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Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place, and its esoteric laws are among the most ridiculous things about the place. From it being illegal to handle a salmon suspiciously, to the threat of having your head chopped off for wearing a suit of armour in Parliament, VICE's Oobah Butler sees if anyone takes any of these laws seriously by trying to break as many as he can-in front of policemen.
00:00 Intro
00:50 "Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances"
01:35 "Gambling in a Library"
02:37 "Statue forbidding bearing of armour"
03:34 "Shaking a rug in public after 8 am"
04:05 "Singing obscene ballads in public"
05:12 "Knocking on a door and running away"
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Комментарии : 38 тыс.   
@VICE
@VICE 7 месяцев назад
¿Quieres ver el video en español? Haz clic en el botón de configuración para cambiar la pista de audio. Want to watch this in Spanish? Head over to the settings button to change the audio track.
@aimaryuman
@aimaryuman 7 месяцев назад
Que bueno que más creadores hagan sus canales bilingües
@barcotote8319
@barcotote8319 7 месяцев назад
la traduccion es horrible
@andresfelipegarciapedreros3410
@andresfelipegarciapedreros3410 7 месяцев назад
pagenle a locutores por favor, eso esta terrible
@dvlprlat
@dvlprlat 7 месяцев назад
It's awful.
@kermitelmuppetancio
@kermitelmuppetancio 7 месяцев назад
I didn’t know there was an option to change the audio! That’s amazing, thanks a lot ✨
@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe
@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe 2 года назад
"Why are you wearing a suit of armor" "Because it's illegal, punishable by decapitation."
@joeysung311
@joeysung311 2 года назад
That's what he should've said
@craftydemon529
@craftydemon529 2 года назад
I'm so sad he didn't say that! Isn't lying to an officer an offence? 😂
@jerrymcbride5589
@jerrymcbride5589 2 года назад
"Oh it is? Come here" *grabs axe*
@satyakisil9711
@satyakisil9711 2 года назад
I wonder if he'd actually been decapitated if he didn't wear plastic.
@kita4741
@kita4741 2 года назад
@@craftydemon529 yeah…a real one 🤦🏾‍♀️
@maybenotyt8353
@maybenotyt8353 4 года назад
Her: I like bad boys This dude: *carries salmon suspiciously*
@thesmellofpizza
@thesmellofpizza 4 года назад
MaybeNot Yt i can’t stop laughing at this my gosh
@maybenotyt8353
@maybenotyt8353 4 года назад
Jaco 😂😂
@anonymousshitposter1743
@anonymousshitposter1743 4 года назад
Funniest joke ever!!!
@eliezerrabbinowitz4180
@eliezerrabbinowitz4180 4 года назад
@@africanlipplateandbonenose3223 lol, he would've gotten arrested before he could've finished the sentence.
@1985_Honda_CRX_Si
@1985_Honda_CRX_Si 4 года назад
@Jared Sylvester laughs in sam'o'nella
@ComicalWhispers
@ComicalWhispers Год назад
i really liked the “is this an anti-establishment thing” like the genuine confusion that cop felt like he was really missing something thinking in his head like “is this how the kids protest nowadays?”
@patrykochmanski6156
@patrykochmanski6156 Год назад
No, of course not. They adhere to much more productive strategies such as gluing themselves to something.
@freya9056
@freya9056 Год назад
He was technically correct though, as the law is the establishment and this video was about breaking laws
@candyclouds5171
@candyclouds5171 Год назад
Lmfaooo
@TiagoCavalcanti-ji6hu
@TiagoCavalcanti-ji6hu Год назад
Right?!
@guaranteedtopwn
@guaranteedtopwn Год назад
The best part is it's a 100% correct assumption on his part, because it is!
@colson3773
@colson3773 Год назад
“Do you think this is a suspicious fish? ” “Oh definitely” 😂😂😂
@kaito7132
@kaito7132 Год назад
Sus 😳
@user-mc4st7tc3r
@user-mc4st7tc3r 7 месяцев назад
Best salesman ever
@elijahbuettel5107
@elijahbuettel5107 3 года назад
*Goes in for a job interview and they see his extensive criminal record*
@bamboozled4
@bamboozled4 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 dude this comment is way underrated
@boltowl625
@boltowl625 3 года назад
Suspiciously walking around in public with the fish.
@GATOtyger
@GATOtyger 3 года назад
Then they hire him because it was a Laws Tester Job.
@NuhUh......
@NuhUh...... 3 года назад
@@boltowl625 knocking on a door and running away
@runawaygemm5397
@runawaygemm5397 3 года назад
“Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?”
@ryn8613
@ryn8613 4 года назад
No one: Random man with a megaphone: *THERE'S A MAN WITH A FISH*
@CarpetHater
@CarpetHater 4 года назад
That guy with the megaphone was an asshole.
@MrAlphadog2012
@MrAlphadog2012 4 года назад
thats danny he has a youtube channel
@ryn8613
@ryn8613 4 года назад
@@CarpetHater I just wanna know why he had a megaphone 😂
@ryn8613
@ryn8613 4 года назад
@@MrAlphadog2012 megaphone guy?
