I lived a terrible double life in Bitlife 

I love how the mother didn’t respond to his letter but then did find it necessary to tell him she’s suffering diarrhoea 😆

I like how when Kevin is being bad he kills people,starts a riot, steals and when he is being good he talks to someone and meditates

"He was an odd fellow, but everyone who met him preferred when he was even"

I see past Kevin and future Keven are fighting for possession over present Kevin. Such a sad thing to see

What an absolute journey for Chaos The Kind, went to juvenile prison, finished college, joined the Irish mob, got sentenced to life in prison,escaped,got kicked out of the mob , went to Spain and got deported back , murdered his entire family and everyone he knew, went to Monaco and became a successful politician/millionaire , and died on drug overdose , WOW

"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be" - Jim Pickens

This game always finds a way to come back, I love it

I love how he's just counting instead of just saying like odd years are evil or something.

Being sent to juvie for running away is like suspending someone because they were absent from class

I feel like Kevin is slowly admitting to us he’s a serial killer

"I am suffering from anxiety. I cried. I cried. I cried. I cried. I cried." lmao me

Kevin defines "being evil" as "the character sabotaging himself" instead of "the character lying to get the job".

I wish that “I tripled my net worth, now I’m worth $94!” didn’t hit so close to home.

I can just imagine the prisoners sitting and counting down to the new year and right when it hits 24:00 Kevin just whips out a shank and just starts stabbing everyone

"Hey there friends how's it going? I am a terrible person" - Kevin O'Reilly 2022

Kevin commitment to good is..... taxing. "maybe I should just age up and have another bad year..."

Kevin avoiding Ireland because they'll 100% deport him sends me

I think the name Chaos The Kind really sums up Kevin very well

I'd like to see a Kevin do a bit life video where he doesn't: Join organized crime Commit crimes Gamble Try to murder someone Run for political office That would be quite the challenge 😅

thank you for all the amazing content you've given us! i've basically binged your entire channel over the last few months and you have brought me so much joy. i am disabled and can't do very much day to day and my mental health often suffers because of it but you have made things so much brighter for me. i'm so glad for everything you do

I love that when most tubers/streamers dye their hair they're like "I'm gonna dye my hair a wacky completely unnatural color so everyone knows how quirky and unique I am" and Kevin is like "Hmm maybe I'll dye mine a natural shade slightly lighter than my real hair?"

Kevin running for mayor be like: "Ok yes I've killed my entire family for money but like" "1: it didn't even work and" "2: bruh they said the Earth was flat evil in Carnate right there"

Kevin is completely inspired by the bit life developers, I'm glad they inspired you to do youtube Kevin.

I love how the escape system on PC makes absolutely no sense, because you arent supposed to run as fast as you can. Usually every move you take, the guard does 2 moves so you have to be really smart about that, but kevin just rushes to the exit by the power of the arrow keys.

You know, Kevin could just have set up that even years are good, odd years are bad. But no, he prefers to just keep track of what he's doing each year, like a true tactical genius.

00:01 we know Kevin, we know

What if Kevin is doing this to secretly tell us he lives a double life in real life? Could it be Call Me Kevin and Call Me Kevin Clips after all? 😲

That feeling when Kevin's characters have more stable life than your parents..

"I know my Father could be a real dick but there was also kindness in his heart. I remember one time he gave me a pickle toy, that's when I realised, even so he was very bad at showing it, that deep down inside him he really cared for me." Hank The Kind during his funeral speech for his father who overdosed on PCP.

Day 270 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey

If Monaco is a city state, wouldn't becoming mayor give you rule over the whole country?

Not even a minute and I'm already cracking up 4 seconds into the video, "I am a terrible person... In bitlife" 💀 Please don't ever stop being terribly funny

it's funny how a guy named "chaos the kind" can go from: loving life to wanting to destroy everything in a split second LOL.

Fun fact: about 1/3 of Monaco’s population are millionaires so Kevin having over 2 million Euros is realistic Also like a quarter to half of the F1 grid lives there (just if you didn’t know)

Ironically one of the most successful of Kevin's lives

Despicable me 4 music be like a double life

19:13 "I found a bag full of PCP on an evil year: consume all of it. **dead** I think that was a stupid year, I guess evil would have been selling it" Today Kevin learned the difference between chaotic evil and chaotic stupid 😈 ≠ 🥴

This was the best episode yet. Truly a modern classic.

