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⬇LINKS TO SOURCES AND TO LEARN MORE BELOW ⬇
get your own twizz mug: geni.us/TwistTopMug
Hyperboloids on Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbo...
Build a hyperbolic slot with LEGO: www.instructables.com/id/LEGO...
Make Anything’s HYPERBOLIC SLOT video: • Making the Straight Po...
Another hyperbolic slot video: • Straight Rod Passing T...
Hermes display: m.9gag.com/gag/av8o5eZ
Wolfram CDF’s:
Petr Maxine’s “Plane Cross Sections of the Surface of a Cone”: demonstrations.wolfram.com/Pl...
Mark Peterson’s “Connecting Skew Axles with Hyperboloidal Gears”: demonstrations.wolfram.com/Co...
Bruce Atwood’s “Hyperboloid as a Ruled Surface”: demonstrations.wolfram.com/Hy...
cooling tower image from: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi...
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Michael Stevens
PO Box 33168
L.A. CA 90033
**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannaynaycanaynay )
VFX by
Jack Merline
Music from AudioNetwork
(www.audionetwork.com)
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3

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Комментарии : 16 тыс.

@Jimmy16.02 5 лет назад

"Uranus has a diameter of more than 50,000km, that's more than a mile" is my quote of the day

@kepalabangang7954 5 лет назад

Good cover up. Make me lol 😂

@rydemk4168 5 лет назад

Seems like something Half as Interesting would say

@lefrise5 5 лет назад

I had to stop the video to laugh

@yourfriend5144 5 лет назад

I paused the video, went back a little and play it again. Coz I was like, was he talking about something else!??🤣

@rexxe001 5 лет назад

And is the 2nd farthest planet from the Sun

@Hraesvelgr44 4 года назад

I don’t think that he ever recovered from those 3 days in isolation

@yuvalbar1775 3 года назад

lol

@alx2900 3 года назад

And he never will

@user-kd3wp1pl4r 3 года назад

TRUE

@Bonifac2002 3 года назад

that would be actually *very* unfortunate, even sad, given this talented genius :(

@madkirk7431 3 года назад

He never did.

@MaxPalaro 7 месяцев назад

In 40 seconds he said what everyone was thinking. Uranus LOL

@nicolasmiranda1598 5 месяцев назад

Oi max

@xxriellixx978yt3 2 месяца назад

I wasnt

@Kynga716 9 месяцев назад

Also, the chocolate starfish transition was beautifully placed

@actingempty3108 4 года назад

The Michael we knew never left that isolation chamber.

@actingempty3108 4 года назад

@@maxnaz47 r/whoosh

@maxnaz47 4 года назад

@@actingempty3108 officially the laziest, un-original comment of 2020, congrats...

@actingempty3108 4 года назад

@@maxnaz47 Wasn't 2020 here buckaroo

@actingempty3108 4 года назад

Hell it still isn't

@TheyTookStrawb 4 года назад

@@actingempty3108 haha I win it's 2020

@herminator1613 3 года назад

"Uranus has a diameter of 50 000km, thats more than a mile!" Top 10 scientists Einstein was to afraid to battle

@Louise_Moura 3 года назад

I mean, he ain't wrong

@somedude6833 3 года назад

Wow I didn’t know scientists battled! Is it with swords, guns or bare fists?

@animationtime7265 3 года назад

@@pickle_256 woosh to you

@DamianSzajnowski 3 года назад

@@somedude6833 Varied. Ockham used a razor. That overpowered Newton guy used a flaming laser sword!

@aeizn1012 3 года назад

i didn't even notice the first time i watched the video

@lunganigumede6678 5 месяцев назад

This is the most insane thumbnail he could’ve chosen

@remmingtonotieno7756 Год назад

My 'Geometry for Engineers' teacher tried to explain conic sections to me for an entire semester. This funny chap did it in a just a few minutes as part of a hilarious, informative video. thanks Michael

@ascen9824 4 года назад

“Uranus has a diameter of 50,000 Kilometers. That’s more than a MILE” Brilliant. 👏

@tishaflorence1009 4 года назад

He's not wrong

@thatcrystalpie 4 года назад

@@tishaflorence1009 u right u right

@supman2600 4 года назад

.org

@peen9271 4 года назад

Was not wrong

@Nevernotpushing 4 года назад

A Person when u put it like that

@JohnBread69 4 года назад

the text "michael's toys" displayed on a tube with a very questionably shaped end makes me uneasy

@lei2069 4 года назад

Hmm..