@MrAlphadog2012
@MrAlphadog2012 4 года назад
@@ryn8613 ru-vid.com/show-UCgu1RDj7c3wVyEj3W6AHEGw
@dylanSkye
@dylanSkye Год назад
“He’s checking to see if his car is locked.. that’s how fucking creepy I look” GOT ME LAUGHING ALREADY
@jacobgoodstone7572
@jacobgoodstone7572 10 месяцев назад
Who knew a man with a fish could be so unsettling
@maxwellquipey1
@maxwellquipey1 Месяц назад
You don't see that everyday
@chickennugents4738
@chickennugents4738 Год назад
I like how the cop was just standing there after knocking the door 🤣
@ShuviTupya
@ShuviTupya Месяц назад
How things have changed in London in such a short time. You cant get anywhere near that door now.
@iforgotmydamnname6325
@iforgotmydamnname6325 4 года назад
When you walked with salmon, i could almost see "!" on the heads of pedestrians
@ShawnBuckingham
@ShawnBuckingham 4 года назад
Haha, great comment.
@masahirosakurai3733
@masahirosakurai3733 4 года назад
Payday lol
@iforgotmydamnname6325
@iforgotmydamnname6325 4 года назад
@@masahirosakurai3733 i actually meant Metal Gear Solid, but yeah...
@CharllotteKatakuri
@CharllotteKatakuri 4 года назад
Then you jump on them and hide them in streets
@jangounchained5279
@jangounchained5279 4 года назад
More like it a "?" Mark was there !! Hahahaha
@noflockin8519
@noflockin8519 3 года назад
Inmate: “Whatchu in for?” Him: I held a salmon in public
@bombah5045
@bombah5045 3 года назад
*inmate cowers away in fear after hearing he has committed such a heinous crime*
@cashtonb5705
@cashtonb5705 3 года назад
Shh
@henryphilippeaux3566
@henryphilippeaux3566 3 года назад
Well sometimes you can get in trouble for holding your "salmon" in public
@random..2803
@random..2803 3 года назад
Inmates:what a brave man
@jayripley2948
@jayripley2948 3 года назад
Inmate: suspiciously? Him: yeah Inmate: you monster!
@notevensara
@notevensara Год назад
-How did you end up in prison? -_I handled a salmon suspiciously_ -_OMG GET AWAY FROM ME_
@a_921
@a_921 Год назад
I love that the guy in the library actually sits down with him and starts playing a game of blackjack *before* asking why they are doing it also, although I already knew what the salmon law was really about, I always have some nasty pictures in my mind of what "suspiciously" might mean
@theiveyed8677
@theiveyed8677 4 года назад
"Is this like an anti Establishment thing?" Little did that cop know he was staring in the face of a criminal master mind.
@MartintheTinman
@MartintheTinman 4 года назад
Little does all cops know
@elixirnunchux6225
@elixirnunchux6225 4 года назад
TheIVEyed **police
@mlw237
@mlw237 4 года назад
👏👏👏😂😂😂😂
@themindset4164
@themindset4164 4 года назад
That shit actually made me laugh.
@Todsor
@Todsor 4 года назад
This reminds me one of the longest English word: "Antidisestablishmentarianism"
@helenarole589
@helenarole589 3 года назад
“What are you in for?” “I handled a salmon suspiciously.”
@Chazza_1201
@Chazza_1201 3 года назад
😂😂😂 this comment should be at the top
@despxir7897
@despxir7897 3 года назад
Prison Mate: *(backs up)*
@therockdwarfmockdwarf1476
@therockdwarfmockdwarf1476 3 года назад
Prison mate: GUARDDDDDDDDD
@imthekels6345
@imthekels6345 3 года назад
(The third prisoner: i gambled in a libary)
@brnhmorrhage
@brnhmorrhage 3 года назад
"Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?"
@Kalfu1987
@Kalfu1987 Год назад
In Argentina, the action of "knocking and running away" is called " ring raje", and seriously, I can't believe that in the UK you have a law against it, even though it's makes a lot of sense, when I was a little girl, we used to have such a fun doing this 😂😂😂 Really fun and also interesting video. New subscriber here!
@orionic3348
@orionic3348 Год назад
I call it Ding Dong Ditching
@buakawfan333
@buakawfan333 Год назад
We used to call it Knock Down Ginger where I grew up
@shuenshuen
@shuenshuen Год назад
In Dutch its 'belletje lellen'
@shuenshuen
@shuenshuen Год назад
@@buakawfan333 as a red haired person I feel unsafe
@buakawfan333
@buakawfan333 Год назад
@@shuenshuen lol I never knew why it was called that. As kids we never thought it was about red haired people. Maybe it was about gingerbread men 🤣 it's a mystery.
@kittara8
@kittara8 6 месяцев назад
"not suspicious, it looks very interesting" 😂😂 so cute how curious he was
@daveb3291
@daveb3291 4 года назад
The worst criminal in England's History
@bigounce2471
@bigounce2471 4 года назад
Best*
@abbie1521
@abbie1521 4 года назад
jack the ripper is rolling in his grave right now
@Lucas-pw3sn
@Lucas-pw3sn 4 года назад
Claire baldings look a like
@KKovacsUSN
@KKovacsUSN 4 года назад
Dave B but you have heard of him
@MrSchplingle79
@MrSchplingle79 4 года назад
I mean, worst since after Australia was discovered
@Just_another_turtle
@Just_another_turtle 3 года назад
He was later sent to a jail in Australia.
@raynaldo529
@raynaldo529 3 года назад
Do people actually get tricked by your username?
