I built a hammering machine that destroys everything

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And with everything I mean my career. And yes, I use the term "robot" very freely. In the same way I use "you look great" very freely.
Go watch Good Mythical Morning's video in case you want to spend 3 minutes and 52 more seconds with the hammering robot: • We Made A Hammer Robot...
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🙏 Scott Lawrie for filming and giving the best behind-the-camera-comments
🙏 Marcos Ramirez for helping build the hammering robot and tolerating me being such a overconfident student
🙏Trey Xavier for making the official shitty robot tracks / geargods 💖
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@morganw2492 6 лет назад

"this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing" me on every exam

@PKMartin 6 лет назад

Me at literally every stage of my life

@nanag6934 6 лет назад

Me rn

@koosnaamloos4291 6 лет назад

I hope you're not a doctor

@censusgary 6 лет назад

Trump in the Oval Office.

@johanstrom8473 6 лет назад

As someone studying to be a mechanical engineer, I can confirm.

@GroovingPict 4 года назад

Simone: banning obvious dirty jokes and puns related to hammers. Also Simone: "omg, this is some hard wood.... putting D-shafts in the hole.... dont get stuck in the hole"

@WolfLykaios 5 лет назад

"I feel like this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing" I need that in a shirt. Because it's definitely me.

@ladygrndr9424 4 года назад

Yup. THAT I would buy :D

@JayDeeIsMyName 4 года назад

@@ladygrndr9424 Look out with these comments: before you know some spambot links you to a cheap-ass knockoff.

@JohnnyC01 Год назад

I need one for work :D

@halliehoffman595 5 лет назад

with the calculator, im surprised she didnt say "now thats what i call, crunching numbers."

@Nerd_lass_nach 5 лет назад

i was laughing tears -.... thats how i do my taxes ....

@trygveevensen171 5 лет назад

Probably blacklisted to

@copbabycombo1311 4 года назад

yeah

@PB-eg2je 3 года назад

Top 10 missed opportunities

@GoodMythicalMorning 6 лет назад

Thanks for bringing Hammer Bot all the way from San Francisco! He was...almost helpful, but definitely more helpful than Link!

@ethanshohet 6 лет назад

Good Mythical Morning better than u guys could do

@brentvettel5343 6 лет назад

Good Mythical Morning you could say It's Hammer Time

@benrodir2 6 лет назад

they were making a joke, don't be upset.

@nicka2097 6 лет назад

Ethan Shohet They could do much better

@willy.c 6 лет назад

Ethan Shohet I disagree slightly, they studied engineering in college.

@abe8171 6 лет назад

Warning: Nails must be 21 years of age or older to get hammered

@rabbitpiet7182 6 лет назад

Abdul 16 oh wait you’re an Ami.

@cabbage-soup 5 лет назад

@@rabbitpiet7182 lol i thought you were speaking french for the longest time. yeah american drinking laws are awful silly. it's not like you gain better self control after you're 21.

@rogerwilco1777 4 года назад

14 in mississippi! Whoooo!

@ClassicaI 4 года назад

Roger Wilco any age with parental consent in Texas

@schnoig_ 4 года назад

Classical what

@elijahh2220 5 лет назад

"We're gonna build a birdhouse." "That's... very hopeful!"

@felixmurphy472 4 года назад

"I'm going to weld for the first time in my life" Cut to the truckla and everything she's built after- now that's growth

@KentoNishi 6 лет назад

"560 pounds" WOW THATS A LOT OF MONEY "...of thrust" oh

@chatboss000 6 лет назад

Kento Nishi I thought that too.

@jacksonpat6624 5 лет назад

same@@chatboss000

@ishashka 5 лет назад

You know how much thrust you can buy with that?

