I Beat A Lie Detector Test! 

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I've been polygraphed four or five times in regard to a felony theft at my (then) place of employment. This was in Illinois; by law you can get a copy of your results once the report is written. The first two (by a private firm) resulted in a pair of detectives leaning hard on me, accusing me of lying and then lying themselves. I gave them no traction and no confession. The next two or three were administered by the sheriff's department in house specialist. They pulled out all the stops: wash hands, shoes off, no watch allowed, and conducted in a locked interrogation room. Those sessions lasted hours, with the deputies often leaving for long period of time. The heat was jacked up, then the A/C blasted. Again I was accused of lying and told I failed the tests. Again they got nothing; I hadn't done it, and I had no solid idea who had. I received the reports about two weeks after the cops did. I had registered ZERO lies, but a lot of "inconclusives," even about some random things. Polygraphs are first and foremost an interrogation tool used to bully you into giving up information or confessing. Don't ever confess to something you didn't do.

A lying lawyer? What else is new lol

The inventor said explicitly that it was inaccurate and not to be used to prosecute people

idk why i hadnt watched anything but the shorts this is some fire content

Well, to be fair, a lie detector test is really just meant to detect nervousness, and based upon the answer and how anxious the person is, the administers make an educated guess.

I took polygraph tests every 7 years for work. My favorite question was: Have you ever paid money for sex? I always answered "I bought my wife a house" 😂

No matter what we can never escape John The Lie Detector Guy 😂😂

Can I just say that Mike is the FUNNIEST person ever! I love watching these videos because I know I will leave knowing so many things I didn't before, and that I will have a smile on my face the entire time while watching! Keep doing your amazing work Mike!

“I’m not wearing woman underwear rn”. “That’s a lie” wow did him dirty 😭

The get drunk technique is not 100% useful not only because it doesn't work but so when some people get drunk the end up saying things to honestly or don't pay attention to what is said

As someone who had to take a test a long time ago (not at a police station or anything like that) they are most definitely beatable. They have to tell you the questions before you take them so you don't create brain activity anticipating the question and throw off the test. Study the questions and lie to yourself until you convince yourself you're telling the truth. If you can't do that, listen to the questions carefully. Example "Did you write a naughty word on the wall is completely different than did you write naughty words on the wall" One is singular, and one is plural. Remind yourself to stay calm. Control your breathing with deep calm breaths.

My blood pressure spikes even when I'm telling the truth, because of confrontation 😭😭

Nice crying face! You're too funny Mike!! 🌲 Merry Christmas to you and your family!! 🧑‍🎄

"Can i use the bathroom" "I don't know can you'' " may i use the bathroom-" "nope"

I appreciate Mike’s effort in making this as entertaining as possible 😂

11:44 “Have you ever pooped your pants” Mike “No” “That’s a lie” JOHN I HAVENT POOPED MY PANTS

My first full length Law By Mike video... I hope its a good one!! The unhinged ness made this absolutely worth my 14 minutes, Mike being drunk is the best thing I've seen the entire day.

Mike never fails to sentence me to death

He’s the Bill Nye of law

“Ready as I’ll ever be.” “That’s a lie.”

I’d love to see them do a polygraph on a woman going through menopause. You’re sitting there all comfy and normal, and then…..hot flash! You start sweating profusely, your heart rate goes up, you start fidgeting (because hot flashes are sooo uncomfortable), and I’m not sure about blood pressure.

The lie detector info is great but I'm far more interested in Mike's ability to Thanos snap out of an awkward situation. Is it possible to learn this power?

146 gallons of milk? How many children has Mike abandoned?

Mike's visual gags are so great

This is why I’m not increasing my clearance to ts/sci w/poly. The failure of the polygraph is that although the data is useful it essentially tries to say that changes in these determine truth or lie. “Have you ever committed SA?” Could have a similar reading from a lying perpetrator as the victim of SA. Polys are trash

Mike getting drunk for our knowledge:

"I am not wearing a woman underwear right now 😀" *Famous Last Words*

Merry Christmas Mike, your videos are always helpful and educate alot, looking forward for more ❤

This is my first ever video (not counting shorts) I watched from Mr. LawbyMike and I think I chose the right one to be my first. Very detailed, informative and the perfect addition of comedic relief to not easily bore the average human (aka me). Thank you for everything you do LbM and Happy Holidays!

