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I didn’t believe in tarot cards but then… 🤯🤯 

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Комментарии : 634   
@TheTalentlessWriter
@TheTalentlessWriter 2 года назад
I thought the chariot signifies that I’m gonna manifest a Queen that will ride me like Riley Reid
@GamerscoreOfThrones
@GamerscoreOfThrones 2 года назад
I’m fucking crying
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 2 года назад
You are the queen. Get out there and ride, Queen.
@arthurfleck629
@arthurfleck629 2 года назад
Ahahahahha
@TheRealJimbalZ
@TheRealJimbalZ 2 года назад
Love me some Riley! See ya in hell
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 2 года назад
Yeah.
@ethanguidroz7432
@ethanguidroz7432 2 года назад
Yo, this centered my chakras in all the right ways. Who knew an asmr tarot reading from leon luscious, the human fog machine was the only anti-depressant i needed.
@CoolMintMC
@CoolMintMC 2 года назад
I need more, tbch. Humorous ASMR? Never realized how good this can be. 👀
@c_2279
@c_2279 2 года назад
LEON LUSCIOUS
@badnelly7819
@badnelly7819 5 месяцев назад
I've had a good laugh this morning. Thanks peps
@Jay-st6sl
@Jay-st6sl 2 года назад
If my fortune teller isn't a vapegod I don't even want to hear it
@sairamsaikripa
@sairamsaikripa Год назад
Real spiritual tapped in.. Psychics don't need vape... They are vegans... No alcohol.. No smoking.. Nothing.. That's a must .
@asterodon
@asterodon 2 года назад
As an avid tarot reader, this is hilarious and i need more
@paigeryan6118
@paigeryan6118 2 года назад
after this video i uncontrollably shat myself. i believe in tarot cards now thank u daddy leon
@Sauce....
@Sauce.... 2 года назад
i controllably shat myself
@Lee-One
@Lee-One 2 года назад
What? You actually believe in that? Damn, “humanity is evolving just backwards” *-some random guy on the internet maybe pewdiepie.*
@ebazileyes1475
@ebazileyes1475 Год назад
Stop smoking 🚬 it's bad for you!
@xoMissTaylorDivine
@xoMissTaylorDivine 2 года назад
As a tarot reading reader this is fucking hilarious 😂
@billycake5830
@billycake5830 2 года назад
Kinda annoyed you're making a mockery of tarot cards. I once drew a holographic Charizard and two weeks later became a poke master so they're legit
@protestservant47
@protestservant47 2 года назад
*triggered*
@robobitch9121
@robobitch9121 2 года назад
same
@OfTheiAm
@OfTheiAm 2 года назад
underrated comment with that holographic charizard
@adri6159
@adri6159 2 года назад
lmao someone’s getting pressed #stanleon
@kass_G59
@kass_G59 2 года назад
@@adri6159 Wait you know they’re joking right?
@somethingsandwich2759
@somethingsandwich2759 2 года назад
As a professional tarot reader, this is hilarious! People take readings way too seriously in person and online. Granted, I won't start telling my clients that the Chariot means you're going to hell, but I can appreciate the creativity behind the sketch.
@javariusjavarlamariuslamar3759
@javariusjavarlamariuslamar3759 2 года назад
Do you actually believe in what you’re doing or is it more of a hobby
@DOP36ICK
@DOP36ICK 2 года назад
"A professional" tarot card reader? You mean scam artist... I am a reader myself, and I warn others to avoid anyone seeking payment. It's wrong to charge. Period.
@yopi_yopi
@yopi_yopi 2 года назад
@@DOP36ICK It's not wrong to charge for your time at all. It gets worrying when they bait and reel more and more, suggesting pricy paid service to help you with hella closed practices and I don't advise attacking anyone who charges tarot readings like $3 but rather the specific new age, love and light vibes only fanatics.
@idkman-rr3bm
@idkman-rr3bm 2 года назад
"Professional"
@somethingsandwich2759
@somethingsandwich2759 2 года назад
@@DOP36ICK I never said I charge? Lol
@claytonschmohe1786
@claytonschmohe1786 2 года назад
I need to know how long Leon's had all this crystal girl gear
@GeetaGalaway
@GeetaGalaway 2 года назад
I was wondering the same...
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 2 года назад
Good question.
@meghanhixon3241
@meghanhixon3241 2 года назад
Think it's his wifes?