@fazbruh 4 года назад

The music doesn’t help lol

@abrokenthing470 4 года назад

John Bread at first I thought it was a flesh light

@Nah_Bohdi 4 года назад

....and how much does succ weigh?

@fazbruh 4 года назад

It’s some heavy stuff 🥵🤤😩

@NeoN-PeoN 6 месяцев назад

Only a guy like Sauce could consider a cup to be "his toy".

@user-tk4hg3cx2j 7 месяцев назад

I love this moment in Austin Powers, but in a variation of a science joke - it's the best one I've ever heard in my life.

@philipfahy9658 5 лет назад

I legitimately can no longer tell if Michael makes educational or comedic content.

@Qrook 5 лет назад

both

@_Dio_Brando_69 5 лет назад

Why not both?

@LilRotte3 5 лет назад

Why not both?

@muranki1293 5 лет назад

Why not both?

@whenjoke 5 лет назад

Why not both?

@stonksfromcs1224 4 года назад

“It looks a little bit like,” *Uranus*

@mrantidot09 4 года назад

Hahahahaha😆

@OzzyTheRaven 4 года назад

Is 55,000 kilometers wide, that's more than a mile!

@Abstract2950 4 года назад

Wow it’s tempting to mess up the likes on this comment

@ryanchristophergregorio9026 4 года назад

When it's closed it's very tight

@dankay2697 4 года назад

Ain_Sly yes everyone else watched the video too

@do811 Год назад

I always love how these videos end before it feels like it has started, keeps me engaged even if i dont know i am.

@lemmiix 2 года назад

1:38 I'm not short, I'm just twisted.

@sumitroy5204 Год назад

💀

@attackoramic8361 9 месяцев назад

man got the taffy treatment

@ididrollerblade 4 года назад

I clicked this cause i thought Michael was reviewing a fleshlight

@frankichartrand5932 3 года назад

Same

@metallicarabbit 3 года назад

wait... he wasn't reviewing a fleshlight?

@theyoutubeplague3383 3 года назад

Your not wrong but your also not right

@REDSIX 3 года назад

It's one of Michel's toys

@christianpoole6473 3 года назад

@@REDSIX """Michaels toys"""

@aaalbert 4 года назад

Brown probably wasn't the best choice of color for the lid

@huntersaw 4 года назад

Its Uranus

@Cazador1 4 года назад

Better be pink

@scottydu81 4 года назад

It was the only color

@becuz. 4 года назад

oh yes it was

@joshuabalser1731 4 года назад

Would've been kinda nice brown but pink in the center

@suspiciousdoge9yand104 2 года назад

Michael doing gags in a straight face makes it more damn hilarious.

@SK-vg3xh 7 месяцев назад

When I'm sad somehow this manges to appear in my feed. Works like a charm even after all these years.😂😂❤

@AdityaRajuiamunique 5 лет назад

The title should be "How to avoid Demonitization 101"

@Celestias 5 лет назад

More like 400 capstone :D

@paulallen1019 5 лет назад

Au contraire, Demonetization is highly automated with voice recognition and matching againt a blacklist

@olik136 5 лет назад

this is the closest we will get to a new Austin Powers movie

@lankyGigantic 5 лет назад

And that's why it's called D!NG now

@lankyGigantic 5 лет назад

@Footyes I agree, e

@manavgajera4985 5 лет назад

Uranus 🌕 Chocolate starfish ⭐ Leather Cheerios ⭕ Be Whole🐝

@anshsehrawat2628 5 лет назад

hahaha

@panikhalili5920 5 лет назад

I don’t get it

@panikhalili5920 5 лет назад

I mean I get Uranus but not the rest... can someone plz explain?

