If Darkwing Duck appears in Kingdom Hearts, his entrance should be like this. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the keyblade that reveals the darkness within you! I am Darkwing Duck!
I am the dog somewhere in your neighborhood, that won't shut up while you try to sleep! I am the booger, that's too far up your nose for you to pick! I am the smoke alarm that cannot tell the difference between smoke and steam! I am the hamburger that you must resist during your diet! I am the shopping bag handle that digs into your fingers! I am the unaffordable pendant your wife would love to have! I am the plumber you feel obligated to talk to during his stay! I am the backpack that has its own bus seat! I am the itch in your hair during your hat-wearing moments! I am the coat hanger that gets stuck on another coat hanger! I am the water that soaks your sleeves after you've washed your hands! I am the debt card you left in your pocket, destined to get bent in the washing machine! I! AM DARKWING! DUCK!
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the clean version of an explicit song! I am the terms and conditions that no one bothers to read! I am the bad decision you make at happy hour! I am the itch that you just can't scratch! I am the idiot who cuts you off in traffic! I am the twist at the end of a movie you never saw coming! I am pop-up advertisement that'll never go away! I am the alcoholic burn in your mouthwash! I am the string on your guitar that always goes out of tune! I am the milk that has already expired! I am the Thanksgiving meal you'll never be able to finish when you're full! I am the catchy song that never leaves your head! I am the one sock that disappears in your dryer! I am the roommate that never pays rent! I am the AMBER alert that you can’t turn off on your phone! I am the metaphor that is irrelevant to this situation! I am Darkwing Duck!
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the treasured hero who will return in 2017, I am the saviour to Disney as a whole, I am DARKWING DUCK!!!!
“I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the batteries that are not included. I AM DARKWING DUCK!” That was one of my favorite intros by D.W.! Here’s my improvisation: “I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the video game console that you wanted for Christmas. I AM DARKWING DUCK!”
The hilarious thing is Jim Cummings, Darkwing Duck's VA, adlibs the second line. After a while the writers just mark a line to denote it, saying he comes up with better lines then they do.
I had a feeling he had ad Lib the second line just makes it funnier. Imagine if they took viewer requests that would be hilarious so many people would be writing memes I mean I can do a pretty convincing impersonation.
"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the professor that talks too fast for you to take notes from. I am the new video game that keeps you up at night. I am the roadblock in the freeway of evil! I am the television service with nothing to watch! I am the virus that will fry your hard drive! I am the outfit you are too heavy to fit into! I am the printer that will always jam up when fed the paper of villainy! I am... I am...uh...running out of clever catchphrase material to intimidate my foes with... Uh... I am the writers block to your evil ways? Eh, I'll quit while I'm ahead. I am DARKWING DUCK!!"
I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the glitch that breaks your game. I am the company that gives you idiotic copyright strikes. I am the crockroach that crawls in your apartment. I am the creeper that explodes while you dig in mines. I am the dryer that shrinks your clothes. I am Darkwing Duck!
Suggestions: I am the bad romantic book that poisons your minds! I am the fan who screams out eardrums! I am the ink that smears on your hand! I am the raccoon that tears up your trash! I am the worm in your evil cake! I am censor who blocks your favorite show!
Darkwing Duck had taught me that you don't need superpowers to become a superhero. He's actually one of my favorite Disney protagonists, besides Mickey and Scrooge.
I'm from India. When I was a kid, darkwing duck was aired on Doordarshan channel every evening. I used to watch that show diligently. It was dubbed in Hindi. The catchphrase was - "Raaton ke saaye, mujhse ghabraaye" (The shadows/darkness of the nights fear me) followed by some improvised metaphor (which I don't remember though) and then "Mein hoon.. darkwing duck!" (I'm darkwing duck!).
Guess I better make my own... I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the telemarketer that calls you in the middle of dinner! I am DARKWING YOSHI!!!
I am the live action remake nobody asked for! I am that kid on the bus that won't stop staring at you! I am the video game reboot that kills your hopes for a sequel! I am the banana you forget at the bottom of your backpack! I am the X-Wing that destroys your Death Star! I am the likable Anti-Hero that always shoots first! I am the wet touchscreen that won't do what you tell it to! I am the girl that said she was 18! I am the celebrity who's name you just can't think of! I am the mosquito in your room that waits for you to fall asleep! I am the left sock you cannot find! I am the GPS that tells you to drive off a bridge! I am the 2 minute ad for your 30 second video! I am running out of nouns that verb your other noun!
The 90s Energizer commercials revolved around Supervolt (a stereotypical name for all battery companies not affiliated with Energizer) trying to assault the Energizer Bunny and eliminate the competition. I wonder if they used Supervolt because Megavolt was already copyrighted by Disney (Darkwing Duck). I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the pink bunny that hurts your company! I am Darkwing Duck!
