I just ctrl+V'd with no idea what it'd be and it was... nothing 💀 I had nothing copied. Please do not fabricate replies but do feel free to paste here, RIGHT NOW as you're reading this, and if anything appears, hit reply! 😊
I am all of those and more ( I can turn female so I can be a girlboss). Low-key I'm a god. They call me Loki. I'm the one they want see low-key. I'm the god most wanted Loki and I love to love me.
@@osasunaitor I though that since it didn't say the age of Mrs. Faster she might have been on life support and the scissors cut the oxygen line. Makes more sense than the friggin' waterbed answer.
Both the 1990 and 2020 adaptations of Roald Dahl's classic children's book, "The Witches," tell the story of a young boy who discovers a group of witches who are plotting to turn all children into mice. While both films share the same source material, they differ in their approaches to storytelling, characterization, and visual effects. One of the most noticeable differences between the two films is their visual styles. The 1990 version, directed by Nicolas Roeg, has a classic, slightly gothic feel to it, with muted colors and practical effects. The witches are portrayed with heavy makeup and prosthetics, which gives them a creepy, otherworldly appearance. In contrast, the 2020 adaptation, directed by Robert Zemeckis, is much more modern and visually stunning. The use of CGI allows for more elaborate and fantastical effects, and the colors are bright and vibrant. The witches' appearance is also different, with their bald heads and elongated fingers giving them a more alien-like appearance. Another key difference is the characterization of the witches. In the 1990 version, the witches are portrayed as cruel and sadistic, with an almost cartoonish villainy. The Grand High Witch, played by Anjelica Huston, is particularly terrifying, with her sharp features and piercing gaze. The 2020 version, on the other hand, takes a more nuanced approach to the witches, giving them a backstory and motivations for their actions. Anne Hathaway's Grand High Witch is still menacing, but she is also more sympathetic, with a tragic backstory that explains her hatred of children. Finally, the two films differ in their pacing and storytelling. The 1990 version follows the book more closely, with a slower pace and a greater emphasis on character development. The 2020 version, while still faithful to the source material, moves at a faster pace and includes more action and adventure. The 2020 version also includes a new character, a young, brave girl who helps the boy defeat the witches. In conclusion, both versions of "The Witches" are enjoyable adaptations of Roald Dahl's classic tale, but they differ in their approach to storytelling, characterization, and visual effects. The 1990 version is more faithful to the source material, with a classic, gothic style and a focus on character development, while the 2020 version is more modern, action-packed, and visually stunning, with a more nuanced approach to the witches' characterization. Ultimately, the choice between the two films comes down to personal preference, but both are sure to delight audiences of all ages. A compare and contrast essay I wrote while really high one night and emailed to myself
As soon as I saw the riddle, I guessed Mrs. Faster had an oxygen tube or something similar and it was cut while she slept, killing her. How the hell are people supposed to guess that she slept on a waterbed? Can you even drown if someone cuts a waterbed? Is that a thing that can happen?
reminds me of the time i somehow copy pasted the deepfried picture of nic cage with the caption "ponography" from homestuck into my art program and i screamed
i was so annoyed when i saw this obviously stupid riddle that i just decided that the scissors were made out of a poisonous material and she tried to eat them
I recently had to take a psychological evaluation, and apparently deciphering and speaking gibberish accurately was one of the tests in order to gauge intelligence. Based on this, Matt Rose must be one of the smartest beings to ever exist in this realm
The waterbed thing sucks because the scissors weren't used to kill her. If the scissors count as what killed her than the socks where also used to kill her since they let the killer move quiet on the carpet that was also used to kill her.
@@Model3140digitalalarmclock. What he’s saying is the scissors weren’t the direct cause of death, the water was. The scissors were a tool just as important as anything else that helped commit the crime, including the carpet allowing the assailant to sneak up on Mrs Faster.
@@Matt_Rose I hate this riddle, I looked it up to and somehow got Jenga, she was killed by the wood falling on her and landing on the handle of the scissors
For the record, love the editing choice to cut back and forth between trying to solve the riddle and slogging through longest, most awkward post (the facebook marketplace one) in between all the rapid fire posts. It's my favorite kind of pacing for humor.