@achillisbarot1002 4 года назад

She’s in San Francisco the United States she uses dollars

@DrCJones 4 года назад

That's what...nm

@sniddunc 5 лет назад

"are you upset with your computer? does your website not working right?" perfect 10/10

@vfefeld6772 6 лет назад

« I don’t call it safety, I call it sexy » 😂❤️

@jackmcintyre3476 6 лет назад

I was actually tearing up when it got to the dog... I have no chill

@meelokun 6 лет назад

"Oh my god, this is some hard wood, its like impenetrable" - Simone Giertz

@davidtaylor857 4 года назад

meelokun I hear that phrase a lot

@StrawberryMilk 4 года назад

@@davidtaylor857 no you dont

@erictaylor5462 6 лет назад

When I was learning to weld, I set my leg on fire. Not my pant leg, my LEG. Well my pant leg was burning too, but I was more worried about my leg.

@jcxz983 6 лет назад

Did you manage to extinguish it since?

@KattReen 5 лет назад

@@jcxz983 Legend has it, it's still burning to this day

@almo9004 5 лет назад

Golden rule of welding: If it sounds like bacon, you're doing great. If it smells like bacon, buddy, you're on fire.

@pashaveres4629 3 года назад

Whew! Now I feel better about setting just my shirt on fire. But I didn't know it - because I'd just used most of a rod and thought the heat on my belly was radiating from the work.

@xhdultrawalk 5 лет назад

the way the hammers shake as they swing is hysterical...i fucn love it

@AndreaVazquezOMG 4 года назад

"this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing" me on class, me on tests, me on life.

@MrThumbtack 6 лет назад

It's not just you Simone. Hammer handles are often made from Hickory, which is literally the hardest wood I've ever had the misfortune of working with.

@sixstringedthing 6 лет назад

That's useful to know. Thumbs up.

@simontay4851 6 лет назад

Oak is the hardest wood.

@MrThumbtack 6 лет назад

No actually. tinytimbers.com/pdf/chart_janka.pdf

@Nemozoli 6 лет назад

Quebracho and lignum vitae are the hardest woods. I have already worked with the latter, it is really a tool-duller hardness! Gets a greenish tint from exposure to sunlight...

@caminoprojectUS 6 лет назад

what suprised me on that list was pecan. i expected it to be lower. i know it is hard. thats why i made a hammer handle out of it. seemed like a good wood for the job. bit brittle though and likes to split with the grain. but it has a good strenth and integrity until that point

@terriblej6107 6 лет назад

Simon, please never become a mechanical engineer. We all enjoy your suffering too much

@CJ-nv6ju 5 лет назад

THAT POOR DOG I'm glad it got away 😂

@garethbaus5471 4 года назад

I hope the person who got it took an 8 pound sledgehammer to it.

@1earflapping 4 года назад

7:16 : "Oh wow. It's now again. Just like at the beginning of this video." I'm in love....

@natasfresas 6 лет назад

This is hilarious. The robot dog was trying to get away from the hammer machine

@baley7 6 лет назад

it was animal cruelty!

@dipakbudhathoki7545 6 лет назад

It seems like the robotic dog had a sensor which help him not to go near to the danger...

@ardaorhan 6 лет назад

She really hammered in the fact that she doesn't wanna hear hammer puns.

@Jeff-ok6dr 6 лет назад

She really nailed it.

@gameglitcher 6 лет назад

Before things got hammered, they got stoned.

@anferrr 5 лет назад

My favorite part of the video was Simone trying to stay serious and mature when speaking about D Shafts going into holes 😂😂😂 The struggle 😂

@ANTONIAXELRIV 6 лет назад

"I try to push it back into the eyeball" god. I love her.

@griffinrogerss 6 лет назад

Simone is the embodiment of “That looks so easy, even I could do it!” and the results often vary.

@qweenqwillava94 6 лет назад

As a welder, the welding bit was too cute, my favorite part for sure haha

@reallivebluescat 6 лет назад

" I MADE A THING!"

@Fiifufu 6 лет назад

Just took a sip of my tea before "D shafts". Thanks Simone!

@tjk21504 4 года назад

Simone : I've blacklisted "let's get hammered" Also Simone: Uses that exact line on the Over-Engineered Bottle Opener 🤣

@marcberanger 6 лет назад

Clearly the dog was practicing the third law of robotics...

@LawtonDigital 6 лет назад

... and breaking the 2nd.

