Yeah, I don't get it. I keep my resume and other job-related stuff in their own folder. Keeping it in downloads or desktop or anything else where crap ends up is asking for trouble.
Sending your resignation letter or an Excel spreadsheet of all your rejections instead of your cv sounds like something out of a sitcom where the writers really like irony.
How can one person be so confident in themselves that they'd have their nudes and CV on the same device let alone have them close enough to confuse them
If you’re the kind of person who keeps enema fanfic on your computer you need to bury it a few folders deep, not only to avoid situations like these but also just out of common decency.
The "pissing on my grave" one really got me. One time in 8th grade, instead of sending my teacher a video of a rube Goldberg machine I made, I sent her one of me baby-talking to my cat about science.
1:16 has to be one of the most accidentally genius passive aggressive CVs I've ever seen I love it how there's three categories - Randomness - Attack - wtf is that doing in the same folder
5:28 honestly sending in your DND character sheet implies it's the character applying for the job and I don't know about you but I'd hire the dwarf bard over some regular dude any day
Lmao. Watch them come into work cosplaying as that character. Like someone just walks into work with a bow and some fake elf ears or someone who’s shorter comes in and just says their a halfling lmao.
I'd love to receive someones AD+D character sheet instead of their CV. The potential to call them up as a dungeon master and address them as their character would be the opportunity of a lifetime!
I want an explanation as to why "the problem with pissing on my grave is that you eventually run out of piss" made me laugh so hard my whole body hurt.
i had to google because i didn't know the word "enema" in english and now i feel like my entire innocence has been disrupted despite enemas not being the worst thing ive read about
Im goign to create a folder called “CV ROULETTE” on my computer. most of the files are copies of my CV but some are shitposts. it’ll make getting a job a bit more exciting
i once sent my teacher a picture of bill nye with the text "consider the following: Pee your pants" instead of an assignment on accident. That teacher didnt like me before and certainly didnt like me after.
I remember being so upset that I sent a resume with 1 misspelling to a potential company during my job hunt in my last semester of college. I feel better about that now.
I can send the politest emails ever and still worry about coming across as rude. How could someone, let alone as many people as in this video, fuck up so bad??
@@user-wc3wu2mx3m There are so many people in the world, chances are what we saw was just a fraction of a fraction of the shit that happens. Now I kinda feel a tiny bit sorry for the HR people dealing with job applications, maybe. I might start doing it on purpose now after seeing this.. Those 'entry-level' jobs paying barely above minimum wage but requiring 5+ years of intense and specific experience in a random field. Yeah, expect some weird shit in your inbox.
Torn between wanting to hire someone who will accept not being paid and understanding that they would expect to not work either... And before you defend communism, they don't accept furries in USSR, anything except traditional family sent you to Siberia.
No wonder unemployment is so high right now. Also if I were to hire someone, I will certainly hire the person who sends me a Jamie Oliver recipe. That man's a legend.
Okay, the only mistake that I can see genuinely happening is the “coronavirus statistics in September 2020” one, because if both the CV and the coronavirus statistics were labelled as CV in the documents folder (and then maybe coronavirus one had “_09_2020” to the end of it, or something like that) then I can understand accidentally attaching that instead of the CV. Anything else was just plain stupidity
A lot of people don't rename documents so they'll have an file named dhjab_1663.png and 627dhak_rhha_agaj.pdf(2) and one is their CV and one is a meme and they misclicked
Am I the only one who finds it weird that a lot of those people somehow managed to, out of all the files, send the absolute worst ones you could send to your employer?
honestly i could see it happening. some people don't clear out their downloads folder and don't rename their files, so it only takes one mouse slip for them to accidentally pick "image (9).png" instead of "image (8).png" and upload the last meme they sent instead of their resume.