@pineapplepizzadrip7587
@pineapplepizzadrip7587 3 года назад
@@raynaldo529 ya somethimes
@A_couple_of_cakepies
@A_couple_of_cakepies 3 года назад
Y’a by mine too sometimes lmao
@someoneontheinternet7027
@someoneontheinternet7027 3 года назад
You are everywhere bruh
@thestanley2692
@thestanley2692 3 года назад
@@someoneontheinternet7027 *they* are everywhere
@007spudmanSpudsArmy
@007spudmanSpudsArmy Год назад
I like how the number 10 downing Street guard just looked as if it was nothing.
@mimzywimzy790
@mimzywimzy790 Год назад
2:33 “I was gambolling in a library.” - Guy who gambolled in a library.
@dodoubleg69
@dodoubleg69 3 года назад
The queen looking at the window be like: Aye yo fam, is that allowed?
@artanglin2763
@artanglin2763 3 года назад
My bad, I was just filming a video for kids ©
@enderw.1724
@enderw.1724 3 года назад
She was there when they wrote those laws lol
@Dungeon_Nymph0102
@Dungeon_Nymph0102 3 года назад
I almost shat laughing at this
@jimmyandersson5135
@jimmyandersson5135 3 года назад
She probably made The laws
@artanglin2763
@artanglin2763 3 года назад
@@jimmyandersson5135 I don't think she did. She is not that ancient.
@skyviewbysoham4929
@skyviewbysoham4929 3 года назад
Her : "I only date bad boys: Him : "Hold my Salmon"
@fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107
@fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107 3 года назад
Oof now im going to jail for holding a salmon
@Onio_
@Onio_ 3 года назад
Him: "..suspiciously"
@justdob8652
@justdob8652 3 года назад
Dats kinda sus bruv
@MBBS875
@MBBS875 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-iDFqrdCCa3o.html
@edgemaxxer1573
@edgemaxxer1573 3 года назад
No thanks man you hold it yourself
@DB-lz7hp
@DB-lz7hp 6 месяцев назад
In Germany there are also laws such as: If there is a non-consensual pillow fight, the blow can count as a weapon. A self-defense reaction can then take place in full force. At the same time, a robber can sue you for damages if he is injured by a trap while breaking into your apartment - Kevin would be punished harshly under German law.
@BladeCross
@BladeCross 11 месяцев назад
The last cop reaction where saw a man knocks the door then ran away is precious 😂
@malterichter6821
@malterichter6821 4 года назад
For what are ya here in jail? I was lookin suspicious with a salmon. Huh, pretty tough.
@garlic3961
@garlic3961 4 года назад
Lmao😂
@ThemChosenGamers
@ThemChosenGamers 4 года назад
Me too man
@annemariefleming
@annemariefleming 4 года назад
And in some US states, you can't push a bear out of a helicopter......
@justamanofculture12
@justamanofculture12 4 года назад
Prisoners stands and Sit away from you.
@Anthony_Marquis
@Anthony_Marquis 4 года назад
"How tough am I? I'll have you know I stubbed my toe today, and cried for only 27 minutes."
@miaouew
@miaouew 3 года назад
"Ladies and gentlemen, I see a man walking past with a fish. Pointless." THAT'S SO BRITISH
@Chinawanka
@Chinawanka 3 года назад
I mean no
@jp9707
@jp9707 3 года назад
@@Chinawanka I see your no, and I counter with a yes
@OswaldM_14
@OswaldM_14 3 года назад
@@jp9707 I see your yes, and I double-counter with a maybe so
@lattecreamsoda
@lattecreamsoda 3 года назад
@9tn9ty 5 I see your definitely and double-counter with an absolutely not
@cutiebunnyamber3447
@cutiebunnyamber3447 3 года назад
deep-fried frog
@thecoolestdaniel4554
@thecoolestdaniel4554 6 месяцев назад
"do i look suspicious" "No you look interesting"
@amberfryer9709
@amberfryer9709 Год назад
I’ve heard about dumb laws since I was little, but you actually had the guys to break them! I love it!
@fiona6562
@fiona6562 4 года назад
On a serious note tho this guy isint actually a bad singer at all
@Joseph_yy
@Joseph_yy 4 года назад
F i o n a on Pun intended? Lol
@js-6811
@js-6811 4 года назад
alhie
@okthen3397
@okthen3397 4 года назад
F i o n a for real, he’s not bad
@sophia-vb8zw
@sophia-vb8zw 4 года назад
Aggghhh ruelette!! 😆😅 me toooo!
@kneaks
@kneaks 4 года назад
F i o n a It You ugly
@oryctolaguscuniculus6266
@oryctolaguscuniculus6266 5 лет назад
Nobody: *holds a salmon suspiciously* Police: Bloody hell mate.
@marquisgomez9390
@marquisgomez9390 5 лет назад
Im dead lmaoooooo
@pongsatonrattanapriyanuch7331
@pongsatonrattanapriyanuch7331 5 лет назад
I can hear the accent
@alexh1131
@alexh1131 5 лет назад
I hear it in girding Ramsay’s voice Gordon* dumb autocorrect
@averywow
@averywow 5 лет назад
@BRADMASTER woosh
@lurongc2169
@lurongc2169 5 лет назад
BRADMASTER the only thing that is cancerous here is your comment
@madman2u
@madman2u Год назад
I didn't know knocking on somebody's door could be that funny. Thanks for the laugh lol
@naludragneel5371
@naludragneel5371 Год назад
Imagine he goes to court one day and they happen to find out he committed so many crimes. And then they find out what those crimes were.
