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"Subconsciously at this point I just want to be single" is such a mood. After a five year relationship I've come to appreciate me time so much more. I loved my partner but it's also freeing being single lol I've never worked so much on my own improvement and goals! But good luck Stuart I understand the itty bitty d struggle
My internal age is 17, my exterior is a lot more than that, haven’t needed a pickup line in oh… 28 yrs… so I definitely laughed at many of the cringy ones as I just can’t believe someone would actually say them! When I spoke to my husband for the first time I asked him if he like the movie ‘The Crow’ as that was his camp name and that’s where it all began 28yrs ago! 🥰 Just ask -what’s your fav book/movie/song/artist/play… go from there. Oh, and I’m definitely into older guys with emotional/mental issues that have long hair 😊
Another night of insomnia, so I'm 12 days late to the party, and another lovely entertaining video to keep the existential dread away for a little while longer. Like legit, it's lurking everywhere at 4am🙃 Thank you for making the content you do.
I applaud, you expressing difficulties with your mental health I’m working on personal issues trying to get better every day but it’s a struggle I don’t think people understand it’s not something that is healed overnight it takes hard work and it’s always a struggle but you’ve got to find happiness where you can get it. I enjoy your channel for multiple reasons, but most of all expressing your difficulties, but still pushing forward.
Pickup lines have never worked on me in the traditional sense, but the folks who've made me laugh usually at least had a chance at sharing a drink with me.
😂😂😂 thanks to this video I now know what my daughters friends mean when they call her the rizz queen! Omg 😂😂😂 ps yes I thought it had something to do with the other one!!!
I hadn't heard the word rizz until I started with the local lbgtqa+ youth group. I'm 39 and it made me feel old. But then got asked for id for a bottle of wine. But rizz sounding like something totally different is definitely a reference I get. If my mind wasn't in the gutter it would be homeless lol maybe I should see a therapist rather than study to become one lol
Rizz is just short for charisma. Honestly Gen Z slang makes more sense to me than Millennial slang does, they just give nicknames to old words that have fallen out of use instead of giving words completely new and random definitions (I'm glad Millenials finally moved on from misusing literally all the time).
I've had a lot of pick up lines used on me, but it was never the pick up line that worked. It was always actual conversation, maybe a few jokes, and occasionally a little to do with drinks.
Story time!!! Years ago, I went to a naughty bar in Tulsa. There was a woman there dressed 80's style. Think Madonna with the fingerless gloves, hat, and ripped jeans. The jeans were custom, having cut slits strategically from waist to cuff, even removing the back pockets to add slits to her arse. I caught her attention as we passed each other and asked if we could dance later. She said yes. Then I asked her if I could put my hands in her back pockets as we danced. She said she didn't have back pockets, just slits...and I grinned, telling her that I knew that. She grinned back, we danced, and she stayed in my lap the rest of the night. Good times!!!!
With one look, My soul was shook. Your eyes like the ocean in the carribean and thats what has me singin'. My heart so desolate and dark, with one word you lit a spark. With hearts on our sleaves, please let me take your hand with ease. I'll hold you for eternity even when I'm beyond my own entity. Be yourself and I'll smile, Laugh a little and my knees make me fall into a pile. So please make my heart flutter, its as easy as letting out a mutter. Let me give you my heart and we'll start. (Thats prob some of the best I got being I'm very much into poetry and better at love notes and fyi I am into emmotionally unstable, older people with long hair.)
I've never had a guy try and pick me up. I've been stood up and ghosted. I've tried awkwardly flirting with you Stuart but you too have just ghosted me. Then I've DM'd you like fans do, and you continue to ghost me. I hear influencers talking about all their DMs all the time but I've never once gotten a response. I have to assume it's because I'm fat and ugly because I have a wicked sense of humour, which he'd know if he'd bother to read my messages. It's fine, I've given up.
One of my favorite lines from 2000 years ago (Ovid, Amores, 3.2.27) - Invida vestis eras quae tam bona crura tegebas - I’m jealous of that cloak of yours covering such gorgeous legs
Omg, I think I sent the one about the work of art hsuahsushhs and no, it's not because you're old, it's because you're so beautiful and deserve to be admired. But anyway hahaha (And the answer to your question is yes, I like it a lot.)
I was a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas (Bartender too) I would say this not trying to take them home just get to know them, but it worked! “Hey, you’re kinda cute! What’s your first name?” Got the conversation going and was good for tips!!!❤❤ I loved my job! They would eat snacks, a few drinks and tell me lots of fun things! Made friends and a husband!❤❤❤😂😂😂
I learnt about the word "rizz" last year when a guy at work asked me if I knew what it meant...I'm like, no I have NO clue! As for pickup lines, I can't remember because it has been quite some time since someone has tried to use one on me 😂 😢 I might just add that your pickup line of flexing those biceps would probably work for me! 😂
I’ve never been rizzed, but when I was hiking, one of the people on the hiking tour with me got injured badly and had to use crutches. She said: “Damn I’m such a hot mess at the moment.” Which I heard and replied without thinking, “you might be a hot mess but at least you’re hot.” I was IMMEDIATELY embarrassed, and ran away quickly afterwards, but I did get a good laugh out of her. And a successful distraction from her pain. So, win-win? 😂
Music suggestion: iniko. I have never had anyone use a pick line on me and I discovered I flirt like a sailor on leave because I learned flirting from the movies apparently. Sorry about your bad experience flirting I think it happens to all of us dont sweat it you were perfecting your craft, everyone starts level one and it take practice to get better. Also that was an adorable squeak at the end of the video.
You just need to visit any smallish town in the US. Everyone would be falling at your feet, your cute and your accent will make the knees buckle under.
With all the corny pickup lines suggested, I think it would be more successful to say "I'm drawn to you. You intrigue/fascinate me ..I'd like to buy you a coffee / drink so I can get to know more about you" No need to show your muscles - believe me she'll already have noticed. Then you can gauge if she's up for sex or not ..don't lead with it unless you're just looking for a one nighter. 😊 Glad I'm a female so I don't have to go through stressing this pickup line shit - just have to stand there and it comes to me! 😄 xo
My ex told me a pick up line and i cringed like hell Pick up line that way👇 "Are you a motorcycle because the faster i go the louder you get" I was dying from laughter😂
At a stop light we made eye contact and he asked is that a stick shift.. I said yes and he smiled really big and said " wanna race" lol married that man a year later 😂
I've actually never gotten a pick up line..... it's always been me asking/telling them I'm interested usually a written letter because then I can run if their expression looks disgusted or not interested worked 3/4 times 😅 the very rare instance someone has asked to buy me a coffee/drink or asked for my number only one of those actually made it because it's usually a really creepy person for example one was while i was at work and they kept trying to squeeze my love handles and making comments about them being good handle bars 🤢 my boss eventually called security another was a very wasted individual who started touching my tattoos saying I didn't look like the type to have tats 😅 anyone got any tips 🤣🤣🤣
The pick-up line that worked for me once(just quickly putting this out, that I’m a girl) was : Roses are red Violets are blue I have a crush on you 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Seriously, hope use this Stuart 😂😂😂
I remember once, when I was in the restroom at school, a friend of mine walked into the ladies restroom and toss a metal bowl around my legs. He came over and said "Excuse me, is this your bowl?" All I had left after that day was a nervous tic xD But I recommends such a play with chestnut. You toss a chestnut around the feet of the person you like, approach and ask "excuse me, is this your chestnut?". Depending on his/her reaction, you continue the conversation.