I like to think that he’s just 2 people who switch control of the body every year and just keep trying to ‘correct’ everything the other did

I mean truly, who wouldn’t be happy to receive a yodeling pickle toy

I love how he is worried after discovering karma. Only thing that can make him do good things is letting him do bad things for longer if he does

The Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde playthrough 😂

"and he elbowed my nipple... okay" 😅 Having to explain to my mum walking by what is happening was an ordeal

You always made my day Kevin. Thank you!

I’ve been watching Kevin’s old BitLife videos all day and I got so happy when I saw the notification 😂💕

If you close outta the app when it says you're being arrested, your most recent action won't be remembered by the game and you can take another shot haha Note: I've only played on mobile, so can't guarantee this works for PC

Kevins bitlife videos are always a blast to watch!

This feels like a movie. He murdered everyone he ever knew, then moved to monaco and became the mayor.

Hey Kevin, crazy to think I’ve been watching you for nearly 10 years off and on. I remember the first video I ever saw by you was grand theft auto 4. You’ve evolved as a person so much in that time and I’m glad to still be here giving my support.

“I didn’t have my calculator to calculate the consequences” As if that would’ve changed anything, Kevin. 😂

"It's like Prison Break" is actually so funny because I'm currently rewatching it 😂

I KNOW YOU HEARD THE RUMORS YOU MUST GET OVER TO THEM RIGHT AWAY 🗣🗣🗣

What a missed opportunity to name Jekyll and Hyde

Chaos and the Yodeling Pickle would be a good name for a rock band.

You never know how impactful your seemingly mild actions can be for those around you. All it took for someone who was abandoned as a child to attend the funeral of the father who abandoned him, killed 9 people, escaped prison multiple times, expatriated to another country to evade authorities and somehow ran for office multiple times without getting arrested and deported for it was a single yodeling pickle toy. In short, be kind. You never know how you will impact those around you, even if you abandon them as a child.

11:36 "Who knew it was organised crime that was causing all of this stress?" - Tony Soprano, via Kevin

Didn't expect the hybrid joke and I almost choked on my drink

Hey, what are you hiding? (Watch) What you doin' when you're gone? (Hey, hey) Nothing wrong being private (watch) Make sure it ain't wrong (yeah) Your life double-sided (watch) Two-faced like coins What side do I get? (Watch) What side are you on? So what have you done? (Brrah) Some of your dirt has come to light (yeah) Why were you speedin' up that hill until the brakes come off? (Hey, hey) And someone saw you in a fight Am I right? It doesn't matter to you if you get heads or tails You just don't like to flip all the time But if you spin it then you get to see both sides Oh, the thrill of the double life Lie detector time (watch) Do you feel bad when you lie? (Watch) The look on your face says the best life (watch) And then come home like it's fine Am I right? (Watch) So what have you done? Some of your dirt has come to light Why were you speedin' up that hill until the brakes come off? (Hey) And someone saw you in a fight Am I right? (Ah) It doesn't matter to you if you get heads or tails You just don't like to flip all the time But if you spin it then you get to see both sides Oh, the thrill of the double life (brrah) Who will you be tonight? That's the question (brrah) Who will Gru be tonight? That's the question (yeah) I know you heard the rumors (hey) You must get over to it right away (oh) If anyone can do it, you gotta get there soon, it's not okay (hey) You got cars to drive, plenty jets to fly (baow, baow) When will you arrive? You're running out of time Don't you see that everything is on the line? So I'm sorry but you have to choose a side You'll never know when it's your time to go (side, hey) And where you end up in life, that's code (side) You can't ignore, you're spinning your life (baow, baow) Your watch is broken 'cause you spent all your time (side) It's now or never, on this, everything rides (side) Before the spinning stops, you must pick a side (yeah, yeah, brrah) Who will you be tonight? That's the question (yeah, yeah) Who will Gru be tonight? That's the question (yeah) Who will you be tonight? (Hey) That's the question (yeah) Who will Gru be tonight? (Ayy) That's the question

you switching from evil to good each year is just me everyday. im good for one minute, then evil the next.

bestie when you go to murder someone always choose the “impale them” option, you get away with it like 99% of the time

Day *672* of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game

Who will Kevin be tonight? That’s the question.

