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"I Am Not Allowing You To Video Here Sir!" 

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@MickeySibs
@MickeySibs Месяц назад
100% that first bloke is the fella from FoneJacker 😆
@Gareth-fh2qn
@Gareth-fh2qn Месяц назад
😂
@arseburgers4208
@arseburgers4208 Месяц назад
"Internet service providings" lol
@Milkyway109
@Milkyway109 Месяц назад
Not allowed sir
@RC-cs3me
@RC-cs3me Месяц назад
​@@arseburgers4208💯😭
@dylbotgames
@dylbotgames Месяц назад
"You want free ringdings?"😂😂😂
@topcat1358
@topcat1358 Месяц назад
2nd Security guy was brilliant!. Full marks to him
@justbreakingballs
@justbreakingballs Месяц назад
No he wasn't it's boring af when they comply
@TheSadButMadLad
@TheSadButMadLad Месяц назад
Some people have educated themselves and understand. They are intelligent. People who spout without thinking and checking make themselves look stupid.
@IngramCars
@IngramCars Месяц назад
Second security guy was fantastic, up to a point. Polite, respectful, and knwledgeable. Well done that guy!
@peterdurnien9084
@peterdurnien9084 Месяц назад
Second security man has the brain cell.
@RMcL328
@RMcL328 Месяц назад
He wasn’t that knowledgeable, he still thought the drone wasn’t allowed over
@tomstickland
@tomstickland Месяц назад
It's definitely funnier when they get angry. But it's good to see someone who actually knows the rules.
@david69869
@david69869 Месяц назад
To be honest he does a good version of 'not allowed'!
@ShortieLeeroy
@ShortieLeeroy Месяц назад
An even better version of ´´ I´m not allowed you´´.
@peterdurnien9084
@peterdurnien9084 Месяц назад
Another poor individual only learnt one phrase from the travel guide.
@stevealden5691
@stevealden5691 Месяц назад
Sounds like the phone jacker guy! 🤣
@shivaunt71
@shivaunt71 Месяц назад
And very often 😂
@ysgol3
@ysgol3 Месяц назад
Wow, a gentlemanly security guard who came so close to knowing the law perfectly! The first one was a standard useless balloon of course, whose orders you ignored in your usual uniquely funny way - lovely footage as always, thanks again PA!
@Seal_Clubbing_Champion
@Seal_Clubbing_Champion Месяц назад
The first one was clueless
@summan41man
@summan41man Месяц назад
"We can improve your network providings, we can regrade your upgrade with a new downgrade and you get a free ring-ding"
@just-gaming213
@just-gaming213 Месяц назад
😂
@DMC888
@DMC888 Месяц назад
But my ring dings are better sir.
@kalxtube
@kalxtube Месяц назад
I knew I recognised his voice somewhere..
@geoffreythomas-cs1sk
@geoffreythomas-cs1sk Месяц назад
THE BROKEN ENGLISH GUARD IS NOT THE BEST FRONTMAN FOR THE COMPANY. THE SECOND SECURITY WAS MORE FLUEANT AND WAS 90% OFAY WITH THE LAW.
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg Месяц назад
I understood every word he said. Were you triggered by him? Nativism and anti-authority, not your day is it?
@david-pb4bi
@david-pb4bi 16 дней назад
@@VS-xb1jgHe said all the correct words but not necessarily in the correct order.
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg 16 дней назад
@@david-pb4bi I find it funny that certain red-faced individuals' second language tends to be English but louder and with gestures. Embarrassing. But that's what happens when you're dragged up with entitlement.
@PaulVogler-sr1iq
@PaulVogler-sr1iq День назад
Fluent, I think you mean.
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg День назад
@@PaulVogler-sr1iq These videos are always undermined by sad little men with sad little lives who finger point at anyone but themselves.
@AndyPandy007
@AndyPandy007 Месяц назад
Big guy knew the score.