@desgreyskry8792
@desgreyskry8792 4 года назад
*Plot twist: Several snipers have been scoping him and camera guys*
@onejaw9616
@onejaw9616 4 года назад
They just had low fps and high ping, their shots missed
@aysaqchaudhry6054
@aysaqchaudhry6054 4 года назад
Man on horseback cuts his head off for wearing armor
@lilfoot4837
@lilfoot4837 4 года назад
Smh they should’ve used aimbot
@flying_Night_slasher
@flying_Night_slasher 4 года назад
@@lilfoot4837 The Knight's have been VAC banned.
@raijinarthur1143
@raijinarthur1143 4 года назад
Like "Sir, should I take the shot?"
@lawlicht8092
@lawlicht8092 3 года назад
I can't believe this maniac still roams the street freely. These crimes are heinous, bloody hell.
@marian6542
@marian6542 3 года назад
Bloody hell😂😂😂
@gosane
@gosane 3 года назад
Bloody L
@kingdomofprussia9749
@kingdomofprussia9749 3 года назад
bloodey el
@marian6542
@marian6542 3 года назад
@@kingdomofprussia9749 what have I started😂😂
@theace247
@theace247 3 года назад
Helly blood
@Marlou622
@Marlou622 Год назад
Love this content. Weirdly enough it brings people together
@Sam-mh4mc
@Sam-mh4mc 10 месяцев назад
most politest law breaking I have ever seen
@TomJohnson67
@TomJohnson67 3 года назад
"Is this salmon suspicious?" It is a bit fishy.
@baconslap9417
@baconslap9417 3 года назад
Ba dum cheeeee
@SM-qv2om
@SM-qv2om 3 года назад
Oh, Tom Get out
@6fathom117
@6fathom117 3 года назад
Don’t know if the punishment would Scale though.
@HouseHaved
@HouseHaved 3 года назад
Ba dum tsss
@monthstwenty7342
@monthstwenty7342 3 года назад
💀
@ValensBellator
@ValensBellator 3 года назад
Lol I imagine the “no sockless people within 100 yards of the Queen” bit was just a roundabout way of saying “no poor or beggars” without actually saying it 😂
@MrXiaoqiao
@MrXiaoqiao 3 года назад
Never thought of it like that! Rich and powerful people have always been pretty great at being classist/racist/sexist/etc without actually saying what they mean.
@chinnywanders
@chinnywanders 3 года назад
True. Because back then only the aristocrats can afford socks.
@lauralishes1
@lauralishes1 3 года назад
Exactly
@lauralishes1
@lauralishes1 3 года назад
Exactly
@14dhat16
@14dhat16 3 года назад
Good catch!
@USSBR161
@USSBR161 Год назад
kid: can we get boris johnson Mum: we already have boris johnson at home boris johnson at home 1:41
@paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson
Guy: *breaking laws The police: lol
@owynpakkala2834
@owynpakkala2834 5 лет назад
*Nobody can break over 10 laws in a day and not get caught* this guy: Hold my salmon
@thoseyoutubekids8120
@thoseyoutubekids8120 4 года назад
😂
@neuktrelgamer7584
@neuktrelgamer7584 4 года назад
I can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
@loremipsumdolorsitamet9542
@loremipsumdolorsitamet9542 4 года назад
Wanted to upvote but 666likes
@nebulaburstplayz5375
@nebulaburstplayz5375 4 года назад
zbigniew pączek 😂
@josephstalin9491
@josephstalin9491 4 года назад
Hold ur unoriginal comment
@abieyuwa6226
@abieyuwa6226 5 лет назад
Inmate: What are you in for? Me: holding a salmon suspiciously.
@jazzyangelflower3344
@jazzyangelflower3344 5 лет назад
*Inmate schooches away as fast as possible*
@jafeth8229
@jafeth8229 5 лет назад
Inmate from other side of the cell tilts his head up: "That's nothing, I was wearing no socks 100 yards from the queen"
@sageseeker9197
@sageseeker9197 5 лет назад
I shook a dirty rug. Beat that.
@harrowingseer
@harrowingseer 5 лет назад
I wore a double ruff!
@jimboslim8379
@jimboslim8379 4 года назад
Inmate: What are you in for? Some british guy: having a plastic knife without a licence
@justsomeguywithoutashirt7535
The cop laughing at the end did it for me😭
@andreizelchenko934
@andreizelchenko934 Год назад
Now imagine that he did not search carefully and some of these laws can still be in force 🥶
@xciimani7513
@xciimani7513 Год назад
They all are still in force
@tatsuxcix
@tatsuxcix 5 лет назад
Her: I like bad boys who break the Law Me: Suspiciously carrying a salmon around
@kiethlivingston5458
@kiethlivingston5458 5 лет назад
U copied this
@zagreus6211
@zagreus6211 5 лет назад
Kieth Livingston r/whoooosh
@Nannowatts19482
@Nannowatts19482 5 лет назад
@@zagreus6211 whoosh whoosh
@ravirobbyparmar
@ravirobbyparmar 5 лет назад
Stolen comment
@blueberrytae
@blueberrytae 5 лет назад
Unoriginal 👏👏👏
@BeanEater1001
@BeanEater1001 3 года назад
I love how you can just go up to the door of the prime minister.
@JamesBond-xx1lv
@JamesBond-xx1lv 3 года назад
Its not the actual door, but it's pretty close to 10 downing st, from what I understand.
