I Despise You, Beth Cooper 

My FB memory for twelve years ago today is me telling my entire friend's list I hugged my boyfriend for the first time that day. It's both wholesome and embarrassing.

Fun fact: Dennis's dad is not only from the Happening, but also played Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I would love to see you do a review on it!

So Dennis fell off a roof, was hit by an SUV, got the UTTER shite beat out of him, and lost about 3 quarts of blood in a few hours, and survived through the whole movie. Well done, Dennis!

Hayden Panettiere and her split ends really did have a chokehold on late 2000s teen media. THANK GOD she chopped it all off for Scream 4.

Jaime, I had no idea you once had cancer. Im so happy you got through it! ❤️

"I spoke with the head of schools" still makes me laugh so much

The dad is from Ferris Buellers day off and he says “IT WAS WORTH IT” after crashing his dads beloved car through their house. So I think that whole scene was a play on that

It’s so weird that the guy that directed Harry Potter, the Percy Jackson movies, Gremlins, and Mrs. Doubtfire also directed this tragedy.

I am going through chemotherapy now and it's such an inspiration to see someone talk about it and see you're doing well or seem to be. I'll be on it for the rest of my life, with some breaks here and there. But right now I'm on a really rough round. Your videos are a huge comfort to me. When we can't sleep my 3 year old daughter and I are up watching you, Freyja loves you too. She's recently started saying "we're going to have an ok time Mama" 😆

Sidney White should be the next movie. That cast is sprinkled through this movie.

Paul Rust was 28 when he made the movie, a whole decade older than his character Denis. In fact, Hayden Panettiere was the only actual teenager in the cast, and in the teen photos shown during the credits, is the only one who looks the same age as in the film.

The cheerleader from Heroes, she's literally a cheerleader in everything, I feel like she was everywhere for like two years and then just disappeared

Fellow cancer survivor here. Love seeing you thrive.

"I'd rather have the cancer again than finish it" This has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my entire life.

Hayden was in ALOT of bad teen movies🤣💀

The amount of these movies I’ve put in the “choose to forget” category that you rip from my memory is astonishing

I needed a "Jaime reviews bad movies video." My dad died on Monday and I am so broken. But you always make me laugh so I have been binging your videos when I need a distraction ♥️💔😭

I graduated high school in 2007 literally today just was thinking about how cringey I was in high school. I had zero shame. No awareness. I get embarrassed to this day. I had to literally tell myself "it is okay Marina that was 12 years ago. It's been a long time since that happened so it is okay." As my cheeks burn reminiscing at my young stupid self. Thank God there was no tik tok back then.

Dennis's dad is probably more known for his roll as Ferris Bueller's best friend...

You should do Stuck On You. It was about conjoined twins and there were so many moments where I wanted the movie to end and it seemed like it was ending BUT IT KEPT GOING. It was a rom com so it would fit in. But honestly I felt so relieved when it was over like how you felt at the end of this.

I went to the same university as Paul Rust (the main character) and he was part of No Shame Theater and they'd do comedy skits that while he was there were pretty good. But he was known for the time he jarred his own poop, opened it on stage and rubbed it all over his naked body. The place smelt so bad and I couldn't see how this was humor. He walked me home from my restaurant job one night and I loved the conversation, but all his Hollywood/Netflix films make me cringe.

Hayden's career after Remember The Titans took such a turn lol I feel like she was a victim of the era she came up in so that's why she's done a lot in this kind of role and like wasn't able to do much else outside of it

I had no clue you had cancer either. I had stage 4 cervical cancer when I was 24. I am now 28 & in remission but the radiation destroyed my body, so unfortunately I now have a colostomy & urostomy bag bc of it. Along, with a few other lifelong issues. Always makes me feel a little better knowing I wasnt alone ❤

I don’t know if you’ll read this Jaime but I started watching you recently during my own cancer treatment. I’m 26 with breast cancer and when the anxiety hits I watch your videos to fall asleep to when my mind keeps racing. I can relate with how being young with something like this can really take a toll, and I’m so glad you used humor to get through it as well. Thanks for everything you do ❤️

