I asked Instagram how to make a PB&J sandwich 🥪 (this is what happened) 

Alternate title: *im being stalked by a person named Cassie.*

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “in loving memory” IM SCREAMING OVER IT

I love how he expelled Cassie for teaching him a semi-correct way, yet only gave detention to Yasmine, who taught him to make a butter-nut breaddog.

I like how he has multiple jars of pb and j but only one knife😂😂

Plot twist: this is cassie’s house

Nobody: Ryan: puts Billie Eilish on the thumbnail

When you PICK UP the sandwich it means holding it with your hand and fingers as well so the GRAVITY doesn't pull it down! Justice for Cassy!

That's an excellent life quote "life's all about how you finish not how you start" 5:43

Ryan:"ever heard of gravity?" Cassie:"ever heard of common sense

she said “with your hands” you only used your left hand smh you didn’t follow the rules

Ryan's second grade teacher just wanted her students to be wrong always so she has an excuse to treat them like idiots

Only Ryan trahan can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich tutorial entertaining

Everyone: Sandwich Ryan: Sanwich

Cassie: gets a B- and Expelled Yasmin: gets a F- and Detention

Teacher: Reads the instructions Teacher: Puts an entire loaf of bread down and puts an entire jar of peanut butter and jelly on it Teacher: Continues to read instructions Teacher: Puts entire loaf of bread on that Teacher: You never told me to open it Class Clown: Excuse me but we assumed you would use the same common sense that you tell us to use The Hole Class: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHOHHHH

Teaching Detail and specificity with PB&J. Your teacher was awesome

Alternate title: Ryan reminiscing and venting his anger from second grade for 15 minutes

Student: *gets F-* Ryan: DETENTION student: *gets B-* Ryan: EXPELLED

cassie gets explled for ALMOST completing the sandwhich but yasmin get detention for telling you how to make a sandwhich. Dang LOL

13:33 I love how it sounds like we’re going straight into a lamplighter radio theater!

“Isaac Newton is rolling in his grave right now” 💀

Chop suey

6:40 What my bathroom sounds like after I eat Taco Bell

My 8th grade social studies teacher did a similar thing but with map making, to demonstrate how important it was to be all specific about making maps way back when. We had to draw the class room and then write out instructions on how to get from the doorway to her desk. She would either over exaggerate steps and have an very large stride or she would under exaggerate it and move as little as possible. It was supposed to be a “fun” warm up, but it was more frustrating and annoying than fun.

Plot twist: He’s Gordon Ramsay’s son.

*we did this back in year 2, but obviously since I’m British it had to be “how to make a cup of tea” and um ngl... I make a peng tea now. So thanks mr pratt :)*

Smooshed peanut butter and jelly into a sandwich and BOOOOM MAGIC

Here is a PROPER Tutorial: *Topic one, Bread* 1. Find the packet of bread from where ever it is 1.1. By grabbing the bread put your hand on the bread with the fingers placed down on the packet of bread 1.2. Carry the packet of bread all the way to the table 1.3. Put the bread down on to the table 1.4. By putting it on the table put the packet of bread softy on the table then release your hands which means take your fingers off from the packet of bread (And you can open the packet of bread in whatever way you what) *Topic two, The peanut butter* 2. Find the peanut butter from where ever it is 2.1. Grab the peanut butter by taking your hand and putting it on the jar of peanut butter with your fingers attached to the jar of peanut butter **NOT FINISHED**

Please someone send this video to Gordon Ramsay, he needs to witness this masterpiece.

I love how he expelled the person who actually made something eatable but gave detention to the person who told him to put raw butter and a peanut on bread

2:52 3AM youtubers be like:

It’s been 3 years and this is still my favourite Ryan video

Its impossible to do this as detailed as possible. You can't explain to someone how to move a muscle.

I love your laugh it’s so contagious 😂😂

“I don’t judge you on how you eat your peanut butter jellies” me with peanut allergies: Because I don’t…

This comment section is just “no one:” comments lol

This is the definition of ryan running out of ideas LMFAOOO

That’s the crazy… 😂 -Ryan. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dinner is served!!! 💙💗🤣💖

When he started cutting the bread vertically I was dying laughing

every teacher watching this: SLAPS HEAD

"Andrew, if you're watching this I hope you're exposed. Cops are on their way" 😂😂

I love this lol- the fact you boiled the actual jar of Jelly is crazy-

I have never laughed so much watching a dude make a sandwich

No one: Ryan: *throws sandwich in sink not bin*

Ryan: Every heard of Gravity? Cassie: I said hold it in your hand not rest it,...

One time we did the workshop thingy and we had to do steps for decorating a Biscuit (or cookie whatever u call it) and they chose one set of steps and used that one, and since the amount of icing wasn’t specifically stated she put a heap on and didn’t put it on a plate, and then when she had to put sprinkles on she put it on the plate bc of mess and put the tiniest bit on.

