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@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Год назад
The house literally always wins! Check out Blooming Business: Casino here: bit.ly/3MjvIVY This video is sponsored by CurveGames!
@sebastianplayz2119
@sebastianplayz2119 Год назад
the title should be: "i made a casino" its the same thing
@Glorkenborp
@Glorkenborp 11 месяцев назад
Second 🤓
@Mrscrub143
@Mrscrub143 2 месяца назад
@@sebastianplayz2119true
@TheChronova
@TheChronova Год назад
so, like, a normal casino then?
@notahotshot
@notahotshot Год назад
Yeah, the title is a bit redundant.
@RedRingOfDead
@RedRingOfDead Год назад
Exactly what i was going to say
@t_age
@t_age Год назад
Ye
@zombiereaperOnXbox
@zombiereaperOnXbox Год назад
That's exactly what I said when I saw the title
@mugbug5
@mugbug5 Год назад
Literally was on my way to comment this
@danielnope9138
@danielnope9138 Год назад
As someone who once worked Casino Security, your design theory isn't far off of reality. However they do want the cashiers at the back so you have to walk past everything even after you're ready to leave. You also want a large number of wait staff so that patrons don't have to leave their machines.
@kitcat-xn1mn
@kitcat-xn1mn 7 месяцев назад
It was also odd to me that the cage and the cashier were so far from each other. I'm a dealer not security but wouldn't it be a logistical nightmare getting the drop through everything and then downstairs?
@notahotshot
@notahotshot Год назад
It's confirmed he is a real engineer, he even built redundancy into his title.
@plasmight3619
@plasmight3619 Год назад
lmao
@venisontron
@venisontron Год назад
"A casino that exploits its customers" is like saying "shoes for your feet". It's kinda understood
@Thoran666
@Thoran666 Год назад
Matt`s plan: Get the customers so drunk they can't even pull the lever on the slot machine without falling on the floor. What could possibly go wrong?
@dylans5709
@dylans5709 Год назад
Exactly That’s the infinite money glitch.
@minili837
@minili837 10 месяцев назад
Ya that sounds cheating
@kitcat-xn1mn
@kitcat-xn1mn 7 месяцев назад
That was my worry XD. I'm a card dealer I was watching like "if they can't get water they're just going to throw up everywhere and won't be able to remember how the machines work" XD
@pandoravex4791
@pandoravex4791 Год назад
I mean… don’t all casinos exploit their customers? I thought that was the whole gist. 😂 The house always wins.
@Honigball
@Honigball Год назад
no not always. More like 99,9% of the time
@josesun2402
@josesun2402 Год назад
@@Honigball well they have to give some winnings sometime to attract foo... i mean customers.
@Swaxol
@Swaxol Год назад
yw
@Marshmellow_Cat
@Marshmellow_Cat Год назад
@@josesun2402 Mmmm... customers, yum- I mean profitable customers...
@trogdore3games498
@trogdore3games498 Год назад
Ahh but see if you find a place that gives free drinks then you can go and do a lot of drinking for 20 bucks of gambling
@SwampViking122
@SwampViking122 Год назад
Been in the casino business a decade now. Watching these tables and slots be set in such a haphazard fashion made me resent my shift manager and head tech even more. And yes, Craps is the name of the game. It's a New Orleans born game based on the French word crapaud, which means toad. Dock workers would throw their dice while squatting down in a certain way that made them look like toads. Locals would call them crapauds, eventually as it became a popular game the word was shortened to craps.
@MrBrassporkchop
@MrBrassporkchop Год назад
I'm picturing them squatting like Russian Gopniks.
@SwampViking122
@SwampViking122 Год назад
@@MrBrassporkchop Yea I could see that being a change. "Hey man, let's go to the casino and throw some gops."
@kitcat-xn1mn
@kitcat-xn1mn 7 месяцев назад
Yessssss. Another casino person. Hello! I'm a dealer my whole brain was just "if you let them get this hammered you're going to need more security" XD I'm going to have to tell my husband about the craps origin. He's primarily a craps dealer when he's not pitbossing. I don't understand it at idk how anyone wins playing craps let alone deals it but I do like that the whole game can be turned into juvenile jokes XD. Come bet killed me.
@riptide8350
@riptide8350 Год назад
As someone who worked in a casino. Guests messing themselves on the floor is very real.
@SwampViking122
@SwampViking122 Год назад
I had one projectile vomiting pink straight into a trashcan a few years back. Horrible sight, but CSM wouldn't put him to the axe.