Just in time for MUCH-NEEDED laughs! I was thinking about your falling, female protagonist compilations the other day, Jaime. And I think you should also do a "Let me get that twig out of your hair/dirt off your face/mustard off your lip" and a "Slinging stuff, like paint, food, snowballs, etc., at each other" compilations, too. Those old, overused tropes in movies drive me nuts! 😆

This is the most comforting channel on RU-vid. I can just wrap up in a blanket, have a glass of wine, way too much cheesy popcorn, and my cat hanging out watching too, I think to myself “I’m a beige becky, and I love it.”

Still waiting for a Save The Last Dance review

Alan Ruck (the dad) is one of my favorite actors 😂 I named my first child Cameron after his character in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. 😅 the “head of schools line” kills me though in the happening- Who wrote that?? 😂😂😂

I remember my dad and I sitting down to watch this movie and halfway through the graduation scene he just got up and left😂 definitely a movie I would never be able to watch in full

Even when my depression is so crippling and painful.. I can come to this channel and smile and laugh. Thank you for the time you put into these. You’re hilarious.

To anyone that might be reading this, I wish that whatever is hurting you or whatever you are constantly stressing about gets better. I wanted to give some positivity out to anyone that might need it since I'm going through a very dark time myself now. Whoever is willing to read this, just do. May the dark thoughts, the overthinking, the doubt exit your mind right now. May clarity replace confusion. May peace and calmness fill your life... even tho current times are challenging and some of you might go through tough times now I sincerely wish everyone that happiness enters your hearts and let all the stress and sadness vanish out of your life...as you know nothing in life is ever easy, but what's important is that you keep going! you're worthy of love and happiness, never allow anyone to tell you otherwise! It can be extra hard sometimes but stay strong and hang in there, your life matters, no one can replace you, I'm thankful you're born and I'm sure your struggles will pass soon! I wish all of you plenty of health and strength during any current tough times you face. Remember you are strong, you got this! never forget that! sending much love over towards all of you, May god or what ever you might believe in bless you the way you need it to! Merry Christmas ♥️🌟

Honestly your shows really call out the creators who can’t time their ads. You always call it out before, not sure if everyone can do it but appreciate you doing it. Segway Queen.

Definitely remember a sleepover with the older kids where we watched this dumb movie and said, "I love you, Beth Cooper" with our helium-filled voices. This will be a trip. Edit to update: I did not remember any single part of this movie.

I love how you call out the dad as the actor from some movie I've never heard of instead of what he's really known for....Ferris Bueller's Day Off!! Save Ferris!! lol ♥🤣

My most vivid Hayden Panettiere memory is from her krumping in Bring it On! Pls review those movies soon 🥲

I'm super surprised Jamie didn't say anything about how tf Hayden took off her grad gown. Wtf?! That is not normal.

Jaime making herself laugh when telling that Columbus joke was so wholesome and funny...

Omg… Your FB status about preferring to get cancer again rather than finish this movie is literal comedy gold and needs to be celebrated way way harder. Also glad you’re well and cancer (apparently?) didn’t come back. Stay well 😊

Can I just say that you made my whole damn day when you played those clips from the greatest documentary ever made in the history of mankind, "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia". My high school years were spent watching The W&WWofWV and Mean Girls over and over again a billion times. "My name's Sue Bob and I'm the sexiest one in the family". You sure are Sue Bob... you sure are.

I don't cry laugh often...but the "head of schools" actor joke got me so damn good. Right in my gutsies.

Any time you drop the meme of the lady yelling “DISGUSTING!!” I nearly pop a lung. It’s hilarious.

I love the nostalgic slang you use when talking about our millennial youth - I haven’t heard *notmuchherejustchillin* since I used it back in high school. I melted with my core memory.

The wild and wonderful whites of west Virginia reference KILLLLLED ME!!! I absolutely adore you. Ps. Congratulations on recovery from cancer. We both had it at the same time. I too recovered and I'm so proud of everything you've done.

