I bought the weirdest minecraft merch I could find 

5:02 i love how out of all those ducks not one of them is based on the most compatible mob the chicken

My man’s reactions were the selling point of the whole video. Especially at the end where he said “Why do I do this to myself?” That touched my heart.

3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao

2:48 hold on I’m still chewing Karl 😂😂

ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.

I wonder what sort of mania your bank thinks you're going through looking at your transactions

The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.

I literally read every single one of those Minecraft zombie books as a kid. Just seeing those covers brought back so many memories

I didn't know how much I needed "Minecraft capybara" until now

Is it worth it to buy all of this? No. But I would do it, too.

4:19 I’ve got a piece of bread 🍞

11:05 enderman. skeleton. all my favorite mobs. lol. this scene made me laugh.

I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.

The worst part, is that the bath ducks didn't even have a chicken or parrot.

why is there french everywhere lol

4:42 the nostalgia of seeing the same Minecraft creeper toy i owned as a kid didn't need to hit during the 3am video binge but I think I needed it ngl

1:46 Why did I laugh at the "BANG"

4:28 “It’s a crookie.” XD

“I’m still chewing Karl” 💀💀💀

Something that was really cool was the Minecraft gameband, it was a digital watch that could be plugged into a computer and it’s display could be somewhat customized, but it also had Minecraft preloaded onto it and you could play Minecraft on any computer you plugged it into, but the website to download it’s companion app eventually went down and so it’s useless now unfortunately

From what I remember the oldest piece of Minecraft merch is a creeper figure from jinx that came out in 2010. I remember being a kid and finding out about it and I was amazed.

4:41 This specific one gives me the most nostalgic feeling. I had this when i was young lol

I remember when I was younger a few of my friends had that exact same poster and I would stare at it all the time. All the little details are perfect. Reminds me of some of the subnautica posters

11:48 box: "ender dragon posing BIG figure" non-casualty: minecraft... big.

3:50 I cannot stop laughing from this barking sword

Ah this takes me back to when I used to collect Minecraft mini figures in little blind boxes. Anyone remember those?

"I am still chewing Karl" is the most sinister line I have ever heard lol

“WOAH! happy birthday!” Is exactly what a dad would say as you get the watch.

There's a few pieces of official merch you missed. I believe in 2012, Mojang had first released papercraft figures. The purpose behind these was for stopmotion animation. Then later in either 2013 or 2014, Jinx; the people who made all of Minecraft's merch at the time, produced a 3ft tall foam creeper. These are incredibly rare now and a few have sold for $400

If you're willing to part with the big chest container, I would love to take it off your hands 😂

Seeing that old creeper with the diamond ore just sent me back so far holy shit

''i still chewing carl" got me on the floor

6:11 When I was younger, me and my brother used to love Minecraft A LOT- and I also really liked reading, so my mum got us the same books. They are now a key part of my childhood lol

4:51 Why, WHY are the bath ducks Steve, a creeper, and a pig?! WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE CHICKEN BATH DUCKS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T TURN THE ONLY DUCK-SHAPED CREATURE IN MINECRAFT INTO A BATH DUCK!

3:07, Oh hey I actually have one of those, except it’s a diamond ore one. Literally it’s what you’d expect as well, the same thing but it glows blue lol.

2:21 LMAOOO- I have the same poster, and it’s still on my wall to this day 😂

“I’m still chewing Karl.” -ImNotACasualty, 2023

7:42 legendary for eating expired cereal.

"4 sheets, fuilettes! " 😂

4:52 mojang takes bath ducks, turns them into Minecraft mobs, and NOBODY THOUGHT ABOUT CHICKENS?

That wall charger and red stone block lamp are so sick honestly. I had a friend who had the latter and I remember wanting it for the longest time

10:01 insert crash bandicoot "woah!" Meme here

7:07 “they’re not even green!!” the rice krispy: 🟩

6:07 As a kid, I loved those books for some reason. I still have them today.