@Howtard 6 лет назад

It yelped when the hammer finally got it. They've learned our weaknesses..

@faris1257 6 лет назад

so whos gonna tell me what the law is

@keylay9453 6 лет назад

∞Music∞ just a guess, avoid harm

@PatheticApathetic 6 лет назад

∞Music∞ the three laws of robotics: 1. A robot can not harm a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey any order given to it by a human being unless that order conflicts with the first law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence unless such actions would conflict with the first 2 laws

@Alex-nl5cy 6 лет назад

"I feel like this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing" Me irl

@arrisogorman4409 5 лет назад

Simone: I built a hammering machine that destroys everything. *Rhett and Link pop up* *LEts tAlK AbOUt ThAt*

@thisurldoesnotexist 2 года назад

The infectious joy of Simone learning new skills is why I watch this channel

@Reoh0z 6 лет назад

Sometimes you don't know what was missing from your life until you find it.

@KrumpOcake 3 года назад

“I’ve planned really carefully” *furiously stabs metal* Me: ah yes, I see

@lucstockdale 6 лет назад

"This is some hard wood." That's what she said. "It's like impenetrable." That's what he said.

@sampathsris 4 года назад

"I have these little shafts that are going into the hole". "But you need to make sure that they don't get stuck in the holes".

@Notdamiandark 4 года назад

@@sampathsris That's...that's what she said

@Schmockerich 4 года назад

THANK YOU FOR THIS ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CAPS LOCK WRITERS1 I FEEL SO SEEN

@Meunshey 6 лет назад

I read the title as i made a Hamsterbot😂😂😂😂

@simonegiertz 6 лет назад

next video

@DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop 6 лет назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-y8Kyi0WNg40.html

@Meunshey 6 лет назад

Simone Giertz Omg seriously???? Omg omg omg omg omg!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUUUU!!!! YOU MADE MY DAY!!!! I WAS DEPRESSED JUST NOW UNTIL YOU SAID NEXT VIDEO!!! OMG!!! YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY!!! I LOVE YOUUU!!!!

@Meunshey 6 лет назад

Flobbled 😂😂😂 hahahahahahhaha

@bee5648 6 лет назад

Same 😂

@slaximillion6044 6 лет назад

Welcome to Simone Giertz’s channel where the rules were made for breaking, and blacklists get hammered.

@mxtomituck 3 года назад

"I feel like this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing." MOOD.

@luisasimoes1 6 лет назад

"im just seeing how much my arm hair has grown" hahahahahahhahahaha ok, simone!hahaha

@mitchellwarren73 6 лет назад

What are the rules about taking a hammering robot on airplanes?

@ChaosWitchAnna 6 лет назад

Mitchell Warren That's an excellent question, you have me curious how that works now too!

@taputechnic 6 лет назад

"Hammer robot" is not on the TSA list of forbidden items, so I think it's OK. Note: I am not a lawyer.

@npc6924 6 лет назад

Don't

@mattbroomer2000 6 лет назад

"I made this, it's a thing" 😂

@walloffire2225 6 лет назад

I LOST it when you said "see ya later, calculator" I'm crying now.

@OnlyOnline2O1O 6 лет назад

"Space of some other shape" 😂

@Patrick_Nottingham 6 лет назад

I'm not sure if I watch these videos because I like them or I just can't look away.

@dog4703 6 лет назад

Simone is my spirit animal

@AverageMinion98 6 лет назад

Doggo ?

@ichspiellp3685 6 лет назад

#sexist

@DoorKnobOwns 6 лет назад

Starting at 6:35 .... this is golden... the pure contempt in his eyes and then Simone totally owns it with the "NO *ugghhhh* I GOT IT!! Byeeeeeeeeeee, thaaaaaaanks!!!" Then their look of "What the fuck just happened?!!?!?...." Either that was damn fine acting or it's just what I want it to be. Thank you Simone!

@MrSpannners 2 года назад

"I feel like this would be so much easier, if I just knew what I was doing" This is one of the most accurate and relatable statements I have ever heard.