@YamisRandom
@YamisRandom 3 года назад
@@JamesBond-xx1lv wtf when I read Downing Street the dude on the video said it
@challah4311
@challah4311 3 года назад
You can't
@danielhaslam5179
@danielhaslam5179 3 года назад
You can’t really. On either side of Downing Street there are black gates on both sides, each guarded by armed police.
@bambiii787
@bambiii787 3 года назад
dude i made ur comment 1.1k
@tranquocviet5348
@tranquocviet5348 9 месяцев назад
the police's laugh at the end got me🤣
@lilmama8718
@lilmama8718 Год назад
How is no one talking about how BRAVE this man actually is 😭 like for real. Balls of steel
@someone_7206
@someone_7206 5 лет назад
Inmate: what you in for? me: *shaking a rug after 8am*
@The_End.
@The_End. 5 лет назад
Inmate: *Scooches away*
@isaidstream4547
@isaidstream4547 5 лет назад
Your comment made me wanna play GTA Roleplay again
@Toreshiii
@Toreshiii 5 лет назад
Operation Blackout inmate: oh shit
@sumayyah4228
@sumayyah4228 5 лет назад
Inmate: YOU ANIMAL!!! *runs away*
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 5 лет назад
In prison I will stay right out of your way. You are loco man.
@_wowzaimshook_9368
@_wowzaimshook_9368 5 лет назад
1:27 Guy with megaphone: There is a man walking around with fish Guy with fish: *+5 suspicion points*
@Communist-Doge
@Communist-Doge 5 лет назад
Microphone? A megaphone, mate. :)
@marce4241
@marce4241 5 лет назад
megaphone = atleast +50 suspicion, just jump in a haybale.
@yajairanoriega3219
@yajairanoriega3219 5 лет назад
Suspicion level: 100
@swocks4085
@swocks4085 5 лет назад
What game is this a reference to
@marce4241
@marce4241 5 лет назад
@@swocks4085 runescape
@JohnnyCalzone420
@JohnnyCalzone420 Год назад
“they can legally cut your head off” *”anyway, so today we’re going to-“*
@hemotukatipa2159
@hemotukatipa2159 Год назад
love love love it when you knocked on the door and run off and the copper behind you was laughing.....ahhhhhhhh gold
@awaisn
@awaisn 4 года назад
This guy has the face for playing a mastermind criminal role in a movie.
@germsspices
@germsspices 4 года назад
He looks like a Malfoy
@awaisn
@awaisn 4 года назад
@@germsspices he really does :D
@kehindegbadamosi6455
@kehindegbadamosi6455 4 года назад
He looks like Ramsey
@karla3153
@karla3153 4 года назад
@@germsspices heh
@prabhasvedagiri9338
@prabhasvedagiri9338 4 года назад
Could be Grindelwald
@NotBadJefferBoat
@NotBadJefferBoat 2 года назад
"It doesn't look suspicious but it looks interesting." -local British man
@smokeyquartz7
@smokeyquartz7 2 года назад
sums us up quite well
@supernova582
@supernova582 2 года назад
@Patrick O perhaps your supposed to put sunglasses on the fish to make it a suspicious fish
@gracepolwart4053
@gracepolwart4053 2 года назад
Just the usual
@mariangelab9755
@mariangelab9755 2 года назад
But is this the reason that in english, if you see something suspicious you say that it looks fishy?
@smokeyquartz7
@smokeyquartz7 2 года назад
@@mariangelab9755 i think you're onto something🤔
@voicetube
@voicetube 10 месяцев назад
That was really great! Entertaining and the dude who looks like Malfoy really does a good job!
@Nana-ci3jp
@Nana-ci3jp 3 месяца назад
That was absolutely amazing!🫡
@C.C.369
@C.C.369 3 года назад
*"HE DID WHAT???"* "HE WAS WEARING *A DOUBLE RUFF!!!"* *"OUTRAGEOUS!!! WE HAVE TO WRITE A LAW AGAINST THAT!"*
@calebclark1821
@calebclark1821 3 года назад
The current monarch of that time after seeing a shitty double ruff.
@MrCh0o
@MrCh0o 3 года назад
I can see it as a law to nip a ruff arms race in the bud. So that people of higher social standing didn't have to go for triple ruffs just to one up some merchant
@namanaggarwal1957
@namanaggarwal1957 3 года назад
I read it in an accent of an angry british government official
@josephstevens5489
@josephstevens5489 3 года назад
That's rough. That's double rough.
@darrenhatfield4578
@darrenhatfield4578 3 года назад
@@namanaggarwal1957 Well done... That was pretty much the point of the comment. Have a Blue Peter badge 😂
@sloideh
@sloideh 3 года назад
Medieval soldiers who got their heads cut off are watching this in the afterlife like "oi' bruv this is unfair innit"
@cerridianempire1653
@cerridianempire1653 3 года назад
thy cannoth recieve such bullshith
@bilo9062
@bilo9062 3 года назад
Thy thinketh this is suchetg bull.
@paperbagboi3185
@paperbagboi3185 3 года назад
I imagine them being like: Heck yeah break those stupid laws and just cheering him on in their afterlife
@kabal6331
@kabal6331 3 года назад
I’m British and I can confirm that nobody in this country says ‘oi bruv innit’ it’s a myth.
@julisity6640
@julisity6640 3 года назад
quite roight mate
@GwynPasterchek
@GwynPasterchek Год назад
The best part is no one thinks it is odd enough. Just asking questions politely no judgement just questions.
