I BOUGHT MY FRIEND HIS DREAM CAR!!  

I remember those Oprah audience members that were granted cars and they went bankrupt so fast they couldnt keep up with the taxes

we live in a society

@@leonsalgeuro we really do, king.

@Roman Bellic what a nice moment

@M A D A S P E E D What...?

I came back to say the same thing after seeing your video 😂😂

Yes it did

Yo just watched your video!

“When people think of you they really think of me” really sums up David

Perfectly.

😂😂😂

Who

@@korkukokusu8311 david dobrik

Lmao he really said 😋

😭😭😭😂

Noooo that's _Dylan_

Who the hill dillen is

You’re welcome

This is so spot on

I don’t feel anything

Is your name Greg?

Agreed

Dude short RU-vid clips like this isn’t enough to get picked up by adult swim. I hate when people say this, not because I don’t want others to have the opportunity it’s just annoying to see. Edit: Thanks for 100 likes kind strangers 🥰🤪😳 Edit 2: Thank you for the 200 likes kind strangers 🙄🤝🥺😱 Edit 3: Thank you for 250 likes kind strangers!!!! Keep replying!!!! Edit 4: Thank you for 300 likes 🙏 Edit 5: 369 😏 maybe we should keep it there or hit 420 😳

@@dopekingzii What is the requirement then?

@@dopekingzii dude haven't you seen the eric andre show. Those are 2 to 3 minute segments.

Dopekingz maybe they mean like he could get picked up for these videos to be played as shorts on adult swim, like the stuff that plays on commercial breaks sometimes.

That was me sorry 'bout that!

who engulfed you?

Lmao

You sucked on man nipples for nutrients?

Your nutrients got absorbed?

663rd like. Almost there...

666 likes BRUH

All around me are familiar faces

@Henry the Banana no

Hello brother

They never do

Lmfao

1 it’s true

@@Firespiritspartner get this comment up

1 ???

Lol

I know, right? He really takes care of the audience

It's also a reference to a shitty b-movie horror called Necropolis.

Ah! Easy! There’s plenty to go around..

@@reidkemp Careful… It’s tender

damn ur good

So true😄😄😄

Bru same

I like to think he got crapped out alive

millennials have no humor What are you even talking about??? My names Greg.

fr 💀🤚

Yup

What happened

@@revolverrenato basically david dobrick was exposed for treating his friends like toys

Even more today

i knowright

@@ghostify8515 yes, he knowsright

@@saltednostrils3118 they all knowright.

@@OddTwenty1 i also knowright.

have you watched there videos?

Did anyone else notice the license plate is 25 cents

@@user-ve3jk4uc3o holy shit dude

Now that needs to be a shirt

Only 25 cents.. to witness perfection.

Have a jawbreaker my son

👁 👁 👅 👍 👍

Can anybody explain this I don't understand why it is under the buyers name if he's giving it away

@@wineaddict6625 There's a difference between buying a car and entirely giving it to the person, and leasing it under your own name and just letting them use it. Like if parents were to buy a car under their name for their child, the child doesn't necessarily own it until they give all ownership to the child. What these youtubers who give away cars lots of the time do is lease it under their name so that their friend can't just sell it off for money.

@@aash1305 oh my. Thanks for the explanation. So the guy is basically stuck with a car he can't maintain. Sad

@@aash1305 The thing about leasing a car under your name and letting someone use the car is that it makes you the one legally responsible for the taxes and insurance, or the person you're leasing it from since leasing is like owning a house. You're not technically buying it, you're just paying to use it. So really the person he's giving it too has no obligation to pay taxes or insurance. That's looking too far into the animation though.

david wouldn't do that.

Hingle McCringleberry you clearly haven't seen anything on david besides maybe his main channel videos. he's just a regular goofy dude.

😭😭

Hingle McCringleberry k

Hingle McCringleberry woah don’t call him kid, he’s clearly not a kid

TWO thumbs up. 👍 👍

Nice pfp

@@plague_eugalp Thanks. It's my anthro cat avatar cropped from a picture I drew with ancap colors on it.

@@Cacowninja ancap more like ancrap lol

@@imlivinginyourceiling What's so great about the state? Anyways now's not the time to get political. You can go to my other channel for that: ru-vid.com/show-UCNaO85Wrrh2u-oiCQVFSVBQ

@Adrian Banks what happened exactly? I wouldnt be shocked to learn another large youtuber that caters to children largely would be accused of doing something sexual towards children or having deviant sexual tastes😂. But idk what happened.

@@antibull4869 where tf did you get children from

Vore

@@Ken-mm7sw I usually get them from the local preschool.

@@Ken-mm7sw I mean he’s not wrong Shane, Miniladd and now Edp445 and most likely more in the future

Everyone who dies looks normal

@@Glados1080 But Cosmo and Wanda is drawn normally, they survived in the end of the video

His normal appearance was his undoing.... For normalcy is the exact opposite of *perfection* ...

Was

@@faizalardillah1440 shhhh

*starts to play happy jingle in the background*

*Stares right at the camera*

OMG YOU'RE SO LUCKY!

So they won't leave him.

