This is exactly like the Gabriel Iglesias joke where he said if you know you're gonna get arrested for drunk driving, have a little fun by sliding out of the drivers seat and throwing your seatbelt on in the passenger seat and when the cop comes to the window you say "He was here a second ago. I don't know where he went. What? Me drive? Oh hell no, I'm fucked up" Adding a dog to the mix is just extra creative
I work at a grocery store and every once and a while I'll see a person in a electric cart with a small dog on their lap, I can't help but imagine that they are being controlled by the dog like a reverse ventriloquist
At first glance, framing your dog for drunk driving sounds stupid, but the level of confidence in yourself required to try and pull it off must be unparalleled
That second guy is what the standard is for interacting with an NPC, he starts the conversation about something no one asked for and then when you continue the dialog and say something wrong and then suddenly he turns on you and its a fight to the death.
@prens ..and showed the video, gave an unbiased and satirical take on the raw data. Not controlled by political corporations but yeah. Cool opinion, right on.
Police statements on cases like this are always golden. My all-time favorite was about about a guy setting up his local police station as the billing address for his dating app. The statement was "we're proud to announce that he's going on a date with us. We can't say there's love in the air just yet, but we're definetly looking forward to meeting him in person!"
I can see the punchline for a story like this being that the cop is being driven around by his own dog partner. "Can you believe that, Dave? Anyway, time for your biscuits. "
Pulled over at age 5 driving in my dad's lap. Bear in mind, this being 1975, no one in the car had a seatbelt on. When he asked why I was driving, the officer was told it was because I was the only sober one in the vehicle. He made my dad drive and escorted us home. Military privilege at its finest.
Military white guy privilege. My dad has only brought up that he's military to a cop once in his life bc we live in a rural white area and he literally had no other options bc the cop was pressing him so hard so instead of saying he was driving from a bar (friends owned it, he wasn't drinking we were hanging out) he said he was driving from base
@@marynoble9464 Growing up around bases, I found out cops in general look the other way a lot more with military. 1 reason is they know the Uniform Code of Military Justice will be much harsher than the courts. They understand high stress environments and will often go out of their way to either show leniency or they target military. Big facts.
@@stripprclipR1 historically, minority veterans have more of a hit or miss chance with that. Both my parents are vets and I remember once a cop literally just told my mom he thought she was lying when she said she was allowed to be in the private area she was in bc she was part of the group of vets that rented the house (timeshare thing, neighbor called the cops about something "suspicious") It's super fuckin weird all around regardless. I've also tried to get a restraining order against someone the cop only referred to them as "sir" and "seargeant" and essentially told me I was being an inconvenience
Imagine you are a cop and pull someone over and they roll down the window and there's a dog in the driver's seat and the guy next to it is just like "Is there a problem officer?"
4:50 for anyone wondering about that man's shirt, it's from a n old internet series called talking kitty cat were a guy named steve cash video tapes his black cat named Sylvester that is know for talking in a high pitch voice who likes to tell other kittens to die, too bad steve unfortunately died of suicide because it was a pretty good series
I like to think when going to bed while lying next to Tiana, Charlie sits in silence staring at the ceiling with his hands gently placed on his chest, thinking about things like this. Tiana wonders what he is thinking about but he’s simply in deep thought about goofy articles & or videos he saw on the Internet.
I love that for this to possibly be true the dog would’ve had to acknowledge the police and the fact that it had to pull over the car then actually do it.
This is like one of those “cheating the system” moments. Like here in NZ we have something called a T2 lane on highways which is dedicated to cars with more than one passenger to avoid traffic jams and some people figured out that if they bring a dummy and put it in a passengers seat it looked like 2 people on the security cameras lol
Being a CO native I can confirm this plan does in fact work, I got my pet pig to sit in the driver seat with sun glasses and a fedora the cop thought he accidentally pulled over his partner
I actually feel really bad for that guy who threw lunch meat at the cop. He seems like he'd be a normal guy without the drugs. It's really sad to see what addiction does to people.
I've spent a lot of time in the trenches. I'm far beyond that point in my life but point being, dudes like that are a dime a dozen in Florida. I live in the next county over from Charlie and there's a million of them. they frequent the bus stops mostly or hide behind abandoned fast food joints and I can assure you unequivocally that this man is just a run of the mill alcoholic. He probably lives on some form of social security/ disability and he gets a bottle of cheap vodka or maybe a couple 4 packs of steel reserve and just does this kinda shit all the time. There's honestly not much variety to these guys, they're all about like this. Drugs? I mean, if you have it he'll snort it or smoke it but he probably doesn't actively seek drugs. Not what you would call an addict or junkie. His problem is the same as most, he made bad decisions in life and now hes sad cause he has fuck all to care about. It's a story that repeats itself in droves. just a little perspective. sorry for the book i tried to make it as concise as possible lol
@@Bruh-zx2mc I'd probably agree that at this stage in life he probably isn't any better sober. However, the idea that "drugs reveal what's inside of you" is completely unfounded pseudo-philosophical nonsense. Be more responsible for your viewpoints. Make sure they're well informed. Do better.
@@Bruh-zx2mc nope. That's alcohol. And even at that, it's not what you truly are, it's just you without filters and morals. Drugs do truly unhinge a person, it's sad to see
He should’ve acted asleep and wakes up and goes “oh shit scooby not again! I live in my car officer and I never planned to drive, scooby takes the wheel every now and again and I have no control over it.”
My guy your comment was stolen by at least three different bots, congrats I have never seen a comment so popular with the bots. ctrl f your comment if you want to find them, one of them is actually one of the top comments too.
I wish I was lucky enough to be friends with Charlie dude seems like he could snap you out of any funk you are in he just has a way of getting your head on straight.
I also wish to be friends with Mr. Moist himself. Me and Charlie could be the best of friends and do a whole lot of things together. I been wanting a friend who understands me and speaks of my language.
You can tell, with how much Charlie doesn't respect drunk drivers, how much he liked this guy's plan. He even dedicated a whole *HALF* of a video to it!
the guy with the cat shirt: that cat is sylvester, he was the star of a youtube channel called "talking kitty cat" and that shirt was part of their merch. the owner of the channel sadly ended his life and the cat died shortly after. i used to love that channel and seeing that shirt sent a wave of nostalgia at me lol
This reminds me of the time I was smoking in college and thought that if I accidentally set off the fire alarm in my dorm I should crank up the oven and put some bread in there incase the campus security guards come to check what set off the alarm. I later noticed that if I actually did that the security coming in and seeing me sitting on the couch with slightly warm bread in the oven is certain proof I’m high as shit and it wouldn’t work 😂
It's important to note that this plan might have worked in the past for other people, but you simply didn't hear about them because they were never arrested, thus never reported on. Like a reversed survivorship bias.
This reminds me of that Gabriel Iglesias bit where he moves to the passenger seat after getting pulled over and pretends that someone *else* was driving and that they disappeared.
The driver is indeed a pioneer in this and they’ll go very far in the future.✔️ I haven’t seen this level of innovation since potato’s were turned into chips. just wow…
The sad thing is, if he pretended that he was a ticktocker and was filming a prank the cops could easily have believed him and he would have gotten away.
its true i was robbing my local gas station yesterday and when the cops finally arrived i pulled out my phone and said "officer's, it's only a tiktok" then they let me call my mom and i went home with only a warning.
The pure lack of care you have to have for life when you drive drunk is incredible, putting so many people in danger. This guy was driving with his dog too, shows how much he cares about his dogs life too.