8:03 Minecraft time bomb

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did when he showed both his arms completely covered in tattoos lmao

Background music is bringing me back to the good ol Lunchtime with Smosh days

"Im still chewing carl" He seems tasty

I absolutely loved the diary of a minecraft zombie books when I was a kid, I have a memory of finding a copy of the first at a friends house mid sleepover and I read it and it was great

anyone agrees with me that at 11:37 he sounds like a stormtrooper?

„Im still chewing on carl“😂

"Minecraft squish me.. ok." *literally pops the bag* got me dying over here

I feel like this guy has serious potential on RU-vid

3:46 battle cats itf theme

1:41 "push the balls"

I feel like the creeper lamp should have made a yellow or red light to look like it's mid-explosion

idk why but the water logged axolotl you fished up at 13:45 is the funniest goddamn thing i've seen today

5:55 Most sus toy too

"Hold on, I'm still chewing Karl."

The fact the fishing rod wasn’t a replica of the in game fishing rod is a crime against humanity

6:34 MY FATHER ACTUALLY LET ME READ IT ON KINDLE LMAO

I loved how I watched this while coloring my Minecraft Easter tote bag 😀

11:37 bludskington sounds like a Walkie-Talkie from the military 💀

13:26 I legit thought he was on a giant cliff and that the glare on the water were clouds lol.

1:00 "Fff-fwellets" xd i love english ppl trying to read our weird french words

9:37 Definitely the tags will get in your face unless you cut it off lol 😂

the smosh “lunch time with smosh” music is making me so nostalgic 😭

I actually used to read the “Diary of a Minecraft zombie.” when I was little lol 😅

lowkey disappointed he didnt keep the tattoos on for the rest of the video EDIT: also, i 100% chock the creeper crunch up to being stale and not having milk (the latter way more subjective). i had it back when it was still sold and it was *great*. the cinnamon was kinda mild compared to something like cinnamon toast crunch, but then the marshmallows added back that missing sweetness. fuckin ruled

Probably not that weird of merch but I remember stores stocking up on minecraft papercraft sets, it's just sheets of cardboard you make into objects from the game.

2:53 yoo I have that midi keyboard too in the background

The words "im chewing Karl" made me burst out laughing 😂

11:43, I legit thought that was a walkie talkie

5:40 ok I pull up

my grandma used to buy me all this cheap minecraft merch a long long time ago... alot of it is still brand new

This video made me buy those ducks. Now I have them sitting on my shelves in my room being played with.

3:14 i have one, i scratched off all the red colours minus the one thats meant to like glow or something idk. It also is broken. And i got it in 2013-2014 (i forgot when it was released)

3:30 I remember my parents bought me these same Minecraft magnets and they used to bribe me with them, so now I just have a ziplock bag of Minecraft magnets.

"I'm still chewing Karl-" 🤣😂😭

8:01 “This Weighs nothing” Aerogel: Say that again?

2:32 IT'S KARL'S GUMMIES👁👄👁

Some of this is so 2012 it's hilarious. My friend would have happily unironically had these as a kid.

The red stone torch wall plug is actually sick I need to get one

''hold on, im still chewing karl''💀

5:45 the sacred MINECRAFT PIGUSSY

Man, I remember so many of these! I even read those “Diary of a Minecraft Zombie” books when I was little! Much nostalgia.

"hold on im still chewing KARL"

I remember those "Top secret" books, they used to be really popular

3:56 me to a child

I got a package of those block magnets at a mall when I was young and I've still got them all in a bag somewhere, weird to think that they're already over a decade old

Man opens Minecraft Merch, hates every single one. That was pretty entertaining though.

apple: i like yo cut g

2:26 i have the exact same thing hanging in my room right now

9:21 a very bloody dog

Rip da panda 2:10

I've got a diamond ore lamp, just like the redstone one but blue instead lol. I've had it for YEARS. Honestly surprised it's held up so long.

The fact I would literally buy some of this stuff still. It just goes hard

7:01 he can't read or wait

“Mmm those are interesting” “Yeah I don’t like them, I don’t like them.”

1:46 Got me dying!!!😂