Howard Wolowitz and the Squeaky Floor Conundrum | THE BIG BANG THEORY 

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@@AveRay_ huh?

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that wouldn´t be as entertaining

Also I feel like genius Minds have a habit of looking over the most simplest outcomes

@@chase2527 that is because they are going about it in fixed logical pattern. instead of a lateral solution.

My first thought

The much more practical solution is to do nothing. If you always insist on complete and total silence when putting a baby to sleep, then they will only be able to sleep when it is completely silent. Much more helpful to the baby, and your sanity, if you let the baby learn how to sleep with noise. I'm not saying to bang pots and pans while the kid is being laid down, but you need to teach the kid stuff since they literally know nothing. Learning how to sleep in spite of innocuous noises is a good skill to have. Best for them to learn it as soon as possible because those kinds of tolerances get set early in life.

No it isn't if you had a purpose for it, maybe

@@yalc-04 there is a purpose to it. It marks where the squeaky parts of the floor are.

Its a lot cheaper than a nightlight

Unless it’s wildly carcinogenic.

​@@yalc-04 Even without a actual purpose it's still really cool. I mean, in this world there are so many useless things that aren't really useful in any situation still people loves them and will buy them even if they are never going to use them in their life.

@Mr. Imcircle -- Just curious then...Does that make Stuart the third wheel between Howard and Howard's mom?! :D :) LOL

He's more the third wheel of a tricycle

Sheldon has a wife.

So who would be a third wheel to Sheldon & Amy?

@@snapclub8751 Leonard

Got that idea from Sheldon's apartment "evacuation procedure in the dark"

Might be a health hazard for a baby who spends most of their time in that room though. But definitely cool, yes.

Glow in the dark tape

Aaaaaaaaaaaand pretty dumb at the same time.

@@swiperfox3145 But remember Sheldon later found out that the glow in the dark arrows he put down on his apartment floor were very carcinogenic and thus very dangerous.

thank you!!! (but what do you do? just sprinkle it between the floorboards?)

@@B501M Yes. Hard to do if there are floor coverings or the floor is newly finished and there are no gaps. Might help to use a vibrator to help work it into the cracks. Powdered graphite will also do the job, maybe even better but will stain anything it comes in contact with

Really? I had no idea. I should mention that to my dad since we have hardwood floors in the house.

Honestly thought that was where they were going with this. They they'd identify where the sqeaks were to apply babypower... only to realize it was the whole floor and end up with a room that looked like a blizzard hit it.

Don't some have abestos in them?

LOL! Howard's Comet! 😂😂😂😂🌠🌠🌠🌠

Howard doesn't go ti his thinking pose and we think we'll miss it... then Raj saves the day and shows us.

What about teleportation?😂😂😂🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕

@@opalfaith3221 that gave me a better idea a jetpack

@@opalfaith3221 nope Teleportation destroys the initial person and restructures an exact copy of the person within the current laws of physics. A better idea would be to create a wormhole so that Howard can walk instantaneously from his bedroom to Halley’s within two steps…or just move the crib.

@Mistake Maker nope the song is from fiddler on the roof

@Mistake Maker your name suits you well

@Hélia Alves 🤡

@Hélia Alves and now your world has expanded. I recommend watching the entire play.

What is theat song from It sound really familiar

Hahah

Finally someone put the lyrics in a comment.

I love that song so Much!! XD

Just more proof that Howard is the funniest in this show.

I laugh everytime at that part

the show is funny but by no means nerdy

@@avarma6313 because the show doesn't intent to stereotype nerds all the time.

@@jamirimaj6880 so they turned nerd into retards that work in a university.

They are talking about fixing a squeaky floor- in the early episodes, they drove cars on Mars. But yeah, this is much better 😒

But this isnt even a problem. The floorboards didnt even squeak that much, just walk on them. Most of the jokes were cringe.

...you mean simon? Howard is an astronaut.

@@sb9344 Sheldon is an astronut

Man😂

I understood that reference

"PIVOT!!!"