@rickyraw5457
@rickyraw5457 Месяц назад
Big.... that's a mega understatement he's fucking enormous.....
@brownsoverlane6384
@brownsoverlane6384 Месяц назад
@@rickyraw5457 Are you the school bully?
@adrianbrowne7874
@adrianbrowne7874 Месяц назад
Once again absolutely 'on top of your game' with your photographic prowess here Pure Audits!
@adrianbrowne7874
@adrianbrowne7874 Месяц назад
Yes 100%,
@humblequest7905
@humblequest7905 Месяц назад
Every time he said “as long as you’re not…..”; he added something else to the list.
@NarnianRailway
@NarnianRailway Месяц назад
Great video and drone views 👍⭐⭐⭐ The building and two next door were constructed 2016-2018 as speculative office and laboratory spaces replacing a large warehouse unit. WaveOptics building offers 42,000 ft2. Initially WaveOptics occupied the top floor offices with other tenants 30 Technology and Amey. Appears 30 Technology relocated the Abingdon offices to Imperial College London in 2023 and Amey moved prior. No mention found if they recently expanded to additional floors. The Milton Park industrial estate was part of the Milton Depot during WW1 and WW2 with extensive storage warehousing and rail infrastructure. To the east was Didcot Power Station.
@hc3932
@hc3932 Месяц назад
Your merch would be good with your catchphrases. I’m not coming in, I’ve got a zoom camera, I’ve got a drone, I’m on my bike!, It’s in my bag!
@loucolman
@loucolman Месяц назад
You forgot my fave ‘it’s wafer thin’ 😂
@PureAudits
@PureAudits Месяц назад
Good idea!👍 thank you!
@nokianige
@nokianige Месяц назад
💤💤💤💤💤☻️
@JohnMorten-px6my
@JohnMorten-px6my Месяц назад
I've come a long way for this.
@1airdrummer
@1airdrummer 18 дней назад
My favorite retort of yours is..."But I'm here. Ive got my camera."
@patrickdaly2121
@patrickdaly2121 Месяц назад
If their staff are so weak and beggarly that they get distressed or alarmed over a man shooting photos then they Need therapy not a job!
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy Месяц назад
The head of security is Phill Jupitus.
@welshieworldwide
@welshieworldwide Месяц назад
“I’ve got my zoom camera” It’s worth our time to watch your videos for that line alone 🤣🤣🤣
@cww80
@cww80 Месяц назад
Along with "I've come a long way on my bike!"
@ivanbeach1665
@ivanbeach1665 Месяц назад
kek
@atitnac598
@atitnac598 Месяц назад
I like them all but this bloke has to be one of the best ! 🤣🤣
@TomSmoth-si1du
@TomSmoth-si1du Месяц назад
“NOT ALLOWED” 😩😂
@tommytip1
@tommytip1 Месяц назад
He sounds like the guy from phonejacker 🤣🤣🤣
@garyhollins7911
@garyhollins7911 Месяц назад
Internet providings 😂
@tommytip1
@tommytip1 Месяц назад
@@garyhollins7911 🤣🤣🤣
@user-zd7ci2rc2n
@user-zd7ci2rc2n Месяц назад
@@garyhollins7911 Spot on
@EvenBigger-Brother
@EvenBigger-Brother Месяц назад
Does he have permission to address you in that high pitched voice .as he is upsetting the dogs.
@jamb6600
@jamb6600 Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@bryanh5684
@bryanh5684 Месяц назад
The big fella watches these videos alright...
@haydoncooper3744
@haydoncooper3744 Месяц назад
Love it when these fools trot out the ‘Alarm & Distress’ line.
@jayperez3431
@jayperez3431 Месяц назад
the funniest part is they always put guards who can barley speak or understand English to keep the most valuable English speaking establishments secure lol
@tractorboy2002
@tractorboy2002 Месяц назад
You are so good at doing these films. Well done
@GavTatu
@GavTatu Месяц назад
Phil jupitas doing a better job there than he does on the telly.