@wuthi4226
@wuthi4226 Год назад
I love how they get riskier as the video goes on
@saokdjijhasd
@saokdjijhasd 2 года назад
I like how he doesnt tell them the reason he's wearing armor, like he's actually scared they're going to cut his head off.
@teamofwinter8128
@teamofwinter8128 2 года назад
LMFAAAO, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIS WAY
@lobsters12111
@lobsters12111 2 года назад
@@andrewhrusovsky9426 I would argue that he could show this video as the kids thing he was recording
@xxportalxx.
@xxportalxx. 2 года назад
Yeaaah that was a bummer, I feel like he went with that more so to not cause unnecessary conflict rather than out of fear of decapitation tho haha
@andrewhrusovsky9426
@andrewhrusovsky9426 2 года назад
@@lobsters12111 yeah but it's not labeled for kids, either way you slice it, still a felony. Is in the states at least, and I'm sure that it's not just a law here
@ChaseddiHondo
@ChaseddiHondo 2 года назад
The chances of being decapitated for wearing armor is small, but never zero
@Joee1530
@Joee1530 3 года назад
Alternative title: confusing as many British cops as possible
@foxtrot570
@foxtrot570 3 года назад
Cop 1: "Do you know something about... this" Cop 2: "I think I've read about it. All I can say it's something historical" Cop 1: "Something bad?" Cop 2: "Can't remember. But by the look of it... definetly not."
@danieloliveira9815
@danieloliveira9815 3 года назад
Bri'ish cops*
@cutiebunnyamber3447
@cutiebunnyamber3447 3 года назад
@@Bee-id4kp HE SAID WE BRI'ISH TODAY
@icel8828
@icel8828 3 года назад
Quick note. I’m not British but I do know a decent amount of British English So. A cop in the UK isn’t a policeman. It’s a specific type of criminal A very.... handsy criminal
@Bee-id4kp
@Bee-id4kp 3 года назад
@@icel8828 no it’s still a policeman we have multiple names Cops Pigs Feds Popo Probably more depending on where you are
@yehoriliushchenko4401
@yehoriliushchenko4401 8 месяцев назад
This is a great material:)
@CoKanal
@CoKanal Год назад
I saw the title of the video and thought it's a Max Fish video. Awesome video dude!
@littlefishiesinthese
@littlefishiesinthese 5 лет назад
_”I’ll try harder to be more suspicious”_ * starts running *
@daysktch7000
@daysktch7000 5 лет назад
I robbed a bank =)
@cubanpete2230
@cubanpete2230 5 лет назад
or be black
@vikingraven4758
@vikingraven4758 5 лет назад
+Raul W. Get out of here. Racebaiting shithole.
@salty7535
@salty7535 5 лет назад
@@vikingraven4758 Ikr. Foolish
@TarnTarn-zv6cp
@TarnTarn-zv6cp 5 лет назад
Inside the wall at York I heard it's legal to kill a Welshman with a bow and arrow. ....well that was my excuse.
@koala83r72
@koala83r72 2 года назад
Officer - "Is this an anti-establishment kind of thing?" Nailed it.
@refsmithy
@refsmithy 2 года назад
I was more interested by the fact that an armed officer moved into view. Maybe they were taking it more seriously then anyone realised...
@thelonelyarrikirri4575
@thelonelyarrikirri4575 2 года назад
@@refsmithy I mean the guy was doing something very strange. Even if it didn’t seem threatening they would still want to know what is going on for security reasons. They’re not on patrol their guarding the Queen after all.
@ArgoInfoBroker
@ArgoInfoBroker 2 года назад
@@refsmithy Officers around British landmarks in London are usually armed so the fact it was an armed officer responding isn't exactly unusual considering where he was, but yes, generally people acting in a manner that isn't very normal around an area of high interest will get a more elevated response from law enforcement
@ariefbudi427
@ariefbudi427 2 года назад
Lol vice is centered around anti establishment
@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg
@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg 2 года назад
@@ariefbudi427 You sure about that, buddy?
@toml3530
@toml3530 Год назад
You are making me laugh so much. Thanks for making this video.
@jeremy7625
@jeremy7625 Год назад
This was brilliant! 😂
@kitkatboard
@kitkatboard 4 года назад
*Knocks on former prime minister's door then runs away* Police officer : *confused policeman noises*
@furkan3945
@furkan3945 4 года назад
Suzette C. 10 downing street is the address of the current prime minister. It is the equivalent of the white house in the US. But here you can knock on the door and run away
@kitkatboard
@kitkatboard 4 года назад
@@furkan3945 Oh, so I misheard when he said that
@MASTEROFEVIL
@MASTEROFEVIL 4 года назад
400th like
@ronniebon7163
@ronniebon7163 4 года назад
@@furkan3945 It's likely he went to a lookalike building nearby. That's where alot of journalists to filming if they haven't obtained permission to go inside of Downing Street.
@niklas4338
@niklas4338 4 года назад
policeman *farts*
@shnerped3549
@shnerped3549 3 года назад
"I dealt illegal drugs, and murdered a family. What are you in for?" " _I carried salmon suspiciously_ "
@maddie262
@maddie262 3 года назад
*backs away*
@flamingblood8447
@flamingblood8447 3 года назад
*looks at the officer on patrol*
@noahanders7605
@noahanders7605 3 года назад
@@flamingblood8447 "officer help I don't want to die"
@softserve7623
@softserve7623 3 года назад
@@noahanders7605 officer : What did he do Prisoner: 🥵Sussy fishy😩 Officer: runs away cutely
@nekow9684
@nekow9684 3 года назад
@@softserve7623 you ruined the joke
@ruinfox4108
@ruinfox4108 Год назад
i love the "we are doing a kid tv thing" as his excuse as to why he was wearing the armour lol.