😂 "I've never pooped my pants" blud was pleading for his life

I love every RU-vid video I've watched involving a polygraph test they go to John

Thanks for all the information

Thanks Law By Mike! Your education on law is helpful!

Mike being drunk is the funniest thing in the world

Drunk Mike is my favorite😂😂

Law by Mike is definitely up there with Harvey Spectre, Saul Goodman and Atticus Fynch.

why is this guy always the one who does the lie detectors?

The underwear part got me rolling to Ohio 🤣

mike has so many clips in his videos for an out of context compilation lol, i like this guy

I want more Drunk Mike he’s funny

Shorts wars??? 4:16

wat is saul goodman yappin about

I’m surprised those last few seconds didn’t start a war

informative videos i can watch that arent destroying my attention span, thanks

The inventor of the polygraph test or light detector test actually actually stated that it really doesn't work.

These videos are so high quality, I love em!

Honestly Mike is such a good actor. It’s so entertaining.

12:43 that alcohol must have tasted terrible

The better call Mike mug is so good

Nah I legit thought that the ad transition was a part of shorts wars lol

I once took a polygraph test for a job, and I have no idea how I passed it. I was asked if I consume drugs. I said no, but in my mind I was like of course, multiple times every day. coffee is technically a drug, so I technically use drugs each time I consume coffee. I was asked if I stole from my previous employer. I said no, but as it happens, I once left work like a minute or two early. in my mind, there is no doubt that is stealing ( getting paid for 8h and working 7h58' ) I was asked if I like to gamble. I said no, and yeah, I never bet money, but I absolutely love to bet on stuff (with 0 stakes) to the point that I'm a bit obsessed with probabilities and odds, even if it's just for fun, I definitely love doing it. So yeah, in the end I think I got those needles moving all over the place at all times, and I think that's how they couldn't tell when I was lying and when not, so they gave me pass. also, for the calibration questions, like what's your name, how old are you, I Imagined in my mind that I was lying to those as well, (even if I didn't) and even imagined how I'd get in a heap of trouble because I lied. this way, they couldn't get an accurate "base line" of when I'm telling the truth

That sponsership was really clean

Merry Christmas Mike!

Thank you Mike for once again telling us how to avoid the law

There is no advantage for an individual to take a lie detector test in a criminal case

5:50 love the lighting🔥

I took those before, and there been a situation that it said I failed, which it was impossible. And most of the time they lock me up. I have been up front, and about the breathing thing, I always stop breathing to make any word comes out. But I have witnesses to prove my honest, but never had a chance.

Mike never fails to fill us up.. 😋😋

I'm not done watching yet but I hope there's a part you explain the guy you're working with is putting on an act and not a real polygraph test

0:27 is that the lady liberty from Metallica’s “…And justice for all” album In the background of the studio?

i wonder how i, being a brazilian, ended up watching so many videos of US laws by law by mike😂 i just know that they are very informative and entertaining tho. i love learning new things, keep it up mike

am i the only one who thought he only did shorts?

LawByMike: "i have never worn women's underwear/panties" lie detector: "that was a lie" i see your a man of culture as well

5:10 bro was devastated

A detective did everything he could to get me to take one. My dad used to be a military Police officer and told me nope don't touch it. It can only hurt you and they will charge you. And yup I asked and they FINALLY admitted I had to pay. And then to told my boss to lie to me and tell me that he would pay for it but then to take it out of my paycheck. Little did he realize that my Russian boss hates corrupt police of any kind he wasn't going to risk his business for this detectives pride. He was so pissed that I said no, the detective not my boss

I had to take a polygraph test for employment with Radio Shack in the early 80's. The guy giving the test looked like somebody from the Crypt - really freaky with a huge frown. I failed although I told the truth. He agreed to give me the test again and rephrased the questions. I passed. His personally completely changed and he put on a big grin. He enjoyed telling me about how the polygraph test work. I got the job. But if I ever had to take another test then I know for sure that I would not trust the results.

