I Am Hot = Comedy? 

Doctor: You have 60 seconds to live. Girl: i dOn'T cArE

You know the 18+ is ironic to think about considering he was dating a 16 year old girl

"RATED R, also, please don't come here if you're married" Fifty Shades of Grey basically

Imagine Danny's wife just chilling and then she hears him screaming on the top of his lungs saying: *WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?*

The "I don't care" girl also got arrested for being naked in public and hitting a police officer. Guess she didn't care.

Me: Has no idea who this Ray guy is Comment section: *He in jail lololol*

Years later, tiktok took the “I’m hot = comedy” things to newer, lower levels.

the way danny describes getting a little juice spilled on yourself as “somewhat devastating” trips me up every time

I am in jail = Comedy?

“18+ advised” boy that didn’t age well.

Danny: "Please don't tell anyone about my secret club" 7.7M people: "You got it"

"let alone protect my white cousin." I laughed harder than I should have with this one. 😂

The blonde girl in the videos is the underage girl he abused in real life :/ its so disturbing to watch

"what's the punchline gonna be?" bold of you to assume there would be a punchline danny

This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny! (This happened three weeks ago)

Imagine being gregs neighbor and randomly hearing him scream "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!"

I did not expect a personal greeting, thank you.

The police: “you just murdered a child!” The girl: “I don’t care”

Okay but the way Danny says "Heheh why does he ride it like that? He's so silly" reminds me of Cat from Victorious

Requirement of Danny’s secret club: Must be 18+ Single And Cuba.

ray diaz is the male version of lele pons

I'm glad I'm "ugly" because even though I'm ugly, I'm still funnier than Ray.

Danny sounds like a cute baby when he says "he's so silly why does he ride the scooter like that " :)

*gets hit by a car* I DON’T CARE

the “18+advised (single) 🇨🇺 “ sounds like a dating profile, but you actually don’t have to be 18+

Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.

The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD

Instead of Ray Diaz, his name should be... Ray Pist

Might just be me, but I really don't find that dude hot.

Drew's initials: DG Kurtis' initials: DG Don't act like ur not the same person, Jarvis

Fun fact: if you replace “Greg” with “danny” it becomes Danny

Danny's initials= DG Drew's initials=DG Are they the same person? Tell us the truth, Danny.

Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻‍♀️

One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me

Atleast for once it's the villain that ended up being a terrible abuser. I'm sick of seeing people I enjoyed the content of end up being horrible people, so thank you Ray, for reminding me it's not just the people I thought were good. It can also be the people I thought were narcissistic and slightly racist.

This secret club sounds a lot like the Jeremy Renner app

If you replace the g’s in Greg with o’s, it spells Oreo

12:13- I heard that song and immediately knew you where gonna get claimed-

Danny: This is a secret, so don't tell anyone Also Danny: shows the video to millions of people

Ray: 18+ and single O N L Y Also Ray: **gets arrested for dating and abusing a 16 year old*

Guys don’t tell Danny, but he has a secret club.

"My knee hurts" Did Danny predict the update corner.

I have been binging a lot of Danny’s videos lately. This one is definitely one of my favorites. The horizontal thing was hilarious

He really pranked that underage girl when he was physically and emotionally abusive to them. He really got them.

did you know if u replace all the letters in "greg" you get abs

9:21 Danny that is just someone speedrunning super Mario 64

“That’s not cool! My knee hurts!”-Danny Gonzales 2018

Hey guys I think Danny has a secret club or something.... idk just a guess.

Danny you need to do a face reveal

Danny trying to do the horizontal jump thing is pure comedy gold 🤣🤣

I subscribed, liked, and turned on notifications! have a blessed day Danny

He hurt his knee *and TARNISHED his rePUTATION*

Uhhh Danny you didn’t introduce the new nutcracker??? Rude.... expected more from you

i'm still pissed that 13-year-old me didn't have to money to join the secret club and now it's gone :(

Thanks Danny, you never fail to brighten my day

Is it possible to be hot and funny? obviously yes danny, i mean just look in the mirror

Imagine having the name Greg and this is the first Danny video you’ve ever seen

The great thing about watching all these videos on trending stars 5 years later is realizing nothing about my generation's culture is worth remembering haha. Like, who the fuck was ray Diaz?

i fell asleep to this and woke up to danny screaming "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS" ah yes, a normal encounter for someone who falls asleep to youtube :,) edit: i also just woke up to this 14:01

*G* Floating *R* Horizontally *E* In *G* Midair

irony is putting 18+ in your bio and then dating and abusing a 16 year old.