@px5ix4pz6j
@px5ix4pz6j Год назад
We need to see more of this guy
@koenigkorczak
@koenigkorczak 4 года назад
guy: *shakes a rug and wears an outrageous double ruff policeman: "is that like an anti-establishment thing?"
@bobthebuilder1360
@bobthebuilder1360 4 года назад
He knowsss
@breakmystupidniconicokneec3353
@breakmystupidniconicokneec3353 4 года назад
The police man has hind sight 😮
@tanyano9
@tanyano9 4 года назад
Did the policeman have an issue with you filming...?
@sandrajones8245
@sandrajones8245 4 года назад
That copper knows his shit!
@zForce4
@zForce4 4 года назад
Antidestablishmentaranism
@shooby9496
@shooby9496 3 года назад
Shout-out to the man who actually sat down with him and played blackjack in the middle of a library aisle.
@xleage
@xleage 3 года назад
This guy just servedon't 3 months in jail for this
@infeksiketawa
@infeksiketawa 3 года назад
Man of the year
@arcsoned1112
@arcsoned1112 3 года назад
He is now serving his 6 year sentence in jail
@simonolsson9706
@simonolsson9706 3 года назад
Yes thats relly gangster
@warrior2874
@warrior2874 3 года назад
Yeah that was very funny🤣🤣
@TheWholeGrainBread_Real
@TheWholeGrainBread_Real 9 месяцев назад
Guy - Ding dong ditches the prime ministers house Cop - ☺️
@highlandoutsider8148
@highlandoutsider8148 Год назад
The cop at the end laughing 😂
@marsy5939
@marsy5939 5 лет назад
Inmate: I killed a man and you? Me: I carried a salmon suspiciuosly Inmate: *sits farther*
@sbp4215
@sbp4215 5 лет назад
I appreciate the correct usage of farther.
@redouan753
@redouan753 5 лет назад
HAHAHAHA
@bob9644
@bob9644 5 лет назад
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHA
@theman7735
@theman7735 5 лет назад
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@mirwaiz9619
@mirwaiz9619 5 лет назад
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@lebabyjames2945
@lebabyjames2945 4 года назад
What if they put him on trial because of this footage years later.
@ebase5212
@ebase5212 4 года назад
They have all the evidence ..open shut case
@Majskatt
@Majskatt 4 года назад
If he ever decided to become a real critic of the establishment the queen gets to shout off with his head.
@bitsbytes123
@bitsbytes123 4 года назад
You could tell most of the police didn’t really care, in fact one of them started laughing near the end.
@Dani-it5sy
@Dani-it5sy 4 года назад
@@bitsbytes123 Imagine in Holland. You light up a spliff in front of an officer and he smiles in that way.
@26longlongtime
@26longlongtime 4 года назад
Rip tay k
@effmltalks
@effmltalks Год назад
LOVED this.
@TheRealSocks
@TheRealSocks Год назад
Everybody gangsta till the police yell at the cameraman for filming
@ParksandPosh
@ParksandPosh 2 года назад
Plot twist: he’s now serving 35 years for multiple offences
@RogueSeraph
@RogueSeraph 2 года назад
Plot Twist: He will only serve one and going to be beheaded after.
@letthelivingbefull112
@letthelivingbefull112 2 года назад
@@RogueSeraph double plot twist they skipped the sentence and went straight to beheading
@mallardofmodernia8092
@mallardofmodernia8092 2 года назад
Tbf if a man can get arrested over a joke , then i wont be surprised
@notahotshot
@notahotshot 2 года назад
@U̷n̷k̷n̷o̷w̷n̷ , quadruple plot twist, he's serving a 35 year sentence, but his head is in a separate cell.
@abegarfield543
@abegarfield543 2 года назад
I wish.
@savantpeen1567
@savantpeen1567 3 года назад
If he was in the medieval ages. He would be the most wanted man
@adeelqadir6517
@adeelqadir6517 3 года назад
bounty: 90000 million coins
@adeelqadir6517
@adeelqadir6517 3 года назад
Or whatever the currency was at the midievals
@kingcartierjs7022
@kingcartierjs7022 3 года назад
El Chapo 2.0 but instead this is before El Chapo was even born
@adeelqadir6517
@adeelqadir6517 3 года назад
@@kingcartierjs7022 i agree
@lightstorm3256
@lightstorm3256 3 года назад
But... the medieval ages ended in 16th century. Those laws weren't even made up then :D.
@AmitApolloBarman
@AmitApolloBarman Год назад
Knocking on a door and walking away? In the States, we have a name for the act! 🤣
@cyclingnerddelux698
@cyclingnerddelux698 Год назад
This was brilliant.
@subliminallytrying4046
@subliminallytrying4046 5 лет назад
*in jail* inmates : so what crime have you done dude? vice : I wAlKeD wItH SaLmoN
@mattreyes4803
@mattreyes4803 5 лет назад
Suspiciously
@MatthewHodges
@MatthewHodges 5 лет назад
pff.. I gambled in a library.