Victoria Fontaine: "he was arrested for murder" Chaos: "She believes the world it's flat" Chaos Wins the election "Memes the DNA of the soul" Victoria Fontaine: "how the hell did you get elected?" Chaos : "I don't write my own Speeches" Chaos: "I went to college, you know?. psychology."

Okay, this is definitely one of the best lives you've ever done. And definitely one of the most chaotic -- I mean, that life had more ups and downs than a damn roller coaster! XD

“Back in my day one dollar was a good enough bribe to get away with murder”-If I am allowed to Kevin’s funeral this will be what I will say in my speech.

the funniest part ab this for me is- this is what childhood is like when you have bpd xD (children cant be diagnosed w bpd, its patterns like these and other factors that contribute to a bpd diagnosis later in life- not everyone who is like this ends up w bpd and not everyone w bpd had a childhood like this)

Kevin - The hair and beard is on point. Looking sharp man! Keep up the beautiful chaos.

i love listening to this in the background and its like you're reading the story of a character doing good and bad stuff, its so funny

I haven't played bitlife in awhile so I decided "it's taking up space why not play it?" So I joined the Mafia then after playing for awhile got the notification that you posted this. 👍 Nice nice universe

"I feel like I could literally kill someone and the people wouldn't even care" *Homelander enters the chat*

Oh the thrill of the double life

“i would love to help except i’m having a ✨panic attack✨” ah yes relatable

"Goddammit, I can't attack this child" -Kevin, 2022

Barely one minute into the video and you already managed to murder a child.

So this is where it started (double life from despicable me) /j

"Yeah, everything's fine. I'm the mayor of Monaco, what are you going to do?" :D :D :D :D

Kevin runs for public office in Monaco. *plays stars and stripes*

Kevin: im a terrible person.... Me: we know Kevin: .... in bitlife Me: 😟

I thought this was going to be something like you run 2 games at once then see which one goes better, inevitably leading to 2 criminals that are equally terrible off

Bro took new years resolution too serious💀

Wow, this is incredible. Kevin truly is a chaos genius.

LMFAOOK the beginning TOOK ME OUT. “i cried i cried i cried i cried im now suffering from anxiety” LMDAOOOOOO me simulator

Kevin is the swaggest cereal killer ever! would definitely let him have my Lucky Charms.

ohh, the thrill of the double life

3:22 "Compliment my sister (Genesis)" His name is Chaos and his sister is Genesis; this is pretty much the "Primordial Gods" family 💥

Never stop doing bitlife please👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

A person from high school sees me in a store. Them: "Hey speciimenn! its been years how've you been?" Me: 1:30

Who will Kevin be tonight that's the question...

I feel like the sentence "It's like July in Spain" has an implication that it's NOT July somewhere else and I don't think that's how months work

this is random but one time i died at the age of 13 because me and my sister were arguing about whether harry potter is better than lord of the rings and i assaulted her so she killed me 😂

I've learned that all relationships can be fixed with a yodeling pickle toy

Kevin Is slowly scaring us more and more... 😳😳😳

2:20 something tells me Kevin doesn’t know what a glitter bomb is, because it’s definitely a bad year gift

I'm not really much of a bit life fan since they locked the special jobs like politics, sports, and organized crime behind a paywall. But I can't bring myself to not watch a Kevin video. Edit: There's a good example of an evil school psychologist I could name, but it's, like, as endgame as an endgame spoiler can get, so...

“I am suffering from anxiety. I cried. I cried. I cried. I cried” Very relatable content

It's always a good day when Kevin uploads

It would be cool to see Kevin do this again but with Anna, as in they share the bitlife persom and Kevin controls the person for the evil years and Anna with the good years

This whole challenge is the epitome of “past Kevin is an idiot.”

Chaos must be released early from prison because after one year in juvie, he'll be so good, they'll let him out on good behavior. ...Right?

Well that was truly a chaotic start to Bitlife if i have ever seen one.