@@TheCharredTree Better believe it ! My hubby learned his lesson when I said go get my pristine Gingher pinking shears sharpened! Costs a fortune - if you can find someone to do it ! He ended up buying me a brand new pair 😂
This is reality. When a woman suddenly acts like everything's okay, apply for citizenship in a foreign country. And realize it's still not far enough away.
Veronique Ramirez you know what? .... dont even worry about it. Is a phrase that is the equivalent of you’ve done messed up. It is like 5 levels higher than I’m fine.
I learned about mom’s Special fabric scissors as a little boy. That’s a line you do not cross ! Whenever you hear a Southern woman say “ Fine” it translates to “ I dare you” in the most threatening tone imaginable.
When I was a kid I was given a multitool and I started taking apart everything I could find with screws. My mom had to buy a NEW pair of fabric scissors. We couldn't find the spring from the old ones.
As someone who has that exact pair of scissors, she is 100% justified. Take out the fact that they cut cleanly every single time, are comfortable and cheap. They have a screw so that you can tighten them if they ever get a little too loose or if you take the screw out you can just disassemble them making them dead-easy to clean. I know most older scissors have this feature if you can even call it that but it is something that is getting harder and harder to find and I love them for it.
@@myanaloglife9450There is the opposite of here, just drop the t They're is an abbreviation for they and are, the ' replaces the a Their is the genitive, that means it talks about to whom smth belongs In Germany, we learn that at age 10. When do you folks learn it? (And what is your so-called school for?)
@@taniamanik2012 LOL! You don't have steak knives? and carving knives? and butter knives? My mom was a master at using a butter knife and a tablespoon to garden with. Moved mountains with that table-wear.....
He used the fabric scissors??? I don't remember the last time I used the fabric scissors to cut something other than fabric...don't remember much of the rest of that week either.
I don't have kids but helped raise my now 22yr old nephew and all I have to do is give him "the look" and he straightens up and says "yes ma'am I'm sorry" 😂
@@sidneygrosshar269 Correct...men leave things go...they learned as boys to do that. Even after fistfights and coming out winner or loser...it's all done... Males today have been emasculated and confused. It's time we let them be male again and call out the brainwashing. BTW, not casting aspersion on this channel, they do a great job entertaining....
I am from Australia and I think this is so funny. Especially the end when the guys inside his brain watch the interaction. That is a typical blokes way of reacting. I love it.
Got a southern mom. Burst into laughter when The Look was mentioned cause my dad & I will joke about her ‘Really?’ look often. I showed her the video, & when they mentioned The Look, she gave me one! Laughed so hard I cried.
Most southern women I knew growing up (and some I know now) would have taken the southern accent to 11 and gone to screaming at defcon level 1,000 while getting up in his face and he would have maybe come within an inch of being punched in the face
@Kagan Roy I grew up in the north but lived down south for a few years. There is definitely something terrifying how a southern woman acts so sweet when you know she should be mad. It was worse if you were only friends because they had less reason not to kill you.
@@catluva74 your right I'm from da south an trust me love we are scarier then ya Gran mammy when she catch you stealing her hot cakes 😂 I'm from Atlanta an the men down here think most the woman down here are psychopaths plus growing up us woman learned no matter how mad u are don't let him know cause tht way when the cops come you ain't no suspect cause as far as they know u where fine and put it all behind u 💯💯💯
I've been married to a delightful girl from Alabama for 50 years. I was briefed on the sanctity of the cloth scissors in the first week. It's one of those rules you just. Don't. Break.
All my scissors are left-handed. Being the only lefty in the house, you'd think that'd keep them safe. But no, my husband will use whatever blade is nearest when opening a package. I hide the fabric scissors.
I'm a guy (not from the south), this skit seems like it could apply simply for anywhere in the US, but I get that it's part of an episode for the show. I think it just shows how absurd men and women can be toward each other in a comical way. Guys are sometimes careless while the ladies care too much.
I’m fully aware that my boyfriend takes everything literally so I’m always honest with him. I have never yelled at him, but if he does something to upset me, we sit down and talk about it. We admit when we make mistakes. It has worked out very well for us!
Scissors are scissors. Was a EMS First responder. Scissors in my bag were taken and used for mom's yarn. Did not matter what they were really for. I just went out and bought another pair.
When you got to the scissors part I about died, cause I remember about 20 years ago going through the exact same thing, and boy was I in trouble! Never use her fabric scissors guys! Ever! For anything whatsoever, even if you think it's something safe to cut... cause you're wrong! 🤣🤣🤣
@@mickeyjames1663 At the very least he's gonna be getting the cold shoulder and icily polite responses/cold sarcasm for the next several weeks lol. If she's feeling really petty she'll buy something stupid expensive, herself, and tell him "it can't be any more expensive than (that thing he really likes and buys regularly), right honey?" when he sees it delivered. He definitely won't be touching her for the foreseeable future and his life will probably get very inconvenient.
@Meph Lest uh, my wife has a right to half the stuff we accumulated together, regardless of who pulled down the paycheck. We both work, but we support each other and invest in each other's success.