No idea you had cancer before, just had a few happy tears for your recovery ; as you were in recovery my stepmom was slipping away rapidly due to her cancer. Bless you love !

Was having a shitty day. Had a screaming match with my mom and proceeded to be depressed and crying the rest of the day. Then Jaime uploaded today and I was able to crack a little smile because of Jaime being funny

Hayden had a lot of potential and just ended up in a lot of crap… I absolutely loved her in “Nashville” as Juliette Barnes though. She really made you hate her, feel sorry for her, cry for her and end up loving her all of the way through. I feel like that show really let her tap into her potential, and she was able to turn her back on her “bubble gum teen” self with Juliette.

Everytime I see “ I spoke to the head of schools” I just think of his catatonic state in Farris buller and with that I know I’m old. But I’m 30 and that’s Apprently old

I didn't know you had thyroid cancer! I've been binging your vids lately and I always felt like I related to you so much and now finding this out (I also had thyroid cancer, surgery, all that) I feel it even more! Love you jaime! You cure my anxiety lol 🖤🖤🖤🖤

That one guy from the happening sits better with me when he's referred to as that one guy from Ferris Buellers day off

Just wanted to say thank you for all the entertainment. It's so nice to find a genuinely funny reviewer that doesn't do the "I'm so angry that I'm going to yell at my audience" schtick.

You give me so many lols Also Not Another Teen Movie is a cinematic masterpiece

“I think I found out about them through Taylor Wynn.” I have uttered this sentence so many times in my life. She has impeccable taste.

39 seconds in and I'm already LOLing and hoping not to wake anyone. I love you Jaime French 🧡🙏

Jaime, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. I was feeling nostalgic a while back and put this movie in my playlist for a rainy day and you just saved me some future disappointment, and if that isn't the Christmas spirit, I don't know what is.

I actually laughed out loud at the Christopher Columbus joke 😆😆

Neither here nor there but it’s a running joke in my household to imitate your parody of “uncut gems” actress. You are hilarious. It always lifts the mood when we start with excuses to use the phrase “un cu jaaams” lol

Video is showing as "Unlisted." Just a heads up. Also totally recommend the amazing movie on Prime called "Picture Perfect Royal Christmas." It was hilariously bad and enjoyable. Lots of point and shoot camera action and a castle library that looked like it was filmed in a storage room.

Alan Ruck (aka Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off) making it around to being a dad in a teen movie who isn't mad when a car goes through the house seems like life coming full circle.

Jaime gives us so much. I even resist fasting forward for the ad she’s required to give us! Always has 💯 quality 💗

I’m so depressed Jamie you have brought me so much happiness recently. I told you once that my husband really got into your videos. Thank you for bringing us together

I absolutely look forward to all your content! You make me and my boyfriend laugh so hard 😂🙂 and it's definitely needed on hard days 🙂

I think you’re the only creator where I watch and enjoy the ads at the start. Literally everything you say is worth hearing

Couldn't have come at a better time! I love your movie reviews

not me yelling "IT'S THE HEAD OF SCHOOLS GUY!!!!!!" >< lolllllzz

Dennis is the lead in the show Love from Judd apatow and his dad was in Ferris buellers day off

The little thing the best friend does by the campfire with the beer bottle where he says Indians is actually a reference to the movie easy Rider, it was a line said in by Jack Nicholson In one of his earliest roles

Ma'am...Dennis' dad is Alan Ruck...AKA Cameron Frye from Ferris Buellers Day Off. So yes, he had another job before this one.

I made it 10 minutes into this movie back in the day before giving up. I am now so glad I trusted my instincts and didn't watch further.

Your Jennifer Coolidge voice was so good.

"That guy from The Happening" is, and always will be, Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

The repeated use of “I hate Dennis” is sending me 💀

I have haven't seen it but my mouth dropped when you said Chris Columbus made this! How the hell could the director of Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire, and Harry Potter make something so atrocious! Like yeah directors make flops but damn!