@aburidhwan6277
@aburidhwan6277 Год назад
i remember the video of the woman urinating while playing on the slot machine, its so bizarre
@kitcat-xn1mn
@kitcat-xn1mn 7 месяцев назад
​@@SwampViking122 I had someone projectile bright blue right in front of my table! I was starting to think I hallucinate it XD
@kitcat-xn1mn
@kitcat-xn1mn 7 месяцев назад
​@aburidhwan6277 it's a combination of things that leads to that. It takes a person with very little respect for themself and others and who can drink a LOT and not realize they're that far gone. Then security should've had them out long before that happened but sometimes they're either busy or just don't care. Then you end up with people puking and pissing everywhere. Source: I'm a card dealer, this is my life
@cojones8518
@cojones8518 Год назад
So a regular casino? And yes, IRL casinos do exactly like you did with the slots maze. They put everything, entertainment, food buffet, bathrooms, etc, in the back so you have to go past the games to get there. Even hotels usually have you go through at least the slots to get to the elevators from the check in desk.
@Sacsofon
@Sacsofon Год назад
“Everyone knows that the easiest way to become a millionaire at a casino, is to start as a billionaire” some wise words my man.
@Никита-г8ъ4ф
@Никита-г8ъ4ф Год назад
2:04 when did john (lets game it out) entered the chat???😂😂😂
@jacekatalakis8316
@jacekatalakis8316 Год назад
Reminds me of the underrated and quirky Casino Inc from the early 2000s just by the premise. Now if RCE could get that working on modern systems I'd love to see more vids on it
@exojzz
@exojzz Год назад
"The only ripping off is of our customers"-RCE 2023
@konstantinstepanov5461
@konstantinstepanov5461 2 месяца назад
the moment he built a Slot Machine maze i was like - Huh, Josh from Lets Game it Out sounds different. No joke forgot I was watching RCE for a moment
@FatMan2539
@FatMan2539 Год назад
Title: "I built a casino that EXPLOITS it's customers..." Me: "So you just built a casino?"
@Yuri_R
@Yuri_R Год назад
I love how matt knows how to gamble properly without us knowing
@ubernerrd
@ubernerrd Год назад
The maze of slot machines immediately made me think of Ikea.
@scoutstewart8464
@scoutstewart8464 Год назад
The first time in history a guy from the UK chooses coffee over tea
@MikeDCWeld
@MikeDCWeld Год назад
Craps is a real game. It's probably the most complicated game in a casino and definitely one of the most exciting to watch or play. Multiple people will be betting at any time and the betting can be super simple and basic or extremely complex depending on the gambler's level of knowledge and experience. There are a number of great videos on it that explain the rules and layout and even show the game play concepts being discussed in action.
@kitcat-xn1mn
@kitcat-xn1mn 7 месяцев назад
You say that like a floor who started out as a dealer. Idk if you're either of those things but as a dealer well done you sound more knowledgeable than 80% of people I interact with nightly
@MikeDCWeld
@MikeDCWeld 7 месяцев назад
@@kitcat-xn1mn I'm just a reasonably intelligent person with a bit of publicly available information.
@teganthompson3266
@teganthompson3266 4 месяца назад
As someone who now works in a casino, as long as they get drunk in the casino and not before they can come in. You're about right on the whole disorientation thing and slots always go first 😁
@TheSecondAlmightyPotato
@TheSecondAlmightyPotato Год назад
Dad jokes are the best jokes
@AirWasTaken
@AirWasTaken 5 месяцев назад
You literally became Josh from LGIO(let’s game it out) with the slot machines 😂
@loghut
@loghut Год назад
6:25 nice dad joke, appreciate it
@gordonfurness6253
@gordonfurness6253 7 месяцев назад
17:58 is a reference to the Star Trek: TNG season one episode The Royale. Commander Riker, Lt. Commander Data, and Lt. Worf must beat the house playing craps in order to leave the casino and return to the Enterprise.
@mugbug5
@mugbug5 Год назад
Guess you could Matt was 'pouncing' on the cat jokes
@vonwux
@vonwux Год назад
You've not lived until you've done some fancy craps in a casino
@ristonthepro8750
@ristonthepro8750 Год назад
Matts Son: Dad I wanna be an architect just like you Matt: Im gonna go get some milk
@ProfessionalByNoMeans
@ProfessionalByNoMeans Год назад
Where's my poly bridge 3!!?!!?? 😢
@squirle554
@squirle554 Год назад
Just say I built a casino lol
@zachspielberger8737
@zachspielberger8737 Год назад
Omg this game looks like so much fun! Please do more episodes of it!
@404-AnimationYT
@404-AnimationYT Год назад
A wise man once said, "The easiest way to become rich gambling is to start as a billionare"
@Fh-jz9lq
@Fh-jz9lq 3 месяца назад
you built a casino? so you're an architect now?