@williamkeith8740
@williamkeith8740 Месяц назад
NOT ALLOWED - how many times have we heard that? Good work PA.
@50buttfish
@50buttfish 29 дней назад
What is that "Not Allowed" law? Like a penal code or vehicle code, with fancy coordinated number system making it easy to find that specific "Not Allowed" law.
@biscoter
@biscoter Месяц назад
Bardzo relaksująca muzyka oraz Twój spokojny głos sprawiają, że dobrze mi się to ogląda
@pokeybit
@pokeybit Месяц назад
These videos are simply Little Britain auditions
@shaggyrandy1264
@shaggyrandy1264 Месяц назад
The first chap sounds like the bloke on the phone from IRS.
@MartintheTinman
@MartintheTinman Месяц назад
What's the IRS?
@paullancaster7066
@paullancaster7066 День назад
We need PA to ask ''can I use your toilet?'' more often! lol
@rogerking2933
@rogerking2933 Месяц назад
No No not allowed 😂😂 WTF who do they think they are this is England!!
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg Месяц назад
These videos are about PINAC, they’re not about your insecurity. I notice a lot of bigots love these videos but I guess that’s for obvious reasons.
@stuartbrown8259
@stuartbrown8259 Месяц назад
​@@VS-xb1jgYou need to have a word with yourself, your personal bigotry is astonishing. People call things as they see it, it's irrelevant who it is, but it's still a fact.
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg Месяц назад
No people like that watch videos with their own agenda and people like you don’t like being called out on it.
@stuartbrown8259
@stuartbrown8259 Месяц назад
@@VS-xb1jg You have a strong agenda, to take offence on others behalf. Typical lefty.
@wotzcheez
@wotzcheez Месяц назад
​@VS-xb1jg while i mostly agree with what you are saying. I dont think this was the correct target. Am happy to be corrected. But at face value the comment (with only the context given) isnt really offensive.
@Smeeagain75
@Smeeagain75 Месяц назад
You should get a badge " Am Allowed" The answer to all the " Nart Alard" security chappies.
@bobikdylan
@bobikdylan Месяц назад
The law says you are having a permission to filming the building. 😂
@nartouzumaki8232
@nartouzumaki8232 Месяц назад
Oh yes indeed 😂
@jamb6600
@jamb6600 Месяц назад
but he no inwhited by anyone?
@harveyneedleman817
@harveyneedleman817 Месяц назад
I really enjoy your sense of humour. Thanks
@terrywoodcock8468
@terrywoodcock8468 Месяц назад
Help me please, I am starting to say "No Tallowed" in my day to day life 🤣🤣🤣
@manavestnation
@manavestnation Месяц назад
Do you have any points of contact here? Yeah, 2 feet on the ground.
@nartouzumaki8232
@nartouzumaki8232 Месяц назад
Lolz .. 💡👍🏼
@MartintheTinman
@MartintheTinman Месяц назад
I thought that as soon as he asked
@johnthreadgold7846
@johnthreadgold7846 Месяц назад
1st guard why is he working in security when he knows all about law lol
@DavidSmith-oy4of
@DavidSmith-oy4of Месяц назад
Free ring dings!
@Solarphonix
@Solarphonix Месяц назад
lol i was going to say 😂
@DaveThompsonfairlife4all
@DaveThompsonfairlife4all Месяц назад
Haha, came to my mind too. Surprised he didn't say "what's your point of contactings?"
@Solarphonix
@Solarphonix Месяц назад
@@DaveThompsonfairlife4all 🤣
@alanyoung1723
@alanyoung1723 Месяц назад
10/10 for the 2nd security guard
@SoulFlask
@SoulFlask Месяц назад
The perfect not allowed
@ClactonCuun
@ClactonCuun Месяц назад
🎉 The dumbest sounding, but the most entertaining auditor out there 🎉
@dr_dr
@dr_dr Месяц назад
It draws the idiots into a well laid trap though! It also shows how some people judge and treat others by the way they talk.