I am the hope of the omniverse, I am the light bulb in the darkness, I am the bacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger, I am the alpha and the amiga, I am the terror that *flaps* in the night!
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the spoiler that just ruined your book and movie I am darkwing duck!! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am that itch you can't scratch on your back! I am darkwing duck! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the table you always bang your foot against! I am darkwing duck!
"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the tube of Cadmium Yellow that is impossible to open! I am the noun that verbs your other noun! I am Darkwing Duck!" - *Talon,* _Hero Chat_
"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the tube of toxic paint that dares you to use your teeth to open it..." Haha... those 90s artists were cards. 😄
I actually came up with a few of my own: 1. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the fangirl that stalks your Facebook page! I am DARKWING DUCK! 2. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the honey badger that don't give a shit! I am DARKWING DUCK! 3. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the fridge light that always stays on! I am DARKWING DUCK! 4. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the fear that haunts every actor! I am DARKWING DUCK! 5. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the barnacle that sticks to your whale! I am DARKWING DUCK! 6. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the Lannister who always pays his debts! I am DARKWING DUCK! 7. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the monster that stomps through Tokyo! I am DARKWING DUCK! 8. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the shark that makes you a blockbuster! I am DARKWING DUCK! 9. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the reviewer that destroys your reputation! I am DARKWING DUCK! 10. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the film critic you cannot ignore! I am DARKWING DUCK!
Which is funny since Darkwing Duck was actually a parody of a character that preceded Batman: The Shadow. Thus if I were to do that quote, it would be: "I am the terror that flaps in the night!" "I am the obscure reference that nobody gets! "I am Darkwing Duck!"
@@vasudeanguy8523 Brilliant! Never quite connected it! Watched DWD back in the 90s, only became (marginally) familiar with The Shadow much later on. Makes perfect sense (and I see further info on connections through searches, right now). Thanks, and perfect adapted line!
"I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night!" "I Am The King Of The Crystal Clear Nights!" "I Am The Handsome Hunk Who Makes Women Swoon!" "I Am The Sour Croute In Your Lunchbox!" "I Am The Host With The Most!" "I Am The Gum That's Stuck In Your Hair!" "I Am The Toaster That Burns Your Toast!" "I Am The Sun That Melts Your Ice Cream!" "I Am The Phantom Who Scares You Until You're Pale!" "I AM DARKWING DUCK!!!"
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am that horrible moment that sinks your favorite shipping! I am the referee that keeps your favorite team from winning all the time! I am the brooding bad boy that took your high school crush! I am the twist ending that foils the predicted ending! I am the blackout that ruins your game night! I AM DARKWING DUCK!!
You know, since in the Capcom game, Megavolt's minions are of the "Arabian Nights" variety, and since Genie's voiced by Megavolt's voice actor, I guess this would be appropriate for the Wharf level: "I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night! I am the Street Rat who pilfers the treasure from your Cave of Wonders! I AM DARKWING DUCK!"
I am the live action remake nobody asked for! I am that kid on the bus that won't stop staring at you! I am the video game reboot that kills your hopes for a sequel! I am the banana you forget at the bottom of your backpack! I am the X-Wing that destroys your Death Star! I am the likable Anti-Hero that always shoots first! I am the wet touchscreen that won't do what you tell it to! I am the girl that said she was 18! I am the celebrity who's name you just can't think of! I am the mosquito in your room that waits for you to fall asleep! I am the left sock you cannot find! I am the GPS that tells you to drive off a bridge! I am the 2 minute ad for your 30 second video! I am running out of nouns that verb your other noun!
"I am the terror that flaps in the night!" "I am the substantial interest penalty for your early withdrawal." "I am DARKWING DUCK!" I'm sure I head that one once.
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the guy who takes all the good snacks from the fridge and leaves all the bad ones behind I am dark wing duck!
I am the Terror that flaps in the Night. I am the Music Lover who plays the Drums in Conrad Murray's Ear for Killing The King of Pop. I am Darkwing Duck!
I am the live action remake nobody asked for! I am that kid on the bus that won't stop staring at you! I am the video game reboot that kills your hopes for a sequel! I am the banana you forget at the bottom of your backpack! I am the X-Wing that destroys your Death Star! I am the likable Anti-Hero that always shoots first! I am the wet touchscreen that won't do what you tell it to! I am the girl that said she was 18! I am the celebrity who's name you just can't think of! I am the mosquito in your room that waits for you to fall asleep! I am the left sock you cannot find! I am the GPS that tells you to drive off a bridge! I am the 2 minute ad for your 30 second video! I am running out of nouns that verb your other noun!
Apparently, at least one writer would write: I am the terror that flaps in the night, It doesn't matter what I write here because Jim will say something else... I am Darkwing Duck!