Mikes jokes are getting better each video

i haven't heard "Coby!" in such a long time, that was so good to listen to xD

bro mike got the best humor fr

"Lying isn't a job" Lawyers

I love that mike has the law person behind him Its very saul goodman of him

I love your videos so much keep up the good work man

Ive taken the tests before. Many times the questions were gone over with me before hand and had to be reworked because they were, in my mind, ambiguous. Usually a polygraph is just yes and no questions. Just remember, everything is true, from a certain point of view.

Woof! So glad that government workers not part of these agencies are not tested by polygraph! I sent in a stack of papers in and gave fingerprints to apply for a Census Bureau job! It didn't pay as much as the mentioned jobs!

I’m still thinking about what will happen if I take strong sedatives and/or antipsychotics. Even in a mentally healthy person, this should probably drown out emotions and reactions well and maybe somehow disrupt the polygraph.

15 minutes of law by mike holy moly

The hillbilly knows where he is at all times. He knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is - whichever is greater - he obtains a difference or deviation. The chainsaw uses deviations to generate corrective commands to run the hillybilly from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position that he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is is now the position that he wasn't, and if follows that the position that he was is now the position that he isn't. In the event that the position that the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the hillbilly is and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the chainsaw. However, the hillbilly must also know where he was. The chainsaw guidance motor scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the hillbilly has obtained, he is not sure just where it is. However, he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he know where he was. He now subtracts where he should be from where he wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where he shouldn't be and where he was, he is able to obtain the deviation and its curve, which is called horrible hitbox.

More drunk Mike videos please!

5:40 He is a dad that doesn't want to risk getting the milk, respect.

Gotta love Clark and John. Ty law by Mike

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When he started to talk about people stealing data I half expected him to talk about clone vpn

Your content is like a mix between a better call saul commercial and smosh

As someone who was required to pass a polygraph, I can attest they are 100% beatable and pseudoscience. The way is quite simple, go into the test tuely believing it is fake science that does not detect lies, only bodily activity, and bite your toungue durring the preliminary questions you are suppose to lie about (not going to use a tac, that's way to much pain for what is needed). Truely believing the test can't detect lies allows you you stay calm, and biting your tongue during the preliminary lies makes the test giver think you are far more reactive to lieing then you actualy are. The combonation of these helps mello out your lies and limit the bodily responses you may have. If you are worried you might fail, you likely will. That means you have not truely accepted in your mind that the test is bullshit that can be easily gamed.

HEY Mike i have a video idea that you could break down, its the recent youtube drama blocking ad blockers, many people say its illegal for them to do it and that its taking away our privacy and i would love to see your opinion on it

law by mike makes learning about laws and such so much more fun

I've heard that polygraphs don't work if you're used to chronically lying, because you'll have no reaction.

INDEED YOU ARE THE BEST LAWYER ON RU-vid, I'M GLAD YOU HAD NO HESITATION SAYING - " YES " ! 😁

@LawByMike. I took, passed, and lied through my teeth on around half of a polygraph for employment as a civilian for a law enforcement agency over a decade ago. Would you say say it was bad equipment, a not so good tested, or do I need to seek professional help? I would like to point out at that time in my , no longer, i was an habitual liar

Good to see the long form content is just as unhinged

Hey Mike, I have a question about the law: if someone is fighting my friend and I were to defend my friend, it wouldn't be self-defense because I'm defending someone else, so how would that work

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4:34 Clark bettayed Mike. 😂

Drunk Mike is hilarious

The way he said mama mia😂😂😂

As the ad was playing, I got a message at the top of my screen. “Hey Stacy, short on cash?” I almost died laughing 😂😂

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