A lot of these you might be able to laugh it off if you have a cool boss but the person who sent their own nude absolutely has to just move on and never think about that company ever again
I was having a really terrible day but this made me laugh and I actually feel better now. So thank you, and all the people who sent weird things to potential employers, you at least made one person happier.
i once had to write a whole ass paragraph about computers n shit and i accidentally attached an ed sheeran in a gingerbread suit image and i got a 10/10
I had a real story back when we were on quarantine. Me and my friends were memeing in our group sending each other pictures of coffins. Yknow. And after that I needed to capture my work, edit it so it'll look good on computer, compile the photos into a pdf file and send it up. Basically my compiling app broke and on the last page of my work pdf file was a picture of a pink coffin. I have another story with the same compiling app. I sent my work, it was unchecked, I also sent it to my friend and he told me "girl, there are 70 random drawings on the last page. It's very cute but are you sure they need to be here?". I went "oh sht" and changed the file immediately.
Pro tip: make a folder on your desktop that's called "CV", "resume", something along those lines. The only file that should be in it is your resume. This is so there is no way in hell that you accidentally send them furry futanari enema porn instead of your resume.
I am a drama student focused on design and I was supposed to send my teacher a soundscape I'd made for homework. I had two versions of the file, the intended version with an appropriate file name and comprehendible metadata. The other was titled "fempyro fuckdoll", it was attributed to "mommy milkies" and was the exact same audio file except at the end I'd added the majima everywhere sound effects as well as running footsteps. Guess which one got submitted.
Valid. My preliminary files always have dumb names and they only get renamed into something halfway decent when I finish the final version. I once had a holiday assignment abbreviated as HOLI ASS AA and forgot to rename the final version to 'Holiday Assignment 2020" before submitting. I only realised a week later when I was checking for feedback.
When I was in highschool, my class got to do a huge art project and I drew a sketch of it digitally. I brought it to school on a USB that previously belonged to my older brother... I had to open the "Bepis", not click on the "soem shit" but instead on the "school stuff" and then opened a file named "whatevenisthis.jpg" with my teacher watching very closely what I was doing. I still have that USB and didn't delete anything on it.
6:45 I can imagine the doctor's thinking it was intended being like "Uh, guys this isn't any disease I've ever heard of... could it be like that tree man?"
I have one I accidentally gave away my childhood diary that I wrote during my emo phase to someone they asked me for a few books I hope my emo phase will keep them entertained
My life's a mess and I'm chronically underemployed, but I've never sent something embarrassing instead of my resume. In fact, I don't even keep my resume in the same folder as other stuff. Can I have one of the jobs these people were applying for?
Back in college I created an entirely separate *user account* on my laptop for school presentations. I wanted 0% chance of anything unwanted/private being projected up on the screen for the whole class to see.
The ones who sent recipes instead of their CVs aren't so bad. My mom, while working as a secretary, once got a fax with a recipe with no context. She actually tried making it
I'm begging, just save your resume in a separate folder or something and you won't run the risk of having potential employers see you wrote a fanfiction about someone getting an ENEMA.
i recognised that enema fanfic immediately but also haven’t seen it in several years and i had SUCH a visceral reaction when it popped up on the screen
Wasn't to an employer, but I accidentally sent my lecturer my amazon receipt for the Mr Bean Ultimate Collection box set I bought for my friend instead of my report on native trees 😬😬 She wasn't concerned about the mix up but said she was more disappointed in me for choosing to spend my money on a Mr Bean box set
I used to send memes to a coworker on Fridays to make her laugh. One time without thinking I sent it to the company reports email instead, which was used to update management about the day’s tasks and events. So three memes (one about Swedish banana pizza, one about a burning traffic light, and one Scrubs meme featuring Obama and Justin Trudeau) went to my manager, the sales manager, and the company owner. I didn’t get in trouble, thankfully, but I was so embarrassed I could’ve died.
I have no idea why but the one that sent the resignation letter just took me out. Seriously it's 2:30am, and I literally woke up the whole house and possibly some neighbours with how loud I was laughing - Christ on the cross I haven't laughed that genuinely hard in ages, thank you so much.
@@roofogato it's a surprisingly well-written fanfiction featuring 1 former member and 1 current member of the band Panic! At The Disco. it's also a milk enema, which is how it got its name: the milk fic
Seeing all the random and utterly wonderful shit saved onto people’s computers makes me feel like a part of some weird community. It’s strangely wholesome and I can’t place why. Anyway, I almost woke my sleeping husband with my late night stifled giggles, and I needed a good laugh, so thank you.
