I Caro-Kann't Stop Winning with this TRAP 

2 knights has been my go to for the longest time, because ~1600 opponent's are just not booked up on it. They know the exchange, advance, the Tal maybe, but not the 2 knights

I seemed to always be getting into positions I dislike playing in the advanced or the exchange until Johnathan pulled out some exciting lines for the Caro Kan’t. Finally enjoy playing against it!

If opponent tries to play classically against the two knights with Bf5, they are basically dead. The Mindeno retreat line has a bunch of traps in it as well. Best for black is Mindeno exchange line where black trades bishop for knight and just has a super solid structure. Annoying to play against, because there aren't any tactical blows and you're in for a long manoeuvring game, but white has the long-term advantage of the bishop pair.