Humans Are Smart. Why Are Babies So Dumb? 

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@@earthterra8546 Bottom?

@@Richard_Nickerson sorry my autocorrect is stupid.

@@Richard_Nickerson I try to type something and it chances it.

Basically Karen's in McDonalds

Haha

I've never understood why babies cry so loud and obnoxiously. How the hell didn't that attract predators to tear us limb-from-limb at night, or make parents unable to sleep and protect their children?

@@prim16 Maybe it did, but then those hunters became the hunted. The survivors smart enough to leave us alone would then flourish and genetic variation would explain why a few, but only a few, still try

Interestingly this isn't entirely true. While it is factual that babies will explore the world and absolutely go past safe limits, they can also learn those limits. Apparently they explore every day because they may go days and weeks without any growth and then BAM! 2 cm growth over night. Literally wake up in a different body than they started the night in and they have new limits.

This deserves more likes😂

alex i know right lol sheeesh

Lol

ChekuL8er 100th like here

@@alex-fs9yt ikr

Also less than a minute after they learn how to walk they start running

I agree (no dirty mindeds)

@@azaki3810 I kind disagree

@@chrisclifford7080 What

To be fair, they have very little software other than the eat-poop cycle...

Baby cucko birds: **immediately becomes purple guy**

One day old turtles - “today boys we become *MEN* “

Over the top lads

Baby’s:waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Almost the entire animal world:WE ARE MENNNNNNNNN

@@thacow7603 purple guy?are you referring to william afton?

@RG 96 Image a 3 year old child,but its just born

🤣

@RG 96 Dont know bird hatchling are also pretty useless. They cant even move to eat the battery

I'm scared that my baby sister is developing guts that love to eat trash. On day she ate rabbit poop, she doesn't know what cocoa puffs are. A few days later we saw her dipping a cracker in the toilet and eating it. I'm speechless. It's not my parents fault, it's my siblings fault, they don't help that much. And my little brother never wants to close the bathroom door just because I tell him to.

@Subtle Cinnamon Dude it’s a joke.

25 year software update? Damn I never thought I would say something like that, but this is even worse than Windows!

But they also get free automatic hardware updates for 25 years!

*Cheers , I'll drink to that bro.*

Ahahaha. Just like Windows, it doesn't complete its updates for years after initial start up.

Babies are an neural network that hasn't had any training/data yet.

*Cough cough* George of the Jungle.

Tarzan had gorillas, not chimps.

@@trentbell8276 nah me no care, monke good Human🤚🙁 monke👏😎

@@Haypetur Well, just remember that chimps are crazy.

@@trentbell8276 Human, gorilla, chimp. They all monke. Why care?

Five years if you're someone like me

Actually months not years

But the baby human is learning language which is a powerful organisational tool for protecting the community, searching for food and developing better ways of doing things.

"WELL YOU SEE WE HUMANS WALK UPRIGHT ALL OF THE TIME SO WE NEED TIME TO BALENCE OURSELVES!!!"🤓🤓🤓🤓

@@kkcake5771 It varies a lot

Thank you diego, very cool

Are we that smart though?

@@scoutmiller8200 oof

well, this is ironic

humans are dumb not smart

Not in 10 years but In 15 years I think he will eventually smile

@Teacup Teacup keep smiling😊😊

The kid: I would pretend I didn't see that

Hey its me

@@catgotbored6892 no its not

Maybe brain size doesn't have anything to do with the ability to learn.

@@deepakrejath9761 No, it does. Brain capacity has a major effect. People who have trauma-less amnesia usually have a smaller hippocampus, and psycho/sociopaths usually have smaller parts of the brain for empathy or respect.

@@deepakrejath9761 Oh, it does have everything to do with it. Humans have an incredible amount of neurons packed into a very tight space consuming a large portion of our metabolic energy. Neurons can't be packed much tighter without causing problems so a physically smaller brain can only do so much. Learning is the formation of neuron pathways, if there's just not enough neurons available then you're limited in how much more you can learn. As a child's brain grows in physical size it has room for way more neurons able to learn. They grow relatively quickly physically in the first year, so it makes sense that they learn a lot in this period. The rapidly increasing amount of new brain tissue means they can soak up a lot during this time.

Ikr. That's what I think. They sure act differently from grown ups, which seems 'dumb' BUT it's actually very interesting how they can understand so so much and comprehend things things starting from zero. I find it absolutely majestic. I would love to know what goes on in their brains. What goes on in their heads? What's their thinking process like? I may be an ex-baby but I would love to know.

@@user-youdontknowme There is a TED talks about how babies organize/analyze the first hand observation and learning from others. Laura Schulz: The surprisingly logical minds of babies ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-y1KIVZw7Jxk.html （I'm trying to break down how this all happened, the ability to learn from a given surrounding as well.