@igoodygames6468 5 лет назад

@@panikhalili5920 yeah same honestly , that and Bee Hole but idk the rest or get it

@cloudy7971 5 лет назад

leather refers to skin and cheerios are a sort of hole human star fishes can create chocolate metaphorically

@PugCuber Год назад

this is where I learned about Conic Sections long before I even took Pre-Calc thanks Michael

@mahadevan4o344 7 месяцев назад

i love Michael's intro's it makes me watch the entire episode

@greglarson4253 4 года назад

The thumbnail made it look like quite an interesting toy.

@missingno2401 4 года назад

it didnt help that it said michaels toys

@mcj0014 4 года назад

Greg Larson oh no...lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

@greglarson4253 4 года назад

Lol just seen this has 69 likes.

@richie7687 4 года назад

@@missingno2401 fr

@b-ri1338 4 года назад

Butthole

@Jamie_kemp 5 лет назад

"uranus has a diameter of over 50,000 kilometres" "that's more than a mile" 🤣

@LARAUJO_0 5 лет назад

I'm pretty sure he stole that from Half as Interesting

@silverhusky7993 5 лет назад

He's not wrong

@brnico6184 5 лет назад

Not funny

@jmbat4435 5 лет назад

@@brnico6184 c'mon it is a bit right?

@bucket2891 5 лет назад

@@brnico6184 I can't understand how a human can have this much hatred.

@enderlore1337 Год назад

3:06 Bros computer is holding on for dear life 💀💀💀

@Netbug 11 месяцев назад

4:38 He's become self-aware.

@sebonance3178 3 года назад

Michael is dodging demonization like Neo from the matrix

@corbettbalcaitis 3 года назад

I wonder how many people come back to this video just to watch the doging

@aoliravioli 3 года назад

* Demonetization

@scrambledeggs1295 3 года назад

@@aoliravioli he said what he meant

@spaceship7007 3 года назад

Michael please don't become a demon we still need you here

@bragapedro 3 года назад

@@corbettbalcaitis count me on those statistics

@marcelx2x137 5 лет назад

Michael blink twice in your next video if you lost the password to Vsauce.

@DujiBuji 5 лет назад

www.reddit.com/r/vsauce/comments/86a49b/can_anyone_tell_me_why_the_vsauce_videos_of/dw4fhoc Here he explains why he is not uploading the videos to vsauce

@zatty232 5 лет назад

@@DujiBuji i love you.

@forloop7713 5 лет назад

@@DujiBuji but he hasn't uploaded at all

@iMykie 5 лет назад

Lennard tyvm

@randomdude9135 5 лет назад

@@DujiBuji I wanna marryyyyy you

@jaredszigeti-jonasson Год назад

Im loving these spaceballs esque transitions

@artfx9 Год назад

That looks very tight. Thank you!

@qkhs0217 5 лет назад

Top 4 ways to avoid demonetization: 0:33 1:00 2:55 7:05

@TheGreenKnight500 5 лет назад

You won't believe number five!

@raimohoft1236 5 лет назад

@@TheGreenKnight500 Nr. 2 ? 😉

@derjon5 5 лет назад

These clues all add up! It looks like a butthole, duh.

@matyas94k 5 лет назад

Looks like chocolate chips. www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/white-belgian-chocolate-edible-anus/

@freeziboi3249 5 лет назад

@@matyas94k Goddammit dude, come on, you know what that's my fault for clicking.

@theanonpix3373 5 лет назад

Michael's toys *SHOWS A CUP THAT LOOKS LIKE A FLESH LIGHT*

@aritheplebian2129 5 лет назад

I WAS WAITING

@sextuspompeius1266 5 лет назад

My first thought

@thesephiam 5 лет назад

It’s all I could think about after he said toy The name of the mug is “Twizz mug”. Heres a math problem. What if “Tw”=“J”?

@jedwalker5986 5 лет назад

As you can see, when it's closed it looks like....

@_D.I.G_ 5 лет назад

good idea, imma try it

@circuitguy1010 4 месяца назад

The cuts are Incredible.