@019208237
@019208237 Месяц назад
What a stunning looking building😮
@Sylvia-Storm
@Sylvia-Storm Месяц назад
It looked a neat site.
@sorearm
@sorearm Месяц назад
Love the verbal games, but I'm here. I'm working. I'm here now. Letting them show their ignorance with every word they utter
@verybighomer
@verybighomer Месяц назад
I suspicioning you not allowing to filming building with no inviting from supervisoning!
@resus009
@resus009 Месяц назад
This Video deserves a „Not allowed“ counter 😂
@user-nx8ii4ef7f
@user-nx8ii4ef7f Месяц назад
Well done Craig, TOP MARKS!
@tosser182
@tosser182 Месяц назад
Is that his name? he doesn't seem like a craig
@AbsoluteSurvivor
@AbsoluteSurvivor 14 дней назад
You have a permission!!!!! Can't even speak our language, but telling us what we can and can't do when we are wanting to carry out a LAWFUL activity!! Cvnt!!!
@Unknown-cg6gs
@Unknown-cg6gs Месяц назад
The first one tried his best even he can't speak English properly but still he is trying to explain.... well done 👍
@chloeew4627
@chloeew4627 Месяц назад
It’s.. I can’t understand you . Not allowed 😂😂
@Premier-Media-Group
@Premier-Media-Group Месяц назад
DJE needs to visit this place wearing his spy glasses...😂 I also wish architects would move past this "Primary School Primary Colors" trend of exterior building design, with bright primary colors and blocks.
@Saxtoo
@Saxtoo Месяц назад
Maybe you prefer Pantone 17-1612? 😢
@Rtt-d5m
@Rtt-d5m Месяц назад
@@Saxtoo Yes, I have that in my kitchen. Mellow Mauve 😊
@Premier-Media-Group
@Premier-Media-Group Месяц назад
@@Saxtoo but of course...
@JohnMorten-px6my
@JohnMorten-px6my Месяц назад
Mellow yellow on that building, the architect was a child of the 60's. 😁
@Windbadger
@Windbadger 16 дней назад
I don't know how you've managed it, but somehow you've made "I've got my zoom camera" into a catchphrase. 😁
@topcat1358
@topcat1358 Месяц назад
Great vid PA!
@Rapid_GT
@Rapid_GT Месяц назад
Don't endanger your health by eating too many pies 😂
@MartintheTinman
@MartintheTinman Месяц назад
You can eat all the pies you want if you walk to go get them
@Rapid_GT
@Rapid_GT Месяц назад
@@MartintheTinman Evidently that didn't happen 🤣
@0badboy0
@0badboy0 Месяц назад
NOT ALLOWED. England loves a foreign security guard with no idea of the law.
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg Месяц назад
England gets its name from foreigners. Angle Land - Land of the Angles. They came over here like everyone else.
@micksmixxx
@micksmixxx Месяц назад
@@VS-xb1jg The genius (sic) that THINKS (sic) that he's educating someone! 💩
@ME4503
@ME4503 Месяц назад
@@VS-xb1jgthey created this country known as England so they’re not foreign.
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg Месяц назад
@@ME4503 They are foreign. They came here like everyone else. The entire English identity is foreign. That's why you are so insecure. The Three Lions, Saint George, the House of Windsor. Look it up. Educate yourself.
