all about the body language. If you are confident it only sends the message that it is up to them how this will go and that you are fine with both ways, but it is not worth it to you over this. It ends further BS talk, so the argument doesn't naturally evolves into something more. It escalates the situation immediately if he refuses and that is a decision he probably won't make. It might seem like prisoners can go apeshit over anything without any consequences, but that is not true. There still needs to be somewhat of a reason for violence that their friends approve of, because in prison troublemakers are disliked in general.

Placeholder, what you just said is worth 100x what that jerkoff in the video did.

@gemini232003 - Placeholder's advice only applies to fresh fish and people you don't know. You spend enough years in prison, and you might have all kinds of reasons to shake somebody's hand, or fist-bump, or even hug if you're not insecure about your masculinity.

Well it's 12/30/18 at the time of my typing this (one week later) and I suppose Mauricio has started that 12 year sentence. Till the year 2030, take care Mauricio, take care!

Не роняй мыло, чувак

@@teamexpress851 His youtube account was active in the last months, so i think he is a joker

Well it’s 08/24/2021 at the time of me typing this Mauricio has served 2 years.

Im still here guys, brazilian prision, you know, we have free wifi. Thanks for the feedback.

Its a "boss chair" not really big enough for two grown people, and much better as a huge armchair

That is obviously his mother's house.

Thats a love seat.... Cant even sit on it unless I'm in love

Still got plastic on

pillows are rhe balls, shauns the shaft

thank you

that all has to do with the person it self... if your weak minded and a weak person you will not survive....

MathematicalCoffee Computer hacking demonstrates brains not physical strength really

you get extra ram in your megabytes

They usually don’t put white collar, nonviolent offenders in with prisoners who committed very violent crimes/murderers. It obviously depends on the geographic location of where you are being charged, if there are multiple prisons, or if their prisons have different units/wings to divide the prisoners up depending on how dangerous they are. But if I embezzled some money, generally the guy next to me isn’t going to be a violent repeat offender with bodies on him.

They are probably more interested in how you can make them money from said skills.

oooooo ahhhhhhhrrrrr!

Arizona prisons are racially segregated. They are trying to force integration by 2020 I believe. It's going to be bloody.

Router Gray Well said

That person should prolly keep quiet about it to keep them from being a target of others tryn to " earn their stripes " and also only use the minimal skills necessary to stop an attack, if you mess them up badly or knock them out you will probably being targeted daily....

I spent 4 months in rikers its a jungle

Good point. If they see you as too mean and cruel, they may think you are better off dead. @@bassmasterbri I am actually too pretty for prison a judge once told me, so I have to be careful. Everyone would want to be my friend.

@jim moreisin yeah i supose your right in the sence that if people know your skills they will see you as a threat, if they think your stuipid and incapable of hurting anyone they wont see you as a threat in the same way

@Brexit Monger is being tested not inevitable anyway?

At least they feed you in the U.S. prison. In many central and south American prisons the only food you will receive is what people bring to you.

@Nim Boo America was never religious. The State has no religion. BUT, I agree with you (to an extent). Western Society is in decline because Americans have turned their back on God.

Think that's bad? Go to a Mexican prison.

All prisons are

They have nothing on south/central american prisons

You don't have to commit crimes to go to prison. Remember this.

Millions like a smoke, that is a fake crime. Millions are locked up for it, that is a real crime. Few people never commit a crime.

Helps with his soreness from prison rape.

Yeah...

Steven Tate have you been to prison? it doesn’t sound like it.

shane blane county as in jail

Esquire Taylor lol OK

+Seth Lindsey dude the worst that's gone happen if u have a lil weed is a ticket or u gone be in city jail for 30 minutes lol shits happen to be several times it's a minor misdemeanor

shane blane I'm not going into anymore details on it.

shane blane there's plenty people in prison just for weed... laws are different all over the country..

any crime besides crimes against women and children are okay... rape is obsvly not okay, you will be shanked, killing a women or a child is not okay..... anything havign to do withj women or children is not okay, and anything sexual is not okay

I really enjoy your videos. I did a bit of time myself and I wish I had these videos to guide me before my time. I work with individuals and recommend them often.

What if you raped a young cop woman and killed her son

They get mad you don't pay any taxes

@@shaunattwoodOFFICIAL Bad girl! E is bad!!!

LOL. There is no normal.

Selling drugs

What about crimes that Involved violence? Like if you kicked the shit outta some guy? Or battery or something like that?

Sicktor I would kill a child molester or a woman beater on sight as well

Well what if they were in there by mistake? You'd be an asshole to do that. Why don't you justice warriors ever consider these situations? There are plenty. Besides, you'd be no better, just another criminal. I don't see what makes you think you have the right to dispense justice, when the system already imprisioned the person and justice has been dealt.

Thanks!

Because its right up there as one worst-case scenario (sure, it COULD get worse, but it's right up there) but rather common and people like to know how to avoid it.

+mccoy217 becuase its the scariest thing

He handled a good ol fashioned reach around and got thanked and then patted on the head like a good boy

He looks tuff, I’m sure he had no trouble beating them off.

No hes shaun and its 22:19

AWSniperKid He's got other videos check them out don't let anyone get too friendly with u in any manner never take anything free or u will owe!!!

AWSniperKid don't be a pussy in general.

AWSniperKid you don’t....