@azo3z0
@azo3z0 2 года назад
Damn didn’t know leon watched jojo
@theemanuman4461
@theemanuman4461 2 года назад
Underrated comment
@Blackmello
@Blackmello 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@AlenaMcMahan
@AlenaMcMahan 2 года назад
Who's jojo?
@fckgooogle1000x
@fckgooogle1000x 2 года назад
@@AlenaMcMahan Character(s) in a Japanese anime/manga and one scene involves naming other characters after tarot cards
@AlenaMcMahan
@AlenaMcMahan 2 года назад
@@fckgooogle1000x 😊 thanks
@mattstyles2498
@mattstyles2498 2 года назад
Omg this describes me so well. I'm a believer now!!!
@jeff1402
@jeff1402 2 года назад
As a a Jojo’s fan I am legitimately shocked you didn’t say the card names in a stylistic Japanese account.
@yopi_yopi
@yopi_yopi 2 года назад
You forgot the part where you can spend money to know more about your soulmate.
@heathers432
@heathers432 2 года назад
The way you described the High Priestess card made me really believe you knew what the hell you were talking about lol. Good job! 👍🏾
@iffyfox9749
@iffyfox9749 Год назад
Bruh, the coughing/gagging, the vape hits to make fog, this is the satire I subscribed for. I love you Leon. You made me laugh way too hard for a solid 30 seconds
@random_dragon
@random_dragon 2 года назад
I have a Tarot guide book right next to me and kept thinking about at it this whole time, lmao
@Stickyboness
@Stickyboness 2 года назад
Heh that's cool, one time this 17 year old Japanese student pulled THE WORLD idk what it means though
@Marcovelii
@Marcovelii 2 года назад
You sure he wasn’t Chinese?
@crunch3697
@crunch3697 2 года назад
@@Marcovelii ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--iCfwUkmIL0.html
@BapGap
@BapGap 2 года назад
i thought he pulled the star but eh
@BalthazarBullmann
@BalthazarBullmann Год назад
First it was the Star,then he got the world.
@RubixKyuub
@RubixKyuub 2 года назад
For somebody, this hit the nail right on the head
@yummyink2872
@yummyink2872 2 года назад
Will the chariot also give 6 seconds of invisibility +speed and a unicorn horn that does contact damage?
@SolBeauty
@SolBeauty 2 года назад
This was too accurate 😭😭
@TheOnlyYouTubeViewer
@TheOnlyYouTubeViewer 2 года назад
More accurate than astrology
@yakoschelium5337
@yakoschelium5337 2 года назад
Yu GI oh cards are still more accurate lol
@tardybloomer
@tardybloomer 2 года назад
pokémon card are more accurate than both
@TheOnlyYouTubeViewer
@TheOnlyYouTubeViewer 2 года назад
@@tardybloomer credit cards are the most accurate
@Tsuyoshi_Kanda
@Tsuyoshi_Kanda 2 года назад
@@TheOnlyRU-vidViewer i am in debt 😔
@lesliamurico5996
@lesliamurico5996 2 года назад
This resonates with everything that is going on in my life. Subscribing now!
@iramaw
@iramaw 2 года назад
So I’m not getting a stand?
@jilliancrawford7577
@jilliancrawford7577 2 года назад
I was legit expecting the first two cards to set up and foreshadow an okay hand symbol for the circle game.
@KogamSPACE
@KogamSPACE 2 года назад
Father Leon please tell me when I will be worthy of happiness
@GeetaGalaway
@GeetaGalaway 2 года назад
The day you decide to be
@danyalachria
@danyalachria 6 месяцев назад
On deez nuts
@noitora99
@noitora99 2 года назад
Thank you dad I needed that 😊
@katieneal7476
@katieneal7476 2 года назад
Thank you, I needed that..I was crying like a toddler...you totally made my day ❤️
@WhisperingEcho33
@WhisperingEcho33 2 года назад
Thanks Leon. U centered my Chakras, the Feng Shui in my home is now aligned as well. We NEED more tikoks for u asap.
@mattheoufernandez3102
@mattheoufernandez3102 2 года назад
I still have the garden stone in my wallet since the last crystal video. Really helped multiple my money. Thanks Leon for the advice.
@Bob-gr6gh
@Bob-gr6gh 2 года назад
The desk is lookin like an i spy page 💀
@sheer_coolness
@sheer_coolness 2 года назад
Thank you for the wisdom, I am now a believer!