I nearly chocked on my fried mushroom at the associate's name part, lol. How you manage to read these with a straight face never ceases to amaze me, Matt Rose.
I find this a common problem of the riddles I heard. I could just be a dumbass.. but it feels like they thrive on basically gotcha reveals you were literally supposed to pull out of your ass or by some throwaway comment in the beginning. The dumbass theory is still largely common as to why most riddles annoy me... maybe it's just what I heard!
Okay, "drowned in her own waterbed" seems way too convaluted of an answer. I was thinking she had an IV or ventilator of some kind & the murderer cut the tube.
Surely that's not even possible. Are waterbeds even deep enough to drown someone and would the water even stay in place? I'd be inclined to think most of the water would spill out with the weight of the person.
I think it would be funny if Matt did a video on “I stubbed my toe and accidentally said…” because I have seen some absolute brilliant ones on Twitter lmao
i once got into the habit of saying "fridge" instead of swearing, however i accidentally trained my brain into replacing ALL swear words or even mild exclamations with "fridge" halfway through the word which resulted in screaming "CRADGE" whenever i stubbed my toe
I once said "OW, MY KRIFFIN' TOE!!!!!" When I stubbed my toe on the leg of my dining table (I'm a fairly avid Star Wars fan and that's a mild expletive used in the cg animated clone wars series, for those who don't know what that means)
the amount of weird shit ive copied from fanfictions or weird texts with friends and then accidentally pasted them into zoom or class documents is astounding. you'd think i'd have learned by now. have i? NOPE.
I once copied some text in French to look it up on Google translate and found out it was quite nsfw. A bit later I tried to paste something else for a French-speaking friend and... you can guess what I accidentally sent them 💀
I've done that with Russian once. Was copy-pasting a thing in Russian I'd seen on a Q&A forum that turned out to be some rather creative insults. And you can guess what I happened to paste by mistake into a chat room full of people who speak Russian...
Did the same thing like two days ago but with a screenshot of some Mandarin text in a video. It said "damn, so handsome." I sent it to my friend. Help.
A Walter White image as a response to "What idea is the writer concerned about?" Actually works so well as a meta answer. Like ,the writer is concerned about the idea of a complex antihero protagonist.
4:29 i started laughing in the middle of study hall and then I close the tab only to be greeted by a picture of Hitler and Stalin marrying each other that I found in World Studies.
I was watching a twitch stream while writing fanfic and I accidentally copy pasted the ENTIRE FANFIC INTO THE CHAT. It was a slow chat too. So they definitely saw it. And it was a shippy fic too. Kinda steamy. I was so mortified I immediately deleted my entire twitch account.
I almost sent the entire Yoshikage kira speech to my mom once. I was supposed to send her a link to the kaspersky website that was on my clipboard. The only reason that I noticed is because its so fuсking long, so glad that I didn't because I am not about to explain jojo part 4 to her. Edit: spelling error
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
I end up with wierd answers to riddles. The only answer I could think of was: "The scissors were made of metal, and she was allergic to metal." I have no idea anymore
"For example, in all known cases of sexual signal mimicry it is always the male sex that is deceived." As it turns out, this is one of the few things in my clipboard that isn't about snakes bleeding from their eyes.
I have a screenshot of an anime I haven't seen that I found on Images. I also keep forgetting I have my keyboard set to Finnish (I'm learning) and seeing leikepöytä there startled me
4:40 I feel you, Darcy. We've all done it. For anyone curious, that NaNoWriMo document is about 160,000 words, based on my 200,000 characters being about 57,000 words.
I accidentally sent a screen recording of something on my phone to my friend without realizing it was playing one of those audios in the background💀 Thank fuck he didn’t watch it with audio
I resurrected a thirty person outlook group chat from sixth grade three years after it was abandoned because of drama. I meant to send a link to a survey I needed for school to get it to as many random people as possible. I accidentally sent the link to a Taylor Swift music video and everyone in the chat was confused about why I brought back the most cursed chat for a music video.
i just ctrl v'd and got "The star is seen as a “guide on the path of progress and honour,” while the blue stands for the sky. The white stripe corresponds to the snow of the Andes Mountains, the red stripe below reminding citizens of the blood of those who sacrificed themselves for the fatherland."