@VfletchS 6 лет назад

Simone Giertz gets hammered, still hits nail on the head.

@horrorhotel1999 6 лет назад

Now take your 100.000$ Robot Arm, give it a hammer, program it to hammer, and have a hammer off between the two robots - possibly even a deathmatch ?

@ws04 6 лет назад

she should enter robot wars

@ChaosWitchAnna 6 лет назад

Ben Müller ROFL I had to read your comment three times to get through the riddle aspect of it.

@derschleichende 6 лет назад

I don't get the riddle, plz help

@dangernoodle8376 6 лет назад

Or arm and hammer baking soda

@ms.watakamis947 6 лет назад

Or battlebots for the US they didn’t do one for a while

@mackaroo 2 года назад

I've read a comment in one of her videos saying that she's like a real life disney princess, now i cannot unsee it. She is adorable.

@AeroSpacia 5 лет назад

You are so Awesome, I just discovered your channel tonight. I'm so glad you became a maker and not an accountant. I hope your recovery goes well, in my experience life changing events, well, they change lives. Betcha got a whole new perspective now. As we say downunder... Love ya guts!

@Sayerik1 6 лет назад

If any one was wondering... This is how I do my taxes. Deadpan fantastic.

@ashol1099 6 лет назад

Wow. It’s 10pm here in Australia and I’m so stoked to see a new video so close after it was published!!! Love your videos Simone.

@simonegiertz 6 лет назад

girllll I'm in Australia too 😎

@cycoholic 6 лет назад

Simone Giertz Wait, you're in Australia ?!?! What are you doing here Down Under?

@anthonyjames1484 6 лет назад

Oh wow where in Australia?

@sammichrist6589 6 лет назад

Simone Giertz no way! Where abouts are you

@kenkoala 6 лет назад

Please come to Melbourne! Abandon Sydney just briefly to visit us!

@mjcbryan 4 года назад

0:58 i laughed so hard at how feeble that thing is 😂

@airi8395 5 лет назад

Watching you try to Kill the dog haz been the most hillarious thing ever

@Mibbitmaker 5 лет назад

A robot dog with self-preservation built in.

@brainmagic8816 6 лет назад

So fun! Although I am glad to know that robots still haven't taken over hammering, so we still need humans to totally miss the nails and make our thumbs black and blue!

@legendre007 6 лет назад

The world needs more hammer robots!

@libeshbalakrishnan8840 6 лет назад

shitty hammer robots...

@CoderShare 6 лет назад

"This would be so much easier if I just knew what I was doing?"

@lauranelson2331 4 года назад

"But I've actually planned for a while on this.!" Proceeds to pound project on the workbench.

@gargus6287 6 лет назад

I guess one can say she... ...succeeded in the process of making an entertaining and enjoyable video.

@Seegalgalguntijak 6 лет назад

Is it me or are you getting weirder every time, Simone?

@yuusha2150 6 лет назад

Seegal Galguntijak Its a weird cool

@PANDORASBOXRELEASE 5 лет назад

She lives in SF. We're all weird here.

@coffeeshangarworkshop8051 6 лет назад

I was doggone touched that you spared the annoying toy the hammer touch. That bit of compassion may have kept you from pooching your career. A WowPow of a video...keep knocking them out.

@sampathsris 4 года назад

8:48 Simone: "Someone's excited."

@arielle6334 6 лет назад

You cant destroy my dreams they were already crushed

@jeniferjoseph9200 6 лет назад

Carpetbananababy Lol Same

@munkle_3 5 лет назад

Simone is 5'8 I think, unrelated. Anyway I loved this episode and video so much, good work Simone!

@TiffyMcKay 3 года назад

I'm so happy to see another chick who's just as excited as me to use power tools & all kinds of equipment. You're my hero, Simone! 😄

@TheNathanSproul 6 лет назад

Can someone please make a Simone Giertz voice board? The way she says, "oh my god, this is some hard wood" is perfect.

