I became the worst doctor ever in Bitlife 

and he always ruins his life at the casino

It’s because he’s a military genius and he knows the best way to win a war is to not even get involved.

@@Runruunruuuuuu he’s also an acrobatic genius which made him really healthy. That is why he lived so long

@@jacobwhelan45 he’s just the dictionary definition of genius in every single regard

Dr: *has problem for the first time in his life* Dr: *immediately chooses murder*

@tr3v0r could be Dr fish's grandson or he could be 170

Dr fish saw him born into the world and he saw him leave the world

Oh that's simple. H E I S E T E R N A L

It's his grandson, Dr. Fish The Third.

Being a doctor made of fish makes you immortal

He may of had kids who followed in his steps and become a doctor like their parent?

@@Ilivepuppys he is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ë T Ê R Ñ Æ Ł . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

@@salem-01 Mine makes more sense yours is just joking around.

Dr. Fish has been a doctor since Dr. Dr. Smartmandude was a kid lmao and Dr. Dr. Smartmandude lived for 115 years

@@Ilivepuppys great, here have a candy

No really; I was eating when I got to that part and nearly choked. Holy shit that was hilarious.

@nye Shows how surprised he was

Fr he was so shocked he forgot to say "feck" 🤣

@blur W h a t

@blur *health intensifies *

@blur that's quite the blur

1kth like dibs

@@lumethecrow9808 the key is to get a WeightWatchers diet

Congrats on the heart

69 likes bro

Nvm

@@Anthony_carmine_gear you are right, we need to get rid of some likes

WHIST

Cant tell if the wtf was because he was shicked he had a wife ir because his wife is cheating on him

@@maryjoygelizon4268 it was because her husband was callmekevin lol

I dont blame him lmfao

5:55

@@maryjoygelizon4268 Yes

Please answer. Isn’t talking Irish just english?

@@TeslijahBy Irish, he means the Irish Gaelic language, the traditional language of Ireland.

Luckily, he's not that kind of doctor

Well, your probably going to lose your nose, good luck

'Not that kind of doctor' Which kind of explains the origin of the Turg look to begin with.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Turg*

@Ni-kun the patient wouldn't wake up from both kidneys being removed, patient be *DED*

@Ni-kun oh well, lol I was never into tf2

welp I only have one(malformation) so that's not too hard

and "accidentally" sell them on the black market

And then the patient wakes up in a basement

First reply cuz I can

@@ballin4334, fine then, ima be the third. Third reply’s better anyway. (I’m being sarcastic, I dunno why I replyed this on this comment) Keep going down | | | | V **slaps with chedder** :3

Either we have a very similar taste in videos or you’re just everywhere

"im still an overall loser but ill take the dopamines, thank you"

You are everywhere

Is the child Jim Pickens?

His reaction was priceless

Stops mid sentence "what the fuck!?" , that was great

"WHAT DA FUCK!!"

The fact he said fuck and not feck made me laugh so hard and I had to rewatch it a few times xp

I don't get it

@@josjoe792 they r amazing cuz he didn't do anything

@@nishenkunalan9736 ooooohhh i am so dumb lol

🤣

Lol

Today i started a life and my dad was a very wealthy docor of 68 years old and my mom was 19, as always i ended up in jail but pretty sure he was her sugar daddy as she didn’t have a job and they made 1 kid every year, i had 5 siblings

@@LupusVenatica Wait, you can only have one kid a year, they had five kids, and she was 19. Doesnt that mean they had a child when he was 63 and she was 14???

@@manologamerss5801 no, i was born when she was 19

@@manologamerss5801 i was the oldest child and when she 24 or 25 she had 5 children

Huh, are you a Taoist or something lmao

😡👉👆💥🤏👉💥👿🤬😳🤕🙃🥵💥😭😭🤪😭😎😭😭😏😿🙃😿💥😂🥸🥸😎👆😒🤬🤬😱🤬😳🤌🤣🤪🤣👉😡🥰🥰🤕😡🤕👆😏🥰😔😙🤬🤪🤬👿🤬🤕😏👆🙃👿👿🤪🤬😏🤬🤕😙🤕👆😒🤕😙🤬🙃🤬😏🤕😏🥵🙃🥵😡🤪😳👉☠🤕😪👉👻😔👻😔💀😪👻😡🤏👻😪👻☠💀☠💀☠🥶💥🥶🙃🥶🙃🥶😙🤕😒🤕😁🥵😭🤏😭🥶🤕😏👆🙃👉😒🥶👿😱👿😱🤌🤪🤌🤪😭😳😭🙃🥵😒😂🤧🙃😡🥸 Is how I think of you

It was the biggest turning point in Dr's life

I can already see the biography XD

“Everything was going wrong. my cat died (and my dad but oh well) but one day I decided to curl up on the couch with a dictionary and my life was instantly changed forever”

Does it have the be an english dictionary? Cause I only have portuguese dictionaries at home :(

Im gonna assume dr fish was around the same age as him (probably 2 years older) so when he was 105 Dr fish was 107

unless someone followed someones footsteps

Pardon me but how do you write the word Kevin said in the video that meant "wait"in Irish?

