I Am Become Egg  

you've simultaneously peaked and hit rock bottom at once, impressive.

Tom:*has a mental break down and wants to shave head* Tom: CONTENT

Therapist: eggska isn't real, he can't hurt you. Eggska:

At barber's So what hairstyle would you like today? Tom: E G G

Me "Huh cool I can't wait to see Tom try and put a bald cap on!" ... Shit.

Can you imagine filming this whole video and then realising you didn’t hit record

“This is fun. This is fun. I’m going to cry after this is done but this is fun” I feel that on an emotional level

I love that you did it. I hate what you've done

*At start:* _Nah this is cklickbait_ *At end:* _I regret nothing_

"Did you do it?" "Yes." "What did it cost?" "Eggverything"

Eggsta: I shaved my eyebrows Us: why did u do that Eggsta: I don’t know

Eddie singing "egg" to the music in the background is so fkn underappreciated

It was about at the eyebrows part I realized, "Oh, this is a _bad_ decision."

I saw the thumbnail and I was *really* hoping it was photoshop it wasn’t photoshopped

Progression to egg Tomska Heavy metal guitarist My uncle Egg (or Harry Hill)

Elliots scream of agony and confusion at 4:24 gets me every damn time

This is the definition of “that escalated quickly”

I like how it looks like everyone else is just there to provide Tom with moral support during his breakdown.

Tom: **gasp** Eddie! Your child looks like an egg! Eddie: No! o_o Tom: I know what I'm doing this weekend :] Eddie: NO! O_O

2:51 if you listen close enough you can hear the static shock when Eddie touched Tom's head

Honestly. The bald head full beard was a good look. But when the beard left his head shrunk.

Tom: *Impulsively cuts hair in a mental breakdown* Also Tom: #CONTENT

Welp, he has officially lost his mind.

6:01 Tom you look like Thanos' budget cousin

absolutely no one: tom: ⚪️

Wow the thumbnail is pretty bad photoshop After watching the video- O my god

3:03 : -Say my name. -Baldska -You're god damn right

i've come back to this video and just realised there's a really low decibel level backing track of Elliott saying egg over and over holy shit that's amazing

Tom: shaves hair, eyebrows, and beard. Tom: Now grow back Hair: Ok. *takes 6 months* Tom: oh...oh no.

TomSka went from RudeBoy to White supremacist to Dr Robotnik to his final form : Baby Ridgewell

9:00 I can't get over the seriousness in Eddie's voice

Charlie staying with him through this decision is evidence they were meant to be

Nobody: Literally nobody: Tomska: E G G

My brain didn't even accept the possibility that the thumbnail wasn't photoshoped...

Now *THIS* is true commitment

3:17] Tom now looks like one of those guys from "MYTHBUSTERS "

Me: Sees thumbnail "wow, that is some very horrible photoshop... After: Oh...

Never until now I've understood fully the phrase "Like watching a car wreck in slow-motion". Beautiful! I'm impressed.

IM SCARED. IM SCARED. I liked the bassist look tho-

"Now it's time for a gay relationship" "GAY RELATIONSHIIIIIIIIP"

I’m literally wheezing my way through this my tummy hurts help

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Tom: * s l o w l y s h a v e s h a i r * Me: no.

You can hear Elliot singing "Egg" over the background music if you listen closely.

He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

Is this your Brittany Spears Moment? Tom: yes but in easter

I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST GOING TO PUT ON A BALD CAP ;-;

8:03 Just noticed that Somebody sings "Egg" in the Background over and over

Fuck... if this was how Tom spent easter while _not_ in quarantine I'm terrified of what will happen this year...

I miss 10 minutes ago when I didn't know this existed.

I THOUGHT THAT BALD TOMSKA WAS A JOKE *I WAS WRONG* *I WAS SO WRONG* *I WANT TO CRY*

In the background of the intro Elliot was eating a Tescos finest mousse, either butterscotch or salted caramel. And I must say, both are good choices.

4:55 Baby man

is that motherfucking thanos?? okay seriously tom i'm scared

This is the most horrifying thumbnail on earth

I've watched this 3 times, and I am only now hearing the soft "egg" repetitions going on quietly in the background. Nice touch.

