Chris Martin the decorator reminds me, there was a builder round our way called Stephen King, and the slogan on his van was "For all your building needs, and no horror stories" 👷♂️
I (American, and yes, we’re lame tourists, but we’re very nice to visitors here! 😂) recently vacationed in Sitges (Spain), and OMG, the Russian tourists, especially the older ones. Loud, drunk, sloppy, rude, entitled, flashing money but classless.
Why do Americans say burglarise? That's like saying eaterise, or leaderise. The word you're looking for is burgle. An eater eats, a leader leads and a burglar burgles.
I'm no architect, but I think the "boxing" she wants to remove is the actual roof & a waldrode is a wardrobe. Wardrobes can function as a roof but are probably not as good.
burglarize /ˈbəːɡlərʌɪz/ verb past tense: burglarized; past participle: burglarized enter (a building) illegally with intent to commit a crime, especially theft; burgle. "our summer house has been burglarized"
2:15 JB. Apart fom the poor grammar of the second sentence and the fact that you failed to make "unfunny" a superlative as you did the other adjectives, I am greatly impressed with your whine! Not sure how many Americans you encountered in Mexico, but the mound of facts you left to justify your offense certainly is convincing. I will check with the State Department to see if there was a noticeable increase in suicides upon your departure, even though you failed to mention that you were actually IN the U.S.. Should you visit us in the future, it might be worthwhile to change your Tampax more regularly to avoid the overly sensitive reaction.