Imagine paying bills on a leased car that someone else paid for

Yes

@@sotrainpro1841 no

@@user-yn3fv5jk9z maybe

@@sotrainpro1841 perhaps

He still uploads on his Alt too

Lmao so true

ru-vid.com84045rc6YNo?feature=share

Or get their soul filtered.

@@krobzzz that too

You goddemn right

0:24 this was the best part I could not stop laughing😂🤣 I live these guy's

Egg

@@TheDailyEgg well fuck me with a twist you're right

you deserve a sub Thomas

**insert illuminati music**

i literally came back for the comments

Lol

Hello Verified RU-vidr

Funny as hell

What about it?

That niggas tongue do be sticking out all the time tho

Lol

That's because the amount of plastic surgery

That’s an interesting thing for the FBI to say.

*yOu'rE sO luCkY*

The guy that Needs help 123 why wouldn’t the fbi be here?? There is a monster on the lose

Pretty much

It’s bc of COVID and he said he won’t film

@@Guhhgur i know

@@Guhhgur Covid sounds a lot similar to "rape"

@@pastoolio9158 lmao

@@pastoolio9158 jesumzzz this video really hits hard and just aged like fine wine lmao🤣🤣. And there is the freakin rape allegations to him. Welp it is what it is.

Ikr

Typically they're for either family or friends in the same income bracket.

Would it ruin the friendship if I sold the cars to start a business?

That’s why forced insurance shouldn’t be a thing.

Are you forced to pay the insurance? It's a genuine question, on some countries you aren't forced but you get in trouble if you crash them.

wut

hahahayourebloated Lol thats what miniladd thought vanoss thought of him

@@roguedragoon9212 WHOAH

@@roguedragoon9212 Miniladd ended up being the weirdo in the "friendship." Dude was accused of getting with middle schoolers, we'll see how that turns out. As for the topic of the video, I think that's how MiniLadd wanted to treat all of his "friends." The whole it's not okay when you do it but it's perfect for me attitude.

As much as I hate to say it Mini became the very thing he despised. A RU-vidr who meets up with other sometimes newer RU-vidrs only to use them in order to boost his own popularity.

Wow you actually watched this vid

shut the fuck up ZMDE

If get 60,000 subscribers I subscribe to PewDiePie bruh

Oh yeah I forget about you

@@DimitteAmare stfu

No.

Yes.

@Apple Pie what to heck man i don't get it why are you so mean ;((

@@saltyman6633 no

@@saltyman6633 Who the fuck let you on the 18+ RU-vid account. I'm telling your mother.

When the feeding starts, the streets are as empty as my snapchat dms.

I’m honestly done living

Fuck that

*There's plenty to go around*

Mmm feeding time

Let him smile how he wants to smile, don't judge that aspect of him

M Bane lmao not being a simp it’s called being a decent person and not being a pos over someone’s smile lmao. Moron

@@brettschisler4806 oh shit! It's SUPER SIMP!!!!

@M Bane you're*

Tejiri E. This vid is extreme accuracy.

My 3 year old cousin saw this and now she has sleep deprivation.

@@oofdouble1286 I'm glad

good

Oof Double *Now that’s what I call E D G Y*

But was it reasonable? Yes, it will be looked at as additional income from a tax standpoint, but he could sell the cars, cover the taxes owed, and still come out tens of thousands of dollars ahead. Not wanting the cars because of "tax and insurance reasons" seems more short sighted and illogical than reasonable to me. p.s. Yes, I know this is just a fun satire cartoon and is not meant to be logically accurate with what is being portrayed. :)

@@MattUNI2005 He can't sell them because they're leased in Dylan's name, as the cartoon said

It’s less about the fact that he killed him, it’s that he _swallowed him whole_ and then said, “I have absorbed his nutrients.”😰

You guys do realize that he’s given his friends only ONE car each? He doesn’t give them multiple cars. He’s only given two cars to one person, and that was his assistant Natalie. Y’all acting like you know shit about him, when you clearly don’t.

@@angelchavez4245 Neither do you though. Unless you know him personally of course.

Enuma Elish I never said I did. I never even implied that I knew him personally. Where did you get such an idea?

@@angelchavez4245 When u defend someone and put down some else in the process, u generally are saying you know about the person in question.

Adam Silcox Forgive me, then. I was wrong for doing so. I should have worded my comment better. That wasn’t what I intended.

So this is the source of where they get the secret sauce that makes them look almost perfect

Scotty

*Dillon

@@somenerd1 *_*Dylan_**

I'm Dylan, people think of me

Real shit

What you mean his videos are like 5 minutes

@@joeyknight8272 he's talking about a stereotypical vlogger making filler content before what actually happens in the title and thumbnail

Just ten lol

lol

Just sell 'em?

malevolenceXXXensues 1:38 He can’t sell them. Dylan has them leased under his name.

Shoot, I forgot that detail. I'd have just skip town at that juncture.