Eye gouges, nut shots, throat punches.

Make shanks, get ready to shank guys in the neck/chest, you don't stand much chance against 3-4 guys anyway, might aswell go out like rambo

michel Guevara Brighton in the 🇬🇧??

@@whysoserious2564 2.5 years without charge? In the UK? I'm guessing it's Brighton in wonderland. Now has anyone seen Alice?

It’s not unheard of in the uk.. iv met people being held after their release date tbf so anything is possible

@@whysoserious2564 If conditions for release aren't met, release dates can be messed with I believe, so I can agree on that point. But imprisonment without charge sounds like kidnap or internment if we're being generous. Something that Britain (and other countries) have allowed at times in the past but I'm fairly sure that if / when allowed it's intended to be a temporary measure (that's not to say it won't itself get abused and be used longer than it was initially set out to be), an extraordinary measure for very dangerous times. World wars spring to mind, here. I'm fairly sure there's not been one of those for seventy odd years though so I can not see any circumstances where someone would be imprisoned without charge these days (mental health sectioning being an obvious exception, of course, where strict medical criteria / procedures are followed instead). It's got to be bollocks what michel wrote or he lived in some tinpot nation when it happened to him (ie. not the UK). I'm guessing he'll not comment further on the subject now he's made his unbelievable claim with nothing to corroborate it. Reminds me of the guy I once knew who claimed he was related to the Queen and that aliens had put a sim card up one of his nostrils to enable them to communicate with him. He'd probably just watched Total Recall and his imagination did the rest....

Neil Lynch 😂😂 what a response that was, you are right with everything you ha e said.. feel sorry for anyone who tries to argue with you 😂😂👌🏻

hey, 2nd gen AB here. just keep your mouth shut, work out in your pod, kick it alone, if somebody come up to you respect yourself play it cool but think about how you can fuck this dude up if shit goes south, don't take shit like commissary or favors from nobody, if somebody asks you for your opinion keep shit short and stand by it, one more time, keep to yourself, you'll make friends but don't go expecting to make them nor try to. respect people, if somebody tries to check you and twist your words just say and I quote "roll it up then" and you beat there fucking ass on the spot or its your ass by whoever. basically be you, stick up for yourself, exercise daily, eat ALL your food, SLEEP, and be the hardest you, you can be and don't look for trouble just solve issues. treat it like your moving into a old timey western wild wild west where you don't know anybody and walk and talk like a man and be respectful and by ALL MEANS DO NOT BE A pushover. you'll earn your respect in time.

Thanks heaps mate, got my court date today hopefully shirt doesn't go south

Madara Uchiha and? what happened? you don't have to answer if you want to.

Flying Toaster He went to jail that's what happened lmfao

Michael Adams bless him, he's probably being bummed as we speak ; )

I only rob women for their asshole tightness

we can do this the easy way or the hard way...... i like ya, i want ya,..... so whats it ganna be cuz i want that booty

I'm looking for a new punk... Good luck... I don't think you understand, I just found her... Why don't you show her what you can do... Gets a bar of soap shoved his throat

wolf escape from alcatraz

dubb A man's butt...…………………...it's more important than drinking water.

Lol .... Here is a rule in priso, this guy does not know .... DONT TELL PEOPLE WHAT YOU IN FOR .... If anyone ask .... You did NOTHING ... You inocent ... You going to get out soon.... . Or ... You dont even know ... Just got some bs charges .... That is how you roll in prison ... This guy just tryin to sell books and make money lol

Tony Muir some places have gangs which will force you to tell what you are in for, if you are a child rapist they will find out (Shaun went into more detail on how easy it is) and if you don’t tell, you could get beat as some gangs will automatically assume someone who doesn’t say what their in for as a child molester.

Tony Muir ps Shaun went to one of the if not the hardest prison in Arizona, he is almost as hard as it gets.

Tony Muir Shaun mainly does that to raise awareness about how fucked the Arizona prisons were and maybe still are. You should watch some of his past videos.

CanadianCuck do it for free. This is not something you make money off.

Thanks for the reply. Love your work. Take care

+christine9090 when i see.pimps in jail i know 90 percent of the time they scared of a real man i usually turn them into my sissy boy befor turning them.out for packs of soup because they are used to that kind of work and they are easy to handle when i need to make my life more comfortable in jail i look for a pimp to step on and take advantage of cuz they know its gods karma at work and unless they want there girl to know they got there shit pushed in they will do whatever

matt shine yo you wrote that as if you're still in jail?

+Jeremy Danks mayby i am or about to lets hope not tho i have respect for all my people who respect others take care guys

Iam not so sure about the out of control violence. I've known guys who aren't tuff go in. They say it ain't nothing just mind your own business.

Bunch of rich people that are completely disconnected from reality have no concern for what goes on in there. Hell, even regular society be making prison rape jokes. Its supposed to be an institution where folks learn and reform from past mistakes, not fear everyday for some little bullshit.

It's corporate/investment for a few shareholders.

How many DAs and judges and defense attorney's do you wanna bet make up those investors?

I love Big Black Dick. Prison's heaven

Also private prisons exist for some reason.

Roberto Smith It isn’t always up to you...

We now live In a time of equality! ..a woman walking into a prison should be just as scared as a man (for what may happen to her).

so have you done time or just speculating ?