@josearends3221
@josearends3221 2 месяца назад
We dont say the a word here(its a joke)
@dgstormzs9545
@dgstormzs9545 Год назад
As soon as I saw the golden Yorkshire tea I started hearing footsteps in the distance (it’s the spiffing Brit)
@vincentandluna788
@vincentandluna788 Год назад
I would love to see you play and try to make it look as neat as possible
@xoxogamewolf7585
@xoxogamewolf7585 6 дней назад
Artstyle: cute Characters: adorable Plot: steal all their money
@bigbomb5904
@bigbomb5904 Год назад
Love the life hack in the beginning. I never would have thought of that, thanks I'll try that out. 0:00
@aaronc1051
@aaronc1051 Год назад
The video is probably the greatest advertisement for architects every created
@kczcb4697
@kczcb4697 Год назад
I think you consulted Homer Simpson exclusively about casino design. His casino on a island was as successful as yours.
@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays Год назад
Its like someone took Evil Genius and made a mod. I love it!
@peamee3thepanda
@peamee3thepanda Месяц назад
18:20 bro doesn't see the black and white jumpsuit people robbing the place
@herrdoktorjohan
@herrdoktorjohan Год назад
5:03 I didn't know Spiff made this game!
@Ilikepizza114
@Ilikepizza114 Год назад
The roulette table is looking rather efficient
@Thalatash
@Thalatash Год назад
15:54 I've been Googling but, what is craps in the UK like? I can't find any difference, unless he means when you're playing without a table and all the side bets. "Street craps" it says on Wikipedia, but I've never heard it called that before.
@duncanfather3039
@duncanfather3039 Год назад
Hey Rce, a fun video would be if you make a city, made entirely with the roundabout tile in cities skylines
@Ilikestarwars1245
@Ilikestarwars1245 9 месяцев назад
I know it hasn't been easy for you but you did it!! You created a successful business and all you had was a small loan of a million dollars........ Truly remarkable work!👏👏👏👏👏 😆🤣
@Konrad-z9w
@Konrad-z9w Год назад
In Germany it's actually the law that if you sell alcohol you also have to sell non-alcoholic beverages and there has to be at least one non-alco that is not more expensive than the cheapest alcoholic beverage.
@OB1-D2
@OB1-D2 11 месяцев назад
When does a joke become a dad joke… When it becomes a-parent
@peterlarkin762
@peterlarkin762 Год назад
Cheetah joke made the lion's share of viewers laugh. An ocelot of people liked it.
@Jonah-kb2nm
@Jonah-kb2nm Год назад
That opening statement was the best intro I've ever heard.
@GeFeldz
@GeFeldz Год назад
Not putting in enough bogs is just such a sociopath move, man... They don't take up a lot of space and they don't cost a lot, why not have at least one or two in each room?
@onemanzu
@onemanzu Год назад
Best dad joke
@JamesAvila-zi2wo
@JamesAvila-zi2wo Год назад
straight flushhhhh omg that was funny 2 jokes for the price of one hahaha
@disgustingapple5216
@disgustingapple5216 Год назад
FACT, 99.999% OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE THEY HIT BIG 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@cripstopheriii3509
@cripstopheriii3509 5 месяцев назад
He did it, the man invented a casino!
@b_c0llins
@b_c0llins Год назад
funny thing about that dad joke, cheetah’s arent big cats
@MadCheshireHat
@MadCheshireHat Год назад
This game is really cute!
@ixorapeed7038
@ixorapeed7038 Год назад
Always love any videos you post, keep up the good work
@nickrassi2417
@nickrassi2417 Год назад
I love telling dad jokes, it's one of my favorite things to do. Simply because he always laughs!
@ArceusReborn-yf8tl
@ArceusReborn-yf8tl Год назад
If he BUILDS a casino, that's architecture. If he added high-tech machinery, that's engineering. Architecture wins.
@dopesickdog
@dopesickdog Год назад
ya need engineering to _build_ anything irl and expect it to survive.
@FlynnB
@FlynnB Год назад
The game really called engineers' chickens.
@Achates72
@Achates72 Год назад
Yakshire gold is obvious a reference to the SPiffing Brit, I assume they sent him a free copy also for sponsorship.
@Bluetaill
@Bluetaill Год назад
RCE is turning into the spiffing Brit!
@weirdlyfastbear63
@weirdlyfastbear63 Год назад
Your my fav youtuber
@azzrinickthegamingangel9121
Lol that opening statement
@azzrinickthegamingangel9121
Those cashiers get paid 2.50/hr... wow
@sammy-the-haze
@sammy-the-haze Год назад
I really enjoy watching these types of games
@UnexpiredCheese_
@UnexpiredCheese_ 5 месяцев назад
started watching ur content recently and i love ur vids, keep up the good work man, youve inspired me to try to become an engineer myself
@brandonhodge5136
@brandonhodge5136 Год назад
Alternative title. I built a normal casino.