As a detective I I’m sure I’d have clearance to know she slept on a waterbed smh. I doubt that would even work realistically. The bed would lose water really fast, her struggle would make it faster, along with the weight of the murderer on the bed trying to hold her down. Just using the scissors against her neck as a brace could choke her out, much more effective. Trust me, I’d know
@@Bubblegum-Cupcake If I was being drowned I’m sure I’d wake up pretty quick into it. But I didn’t know mrs faster so I can’t say for sure if she was capable of sleeping through her own murder
6:05 Surely a better answer was that Mrs. Faster was on life support and someone cut the cord with scissors I now realise I am not the first to make this comment
Once, when I was trying to paste a response to someone in virtual classes, I accidentally pasted 5 pages of my fanfiction that I had copied. Note that it was 5 pages from google docs, with the letters being at size 11. Worst part? There were spaces between paragraphs, so I couldn't just click twice and then backspace it.
I don’t know what OS you were using, but ctrl+a will select all content within a text box. You can then use backspace. If you were on iOS, you can gently shake your phone to find the undo button, or double tap a word to find the select all button
Yeah, I also thought the IV was the best answer, but there are others. Maybe the scissors were used to cut a bag to get a big enough piece of plastic to suffocate her? Maybe she choked on the scissors? Maybe the scissors were waved back and forth to hypnotize her into dying from sheer force of will? Maybe the scissors were used to cut all her clothes off and it was winter in russia and the room was unheated? Maybe the scissors were just held menacingly and used to threaten her into taking too many pills? I could keep going for hours...
In college, I spilled tea on my laptop and the "n" key never worked again. Every morning I would Google something, and find an "n" to copy and paste for the day. I got so fluent in pasting every "n" while I typed that I would do it on every computer I used out of habit. Such an odd skill, resulting in many, many messed up MSN chats.
i have the lyrics to the big bang theory theme song in my clipboard, here you go Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools We built a wall (we built the pyramids) Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries That all started with the big bang (bang) Since the dawn of man is really not that long As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song A fraction of a second and the elements were made The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate They tried to leap but they were late And they all died (they froze their asses off) The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya Set in motion by the same big bang It all started with the big bang It's expanding ever outward but one day It will pause and start to go the other way Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang Australopithecus would really have been sick of us Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy) It all started with the big bang Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology It all started with the big bang It all started with the big bang
I have these lyrics: In my life, I was Noel Gruber who worked at Taco Bell in Uranium City, Saskatchewan But, in my dreams, I played a different role I was Monique Gibeau in post-war France A hooker with a heart of black charcoal I write poems to burn by firelight Drink champagne and guzzle gin Good girls call me "the town bicycle" Don't knock it 'til you've tried my life of sin Oh, Claude, my pimp, knows never mess with me Last prick did that faded quick to black I have no idea where to find him, officers But if you do, please mention that I'd like to have returned The pretty knife That I stuck ten times in his back For I sing songs until the break of dawn I embrace a new man every night My life's one never-ending carnival A world of boozy-floozy flashing light I want to be that fucked-up girl He said, "I think I am in love with you" I've heard that lie a million times before Oh, tonight I give in to the fantasy Take love when you can, when you're a whore For I sing songs until the break of dawn I embrace a new man every night My life's one never-ending carnival A world of boozy-floozy flashing light I want to be that fucked-up girl So now I sell my love for opium In some rat-infested Chinese dive At night I burn myself with cigarettes Just to somehow prove I'm still alive Eight months later, I catch typhoid flu Kicked out, I see the ugly light of day Dying in an alley, a priest kneels down to me "My child, do you have any final words to the Lord you'd like to say?" "Oui. Tell him that, like him, I choose to burn out rather than fade away" For I sing songs until the break of dawn I embrace a new man every night My life's one never-ending carnival A world of boozy-floozy flashing light For I sing songs until the break of dawn I embrace a new man every night My life's one never ending carnival A world of boozy-floozy flashing light I want to be that fucked-up girl I wanna be that fucked-up (girl) Broken heart, a flask of gin Tattooed with a safety pin Teeth all stained with nicotine Running nylons, shattered dreams Super crusty, holy terror Wild eyes and black mascara Broken heart, a flask of gin Tattooed with a safety pin Teeth all stained with nicotine Running nylons, shattered dreams Super crusty, holy terror Wild eyes and black mascara If I could have just one dream (ahh) (If he could have just one dream) I'd be that fucked-up girl! Hey!