@@loonywolf2012 honestly it’s weird because I always thought wait in Irish was Fan? But I’m Cornish so I dunno. Very different languages

yeah i'm looking it up trying to find it and all i'm finding is fan and other versions of it? and irish spelling is very not phonetic so i can't even begin to guess how it'd be spelled hhh

@@meuanglao7 sorry for replying to an old comment but i'm irish and i have an answer if you're still curious: "whisht" isn't literally a word in irish, but it's a slang term used in ireland. it means either "hold on a second" or "shut up".

@@ratlesbian5498nice yt name

Google knows him so well, they're trying to make him a good person.

@@freezeboy13 google should know by now that's not going to work

K don't want to ruin your theory but isn't the of surgeon sim the back story for meet the medic from tf2?

@@idfk-gb9dj No, it isn't. There IS a Meet the Medic DLC for Surgeon Sim 1 tho.

@@implord4197 thx for the clarification

Reminds me of the onion's worlds oldest neurusurgeon

@@nathaniel817 Mmm, oño!

Actually way more years

At age 95+ he didnt really have a need for that much money even in real life i would think that im close to dying

if the game doesn't screw him over Kevin will screw himself over

@@kirboi363 i mean, the casino is rigged against you so its still the game screwing him over

@@Serrifin true

@@Serrifin it is in real life too

I downloaded it because of Kevin and my character was even more boring than I am xD I deleted it when I hit 30yo or so :D

My characters are always fun but I don't want to pay for anything so adds had been terrorising me till I couldn't continue

It is!

It's pretty fun if you try to have like 30 children 😆

Lol

Jermaincalm

@@dudezombie1498 NO!!!! I found out who my Doctor could be! I am not calming down...

@@Conceptcreator just calm down. Heres some bread.

@@lockofthesamurai4317 that helped

I’m sorry? *W H A T?*

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Pls tell me the characters name was saitama or one punch man

@@maryjoygelizon4268 unfortunately not lol I didnt go into it expecting to do that

Kevin should make a video about that.

autoclicker for the win

I did that shit once on mobile and never attempted it again.

@@malicexvii7905 me too

@@malicexvii7905 How long did it take?

@@methmonster idk the exact time but it forever. I was normally patient with it bc I liked having 100 percent smarts for every single year but even 3000 pages was a bit much...

Hi TIDIYRD (tails is disappointed in your recent decisions)

Kevin’s out here telling me I gotta get rid of my yellow bile which built up due to miasma

"You've got ghosts in your blood you should do cocaine about it"

I think I managed to have someone make it to age 109 or 119... I forget.

I had a dude hit 120 once

to be fair he still ended quite a few by hiring all those hitmen so it balances out

It's a real uno reverse card moment that's for sure.

Ew Imagine saving lives

@@andimoz You gotta spill some blood to save the rest! Just don't save them by using the blood as they might get a disease...

And it killed him

Was looking for exactly this comment.

Or that Dr Fish took care of him from childhood through 105 😂

@@runrunshaw337 Dr. Fish must have been a child prodigy or literally ancient to have been treating our guy for a hundred years

@@runrunshaw337 He saw him come into the world and watched as he was taken out of it.

Well he showed himself clicking and just sped it up

I've done that once in this game. Never..... again.....

I did it just for the achievement. It took bloody ages.

That's stonks thinking right there

Yer

Ikr

I'm pretty sure theres something that allows content creators to set a time when the video will be posted.

@@nightorchid5031 It's funnier to imagine it the other way especially with Kev

@@NorthernGreenEyes I know

what video was that from lol

ah Jules, still lives on in our hearts

If your reading this We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

@@DonaldRump. *You're

@@DonaldRump. I just saw this. Damn you.

Lol

Ah yes patints

Comic sans is the only way

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Me who just graduated highschool. I got a looonnng road ahead of me 😀