@darthrincus
@darthrincus 5 лет назад
That would go nice with a family guy meme if you know which I'm talking about :y
@congaming98
@congaming98 5 лет назад
That edit was painful
@peterrabbitn787
@peterrabbitn787 5 лет назад
I sang a ballade to Tony Blair
@pwopyt3811
@pwopyt3811 2 года назад
*Someone is walking by street with a giant salmon* A random British man: "It doesn't look suspicious"
@kayleighjohnstone7917
@kayleighjohnstone7917 2 года назад
Honestly there's so much weird crap in central London it's normal to us now 😂
@dOVERanalyst
@dOVERanalyst 2 года назад
Why would it?
@williambarraclough8712
@williambarraclough8712 2 года назад
Of course not in my town (doncaster) ppl are always carrying salmon
@aleksababic3730
@aleksababic3730 2 года назад
Bri'ish *
@KristinaVukovic1
@KristinaVukovic1 2 года назад
@@aleksababic3730 ? thats not funny
@Rwadley
@Rwadley Год назад
This is a certified good classic.
@Anasyub
@Anasyub Год назад
THE LAST ONE MADE ME LAUGH esp when the guard was laughing too
@venus-jv8hc
@venus-jv8hc 3 года назад
No one: *Draco malfoy's rebel phase:*
@oniichan._.
@oniichan._. 3 года назад
*intense wheezing*
@xnimoeee8410
@xnimoeee8410 3 года назад
You got me
@hanksadmireraynrandismyfav9853
@hanksadmireraynrandismyfav9853 3 года назад
That’s not his rebel phase, that’s just him muggle baiting again.
@Mushroom_moon_stirfry
@Mushroom_moon_stirfry 3 года назад
He was born rebel.
@FizzyGacha
@FizzyGacha 3 года назад
"These filthy muggles really think they can try to throw me in jail for holding my precious salmon fish? My father will hear about this!" *Draco then proceeds to bite down on his green apple, furiously.*
@masterdunx
@masterdunx 2 года назад
The policeman letting him knock on the PM's door and run away strikes me as very British humour.
@annawhistles
@annawhistles 2 года назад
Hahahahahaha yes that's pretty hilarious
@spankthemonkey3437
@spankthemonkey3437 2 года назад
Playing Bennie hill music
@Shuker8964
@Shuker8964 2 года назад
“Oh finally something funny today”
@hitrapperandartistdababy
@hitrapperandartistdababy 2 года назад
@@goldcakes as long as he isnt wearing an outrageous double ruff I think he’ll be alright
@manishbaj
@manishbaj 2 года назад
I think the policeman knew he was filming, probably even saw the camera crew.
@blackbirdpayan
@blackbirdpayan Год назад
Not even the peaky blinders dared to go that wild
@BestMan4
@BestMan4 10 месяцев назад
I'm glad people realize there are dumb laws that should be ignored.
@LeesSolidstory
@LeesSolidstory 4 года назад
Why is draco malfoy running around breaking petty laws
@siennasmith1354
@siennasmith1354 4 года назад
Thats what I wanna know 2
@thedevil1667
@thedevil1667 3 года назад
😂😂I thought the same thing
@javiermercado4215
@javiermercado4215 3 года назад
Lool
@sumitmishra-cy4uz
@sumitmishra-cy4uz 3 года назад
Because dark lord told him so
@charlieweasley2534
@charlieweasley2534 3 года назад
I KNEW I recognised him!
@tacksonjoxic7248
@tacksonjoxic7248 4 года назад
Judge: ur still lookin 10 years 6ix9ine: u know vice?
@Lazerside
@Lazerside 4 года назад
this is so underrated.
@barackobama1187
@barackobama1187 4 года назад
lol so stupid true
@muwahid2380
@muwahid2380 4 года назад
Lmao
@yashdhawan8777
@yashdhawan8777 4 года назад
Fuck man next level😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thatguyok154
@thatguyok154 4 года назад
I dun Get it
@kellynewman7741
@kellynewman7741 Год назад
Brits being lewd: “Come out and play!”😂
@kaidarell2504
@kaidarell2504 5 лет назад
Her: I like bad boys Him: *carrying a salmon* Her: 😩😩😩😖😌
@kwiiten2032
@kwiiten2032 5 лет назад
👏👏👏
@Moozy-Fruit
@Moozy-Fruit 5 лет назад
Moisture Lvls are off the chart!
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 5 лет назад
I carry a salmon everyday... in my pants!
@bureh6925
@bureh6925 4 года назад
The Snappey I’m your 1,000th like
@ThySupremeFriend
@ThySupremeFriend 4 года назад
Carrying a salmon suspiciously mind you
@samwrihiro
@samwrihiro 5 лет назад
Him: Deliberately breaks law in libray Also him: Makes sure to whisper
@VishalHanda
@VishalHanda 5 лет назад
lmao
@highwaytothesun
@highwaytothesun 5 лет назад
he's a criminal, not a monster
@whatoustudio
@whatoustudio 5 лет назад
don't fuck with the librarians dude they're straight up crazy
@alexanderalexeev3434
@alexanderalexeev3434 5 лет назад
it would be too stupid to organize illegal casino business in library and get banned for loud voice. Reminds me Al Capone was charged for tax evasion
@doughboywhine
@doughboywhine 5 лет назад
you gotta show some RESPEC
@davidboinonen9613
@davidboinonen9613 Год назад
The no socks within a 100 yards of the queen got me 😂😂😂
@qigongkylar944
@qigongkylar944 Год назад
Love how one cops all casual and cool and the others got an MP5 just in case
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