@AdiPearStudios Год назад

IDK why but I really find this video satisfying/relaxing.

@beretperson 5 лет назад

Ah yes, so much more family friendly than DONG, which never existed.

@BurgahBoyy 5 лет назад

Mateo Gg D!NG has always been named D!NG

@want-diversecontent3887 5 лет назад

HouseHoldSheep there is still evidence those greedy moneygrabbers i'll break their server one day

@inzanozulu 5 лет назад

Must be the Mandela effect because I clearly remember it being called something different

@user-hn5ve5gk3e 5 лет назад

@@inzanozulu It ALWAYS was DONG

@xxfillex 5 лет назад

@@user-hn5ve5gk3e *D!NG you mean right? It has always been called that.

@wishiwasabear 5 лет назад

*Michael drinks from a fleshlight* "Wait, that's not my hyperboloid mug"

@ArizonaHeat84 5 лет назад

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Nice job!

@degraj418 5 лет назад

Ugh you burned that image in my head

@stevecolour8010 5 лет назад

I wanted to write something along those lines but i guess you beat me to it

@flowshiseprocessing7864 5 лет назад

Why must you sin my soul

@finbob5 5 лет назад

@@ArizonaHeat84 Why?

@violetsweet1660 5 месяцев назад

You are a noble soldier in the fight for the Rightful Measure Radian

@jonathankrzeszewski9010 9 месяцев назад

i was hesitant for months to not click on this video and now i see why i had that feeling.

@aumv3606 5 лет назад

Michael: **Puts water on Cheerios** **Several people are typing**

@Alphasoldier 5 лет назад

I died a little.

@bigsquatch 5 лет назад

SOMEBODY NOTICED!

@lumps17 5 лет назад

You think he can afford milk with the amount he spends on HIS TOYS??

@jameswalker199 5 лет назад

Didn't those Jedwood people do that?

@brianmiller1077 5 лет назад

Author and vlogger John Green applauds

@chugent3361 4 года назад

Alternate title: "The struggle of staying monetized in 2019"

@ImTheBluestBird 3 года назад

He’s always been like this, there’s no struggle for this insane man

@exxxtramost 3 года назад

Success has allowed Michael to approach a more unhinged persona

@FJTHEGOON 3 года назад

Lol that was my original comment

@SquidishJune 3 года назад

Well this comment had 2020 likes ...... good luck

@zaflowgalactic 6 месяцев назад

This is your best work yet! 🤣 I literally spit out my coffee when you mentioned the diameter of Uranus! 🤣

@NileForce2214 2 года назад

the comic sans font being tracked to the flashlight of a water bottle is the cherry on top

@tony69979 5 лет назад

Adsence: hey Michael how much family friendly is your content Michael: Yes

@borip765 5 лет назад

how much family friendly is

@AP-pb6tc 5 лет назад

You stole this comment to call it your own

@HastelNox97 5 лет назад

Everyone: hey Antoine Obeid how good is your grammar? Antoine Obeid: Yes

@DanielRieger 5 лет назад

Not very family friendly to put water in cereal

@toodangslow1799 5 лет назад

Would have also said yes if I was responding to you

@asebiii 5 лет назад

"When it's closed, it looks a litte bit like...Uranus!" ~Michael, 2019

@GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад

You don't even have to edit these anymore.

@Houssemcharf 5 лет назад

Uranus ... rotate perfectly ...

@D413373R 5 лет назад

Everyone was thinking it and he went there XD

@falpsdsqglthnsac 5 лет назад

“...has a diameter of 50,000 kilometers. That’s more than a mile.” Yeah, of course that’s more than a mile. Clearly that first episode of Mind Field has had some chronic effects.

@Thoroughly_Wet 5 лет назад

I remember a substitute teacher had us say ur-uh-nis instead of Uranus because, "scientists say it's the proper way." Idk if that's true, but I always assumed it was because she didn't want to say "Your anus"

@vitalchance1032 2 года назад

Why i like v sauce -- He is clear, precise, articulate, and thorough...; A very good teacher..