Tom: becomes incredibly popular Tom: hehe Eg

*Sees thumbnail* "Wow that is some weird clickbait" *Watches video* "Oh god Tom, no..."

I suppose it wont matter to the main channel audience, by the next time he uploads, it'll have all grown back.

I honestly just hope he’s ok.

No one: Tomska having a mental breakdown: 👨‍🦲

im so scared and I haven’t even watched it yet

2019. This is the year that JennaMarbles and TomSka were the same person. Amen.

im mister man who egg. -Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell 2019-

ITS SARGENT BOWLING BALL!

Tom has turned into his worst enemy... THE BABY WITH A GUN!

Hes having his brittany spears moment

An egg with ears... I’ve seen all 😐

I actually got scared when Tom revealed the no eyebrows

seeing thumbnail: oh cool Tom went all egg by using a really well done bald cap, lets watch. watching video: oh no, Charlie, how did you let this happen?

Me, seeing a thumbnail: ...What the... Mee, seeing razor: OH WAIT WHAT THE FU-

I'm actually upset they didn't do the "Ah" baby with Tom.

0:20 Elliot was in the corner licking the yogurt cup top like a sensible human, I don't get people who don't do that and end up throwing it away. That's perfectly good yogurt. (edit: "Mom can we have breaking bad?" "No, we have breaking bad at home." Breaking bad at home: 3:02)

me at the start of the episode: aww, Tom looks really good in this episode! me at the end: *oh*

*me at the beginning:* tom you should get a haircut soon *30 seconds later:* TOM NO THIS WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT

3:28 Heavy Slavic Breathing Intensifies

"I am Mr man who egg" is my new favourite sentence

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A BALD CAP!!! IT WAS NOT!! Side note bald Tom with a beard actually looks pretty good

Thomas: shaves head Thomas: Thomas: *e g g i n t e n s i f i e s*

Had to come back to this absolute banger for another year. Still waiting on Egg 2 Tom.

Anyone else think it’s weird that to this day Tom with beard and shaved head is actually a good look for him 😭😭

"EDDIE, your child looks like an egg!" Eddie, in pure panic: "NO!"

This is a breakdown in a video, I enjoyed every second but it really felt like I was witnessing a man fall into madness. Quality content. Egg

3:30 is that why eggman wants the emeralds ? I genuinely don't know.

The evolution of Toms face in this vid: TomSka 0:20 TomPUNK 1:09 Handsome TomSka 2:40 Walter Off-White 3:19 Ordinary Sausage 3:26 CallMeCarson but bald 3:47 EGG 4:23

Tom walks into the hospital to get the chicks superglued to his head removed, covered in pink, blue and yellow makeup and stars stuck to his face. Hospital: "How did-" Tom: "EGG"

Us: You okay there Tom? Tom: E G G

It’s honestly crazy how different Tom looks without the beard and his hair

if theres ever an anniversary for when he started liking ska music, and dressing accordingly id like to see a checkers match with Ska music professionals against TomSka with penalties for whenever you loose a piece. Now that would be, #CONTENT

Everyone's acting like he's having a breakdown, its just... >content

We are currently watching Tomska’s decent into madness. And I love every second of it.

This is a manic episode

Are we just going to ignore that for a straight 10 seconds starting at 0:10, Eliot is just slowly taking the lid and licking the lid of yogurt? Then, at 0:45 he is seasoning it, with the first bite coming slowly after at around 1:00.

the weird part about shaving your head when you have a bunch of hair: you feel ALL of the wind even when there is no wind.

Doctor: Easter egg Tomska isn't real, he can't hurt you Easter egg Tomska:

6:31 _"General Kehck, supreme commander of the Alpha Sections, would like to take this opportunity to address a final message to the population"_ (it's that yellow line- with the bald head, he looks too much like that dude from Beyond Good & Evil)

When they're not talking you can hear Eliot going "egg, egg egg egg egg, egg egg egg egg egg"

The entire time I thought you would stop... I HOPED that you would stop. THEY NEVER STOPPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Some youtubers shave their head for charity and some just want to become an *egg*

Still coming back to this video just for the way you say "my dream is to BE AN EGG..," and the looks you give after. You just nailed that delivery

welcome to the cult of EGG