i have this copy and pasted (don’t ask why): Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? (if you get the reference you get the reference)
i once copy and pasted a hefty three paragraphs of an embarrassing fanfic i was writing directly into a very active discord chat. i've never deleted a message so fast.
Literally had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard at the scooter kid email signature. The way you deliver these lines sends me. Always makes my day when you post 🌷
I thought the answer to the riddle was that she had an anvil over her bed and cut the rope holding it up like a Looney tunes cartoon, and it crushed Her.
The riddle doesn't even make sense. If you forcibly drown someone, they WILL fight back, literally for their life, there's no way she didn't have any bruises (or cuts assuming the scissors were close by, which one of the 2 would've totally picked up)
The only thing I had copy-pasted at the time of upload was a USPS tracking number, but when I was younger (and stupider) I would CONSTANTLY copy-paste the lyrics to 'Happiness is Not a Warm Scalpel' from Repo! The Genetic Opera (complete with character parts), and I would always have to brace myself when I went to copy-paste something just in case I had it up 💀💀💀 And look, I copypasted some skull emojis and nothing happened! I think I'm safe IVE NEVER BEEN SO SURGICALLY MAIMED!
I used to do that all the time but it reminds me of the phrase [Amber:] I've never been so surgically maimed! [Rotti:] Amber, please, it's not that bad. [Amber:] I'll be the laughingstock of the stage! [Rotti:] Daughter, please, it's not so bad. [Amber:] This is your fault! I asked you to help me! [Rotti:] Now, amber, please. I warned you about this. Happiness is not a warm scalpel. [Amber:] I don't care! it's not fair! [Rotti:] Baby, baby, baby, don't do this. [Amber:] I will never sing again! [Rotti:] I gave you the life I wished I'd had. [Amber:] I look like a crime scene, dad. [Rotti:] All you ever do is take, take, take. all I ever do is give. I said nothing when you came to me Asking, "can I be asian?" [Amber:] That surgery was only $90 grand! [Rotti:] I did not complain When you changed your name From largo to sweet. [Amber:] I need a stage name! [Rotti:] You are a disgrace! Your genes are not worthy of mine!
My guess for the riddle was that someone used the scissors to cut a piece of fabric and smother her with it, and honestly that sounds more plausible than drowning in a water bed.
0:33 Imagine asking for a menu and you got this. Disconnection and lack of continuity between thoughts, memories, surroundings, actions, and identity.😂
I like my answer to the riddle better. You mentioned the puppet option and I thought, oh - -she's in a hospital bed and the scissors cut her life support.-
my best experience was in computer class in 10th grade, me and the boys were doing anything other than work on the pc as usual (i showed them how to replace their mouse cursor png so we made them images like Juan and wet owl) and my friend had the wet owl image in his clipboard. When 2 teachers went over to check on his work in excel, he accidentally pasted the gigantic wet owl image into the excel right infront of the 2 serious teachers behind him, and frantically tried deleting it. Me and 2 others on the table were hysterical. I was looking over at his screen when it happened. He was laughing himself. The teachers were not amused. I was still wheezing for minutes after. I had so many good memories from there.
i was trying to advertise the merchandise ive collected for my collection to let go for some funds, and instead of one of the pictures, i accidentally sent the meme screenshot of lemongrab telling bubblegum to. “unmake him”