@6eloved 2 года назад

Oh thank god, I did the deepest dive to find this information!

@GvinahGui 5 лет назад

"This looks like... Uranus." "Be Whole. Be Complete. Be a 100%." Damn, you really did it! LOL

@horizon3064 5 лет назад

Guilherme you missed just a few

@Arma_kashi 5 лет назад

Be Whole

@arjunpratapsingh9809 5 лет назад

Be Complete UrAnUs!

@arjunpratapsingh9809 5 лет назад

Aditya Das I made that in 7th Grade

@mikebarnes7441 5 лет назад

What a funny joke for a 5 year old

@thdremily 3 года назад

The image of Michael holding a sphincter while “Michael’s toys” is displayed in neon should be in a museum

@probablynotviolet 3 года назад

toys if you know what what I mean

@probablynotviolet 3 года назад

I am high

@thdremily 3 года назад

@@probablynotviolet Enjoy it bro, keep fylin'

@DeltaTony 3 года назад

@@probablynotviolet crring

@declaniii6324 3 года назад

@@probablynotviolet lmfao I love these two replies together so much

@timnixon2889 2 года назад

I love the addition of the humor..

@Xanderall 5 месяцев назад

LOVED LOVED LOVED the Austin Powers-esque homages!!

@PeepsMichael 4 года назад

This is the most hilarious episode of Michael’s Toys ever.

@bizarreness 4 года назад

MichaelR8783 how to ruin a comment with lots of likes and no replys:

@untitledfolder1704 4 года назад

@Sefidicus133 4 года назад

omg so true ;D

@theinstantnoodle9628 4 года назад

Eh heh heh. Cough. Heh.

@stoopidfast9750 4 года назад

“Toys”

@artzanolli 5 лет назад

"FIFTY THOUSAND kilometers! That's more than a mile." Truly.

@Bootleg_Jones 5 лет назад

I remember learning that in school

@Ring_nuts 5 лет назад

That's atleast FOUR football fields!

@Matio25091 5 лет назад

r/technicallythetruth

@UnrulyGoats 5 лет назад

TRUUEEE

@stskyline8468 5 лет назад

reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth

@unnaturallynatural8885 2 года назад

michael looks like he is devoid of humor but also a bundle of amusement

@all0utmetal735 Год назад

The ol Austin Powers skit. We’ll done and thanks for bringing it back

@charliesymons1409 5 лет назад

50,000km > 1mile Well done this man genius

@smorrow 5 лет назад

There are more brain cells in your brain than there are brains in your entire body - Ken M

@Gbzildo 5 лет назад

GeNIuS AleRT

@Vaaaaadim 5 лет назад

You learn something new every day

@MrMarsFromEarth 5 лет назад

@@smorrow speak for yourself!

@zitroxlpthegreenone9324 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@peanislayer 5 лет назад

Michael: I'm being Mugged Critikal: Hold my Flesh light

@Dyndicat 5 лет назад

This is the best mugging of All Time.

@juggernaut3338 5 лет назад

Fleshlight/Circumcisor

@vasili1207 5 лет назад

Seriously go get laid you weirdo..... Incel

@HelloKittyFanMan. 5 лет назад

"Hold my random capital letters, too."

@sagatduhking5843 5 лет назад

@@vasili1207 Hi im norm.

@Zr0din 9 месяцев назад

Never thought I would see this kind of thing from you.

@dmonvisigoth1651 5 месяцев назад

I love the Austin Powers style editing! ("Johnson!") I too listened to Limp Bizkit when I was in middle school. I don't feel so much like a moron knowing Michael did as well.

@qwiznoes 4 года назад

"When closed, it looks a little bit like-" "URANUS has a diamater of 50,000 kilometers, thats more than a MILE!" Michael that joke is golden thank you

@shinooo8291 4 года назад

korn's burger king meetup In more ways than one.

@taiyoctopus2958 4 года назад

brown joke

@leocoelho12 4 года назад

Can you explain me this joke? What is the other meaning of mile? I'm not a native speaker

@Crackhog 4 года назад

@@leocoelho12 just like how the entire earth is heavier than a feather

@leocoelho12 4 года назад

@@Crackhog thank you!