@italosp 6 лет назад

Yay new video

@verakok2906 6 лет назад

This is genius. Can I send my homework. Than I can say: I couldn’t make my homework because a hammer destroyed it. Maybe they will believe me because nobody have said that before. P.S I met you at bright day in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 and I gave you a drawing and stroopwafels, 1. Did you enjoy the stroopwafels? 2. Do you still have my drawing?

@simonegiertz 6 лет назад

Yes I have your drawing on my fridge!!!

@verakok2906 6 лет назад

Simone Giertz yay the picture of you and me is hanging on my wall and is the background on my phone.

@Sam_on_YouTube 6 лет назад

I love stroopwafels! They're hard to find here in the US.

@verakok2906 6 лет назад

Sam they are just so good the people here want to keep them for themselves 😜

@user-vc5rp7nf8f 6 лет назад

Vera kok you’re pretty

@danielclv97 2 года назад

I almost start crying when the dog cried at the first hit, glad he lived

@romibob.5932 3 года назад

Most Engineers learn exactly the same way you do, by trial and error. Experience is the only thing that reduces the time it takes and mistakes that are made. The only skill that Engineers offer is perhaps optimization. Even that comes from multiple years of learning. You are more creative than most of the Engineers I know. That skill is probably the most coveted of all. Keep up what you are doing. You're doing great!

@Valdagast 6 лет назад

This video works really well with "Thunderstruck" as a soundtrack.

@PlantBasedBill 6 лет назад

Hah! I'm listening to Hells Bells as I read this.

@valixr1300 5 лет назад

Hammer machine typing: WHY WAS I CREATED? WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? WHY DO I EXIST? *Probably

@thecaptain1708 5 лет назад

You pass butter.....

@arashpersia5913 5 лет назад

lovely the way that you actually love machine and the effort to make robots..... :) inspiring

@Jadeskorpion 2 года назад

This lady is quickly becoming my favorite RU-vidr. Granted, Simply Nailogical, Threadbanger and Jenna Marbles had to basically quit or switch video styles to make this happen, but I have a void, and you are filling it madam!

@nazfx2648 4 года назад

This video was literally made for “thats what she said” jokes

@larsvdwerf 6 лет назад

You got way too professional.

@kfrews 5 лет назад

The little robot dog was like nope not going in there.

@gourmandal9284 6 лет назад

A big salute to your hard work..

@rastinkosha882 5 лет назад

Simon, I like you a lot, you are funny, smart and kind, I learn from you to be patient..

@OvAeons 6 лет назад

everyone needs a master rod polisher :v

@twocrows2 3 года назад

Thank you, Simone, for building all the stuff I never knew I needed back when I used to build stuff myownself. Actually, I'm grateful I never thought of a hammering robot back then --- my projects NEVER would've gotten done -- mainly because both arms would've been in slings all the time. Sure is fun to watch your misadventures now, though.

@Wolf-Rayet_Arthur 4 года назад

Best simone video ever (and I seem to have never noticed it was there while binging the whole lot since I found the channel last year)

@MikefromTexas1 6 лет назад

You're *not* a mechanical engineer???

@enderantics 5 лет назад

nah shes a mechanical genius

@chrisjarrett1962 6 лет назад

Remember those engineering programs in middle school. Yeah she’s a alumni.

@willy.c 6 лет назад

Chris Jarrett I wonder if she could engineer her ways around a bandsaw box?

@SebastienLavoie 5 лет назад

Omg. I just listened to your appearance on TED Radio Hour and this is the first video I’m watching. I instantly fell in love with you, your giggling, and your passion for your work. Keep the magic coming, this is amazing.

@WickedIsPopular 6 лет назад

Great video and I love your humor. I've been watching your videos for years but have always forgotten to subscribe haha....... I didn't forget this time!

@alysonnicolehunter 6 лет назад

Heyy Simone, I love robotics and I was wondering where do you get your robotic frame parts? Are there any particular places that you would recommend buying robotic parts from?

@bradlemmond 6 лет назад

So this popped up in my RU-vid and now I have a new nerdcrush*. (* Strictly platonic nerdcrush) Also, when I do a mail run at work, I always refer to loading the mail in the cart or van as getting loaded.