Danny DANNY DANNY! You NEED to review norm of the north (there are 4 movies

Subscribed liked and notifications on I love your videos 🥰🤩

He’s not hot at all. He looks like a mutated potato with the personality of the supreme logo on a plain T-shirt.

Jonny jonny Yes papa Being funny No papa Quality content No papa Posting daily Ha ha ha

how many times does he say 'Secret Club'🤣😂

no way, 5 yrs ago is crazy 😕

First rule of Greg club. Don't talk about Greg club

as Greg grows, so does the nutcracker guy army

“This is the most Wednesday shit I’ve ever seen” Lmao

the “i don’t care” girl was arrested for hitting a police officer and being naked in public. guess she didn’t care. there’s your punchline i guess

who’s here after ray diaz is in jail lol

“how to sell your body on instagram” well first you had my attention but now you have my *interest*

Danny:“But you know what?” “That’s fitness 😏” “That’s what’s all about, baby” “that burn 🔥” “That pain” 🤕 Also Danny: “I think I need a doctor!” 🥹

Man… I love all of Cody’s older video

Am I the truest Greg now?

Hes gonna be the funniest comedian In prison

2:57 thanks to the paper towel commercial, I experienced this sentence as “a lot of you are probably wondering, MONSTER SPILL?!?!”

That was a bullet in the cousin video,?? I thought it was a blunt lol 😆

Whats up greg it's *greg*

His secret club is the most secretive club in the universe. Only 8.08 million people know

I've been watching drew all day and it took me until 1 minute in to the video to realize that it was Danny

0:38 im playing pixelmon and the exact second he said cuba, a cubone near me went "Cubone" it suprised me

Brent Rivera has left the chat

“Nothing says quality content like posting everyday” Unus Annus fans: *sweats*

What happened to the join button? I really wanted to join Danny's secret club :(

Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way

This has nothing to do with this video but did you know, the largest living bird in the world is a wandering albatross they are a sea bird and spend a lot of there life in the air. They can have a wingspan of up to twelve feet and have three to four babies a year. Another cool type of bird is a secretary bird, they hunt and eat snakes so as a result they have vary long and fast legs, so fast, that the snake that there hunting dos not even have the time to strike. if they where to stomp on a scale, it would measure more than there body weight. Another cool bird is a shoe billed stork, they’re water birds and hunt lungfish, a fish that has the ability to breathe to escape pretors, a process that is all out useless around a shoe bill, they have big shoe like bills, witch is where they get there name. There almost a blue color and have long legs, they sit still for most of the day waiting for movement in any near by water. They’ll eat most any fish they can get there bill around, even other birds babies.

THERE’S *TWOOOOO* NUTCRACKERS NOW DID YOU NOT THINK WE WOULD NOTICE DANNYYY

9:35 I'll be honest, the last thing i excpected to hear from an old Danny Gonzalez video was a Smash Brothers reference.

Plus that guy is not even hot. 🤦‍♀️

☹️ the secret club isn’t on mobile.... now we can’t stare at each other at Greg family dinner.

The fact that Ray Diaz hasn’t been canceled yet and he’s still growing on social media annoys me so much

great video drew!

I GOOGLED IT GREG ACTUALLY IS THE FASTEST GROWING ARMY ON RU-vid!!!!!!!

When you want to join the "secret club" but the join button has dissapered

Isn't he the child predator who told a little girl to kill her self?

10:40 After 4 years of watching this scene and close analysis. I can confirm Danny does not have squishy bones. 😔

The music that comes in when Danny says, "Instead they're like, 'You gotta make her jealous!,'" works so fuckin' well lol.