@PuffDaGoat 4 года назад

No one: Michael: **hits himself with a fleshlight*

@yukaira 4 года назад

@The Zak you're too young

@croxtr8358 4 года назад

Oh god no it’s not one of “them “ if you were to use it that way it would be um.......nvm.

@forkbender3592 4 года назад

Big yikes

@matei1974 4 года назад

@@croxtr8358 It's a *white and sticky* kool aid deposit

@Achilles4455 4 года назад

Puff -_- I wonder how it feels 🥵

@g_rr_tt 6 месяцев назад

thank you for the multivariable calculus refresher

@lloydlineske2642 2 года назад

This was pretty great my guy.

@BackPainGarage 5 лет назад

All the thumbs downs are people who are angry that you put water in the cereal bowl...

@iraelliott992 5 лет назад

I didn't vote. Not because of the watered cereal, but more for the fact that he didn't demonstrate how water tight the seal was. I was waiting the entire video for him to flip it upside down. Not once.

@AndreLeRoux81 5 лет назад

Bruh! 'Water in cereal' is the new 'pineapple on pizza'

@gegarcia19831 5 лет назад

@@iraelliott992 Not Once!

@JesusMeza3 5 лет назад

idk why people put another animal's milk into some dry food instead of water

@Conchobhar 5 лет назад

But, is cereal *soup?*

@Matt_10203 5 лет назад

"50,000 kilometers! Thats more than a mile! Damn Michael, out here dropping truth bombs.

@Mean_16z 5 лет назад

Lmfao

@HarumashimaLT 5 лет назад

but he was right tho. It is more than a mile, what a legend

@memes_from_mars 5 лет назад

*Uranus is big!*

@dandan-ww6lz 5 лет назад

HarumashimaLT he never said it wasn’t regard

@OhhYasssh 5 лет назад

LMFAO i was playing it back and back to understand where i'm wrong

@CarlosBorrego 2 года назад

Ok, I saw this video inside a blog, inside a feed reader... but I had to come here to say how great this is. I mean, it combines serious physics with simple jokes, is fun, is nice to look, is really great produced, and it has jokes that kids may no undersand. I'm stand up and claping. Not really

@The-Fox09 9 месяцев назад

Him mentioning that limp bizkit album is what sparked my interest in this channel

@Ribbons0121R121 5 лет назад

"it looks a little bit like- URANUS..has a diameter" nice save

@matteofabbris7877 5 лет назад

ur-anus

@abimanyub6194 4 года назад

@@matteofabbris7877XDDDD

@behindthemask5477 4 года назад

Ribbons0121 R121 Your profile pic though. Nice.

@uglytomato20 4 года назад

Mighty Man *cringe :/*

@joynigam4151 4 года назад

"of 50,000 km, that's more than a mile"

@william7809 3 года назад

0:22 the name "michael's toys" together with the shape of the mug lid makes me feel extremely uncomfortable

@7empest_mi 3 года назад

lmaoo, exactly

@Flightsimmovies 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂omg

@CrimsonRTZOffical 3 года назад

Plus his face to lmao

@OryxTheMadGod3 3 года назад

fleshlight

@PCrailfan3790 3 года назад

Why

@96unicorns Год назад

That's one way to keep the RU-vid gods happy

@phsiic1271 2 года назад

michael's toys logo over the fleshlight is quite possibly the funniest thing to ever exist

@rakhimondal5949 5 лет назад

He's slowly becoming insane and people around him are thinking he's joking.

@MultiFabar 5 лет назад

rakhi mondal aren’t we all a bit insane

@seanmcgrath3826 5 лет назад

@@MultiFabar Everyone is at least a little bit insane. Otherwise the world wouldn't work

@pumpkin_314 5 лет назад

Oh My Holy God O M H G

@user-vz7mu4su9n 5 лет назад

@@seanmcgrath3826 I can imagine someone saying this over and over while rocking back and forth in the corner.