I have a friend that has a pad lock through finger holes of her fabric scissors. It doesn’t matter what you say or where you hide them, they forget and they find them. The one thing worse than using the fabric scissors is washing the cast iron pan, ….in the dishwasher. You can always get your scissors professionally sharpened.
Good lord!! If you wash my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher, you had better run!! It takes 3 hours to re-cure it, 3 hours more to set in the oven at a low heat with some lard and about 3 pounds of frying bacon in it to get it nice and ready to even use again. It took me two more weeks until my cornbread would taste right! Never. Ever. EVER. Wash the cast iron skillet in the dishwasher. Ever!
@@antoinettewells6850 Well then put it away if you’re asking us to do the dishes or load the dishwasher. Cause if it’s In the sink then it’s going to go in the dishwasher,
And don't forget how males will grab your best towels to clean something and destroy the good towels. There are good towels and bad towels and then there are wore out towels that are called rags. Why can't they ever use the rags?
Nah, bless your heart is condescending, this is an angry Southern woman. The only bless your heart you're getting here is the one she says as she slowly chops you alive to use to fertilize her rutabaga.
I love how there is a guy eating chips with a party hat on and a guy stacking Solo cups (with fiesta music in the background) in the man's brain. That is just so accurate!
I relate to the violation of the cutting edge of the sewing scissors! My guess is; sewing scissors vs. utility scissors goes across cultures. I know folks from very different regions who all feel just like The Wife about it, including me.
I proudly maintain that southern belles do, and have existed in every culture, everywhere. I mean can you tell me there weren't any Biblical Southern Belles?
@@jamespaugh5686 I dunno, I imagine it like "She's mad at me about *something*.... But what is it?" And on her side it's like "Isn't it obvious?? Are you blind??!"
I married a Michigander. After 10 years in Texas, she gave me her first "Bless your heart" last week. It was totally unforced, and just slid off her tongue as if she'd been expressing that patronizing phrase since childhood. She realized it same as I did, and we just enjoyed 10 seconds of grinning silence. I've never been so proud.
Let us all have a moment's silence for that man, for his doom is upon him. Talia's acting was brilliant. 😂 I got the same vibes from my mom before hell broke loose.
My daughters both say that they are terrified of seeing me smiling politely. I asked the younger daughter, not mine biologically, if she had ever been given the "look". She hadn't. So I practiced on my child, who froze, scared out of her mind, and turned it on the younger. She started shaking. They hadn't done anything. Think a southern mama would get it?
In the black southern household we say "Don't even worry about it" instead of "fine " So if you EVER hear a black woman use this phrase....run for cover. 😂
"then I said it costs what it costs end of discussion, and don't vacuum till I'm done cause I don't want you vacuuming a second time when the game is on." - the story he tells his co-workers tomorrow.
The moment she goes "what is in my living rooooooooom" is one of the first KNOWN ways as a southern man that you are a dead man walking. She drew out the word "rooooooooom" in a most sarcastic way. Yet we still cannot help ourselves and will only make it worse. lol
I'm new to this channel I was randomly recommended it by RU-vid and I love it !!!! this couples videos are very creative and funny and the acting is pretty good 😀😊❤😄 I definitely liked and subscribed !
My daughter is a hair dresser. Well educated in her field, and makes darn good money! I was a good dad and got her a pair of scissors for Christmas, $330! But now I find out she keeps them as her backup scissors, her new scissors cost $1100! Good scissors indeed, she even has an insurance policy on them. I can’t imagine her wrath if someone used them to open a box?
Then he played the 'you're frivolous too' card!?! & by questioning (of ALL things!) her coffee budget!?! Northern Gal woulda killed him where he stood!
@@MichaelDavis-cy4ok so you don't wake up three days later in the hospital after doing something that may seem like a good idea, but she decides isn't?
@@MichaelDavis-cy4ok They were obviously with her sewing kit; she couldn't figure out how he even found them. I learned to buy all of my equipment in pink because my husband won't use pink ANYTHING. He used to make off with everything from my hairdryer to my personal screwdriver set and break them or lose them. Pink was preferable to a divorce.
Except that the southern accent goes deep country when they're mad. It's rare, but when my southern husband loses his temper, I have to strain to understand him. 😄
@@auntpurl5325 That is so true! I had to stop the video and laugh. My accent has faded over the years of not living in the South, but if I get mad, it's suddenly back in all its glory.
regina: Not in my family. There was no "it's fine" when my mom got mad. Just a prolonged period of screaming, sometimes until the police were called. No wonder I have trouble reading subtle social signals.
The fact that you had Luke and Mat working the husbands brain made this, especially with Matt as the commanding officer, lol. GOD I love y’all videos so much.
There's truth to that though...I will turn total country girl mixed with mad black woman (and I'm darn near lily white) the madder I get the thicker it gets.
I kind of thought it was a rule that we had to. Mine are in a special drawer with the thread in their own case. I might have put the case in an empty tissue box. I'm pretty sure that hiding them from heathens is specifically written in the instruction book that comes with the scissors.
Grandchildren will make you hide them even better than that. I had to hide so many things from my granddaughter, that the top of the fridge had no more room. There are things that I will never find again, that I hid when she was little.