Tarzan was raised by gorillas.

Gorillas

I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter Do I Care?

@@nadian848 🙄

Harambe : Am I a dead meme to you?

@waterwithflavor

17jjn

Her?

I love lamp

Lizerdspherex interesting comparison! they are a bit like larvae tho aren’t they lol

@Every Buddy Those dumbasses can't read

right? fat blob, can't walk, needs to be fed, hatches from an egg

@Every Buddy Nah, man. Babies are gross. Cute. But gross.

Actually, being miniature versions of adults, they are like nymphs.

Maybe we see babies and small children as "smart and observant" and lots of other things because we haven't started comparing them to anyone else.

Dropped on your head as a kid? Multiple times. Even thrown at the wall head first by your parents and older siblings.

Lol

@@Shaden0040 lmao, relatable

@@Shaden0040 how did you know? Seriously it's true . I banged my head 4 times. Once by my sister and fell 3 times on the hill .

That’s how they interact with the environment, they need a way to identify things, so they use their mouths. “Apple is tasty”, “dirt is dry and disgusting, not edible” “sand is dry and sticky, not edible” “this paper doesn’t have any taste, but it’s fun to chew on”, and so on, that’s how they identify things. When you grow up, you are intelligent enough, so you use your past experiences, your sight and your touch to interact with the world, and not your mouth anymore, since it’s clearly not the best option. But babies don’t know that.

@@malu8380 and to strengthen their gums as well. That's why baby chew toys exist

If I remember correctly it's because its one of the senses that is most active. They can't see and hear and smell well but taste and touch is great. So the tactical touch and taste is their way of interacting with the world. Which is why they swing their arms and legs and try to grip anything and when the do they put it in their mouth

Curiosity perhaps

Also I think it triggers their immune system.

@RG 96 it would come out as a 25 year old person based on the video.

@@ritwikreddy5670 Nah. Your mistaking "muh brain development" as true intelligence. Our modern society made the mistakr of treating youth as two-legged dogs that need to be blocked from the real world as much as possible.

Babys are just like a bethesda game

@PMDP S2806 Lots of animals are altricial, here's the wikipedia article en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altriciality

@@ritwikreddy5670 to put it simply Animal Babies: A regular game Human Baibes: Fortnite

@@Horopter That was an obvious one, just sitting there. I couldn't, in all dad-ness, let it go

@@Horopter babe dumb tas

Wooow. Someone kill me

Haha

Yes, that’s the joke.

I also like egg 😋🥚🍳

I lick egg

🍳

Wide Putin approaches

humans who caused at least 600 animal extinctions: *you underestimate my power*

you what they might even kill everything in the upcoming decades if they aren’t careful lol

@@TrapCat they?

ianiser *humans

He is his father

@@vaishnavishobhane4106 yeah I know... I was writing " my father is conducting experiments" but thought this would be funnier, but now I think that old one was better

No, I think it’s better as it is

XD

@@vaishnavishobhane4106 No, I am your father!

Lol

Animals are not stupid they follow nature

@@tangieee6592 and we destroy nature

@@FastFierce which means we are the stupid one

@@tangieee6592 We are part of nature so that means we follow nature too.

Or from a weird looking bow which repeatedly launches a small metal balls at the high speed

Or from a big wooden stick which is magically sharpened

Also lion: dies from habitat destruction

@@user-ot6oc7mk1s it's a MaGiC sTiCk

Cap a lion would win a 1v1 with a human armed with a spear especially if that lion wanna eat the human

easy there, cowboy!

I'd call em garbage

Jessica Navarro so your calling yourself garbage

@@jessicaesmeralda7576 Ur garbage 🤣😂😂😂

Hey now man come on.... Don’t call your food garbage that’s ungrateful

That's because we're used to cute toddlers and mischievous kids. But if humans were used to smart babies, the kind which come out of the womb, dust themselves off and ask "Alright so who's my mom and dad? Let's go home", we wouldn't find it weird. Maybe at 10 years old, they'd already be learning as well as an adult in that case.

i mean yea bc by like age 8 theyll be smart and not assholes

Same! 😂😂

@@hazemgamer 😂😂😂 that was unexpected

Same here 😂 🤣

*giggles softly*

ikr

Lol

400th like

Lol

469th like

@@kelseygordon8606 noice

It was thinking beyond

Who’s Jo- oh wait it’s 2020

Ok Karen lol

@@b-u10ex92 Joe mama.

Steve Jobs *pulls out uno reverse card*

why-

why not?

@@iver1343 Because it's cute.