@PhilBurns-oc2vg
@PhilBurns-oc2vg Месяц назад
Big man should educate his staff better
@paullawrence8572
@paullawrence8572 Месяц назад
I think one day they will make a film of PA any suggestions who could play him?? 🤩
@RC-cs3me
@RC-cs3me Месяц назад
Michael Crawford or the late Norman Wisdom
@moonpawooe7134
@moonpawooe7134 Месяц назад
Ummm Betty The cat has done a whoopsy
@paullawrence8572
@paullawrence8572 Месяц назад
Exactly my thinking!😂
@Milkyway109
@Milkyway109 Месяц назад
🛑🛑NOT ALLOWED SIR🛑🛑 😂😂😂
@hughmungus5158
@hughmungus5158 Месяц назад
Usual suspects
@DavidSmith-oy4of
@DavidSmith-oy4of Месяц назад
Usual comment
@Sha-sv6sq
@Sha-sv6sq Месяц назад
No bollocks Hugh! The usual no bollocks comment 👍 Don't choke on that tin of spam YOu call dinner .!
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg Месяц назад
Cringey bigots? Yup, as expected.
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg Месяц назад
You are the usual suspect. It’s all you ever think about.
@DavidSmith-oy4of
@DavidSmith-oy4of Месяц назад
@@VS-xb1jg It's always the xens and raceys that ruin auditing channels.
@realcooking1833
@realcooking1833 Месяц назад
"They took the stones from here"🤠
@Donotwillnot
@Donotwillnot Месяц назад
Another awesome video pal 👍
@JohnMorten-px6my
@JohnMorten-px6my Месяц назад
Was that 1st goon AB in disguise ? Not allowed, not allowed. 🤣
@user-um1xt3kh
@user-um1xt3kh Месяц назад
🛎end.
@user-ck1jv3nw8d
@user-ck1jv3nw8d 25 дней назад
In fairness the first security guy was polite even though he did not know the law. The second guy was somewhat clued up, and both were wearing their SIA badges.
@markfox4970
@markfox4970 Месяц назад
First 'man' had a strange voice-Second one was perrfect--Amazing!
@decdeckers
@decdeckers Месяц назад
Yeah, yeah, oooohhh, I’ve got my zoom camera
@Jay-ix3mp
@Jay-ix3mp Месяц назад
5:15 😢 when these people move here they need to LEARN OUR LAWS
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg Месяц назад
"These people move here", "learn our laws", I think you need an education in British history and colonialism, might put that small mentality into perspective.
@ozmond2600
@ozmond2600 Месяц назад
Nice looking building
@lja8187
@lja8187 Месяц назад
Why you are my fav auditor.
@vanessahawkhead6316
@vanessahawkhead6316 Месяц назад
Not Allowed How Many Times 🤣🤣🤣
@Frogdog0007
@Frogdog0007 Месяц назад
Second guy was ace
@blade9297
@blade9297 Месяц назад
I think and am not too sure and may also be going out on a limb here, but I think the first fella thought you were "not allowed".
@EN1i1i
@EN1i1i Месяц назад
Good job. Need to bring in more subscribers...
@PureAudits
@PureAudits Месяц назад
Thank you 👍
@lesliereed4047
@lesliereed4047 Месяц назад
The second security guy waddles over. Was he doing an impression of the Incredible Hulk?
@bobbarr2006
@bobbarr2006 Месяц назад
Another import with his free SIA licence who hasn't got a clue...
@MultiScampi
@MultiScampi Месяц назад
'not allowed' is my new favourite drinking game 😂😂
@atitnac598
@atitnac598 Месяц назад
I EETA PIPPA POPPETTY ! 🤣🤣
@fortnitedaddy7266
@fortnitedaddy7266 Месяц назад
Ring Ring Ring a Ding Ding Ring Ring Ringa Ring Hoopa Goopa Diddy Huppa Laa 😂😂
@doveronefoxtrot4417
@doveronefoxtrot4417 Месяц назад
Not allowed pure ! 😂😂
@stevealden5691
@stevealden5691 Месяц назад
Not allowdings!. No free ring ding.
@lumo7461
@lumo7461 Месяц назад
That blokes been on the helium 😂😂😂
@shahsheikh541
@shahsheikh541 Месяц назад
“Nart aloud”
@lesliereed4047
@lesliereed4047 Месяц назад
Is this the world record for number of "Not Alloweds"?