@gilgabro420
@gilgabro420 Год назад
Well that is every casino in existence. I one made 5€ in a casino and pocketed the winnings! I now have 5000€ after investing that in an ice cream!
@alistairmonro
@alistairmonro Год назад
Bring the dad jokes back!
@Itoldyouidontknowman
@Itoldyouidontknowman Год назад
billionaire to millionaire got me laughing🤣🤣🤣
@ahmadeus8427
@ahmadeus8427 Год назад
"Blooming Business" even if this not the title of the game i think matt gonna say it anyway
@droppedpasta
@droppedpasta Год назад
Matt is the gigachad confirmed
@Trancos1202
@Trancos1202 Год назад
"Animal Crossing meets Cassino Tycoon" and sh¡t? XD
@vyombafna9773
@vyombafna9773 Год назад
Imma go gamble my savings away They should triple right?
@YourAverageIdiot-t3x
@YourAverageIdiot-t3x Год назад
If you mean triple in debt yes
@pyromaniacal13
@pyromaniacal13 Год назад
5:09 *Angry Spiff noises.
@KarskaVanket
@KarskaVanket Год назад
Game idea, build master marsville, it has bridges and traffic, i think its supposed to be on mars making a civilization
@hippiedude2232
@hippiedude2232 Год назад
If someone calls me sir or madam I'm likely to spend my cash... Literally anywhere else. Id much rather be referenced with a little more familiarity.
@RykerLamond
@RykerLamond Год назад
Please do more of this
@malikjenkins7979
@malikjenkins7979 Год назад
If your not drunk I don’t you in my casino. My lungs guy here’s an extra 4 thumbs up👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
@LetsBeSeriouslol
@LetsBeSeriouslol Год назад
Casino that exploit customers, so you build a normal casino xd
@BrianBuhl
@BrianBuhl Год назад
Big cats aren't just cheetahs. They're also known to be lion, and can't be trusted.
@milairy
@milairy Год назад
So you made an averege casino
@alexhalemba1484
@alexhalemba1484 Год назад
You made my day with the first phrase😂😂
@meatharbor
@meatharbor Год назад
Ain't a real dice game if it don't accept Nikes as a legitimate bet. If you're looking for a real game of click clack then you're gonna want to talk to Slick Ronald behind the dumpster at the CVS on the second Tuesday of the month after everyone's social security checks come in. And don't worry if you're broke. Ol' Ronald just got out of the clink so he also accepts "services," if you know what I mean. And come armed 'cause the game _will_ get robbed. That's the one bet Ronald never takes 'cause that shit happens every time.
@ajsnotachef
@ajsnotachef Год назад
i got a gambling addiction ad before this video
@NFSHeld
@NFSHeld Год назад
"its" customers, not "it's customers" 😄
@BurningBassesInStyle
@BurningBassesInStyle Год назад
Wait a minute... exploiting customers? HEY, THATS SPIFFING BRITT'S JOB
@N0tSwiss
@N0tSwiss Год назад
BTW I'm pretty sure blitz played this game
@charlessherwood880
@charlessherwood880 Год назад
You need to play railway empire 2. It's for engineers
@Paneter
@Paneter Год назад
1,69 million subs, nice
@5reasonstoedge
@5reasonstoedge Год назад
Day 222:Dear Matt, I have a very good video idea Gather all your editors and make them all have 3 chances to make the cheapest,best and most efficient bridge, or the best score on any motorway game(e.g AQR, that one train game, ect...), or who make the longest and most efficient shapes.And see who is the best editor and is worthy of the rank of a classified engineering. From me.
@DEADPAPST
@DEADPAPST Год назад
this might be an awesome game for "spiffing Brit " xD cause of he Yakshire tea Gold. xD
@BraggisYT
@BraggisYT Месяц назад
No tax evasion?
@michaelg7022
@michaelg7022 Год назад
Looks fun! Thanks!
@serkan978
@serkan978 Год назад
I wonder how many smart-asses pointed out that cheetahs arent part of the big cat genus Wait have i just become ine of them?!?!?! T_T
@SeriousApache
@SeriousApache Год назад
The actual way of becoming millionaire by gambling is to own a casino
@Thkboi24
@Thkboi24 Год назад
We need a face reveal at 5 mil. If we ever get there
@jackmorris6776
@jackmorris6776 6 месяцев назад
Spiff… is that you? When is the RCE X Spiff colab happening then?
@RealAndySkibba
@RealAndySkibba Год назад
Need more dad jokes Matt
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