@@totalynotcatherine how he said this.. Is rather creepy

@@iver1343 A little.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who caught that they used Dovahzul

I had to look twice; thought it was cuneiform for a second!

I just switched over to RU-vid from a 7 hour Skyrim binge and this is the first thing I watch. I haven't played it in years until a week ago. I'm starting to think I'm in a simulation.

Ayyy

Fus ro dah!

3 children by 21? Respect that you somehow survived having to care for 4 people (assuming you kept them)

yea i think the suckiest phase is when they turn into teenagers oh god the drama, babies are ok, they just cry, you feed them milk its settled

Nobody wants babies anymore like in the old days

@@ESL-O.G. i would like to introduce you to Sub Saharan Africa, where the total fertility rate would argue against that

@@williamhuynh869 And some parts of Asia.

@Seven V your comment was badass, and so true.

When I see a baby I smile at it and hope it smiles back. Babys usually do, because they are programmed to react positively to happy faces and eye contact. It makes both of us happy :)

@Seven V goddamn you roasted him more than I did to that kid at the barbeque (This is a joke btw)

I don't like human babies

@@kathrinlindern2697 Only works as a female these days... as a male you're instantly seen as a creep.

The statement is almost correct.. .. almost.

Only represents some humans, most certainly not all of them

@@sebastiaomendonca1477 All of them are smart, anyone can learn to solve differential equations or solve problems in general relativity with enough practice. (With the exception of mentally challenged people). Mentally challenged like me

No citation needed. It is in the name. Homo Sapiens.

@@sebastiaomendonca1477 we are talking scientifically, and scientifically our species is smart, not a bunch of individual (which it's impossible even not scientifically talking because you don't know every 7.8 billion of people)

No

Cutest or power consuming

Ew no! Even a naked mole is cuter...

Ikr but my step mom says babies are ugly...

Rainbow Wolf Oh you're quirky because you hate babies 🤡

over cooked, your brain dead

Two words: Crotch Bisquit

@@nurfacealways don't worry, that's what schools and offices are for

If you dont like babies, it's cause you just don't know how to cook them

when i said "over cooked".... thats referring to brain washed/drugs... babies are perfect. they see things for what they are. no gimmicks, no modern interpretation, no bull. nowadays, its sad that most children are brought up by cellphones bc the parents CHOOSE NOT TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE TO TEACH THEIR CHILD. they expect teachers to do everything when the child is clearly not an offspring of the teacher. babies have a way of learning.... a way that many adults lost touch with. mainly hearing/listening and seeing/observing, than tasting and smelling, touching. babies are precious also they will grow up to be the next generation. is it the fault of the up and coming generation that they are failling??? no, its the previous generation that didnt teach them correctly. "cooked". shouldnt be a term used to describe a babies brain. Proper development in emotional, mental, and physical care is needed for a human being to be capable to take care of themselves as well others if needed for them to have proper development to care for themselves. so a baby's brain is more like clay... how will we mold our next generation????

Huh? that seems very low

Hmmm.... baby pool, back yard pool, Olympic pool, in ground pool.... 🤔

How did you get here so fast

You know the old joke that saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a very long time.

what about lifetime of poop?

Unorthodox but ok

Ok?

Lol

Ok?

The best comment so far

@@evanraymond8728 no this comment is immature and very useless and this meme format is dead

Humans ARE animals too and, in fact, we are weak.

@@mariocardoso1959 the only thing that help us until this point in history basically our brain, our precise and delicate hand, and ability to do marathon

spurr the spurrow just like you

And you, the kid, are you intelligent?.

@@clashoclan3371 Are you assuming my age? I'm 31, not 13.

@@clashoclan3371 wow, are you assuming theyre a kid? that implies you think theyre a human, what if theyre an interdimensional warlord?

Well even stupid people in our own standards are more intelligent than other animals

Animals are not intelligent but smart and follow nature

Even he was struggling, you could tell at certain points

a conversation like that would never happen because janice would be dead

The fact that you started every sentence with "J" and had the characters' names start with "J" must be no coincedence.

janice: slowly dying

babies sure do learn a language intuitively but actually, to perfect that language we do indeed need school, that's why we have english classes or spanish classes since the first day of elementary school. This is why most people in the US write, read and speak pretty good english compared to before public school was invented.

I learnt English without classes (I did look up a few words in the dictionary though) in 1.5 years when I was 12, so I don't really think that's impressive. Also, what do you mean by fluent? People don't start learning how to write until they're 6 (when they start school) and I think knowing how to write is necessary to be considered fluent in a language.

@@NoName-pj3yp Yes indeed, I should have written verbally fluent, being able to speak and understand spoken language. I could go to Slovenia for 5 years straight and I guarantee you that, at my age, I'd leave knowing only the tourist basics. But that's just me of course!