10:37 that’s the crazy - Ryan

cassie:turn the bread upside down ryan:doesnt hold it and just flips it over

“You're so bad you just invented a new grade scale” *RoAsTeD* 🤣

The most crazy thing is not that cassie’s a flipping spy ITS THE RYAN USED SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER

The way the word booty popped up made me laugh

I just watched a guy make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for 15 minutes...

Imagine if Gordon Ramsay watched this

This video is like my ELA teacher where she ask us (the classroom and me) to make an essay on how to make a PB&J sandwich and be detail and precisely on how to make it haha

I’m done and disappointed! ( throws sandwich in the sink) - Ryan. this was such a good vid! Hahahaha!

I feel like this video was more of Ryan exposing Mrs Everdeen.

Aussies be like: “It’s JAM”

Lol I literally watched this while making 6 PB&j sandwiches, not for instructions, just a coincidence. I was watching my watch later playlist and it came up

Thanks for teaching me! Can you make a video on how to make a glass of water??? Hahaha.. Just kidding, you're tearing up! You make great videos😂

“Im done and I’m disappointed.” *puts sandwich in sink*

Who else is mad he threw Cassie’s sandwich 🤧

12:19 gosh I laughed so hard I ran out of oxygen my boyfriend needed to do me mouth to mouth 😨

This is actually my favorite Ryan Trahan video

Instructions unclear: I have successfully created a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

How to deal with childhood trauma: Bully the internet so everyone has to live with the same trauma now

How proud are Ryan's parents are they PROUD of EMBARRASSED

Omg i was dieing of laughter this whole video and I can't tell why

ryan: F- Detention also ryan: B+ EXPELLED

10:58 I thought it went in the Peanut Butter Jar lol

I was thinking of this video yeasterday, and now I get to watch it again!

Cassie called those who don't keep jam in the fridge psychotic yet she is the same person who keeps BREAD in the friggin CUPBOARDS

ryan: imnot going to be like my teacher, Ryan 2 seconds later: im not going to put the plate down camryn didnt tell me too

Here is the real way how: 1. Get a plate from where every you get them 2. Place it on the counter 3. Get your bread out from where ever you keep it 4. Open the bag 5. Get 2 pieces of bread out of the bag 6. Lay them side by side on the plate 7. Open the jelly and peanut butter containers/jars 8. Get a butter knife 9. Dig it into the peanut butter and get whatever amount looks good in your opinion 10. Smear the peanut butter on the bread without get it off the bread 11. Rinse the knife in the sink 12. Dig the knife into the jelly carefully so it won’t slide off 13. Spread the jelly onto the bread without getting it off the bread 14. Put down the knife 15. Precisely line the bread on top of each other together 16. Take the sandwich off the plate 17. Eat to your hearts desire 18. Clean the plate and knife 19. Wash your hands 20. Put everything back where it belongs

I can't stop laugning. Wtf. He's just going on about his entire life. 😂😂😂

the last one broke me 😂😂

Nobody: Ryan Trahan: Throws scraps of food in the sink. :(

why is everyone doing the "nobody:" thing its so overused lmao make a new joke for once jeff

2:56 me when i don't have a anymore beans in my pantry

To crust to crust to crust to crust to crust to crust😂

no one: Ryan: * has 3 jars of peanut butter and jelly on his counter *

wow me: makes sandwich everyday for lunch Ryan: how do you do this?

He now can finally make the final pb&j

Yo round of the pause for Ryan he bin through a lot bro who agreed

Only Ryan can make a 15 minute video about pb and j’s 😂

Ryan gets bit and stabbed. His teacher’s name is Mrs. Everdeen. No one is going to talk about this?

he literally almost made me like choke of laughter-

According to Ryan: B- = expelled F- = detention

First Thing: Cassie is letting Ryan use her house.

so apparently, B- gets you expelled but F- gets detention ://///

I died laughing 😂 i never had a pb&j ill make one using these instructions 😂

My man got me when bread and peanut butter jelly breaf

“Life’s all about how you finish not how you start.” -Ryan

Ms.Everdeen: "I Can't breathe!" Ryan: "Oh, I know.... Mwahaahahahahhahha!"

Omg when he put the penut butter container on the loaf of bread I thought my teachers where the only one who did that but ngl it was really funny 😂

6:49 No way Cassie is the best she gets expelled then Yasmine brings nothing related to Peanut Butter and Jelly and gets detention now Ryan you get detention now look at the wall of shame

Doesn’t have wooden cutting board: *reality TV music intensifies*

“I don’t judge you on how you eat your peanut butter and jellies!” CHECKMATE. I hate peanut butter.

I’m a music education major and I’ve had to give instructions for how to make a PB&J three times. One of those teachers wanted us to include directions for how to clean up and the class was like “no, you only asked for instructions on how to make a PB&J and it’s been made, clean up is on your own.”

6:01 i was hungry while waching this video and i felt so much pain in this moment lmao

7:02 If you didn’t read this, you’re seriously missing out