@justghostie4948 5 лет назад

We know, we don't care, because we like it

@MattOBrienOfficial 5 лет назад

As you can see when it’s closed, it looks a little bit like _Uranus_ has a diameter of more than 50,000 Km *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

@valk5043 5 лет назад

And it looks more like a *be whole* be complete, be 100%

@Fladens 5 лет назад

That's more than a mile you know?

@KateSparkle 5 лет назад

And it's out of this world

@platypuschallenger 5 лет назад

Leather cheerio

@themangleberry8772 5 лет назад

... that's more than a mile!

@totallymady42069 7 месяцев назад

This is a masterpiece

@strictlyaesthetic9202 Год назад

Genius... Clever..... Very informative...... HOW IT IS DONE.

@Sluggernaut 5 лет назад

Thumbnail: Michael explains sphincters with great excitement! SOLD!

@alexj136 5 лет назад

Wait -- is he excitedly explaining sphincters, or explaining sphincters that are excited?

@Sluggernaut 5 лет назад

@@alexj136 Thats for the courts to decide.

@vincenttavani6380 5 лет назад

Michael: *doesn't say anus* Also Michael: *pours water into cereal* RU-vid: demonetize

@nixnix22 5 лет назад

Are you not aware of the sexiness in pouring water into cereal?

@aniyilator 5 лет назад

SSSSHHH! You can't say that! (children are watching)

@rust3152 Год назад

@@patrickmcleod111 ok pat

@Wyi-the-rogue Год назад

Haha u funi man

@weaa00 Год назад

@@Wyi-the-rogue thanks i always 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢

@anthonyyojimbowilliams4475 9 месяцев назад

Hahahaaa 😂 I discovered Michael only a month ago, I know right where have I been...thank you for the content. My cheeks hurt now...

@maxc6963 9 месяцев назад

wow not only do you have mastery in 3d figure but also comedy. i appreciate the austin powers bit hahahaa

@whatthe239 5 лет назад

Glad to see the D!NG channel (Which has always been called D!NG) is still putting out family friendly content which will not lead to demonetization.

@deluxeassortment 5 лет назад

He sure is riding the line with his anus coffee mug

@CloudedByKatana 5 лет назад

Always has been called D!NG and has never been called anything that would be considered "non advertiser friendly"

@CloudedByKatana 5 лет назад

@@poisonousiodine1769 What is this mysterious "DONG" you speak of Hmmmm

@GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад

you'd be lucky to be sponsoring this man and his perfectly family friendly content

@konsta7783 5 лет назад

Ur an.... Uranus U

@angwydud 5 лет назад

@SirBanana Are you the banana from the markiplier "banana video"???? (Too lazy to write the name...)

@KiemPlant 5 лет назад

@@angwydud Lol, it probably took more time to type "(too lazy to type...)" Than to actually type it out fully, but okay.

@WilhelmWilder 5 лет назад

0:31 😂😂

@angwydud 5 лет назад

@@KiemPlant Nah ik how life works :I

@Val-sl6ng Год назад

Haha, I'm happy I've watched this, thank you

@cubonefan3 Год назад

“Be whole, be complete, be 100%” is now tattooed on my back.

@isaiasgarcia8687 5 лет назад

waters cereal... THIS MAN JUST SINNED!

@doublesystem9790 5 лет назад

He just ascended beyond everyone else

@maddietrivitayakhun8922 5 лет назад

Im not the only one to think this!!

@AintNoJuice 5 лет назад

How it`s called the cereal sauce...? I forgot the name... Aam.... Milk?

@blahblahkmk2912 5 лет назад

U have no evidence there’s no water in the bowl

@DexyD20 Год назад

I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but I think your privilege is showing a tad bit. I see you've never had to down the powder at the bottom of a rice bag for your daily vitamins and fight strays for roadkill for your daily protein before. I'm not tryin to be rude but maybe you shouldn't knock it till you try starving until it tastes good. Michael has been through some stuff man! You can't just shame him for the animal the world has made him! fr tho, all just jokes! I hope no one takes me seriously and everyone has a good laugh😅🤣💜

@Mantulisme 5 лет назад

Hey i've seen mugs like that before in my big bros bedroom.

