I challenged the Mario Speedrun Master...and won. Here's how. 

GO SUB TO THIS MAN

Hi

sure

As much as ant hates this, bot lol

Ight

@Pink Joji "I'm not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?"

Everyone knows you can never beat the anime protag when he adjust his glasses and start monologuing about his secret plan.

Dude thinks like senku (from dr stone)

@@isuck6049 Actually gave me some light vs L vibes.

You Thought it was VICTORY but It was Me ANT

Don’t forget to be a god at lying

I like the space in his name

More like smart ant

I mean he just strategized better

Smallant is better at this type of playing though. This isn't speedrun, it's capture objective.

10 subs pog

true

i was the 666th like i feel evil

@@SpookelatedPumpkin 💀

God speed you magnificent bastard

And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of EVERY SINGLE ONE!

tecnoblade might have a new buddy

There's always a guy who's gonna look up a relevant Art of war quote anytime someone mentions "strategy" in a video. Just always one guy.

I mean that quote isn't even true. War is based on overpowering the opponent, deception is only necessary when the opponent is either equal or more powerful.

Yo TyphoonThunder the LL guy.

The reason was also because they did two rounds before this and chat kept spoiling eachother's location in the first one and in the second, CJ got smant chat to fill it up with nonsense so emote made it fair

BrilliAnt

you can still post text if you put it with bits.. it can take as little as about a cent depending on channel minimum (I think there was a minimum on Smallant at the time of this video) it's currently 5 bits as of me writing this, idk what it was at the time.. but I'm surprised more people don't do that.. it's like 5 cents to spoil something well, people do and mods quickly delete it.. but surprised it doesn't happen more often well, I guess in this case it'd be CJ's chat you'd need to post in

@@RainboomDash not sure if they were reading bits for this very reason, and also if someone is willing to donate money there's a higher likelihood that they know ratting out the other streamer would be looked down on

That Is brilliant lol

Nah, pretty sure they're both huge grinds.

@@trycethomas939 They never said that cj wasn’t those things, they were just giving smallant a compliment (this is his channel after all)

@@Guapo_Oppai You misunderstand, I didn't mean both Smallant and Cjya both do huge grinds, I meant speed running and day-long nuzlockes both take huge amounts of time even though speed runs goal is to do it as fast as possible, you have to spend a bunch of time looking at the same details over and over. So it was inaccurate to say that smallant exists in both attention extremes because it's all just long grindy, relatively boring material he sifts through. The opposite of that would look something like high level strategy games where it takes an evolving perspective and in the moment snap decision making. I've seen evidence that smallant has a compatibility for that type of thing because of the versus speedruns he does, how he changes strategy to match his opponents actions. However that has nothing to do with the actual speed runs which are nothing if not a grind.

Prolly a Gemini

@@trycethomas939 well articulated.

Why do people even dislike

Tfw I read this in Technoblade's voice.

@@stephenmadjaric2900 why post that question here?

Even Super Mario Odyssey isn't exempt from the principles of war

Technoblade reference

My day stunk

@@shity3585 joined 8 hours ago, commented 8 hours ago. Neat.

Okay sorry guys, i undertood it now :^D

HERES A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY

​@@ElitheSnowFox this is going down in history if you want to be a villian number 1 you have to catch a speedrunner on the run

Small Ant, Big Brain

@@ElitheSnowFox , this is going down in history!

Gotsta do watchya gotsta do yknuw?

Hey, lying is a skill too.

This isn't Danganrimples.

I mean... he could have just said nothing, and it wouldn't have changed the outcome.

Speech 100

ikr

Cause the voice is very audibly from post production and he talks retrospectively

Technoblade be like

wise words man

"Hey" -Middle aged man, Sonic 06

*gulp*

And the game has been out for 3 and a half years, that’s a lot of time

So, Fact = 125 Days + 3,000 hours?

And after simplifying I got: One Fact = 250 days

@@dave4148 LMAO YES

Technoblade

@@AverageSkillIssue no, sun tzu is an actual person.

Potato War Flashback Intensifies

LUDVIXXXXXXX

N I C E

Even though he is smallant, this was a big pog

Yep

Nice Falco profile

Ikr same lol

2 am for me lol

hell yeah

9 am, much healthier

3:13 okeeh

HE HAS YET TO REALIZE THAT HE IS BUT A PUPPET, AND I THE PUPPETEER!!! DANCE POTATO BOY, DANCE!

@@cupcakegaming882 See I was using a advanced technique called LYING.

@@novaaizn5254 not same video but ADVANCED. INTERROGATION. TECHNIQUES!

THIS GUYS PLAYING CHESS WHILE IM FARMING POTATOES

We’ve been smeckledorfed!!

@@MrLegendofLP that’s not even a word and I agree with you!

*Kira theme plays*

did it, goes hand in hand so well like pb and j, THANKS LMAO

@@meganbermudez299 can you upload it? i want to see

@@asher-360 i'll try

@@meganbermudez299 still waiting

Update: tried to download the video, it said i couldnt, so i recommend yall pull up both this video at that LOOSING! part and Giorno's theme at 3:42 and play them at the same time

Why tell me why are you you everywhere

@@Anacalgon havent you heard? he's racing to get the 'comment on every video' goal so he can beat the youtube speedrunning master

You absolutely are everywhere, on a video about Jack, then ya turn around and appear in a video about keyboards, now you're here

all *warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

@@wolfy9619 oh yep sorry imma edit

G.J e e t l l y

TANNER Pog

Papa flammy

Wow I was not expecting to see Papa here, how's Andrew doing in the basement?

What's up checkmark

LOL!!!!!

Sorry, this isn't the 3d Mario game where we speedrun through parallel universes

@@luckyc4t110 which 3d mario game is that lol

@@luckyc4t110 haha Terminal montage

@@silverreaps6803 That would be the OG Mario 64

I've speedran countless universes during this fight alone!

GMT gang

@@silverreaps6803 GEE EMM TEAAAAA

probably dudes from the west coast of North America, if it's 9AM at GMT, it's 5AM where I live 😎😎😎😎 western Brazil gang rise up wait it's still early for us

it never wasnt epic

@@mreevee7785 exactly

Peter griffin gaming said it was 125 but idk man

You can't math cuz u just googled it

@@Rayan-wc7ij Have you heard of this thing called a calculator

And winning

@@vogelvrouw he is, indeed, big brained

To be fair its Ant's own game as well

@@silverreaps6803 true

I swear Tanner has a surpisingly big vocal range, he can go super low as his radio voice showed us and once in a stream he shouted a scream mixed with a wheeze that almost sounded like the whistle register some female singers can hit. It's a shame he doesn't seem to like singing because with some practice he could be extraordinary...

if you want to see smallant and cj play among us Alpharad and Altrive made videos where they played with him

Amogus

timezones.

Being late is a win for me bc I can watch at any time

@Adam O'Donovan Oh no, it usually means their videos and streams come out in the middle of the night for us 😂 But this was the one exception.

...but the title spoils his victory

@@hayden752 oh i never noticed that. i’m incredibly oblivious

Riki the legendary Heropon

Ich hab das Gefühl huebis und smallants Community überschneiden sich

@@pv1695 Awas, wer würde denn sowas denken, wäre ja zuu rild

Ant and CJ calling emergency meetings and voting each other out for no reason on every game... yeah