I blew up the swamp in Satisfactory with 500 explosives. Here's what happened | crazy challenge

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I turned the swamp in Satisfactory into an explosives-testing site.
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AngryJoeShow, RU-vid for the Cartman clip from "South Park Stick of Truth Angry Review"
"Just Fly Redux" mod by Andre Aquila
Satisfactory wiki page for the Nobelisk image
Coffee Stain Studios for making this awesome game
Gimp 2.0 for letting me edit thumbnails
DaVinci Resolve for letting me edit my videos
Audacity for letting me record my (annoying) voice
VLC media player for letting me preview my videos
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Here's my video script:
Hey Satisfactory-lovers! So I did an experiment today where I blew up 500 nobelisk explosives in the marsh and some more stuff like that. So let's get cracking, shall we? But first things first, I just had to get this out of my system. You know those fart rocks? Or as I like to call them penis and ballsack rocks. I'm gonna give them a taste of their own medicine, with this here fart explosive of my own. Yup I'm gonna go fart on some penis and ballsack... "You should never [Cartman's clip: "do that on someone's balls"]" True wise words indeed.
Anyway, we start by just going around the lovely vacation hotspot that is the marsh, planting nobelisks all over the place. Take that, tree. Take that, nature. Forgive me, mother nature. Take that, egg yolk plant. Is this literally an egg-plant? hmmm... Get ready, fart-rock. So round 1: ... Yeah, I should have thought this through, oh well, there's always next ti---
Round 2
Now we start planting nobelisks all over the place. Damn! Don't tell me that doesn't look like what I think it looks like, c'mon. Let's just blow up this uhhh. erect... thing. Hey, I said "up" alright! There are still plenty of bombs to go around.
It's night-time here at the marsh, but this pioneer does not rest. We're still painting the place with nobelisks. Still a couple hundred more to go.
So, after all that time, we're almost done using our 500 explosives. Time to get to spectacle mode, and how better than the fly mod I added to the game for just this occasion. I hope this gives us a good view of this thing we're trying to do. Just so you know, I can't save the game and load while I'm doing this. Loading a save causes all bombs to magically disappear, so I have to do this in one shot, and I hope I get good footage of this magical event. So let's go! And there it goes! Wheee! I hope I can keep up!
Oops, I'm falling behind a little, sorry about that.
Now there's performance drop. Sorry again!
Lost track of it.
Wait, that's it? That's like half of it. Please don't tell me the game only allows up to 255 heaven. God-damn-you FF! Let me try detonating again, maybe that will continue the sequence, finger crossed.
Ah, there it is again! Hurray!
Awww, yes, the beauty. There she goes again!
I guess that's it! I mean, that's it? C'mon its gotta be better than that!
[Please find the rest of the script down below in the comments.]

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@aintiarna Месяц назад

After visiting the swamp in Satisfactory and getting deleted by the nost unimaginable horror in video gaming history. I decided to take off and nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure. Watching this brings back fond memories. Next stage, you need to turn the entire planet into a concrete jungle. Just to be double sure.

@NirakGameTherapy-31415 Месяц назад

Hope I don't hit the object limit before that point:) But the next project lined up is project: deforestation as I mentioned in the video. Look forward to it. Stay forest-y

@NirakGameTherapy-31415 Месяц назад

[The rest of the video script from above follows below:] Round 3 Alright, the key here is to get bigger explosions, not more number of explosions, because of weird technical limit on the chain. So this time, we're using cluster nobelisk with the cool fragmentation effect that gives us a bit better explosion radius. This time, we keep it below FF that is, only 250 clusters. Hope it works. The usual stuff here, planting the little babies all over the place and... We're done and ready to go. Oh wait, where did it start? No! Don't start without me, my love! There we go! We have a visual! Woah, this thing moves much faster, it seems. And that's it! Much better than the last round, I'd say. What do you guys think? Now, you know this is not the end of the video, so you know what's coming up right? Yup, your old boy actually got around to making Uranium cells just to make some big boyas, and we're gonna check 'em out now. Round 4 We've got 100 nukes here, and I'll skip straight to the special event so you guys don't get bored. Here we go! Mmmm, sweet sweet mushroom clouds! Beautiful! Oh yeah! I love how colorful they made it. Beautiful! Ok so now that we've turned this marsh into a nuclear wasteland, I'm just gonna show you guys a bonus round. Bonus round The red forest. Here goes! And that's it for now folks! Let me know in the comments if you enjoyed watching the spectacles. Check out my other crazy project where I play the game as if it was a hero shooter for 20 hours straight and stay tuned for my next project which the one where I challenge myself to deforest the entire game world. I'll see you guys in the next video. Like and subscribe if I deserve it. Pioneers, stay explosive!