@MandySky
@MandySky Год назад
😄 I was like WTH is this, and I look down and, "oh its Leon!" Lmao
@empressemeraldgreen8061
@empressemeraldgreen8061 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 that was hilarious…we need daily laughter… the smoke and cough reminds remind me of this time my son saged his room thinking it was one of my “invention incense” it was smoke everywhere
@AudreyStar17
@AudreyStar17 2 года назад
At first I was like... Wtf is Leon into ? The the near 'deez nutz' joke hit, and I was laughing from then on 😁
@95manneya
@95manneya 2 года назад
Hey Leon, Maybe make some jokes about a Ouija Board next? Talking to demons is hilarious! Besides, humor softens up everyone so talking with Satan becomes like talking to a friend! Fantastic!! Keep up the good work!
@thatdivinefeminine
@thatdivinefeminine 2 года назад
The coughs took me out 🤣🤣🤣
@valtro6801
@valtro6801 2 года назад
Hahaha best tarot video I've ever watched. Thanks for the much needed laughs, Subscribed!
@ayegaming14
@ayegaming14 2 года назад
all these tarot cards remeind me of all the stands in part 3 because all of them were named after tarot cards
@ladyknightofavalon
@ladyknightofavalon 11 месяцев назад
As a tarot reader I was laughing so hard. This is awesome.
@insidethegame6027
@insidethegame6027 2 года назад
Only clicked on it since I thought it was a jojo meme
@fernandotills
@fernandotills 2 года назад
I was lost, but now I am found. 🙌🏽
@daruween1398
@daruween1398 2 года назад
so I'm not getting a stand?
@ernestguzman4962
@ernestguzman4962 Год назад
Cool reading! I can see myself consulting with him every weekend 😅
@yegankander2030
@yegankander2030 2 года назад
That is hysterical...thank you...needed that...👍
@LuckyOrangeTabby08
@LuckyOrangeTabby08 2 года назад
I was so fucking confused for a second. 🤣🤣🤣
@alayajoshua9754
@alayajoshua9754 2 года назад
The cough 😷kills me lol 😂
@pengiranmuhammadsafawi
@pengiranmuhammadsafawi 2 года назад
Just by listening to this high level energy buster is giving out already made me feeling blessed and the coughing are cleansing detoxing the 7chakras within me. It’s like updated iOS15 to an iPhone lol love you man! You literally light up my day.
@prettysparklez1195
@prettysparklez1195 Год назад
I have a witch OC that does serious witchcraft and tarot readings normally... But this is exactly how I'd imagine they would do them for other people lol
@cakes4056
@cakes4056 2 года назад
Lmaoo bro the fucking vape pen for the smudge smoke lmzooo omg love this guy
@freedomofspeech2867
@freedomofspeech2867 2 года назад
Damn it, I thought it was those game cards that ACTUALLY predict the future. Corona, 911, everything.
@cospaws8810
@cospaws8810 2 года назад
Why did it take me so long to realize it was Leon Lush 😆
@Nanao555
@Nanao555 Год назад
Loved it. This was just what I needed to hear. Can't believe how accurate this was!!! 🤯
@_UglyBarnacle
@_UglyBarnacle 2 года назад
i almost got toxic for a sec but then saw leon lush in the left corner and knew all was well.
@RetroRetrospective
@RetroRetrospective 2 года назад
Bru the cough at the end made me LOL
@bigdiyock6617
@bigdiyock6617 2 года назад
The vape clouds🤣💀
@mewstrum1255
@mewstrum1255 2 года назад
I kinda feel called out, I don’t appreciate this Leon
@MattyGeneric
@MattyGeneric 2 года назад
Love How The High Priestess Has "B J" On Her Card. 👀
@JentrixFilms
@JentrixFilms Год назад
This is my favorite short you’ve posted.
@cursecuelebre5485
@cursecuelebre5485 7 месяцев назад
As a tarot card reader this made my day!
@adamvasquez9926
@adamvasquez9926 2 года назад
Dude I didn't know this was Leon, and omg this is top tier I was so into this the end was perfect I went to subscribe after hip thrusting the fuck out that like button and saw it was daddy Leon, bravo good sir, bravo.
@Hackanhacker
@Hackanhacker 2 года назад
My favorite tao video! the vape part ... my gosh!