OMG, a crossover between these shows woulda been AMAZING. lol

Rebekah Shipp me too hilarious. Jajajaja.

Probably hundreds of takes without having Howard laugh.

@@johnreyes4900 why don't you Spanish people use h instead of j, jajaja doesn't makes any fucking sense

@@americansoul5563 yea and your h doesn't make sense in other languages

@@americansoul5563 Because in spanish the h is mute, thing that j dont

crib next to the easiest square.. MIT n this level of work ? its more like a middle school kids fun with room

That's what engineering is. You make a complex process for creating simplest things.

The sad thing is I didn't even think of that myself 😂😴

Oh shit. I fell into that one too. I have three kids, and i hate baby crying. Also, i am an ENGINEER!!

that's how you get big amount of budget :)

its the only logical solution

Adam Anderson his squares mapped out each different panel, the panels as a whole were squeaky so those squares are the minimum size they could be. Panels are squeaky due to lose and uneven fittings, therefor one particular spot in a panel will have the same effect as any other spot on that same panel, kind of like balancing a flat board on a nail, no matter where u push down it’s going to tilt in that direction, Ie. no matter where u stand it’s going to squeak.

A_Ditto572 are you sure? They don't look like panels, it looks more like an arbitrary pattern.

That’s what I thought

@TechnoCube -- Yeah, bigger problem; I think I felt something POP! Howard's last scene comment to Raj.

Me too...this man is a gem

X3

@@lyradmorauchiha8547?

@@spongebobsquarepants2981x3 mean, there's 2 guys saying they laughed a lot, I am saying I would be the thirt one

For real

This reminds me of a video I saw recently

Oh wow!! You watched the video as well. Impressive

Yaay, I too watched the same video

He does!

um wut

But at least they don't go on for too long.

@@Nameless82284 Yup, lol.

No

lol just move the crib to the right hand side of the door

hainsay y not. He would be walking over the bad squares and it would be cheaper

Orrrr he could just move the crib closer to the door to avoid all that

faiz abbas How about just roll himself all over the room with a decent rolling chair.

Party pooper

Or, get this, live with the squeaks. Is not that bad, if you csnt pay it then live with it

u can still have a squeaky floor while wearing socks or no socks, its happened to me before

how about you learn a little bit of physics

OR moving the furniture. Even if you went with their odd idea of "avoiding squeaky squares" i clearly see a path that involves NO jumping and stretching across the room, it only requires that they move the furniture around. Actually there may still NOT be a clean path but at least there's a higher chance of one if you use ALL the square instead of needlessly blocking out like 10 squares.

Unless your shoes add another 30 kg to your total weight, taking them off won't do much.

so good

Well, he did play Tevye at one point, so…

Well (cough), screwing is what got him into this mess to begin with. But that aside, moving the crib just to the right of the door would fix the problem without - you know - fixing the problem.

yes and it was a shitty carpenter who laid that floor

@@mikemesser4326 you do know that nailing and screwing are BOTH euphemisms for sex, right?

@@jamesbizs Of course.

@@jamesbizs It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Really? Did Confucius really say that?

@@constantdvdcollector It's an old joke format.

@@caroldefender4144 I thought so but had to be sure

I did

Ethan Wrightsman I did I loved This episode because of it

Where?

@@hannahburke7328 3:00

@@ethanwrightsman7852 The Song Howard was singing?

I liked when Howard sang a part of it.

Yes. But also cause Bernidette suggested Howard do it so of course you picture the person it was suggested for.

Agreed

Yeah that’s what I was thinking! Also, I know it’s television, but what kind of material is the house made up of when a guy who looks like he’s less than 125 pounds causes himself to fall from the ceiling?

Yeah 😂😂😂

I can't believe they never used this joke

He didn’t Howard did

@@constantdvdcollector Goddammit, WHY THE HELL AM I ALWAYS MIXING UP THOSE TWO?!

Emma Ray The point was to not wake up the baby ;)