@brianthirling9260
@brianthirling9260 Месяц назад
NOT ALLOWED 😂
@juliandowen1621
@juliandowen1621 13 дней назад
“Law” “Law” 😅😂
@JohnUnderwood-yz2xu
@JohnUnderwood-yz2xu Месяц назад
So what's the new name for the drone....... GOLIATH... Now giving pics from up above.....
@klgshah
@klgshah Месяц назад
SIA teaches NOT ALLOWED, and issued the passes.
@TruthTeller-vk1du
@TruthTeller-vk1du Месяц назад
Another person in the uk two weeks and he thinks he knows the law better than a local !
@VS-xb1jg
@VS-xb1jg Месяц назад
How do you know he's been in the UK for two weeks and he doesn't think "he knows the law better", he's just trying to do his job (just as any other security guard, irrespective of their race or background is doing). The appeal of videos like this is in the education given to those who falsely believe that photography or recording in public is illegal. He was pleasant and polite enough. There is no need for your comment as all it does is connote ugly and unnecessary jingoism.
@user-rd6xv6le1h
@user-rd6xv6le1h Месяц назад
Is not allowed the first thing security learn in their training course
@welshpiper62
@welshpiper62 Месяц назад
You are wrong this is not covered in security training. Get your facts making comments
@wotzcheez
@wotzcheez Месяц назад
​@@welshpiper62lol. You for real?
@DandelionGum1
@DandelionGum1 Месяц назад
​@@welshpiper62Granddad! Go back to bed. You know how you get on RU-vid comments
@welshpiper62
@welshpiper62 Месяц назад
​@@wotzcheez yes I just done my course drones are not covered in training.
@nartouzumaki8232
@nartouzumaki8232 Месяц назад
​@@wotzcheez😂😂 .. technically he is right , they just love to say it !!
@stevedawg9588
@stevedawg9588 Месяц назад
Its not law or legislation, its HUMAN RIGHTS. Article 8 i believe
@moonpawooe7134
@moonpawooe7134 Месяц назад
It's interesting 😊
@harveyneedleman817
@harveyneedleman817 Месяц назад
Beautifully maintained business park
@lieke9460
@lieke9460 28 дней назад
And you are paying for it 😂
@geezer2tech154
@geezer2tech154 21 день назад
"Don't fly that crap over our building! Here's a Wave Optics camera for you so you you can get the highest quality!"
@haydoncooper3744
@haydoncooper3744 Месяц назад
You cannot film the pavement, well after all it may be a secret code.
@user-um1xt3kh
@user-um1xt3kh Месяц назад
Oh goodness gracious me.
@catch22again
@catch22again Месяц назад
I find it most odd that you are polite enough to let them know you are going to film and yet they freak out. Why don't they want free advertising ?
@graememackay1152
@graememackay1152 Месяц назад
I'm always amazed that these companies seem to be worried about security etc but they get foreign people with little grasp of English and even less grasp of the law to provide that security.
@urbanpulsewalks
@urbanpulsewalks Месяц назад
You should come to Stevenage, there's plenty of Industrial Areas around here . . .
@stuartbrown8259
@stuartbrown8259 Месяц назад
Be a long way on his bike remember 😮😮😮😮😮
@boztec7187
@boztec7187 Месяц назад
Plenty of arseholes as well
@Saxtoo
@Saxtoo Месяц назад
Oddbod Junior is alive and well 🧟‍♂️
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"The answer is NO, so don't waste your breath!"
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"TURN YOUR CAMERAS OFF NOW!!"
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"You Are Not Putting Your Drone Up Here!"
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"We Have Had A Report That You Have Been Aggressive!"
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Clueless PC Assaults Me & Embarrasses Himself
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probably my favourite interaction
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СОВСЕМ НЕ СОБАЧКИ🤷
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