@@Haley497 If you didn't force yourself. We are often our biggest obstacle to learning languages. Simply because, we are prideful. Especially in first world English speakers, because there are very few places we can go and be entirely devoid of English. They actually did a year long experiment, where people spent 3 months at a time in a country, and they were not allowed to use English. At all. It was a total ban on English, and by the end of the year, the participants who could stick with the no English rule had learned all four languages. One year, 4 languages. The idea that babies are better at learning than adults are has been around for quite some time, and is often the largest excuse for people, but in reality, babies suck at learning. Adults have plenty of practice at learning, and know how to learn efficiently. They can improve their ability to learn one thing by using secondary knowledge. Something babies can't do because they don't have secondary knowledge. Adults are just... Lazy really. Also, take into account that for languages which are a part of the English root, it only takes about 400 hours to learn them to a level where you can hold most any average conversation so long as the topic isn't too specific outside of everyday life. That's 10 work weeks, or, just under 3 months. Finally, when asked how many languages I know, the answer is usually "Almost 1" because despite the fact I am a full grown adult with a vocabulary much larger than the population norm, I still don't know even a 32nd of the words in the English language, of which there are over 1.25 million. The only reason you think you can't go to Slovanian for five years and not be able to speak their language at least to the degree your average five year old can speak English, is because you are holding yourself back.

@@NoName-pj3yp writing was a thing before 1st grade for me so was using a computer although not all that much because that was back in 94-95. the point is that writing is something that can happen before 6y/o.

Digital Death don't worry, alot of idiots are Darwin award nominees and many end up winning.

@@amehak1922 Not enough of them do. Society now protects stupid people, it's why they thrive.

@@DigitalDeath88 I absolutely agree. Also, the fact that you have to not reproduce prior to your demise to win should have an adium to cover the most idiotic that somehow reproduce prior to death.

"... exception to most humans," stupid idiot, I can tell you're dumb without even seeing the rest of what you said. How are they both most and the exception?

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Lol

Orin brit ro, goraan jorre...

I have a feeling you're not really Bigfoot.

Meg Griffin can’t you see the picture? Its really bigfoot

I am a fish from the Mushroom Kingdom. Are cheep cheep allowed?

*_BEEP BOOP I AM A DINOSAUR. I LIKE STEAK. ALL HAIL SKYNE- I MEAN ALL HAIL HUMANS._*

Great for you since im braindead as always sleeping and rotting in my grave

need season 2

@@seeyouspacecowboy14 October can't come soon enough

Spoiler: Someone wears a jacket, and I think it looks cool.

@@seeyouspacecowboy14 Just read the manga.

@@goldengold8568 nah, I'm good Why would I skip ahead in the manga when I could just watch the wonderful cinematic promised Neverland season 2 when it debuts

😂thanks for this

@Lex well I know without a doubt that it is a reference to skyrim. I used an alphabet translator to come to the same “do you smell poop” line as James Hubbell. I don’t know for certain why though.

@Lex thank you

(hand raised, looks down) I was always the poop cleaner during my kids infant stages.

You mean the one the egg pops out from behind?

For whoever is curious, it spells DO YOU SMELL POOP and ITS YOUR TURN. Kinda sad it's not actually in Dovahzul.

Yay I noticed too

Yep I noticed!

Only looked in the comments to see if anyone else noticed

@@robinbernardinis lmao that's amazing

We live in a society

Well I can solve one in 25 seconds.

@@kuldeepsinghbaansal3961 Cries in 43 secs pb

@@syedmuhammadzeeshanhashmi5722 well try hard and you will reach 25 seconds in no time

@@tudor__ hey do you any other cube? Like 4x4 , megaminx etc.

Lol what did u do with those snakes

@@Das644 he ate it

So are you a furry now

I too eat snake and rat, wasn't raised by cats tho

Furry speedrun

Wait I never noticed those came from the globe

The HER? moment is an arrested development reference

That says her

Good point. They are not approaching anything with an inherent bias which lets them grow a lot. It's as adults that they form their biases which stops them from learning. I could probably master the piano if I tried but no one in my family is musical and I'm not really good at music either so I won't even try because I'm biased that I won't do well. Instead, I'll stick to stuff I already know and am likely to learn better.

That's just a part of growing up. In childhood, we haven't had much experience so our opinions are much more flexible. As an adult, we are like, "I AM A GROWNUP SO I CAN'T BE WRONG."

Yeah by eating everything

@@vishalsingh9305 Lol

@@secoTheSonicFan that’s still experimenting though, their experimenting what they find to be interesting and entertaining and are learning how it works, attempting to recreate and do it over multiple times until they eventually get it right. Just cause somethings fun doesn’t mean it isn’t educational.