You’re a cancer survivor!?? God bless you, I lost my mom to it when I was 13

I had no idea Octavia from the 100 was in this either!! She is so amazing from the girl under the floor to bloodreina to aunty O. Love that you love her :)

The guy from the happening or whatever, is also from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I just recently started watching your channel and I've loved everything I've seen so far! I love your dry, self-deprecating wit. I never knew that content-creators had any idea when the ad breaks were. It surprises me that more RU-vidrs don't announce when the ads are coming. It makes it so much less jarring!

I'm impressed by the green screen of you at the graduation ceremony, that looked like you were actually in the audience fr 😂

I'm so glad that the dad had spoken with the head of schools before, such a chill dude

I don't know that I've ever commented, but I want you to know how much I look forward to your videos! I have 3 small children (one being a newborn) and they have been passing around different sicknesses for MONTHS now 😵‍💫 You brighten my long days/nights and give me some much needed laugh breaks. Keep being you!

Well that sucks that you had cancer, but very happy you got through it. I am new to your channel and you’ve gotten me through many hours at work already. I appreciate what a kind and thoughtful person you are and love that in a world of people wanting to be as offensive and edgy as possible for the sake of ratings, your content is super approachable, funny, and appropriate for everyone of all ages.

Jaimie you always look so exhausted in the thumbnails 😂😂😂 God bless you for watching this shit so that we don’t have to. You’re an angel, goddamnit…an angel

The head of schools is just a cute little nickname they give the secretary of Ed. Its actually really adorbs

I know this is irrelevant but can I just say how much I love Jaime and Nick's relationship? I love their love for each other, it's so beautiful. You can totally tell they're dotty about each other and it's just wonderful 🥰

I was CACKLING at the "it already stank" sound effect and had to search for the video 🤣 I was not disappointed 😭🤣🤣 THANK YOU for introducing me omg 🤣🤣🤣

I love when you review Hayden Panettiere movies. They’re so bad but we love her 😂

“Dennis is this 🖕🏼” gets me every time lol

Alan Ruck was in Ferris Beuler's day off!!

Thank god you started this video the way you did because I do try to go in every day (and realistically it’s every day for 3 days and then I forget for a month) so I can delete those ancient posts. I needed the reminder! I have slowly managed to get to the point that Facebook only jumpscares me with cringe once a year or so

I was just bingeing all of Jaime’s reviews, too!

I've been in bed sick this weekend, just watching all of your recent videos, and it may have been the most entertaining thing I've done in 5 months.

Hi Jaime! Great video. I’ve been watching all your videos this past month and I’m SHOCKED you haven’t done the Bratz movie (2007). It’s very hard to watch but it would be perfect for you to dissect and destroy. Much love!

Somehow I survived through life without seeing this movie, but then just a few months ago someone recommended the book to me. She REALLY hyped it up, telling me I would love it. I did not love it. 🤦

That would be that one guy from Ferris Bueller LOL That's where i saw him first but I'm old....

"Jack Harlow" 😭😭😭 So random yet so perfect. The unexpected is absolutely the best. ... except when it's your cringy fb post from 2007 popping up on your news feed in memories and prompting you to recall any and all cringy fb posts from the past. (Takes deep breath) I love you, Jaime French

I would LOVE if you had the time to watch ‘How to Deal’ with Mandy Moore, I adore Mandy and she tried but the movie itself is just terrible. I love making people watch it just to see how long it takes them to admit it’s a bad movie, happens every time. It’s no ‘Walk to Remember’. 😆

The fact that after you read, "recovery blowz", I said "with a z", made my entire night. Much love. Merry Christmas.

Hey… he may have talked to the head of schools, but way back in the day, he was Ferris Bueller’s bff.

I blocked the FB Memory thing ages ago, but when I hid my birthday notifications I was not prepared for FB going on to announce "This year 0 Friends wished you Happy Birthday!"

Your commentary on these horrendously awful movies makes it actually funny 😂 love you and your channels! 💕

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING THE COUNTDOWN TO WHEN THE SPONSOR AD IS DONE. so frustrating that nobody else does that