@@malevolenceXXXensues Cant. They are all leased under Dylan's name

​@@sonwukong7077 If Dylan leased them, he wouldn't be able to sell them either because he doesn't own them. Leasing a car is paying to use it from whoever owns it, like renting a house or an apartment. It's different than buying them. Dylan would be responsible for making sure it's insured, and unless stated otherwise in the lease contract, the person/company who owns the cars would still be responsible for the taxes but that's taking the animation bit too seriously.

Why

What about josh

@@imaginationenterprise789 well is josh doing anything career wise other than RU-vid now?

@@kateswift3254 but he needs to be called out so he stops hurting people. What's not to get? Some of them have tried talking to him and he doesn't listen or fix his behavior.

@@kateswift3254 ok so I already know I shouldn't even be arguing with you about this because you don't even know the numerous people that David has hurt. Please do your research. I would start with the article insider put out about the vlog squad recently. And also it's not rumors if people have actually come out telling their stories about David. And there is also video evidence. Again, I suggest you research this because I understand that you're a fan and don't want to believe this.

Or maybe it was the voice change but you're right

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 thats probably right

fight or flight mode 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

@Oqhivo it doesn't explicitly say

You knew shit got real when those eyebrows went south.

Why David does it all the time in his videos

THATS when u got scared???

I got mental scars now FAM!!! 😕😦😳😅😂

OH FUCK right when I read this He started doing it! For a split second I was like OH NO 🤣

Yeah.... same here... I need answers

Wsp black

The royal diamond sàqs

Right

BlackScape correct

@@kellyogansoy9600 Stfu dont correct me

He could have a significant backlog or he uses something more intuitive than Flash. From what I remember from SleepyCast one of the biggest obstacles with animation is dealing with flash and being unable or unwilling to use the more recent programs because they move shit around to much. Wonder if he has or ever will go into his process

its because a large amount of it is just lip sync

It's admirable but remember, there are limited character movements. The videos are mostly voice acting. That helps to churn out content quickly.

he has nothing else to do in quarantine haha

Then it takes 3 weeks for shadman to draw one image

"I wanna suck ur dong Dylan" -Dylans friend

She's the most hilarious character 😂😂

502 likes with no replies? Let me change that for ya.

I wanna help too

Ya boi me as well

Me too

Same

David dobrik isn't close to the worst side of youtube

@@22228542 he makes all his friends fake laugh 😂😭

@@fazoperez6610 still not the worst lol, far from it, but it's not exactly quality though I agree

James McCarthy I’m not a fan of dobrik either, but I am curious. What would you consider to be the worst of YT?

@@22228542 its obnoxious as hell tho

I'm more traumatized from your Cory-Lucio image..

Or both

ANIMATED

I dunno, his ears kinda looked like they both has a cauliflower.

Sometimes both

What is this video based on?

That One Guy David Dobrik or something

Rasputin Potter yea, the 6th one

@@coolshipvids correct

That One Guy David Dobrik

Who is this about

@robinhood123454140 he means the video, not the comment.

I just mention i wish he put a puma/tiger head on Dylan shirt 😂

@@frisbe9279 this video was a parody of David Dobrik.

Mr. Beast isn’t nearly as bad tbh

Look her damn cheeks

She’s the reason I keep coming back LMAO

Lmao🤣🤣

3:00 Listen to what she says there! YT deletes my comment if I type it out.. WTF? haha

😂

Easily the worst

TheNamesQuack nah you buggin

@@5kqr Ah yes my bad

POV you're reading the comments and wondering what this means

It's THE best.

You and me both

Lemuel Shambry I cracked up when Greg brought up the fact about not being able to sell the cars, Dylan puts his thumbs back up.

It was over the moment I noticed he was drawn differently.

@@grayplaysgames9592 yo I was like aw man.... he done fucked up🤣🤣🤣🤣 I knew some crazy shit was rey happen this was almost as crazy as the bedtime story one he has up but idk the way the demon crept up on the kid was something different🤣🤣🤣😭

Lemuel Shambry I feel like most of the normally drawn characters have a chance to survive, but they doom themselves, he should've just taken the car.

Yup that seems right

You lost me at number 7

UndeadSwine It’s at the end.

The word is "udders"

AshleyPI’s Arts JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING-

kill em with kindness

I only know this because of the Sam 'o' nella video

Damn F, just FFF

i would sell of the elephant... obviously

Also it wasn’t good to reject a gift from the king and I’m pretty sure he was on an Emkay video

mc'luvin 69 relax bro,he’s lazy but that doesn’t make him an asshole.Chances are,at one point you’ve reused a funny joke you heard from somewhere and didn’t give credit at one point.

@mc'luvin 69 calm your ass down my man it wasn't meant to cause a ruckus. I'm sorry if I offended you but whats on the internet stays on the internet

@@lilcrust3063 also yes I did reuse an old comment just to see what would happen and since it's making a huge deal I'll delete it

@@lilcrust3063 also, I'm assuming you mean everyone who reuses a comment has to give credit to the original comment?

@@thelorax7012 dont delete it.

Same

Im so uncomforable after he told them now feed

Yeah meatcanyon will do that to ya lol

But remember. Its only for 25 cents

I wanted Greg to have a good ending, but it’s a meatcanyon video, anyone in a meatcanyon video is on the lease of death