@SaladRostrum 5 лет назад

Ayyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂👏👏👌👌👌😭😭

@vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад

lmao

@michaljurc7208 5 лет назад

What are you doing step-bro?!

@mr.t107 5 лет назад

@@lfinch150 bruh wtf

@DvDick 5 лет назад

@@lfinch150 *bruh #2 sound effect*

@user-qo8js3qk5z Год назад

Simply amazing.

@cmklusman 5 лет назад

Jesus, the Austin Powers style cuts. Amazing. I love it.

@Hamuelin 5 лет назад

I'm glad some other people saw it. Incredible films.

@MovieBuffConnorJamieson 5 лет назад

A bit of fry and Laurie did a pretty similar thing first. Look up their Barman sketch it's so funny

@ZiPolishHammer 5 лет назад

It looks like a giant- "Woody, Woody Nelson is that you?"

@Pickle-oh 5 лет назад

@@ZiPolishHammer that isn't a pecker, it looks like someone's - PRIVATES, WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT

@raver377 5 лет назад

it reminded me a bit of the naked gun movies and policesquad series ^^

@RadiantSkiddMarx 4 года назад

I thought he was holding a "Vsauce Michael" Fleshlight™.

@MrCODEmaster00 4 года назад

Alt+0153 for the win, the little trademark character makes this joke. (And yes, I know the alt-code off hand because " Soon™ " is an unfortunate common phrase for some games.)

@rohlankaal9171 4 года назад

🤣🤣

@seairis616 4 года назад

Molded from his own balloon knot.

@ghost_ship_supreme 4 года назад

“Michael’s toys”

@romanjacobs6287 4 года назад

What is a Fleshlight??? Everyone is mentioning it, but I don't get it.

@Rpearce79 5 месяцев назад

Very good video! Great comedy added in!

@KurtBob Год назад

The limp biscuit reference is class.

@Nate-gi7no 3 года назад

They really shouldn’t have made the top brown.

@AetharWolf 3 года назад

Would you rather it be pink?

@lucejustluce2543 3 года назад

Yes

@deathedell215 3 года назад

i would rather skintone bc then i wont feel as lonely as normal

@AetharWolf 3 года назад

@@deathedell215 relatable

@artemisfowldragon 3 года назад

Better than red

@EmoFox9 3 года назад

Who else is greatly disappointed with the lack of a leak test

@ElectricMahatama 3 года назад

Your mom.

@Mfdoorway 3 года назад

I own one, it’s actually great. Doesn’t leak at all when tightened

@aitotem 3 года назад

@@Mfdoorway Noice

@jordynozymandias374 3 года назад

@@ElectricMahatama we can go home boys the ultimate joke has been made

@justynpryce 3 года назад

@@jordynozymandias374 Have we just *achieved comedy* ?

@yamheadman Год назад

I love this so much ❤😂😂

@cvp5882 Год назад

Fantastic sphincter jokes. Top notch. Well played, sir

@cheesecakelasagna 5 лет назад

Me: fleshlight Michael Stevens, an intellectual: *hyperboloid*

@hypercatsinspace7625 5 лет назад

What is a fleshligh?!

@condemontanelas11 5 лет назад

@@hypercatsinspace7625 its 2019 use the damn google.

@taraskovacevic9345 5 лет назад

Micheal Stevens is not an intellectual

@forloop7713 5 лет назад

@@hypercatsinspace7625 A device used yo created light powered by a battery

@FplusETVChannel 5 лет назад

Martin S no, that’s a flashlight. He’s talking about a fleshlight

@muffins12313 4 года назад

Are we just gonna ignore that Michael just put water on his Cheerios?

@ariq45 4 года назад

*you question that? the man eat donut out of TOILET water*

@boltoms 4 года назад

Thank you!

@goldengears5355 4 года назад

@@ariq45 After he made this video. Micheal did that after he made this video.

@goldengears5355 4 года назад

@@ariq45 And if you reply saying that this guy made his comment after the video the counter will be that he is watching these videos in chronological order and hasn't seen it yet.