@runningruski2232
@runningruski2232 2 года назад
gotta make more of these, can't get enough
@llcourt
@llcourt Год назад
I follow channels like this and it wasn’t until like 10 seconds in when he coughed the smoke that i realized it was Leon im dead bro
@johnanderson5853
@johnanderson5853 2 года назад
Hahhaahhaahhahhha. Jesus. Lol 😂 the coughing and the I'll see you in hell part you are hilarious bro ohmygod!!!! 😆
@carolinaardenghi2749
@carolinaardenghi2749 Год назад
I sat through this with a very straight face 😂
@ThaBossBigT
@ThaBossBigT 2 года назад
Wow I’m so glad I was led to this reading 🙌🏼
@dfb1125
@dfb1125 2 года назад
Jfc, that last 5 seconds killed me with the cough
@abnormallynormal8823
@abnormallynormal8823 2 года назад
Holy shit, it’s Leon. I legit didn’t realize until the last card 😂😂😂😂
@justamanofculture12
@justamanofculture12 Год назад
He spoke so much facts that the power backlashed......
@wilydog2036
@wilydog2036 2 года назад
This is what RU-vid shorts should be for.."chefs kiss"
@cryptotabber878
@cryptotabber878 2 года назад
This cracked me up thankyou leon
@daniellecope283
@daniellecope283 Год назад
I didn’t even recognise leons voice til the vape cough 😂
@ImGonnaShitYourPants
@ImGonnaShitYourPants 2 года назад
My mom makes me give her tarot readings cause I got tarot cards as a gift from a witch or some shit like that and I learned how to use them.
@stellah1643
@stellah1643 2 года назад
Flipping hilarious! Can you please do a reading every once in awhile. 😎
@lovelywaters3760
@lovelywaters3760 2 года назад
The cough 😆🤣😂
@LoW_CHeEesSse
@LoW_CHeEesSse 2 года назад
Fuckin dead haha you crack me up every single time bahaha
@battalioncorpsewalker9082
@battalioncorpsewalker9082 2 года назад
Tarot cards...are a j-no...no I should just shut up.
@dawnriddler
@dawnriddler 2 года назад
This is the best thing I've ever seen! You should do live readings! 🤣🤣🤣
@thehapagirl92
@thehapagirl92 2 года назад
These 3 cards together could mean you’re disconnected from your inner voice
@christophermichaels6569
@christophermichaels6569 2 года назад
I feel so much better now. Thanks Leon!
@high_priestess_1213
@high_priestess_1213 Год назад
That is one way to smoke cleanse 😂
@wholeagain5099
@wholeagain5099 7 месяцев назад
Lmao you got me i thought it was real until i seen the name
@sybilmakuch5880
@sybilmakuch5880 2 года назад
Very creative I loved this. You are hysterical!
@YungEBT
@YungEBT 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 I CANT STAND YOU🤣🤣🤣
@PetThePeeves
@PetThePeeves Год назад
I use those same faux succulents in my classroom for my basic white b boho chic decor and I am quite surprised because they are not Target but WALMART
@weedlechu
@weedlechu 2 года назад
The amount of effort for this joke is insane lmaoo
@garrisonfjord
@garrisonfjord 2 года назад
The card says BJ?! It's a sign. That I need bro Jesus!
@ralfshmartinfinitewaters4278
Yes my future is in good hands. Yes, I’m on some chariot. Answers in front of me but still confused. Don’t know where I’m heading. Life remains a mystery. Very enlightening. Have so much faith and insight into spirituality after this. Thank you kind mystic brother 😂
@seanmullikin117
@seanmullikin117 2 года назад
Damn you read me perfectly,i feel violated haha
@normalimbaga2253
@normalimbaga2253 2 года назад
Thank you for your reading I'm very resonate
@robinphillips8087
@robinphillips8087 Год назад
Lol!! Dude! Your eat up!! But I'm here for it!! 😉😂
@johnkittredge1304
@johnkittredge1304 Год назад
Divine visions with Jack Handy. 😂
@KiyotaiTalks
@KiyotaiTalks 2 года назад
you got a snort out of me well done
@inayahcee3131
@inayahcee3131 Год назад
Damn you had me for like 10 seconds
@slothz5063
@slothz5063 2 года назад
Holy shit he caught onto me. I need to delete my history quick!
@austinkendrixfadera1705
@austinkendrixfadera1705 Год назад
I really do think the Five of Cups would be kinda horrifying
@lizabosak-cox2555
@lizabosak-cox2555 Год назад
Okay but not only did this make my day but I also keep constantly drawing the high pretist and chariot in my readings today. Soooo. Yeah. I'm a believer now. 😅
@jemarcusrusselljr2908
@jemarcusrusselljr2908 2 года назад
this was the message i needed to become an astrology major
@Boba_boyz
@Boba_boyz 2 года назад
Jojo reference
@fictionalcharacter1434
@fictionalcharacter1434 2 года назад
I like this short. There's a sentence id never thought id say
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