I Didn't Think Madame Web Was Bad... I Thought it Was HORRENDOUS 

PAUSE. sydney sweeney's character was supposed to be FOURTEEN???

i haven't seen it but the idea of a grown woman being made to play a bashful, blushing, shy and 'innocent' 14 year old gives really weird vibes

the only reason i didn’t fall asleep by the end was simply because every time i got close to sleep there was an explosion 😊

Dakota Johnson looks so unsure of herself during those interview clips 😂

They couldn’t get an actual 14 year old to play Julia? Sydney Sweeney looks like her age (late 20s) so now it’s really weird seeing a 20 year old act like a kid. I didn’t actually know her character is supposed to be that young because nobody talks about it.

Dakota Johnson sounded so unserious about everything, even in the movie.

The fact they had sm talent behind this movie but somehow managed to make it awful is so wild. Like I feel bad for the actors at this point bc their careers are stained by this movie they have this mess on their resume.

This movie should have focused on the three Spiderwomen, and actually showed them becoming the heroes they were destined to become. Instead, they were running away for most of the movie, and sidelined, which is a shame, because Sydney Sweeney, Celeste O'Connor and Isabela Merced had great chemistry and appeal.

THE DUBBED LINES WERE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND MY DAD DIDNT BELIEVE ME THAT IT WAS HAPPENING

Trin: “I didn’t think Madame Web was bad…” Me: **GASP** “You thought it was good?!” Trin: “I thought it was HORRENDOUS!” Me: **Sighs in relief** “Oh, thank God!”

Sydney Sweeney does not pass as a 14/15 year old. What the heck.

Apparently, the actors were under the impression that this movie was part of the Marvel universe and even tagged Marvel in their movie posts (Their posts were deleted later). I think they assumed the script would be good since its MCU.

what was worse for dakota johnson: ellen or this movie

my favorite line “who took my spider?! they took my spider!”

It was incredibly awkward for them to dance around actually saying Peter or May's names. Surely there was a better way to get around this than Ben inexplicably refusing to tell Cassie the name of his new girlfriend?

maybe they did have AI write the script and the actors knew and disapproved and that’s why they didn’t try very hard

so.... a spider bite can cure a terminally ill fetus but not a gunshot wound? I've seen Spiderman fall off a 500 ft skyscraper, land on the concrete, and hop back up like it was all in good fun, meanwhile, back in the Amazon, a single gunshot wound is taking out a mother who has also been treated with magical spider DNA. make it make sense

they’re supposed to be FOURTEEN?!?! i SAW the movie and I thought they were at least 17!!!!

Cassandra's reaction to literally everything was just "okay" and I was beyond disappointed by the humanity (or lack thereof) in the script.

I hate that they make such bad movies with female lead...Marvel needs to put some effort to make good Female lead superhero...

Wait hold up scratch any other plot point- Sydney Sweeney is supposed to be playing FOURTEEN ?

I went to see it on Valentine’s Day and my audience bonded over laughing at the unintentionally hilarious parts. Dakota’s line readings in some of those scenes were rough; even she knew it was horrible. I guess I can stan a self aware queen 🤷

I loved the movie, legitimately it was just a ton of fun for me, partially because of how bad it is. My biggest laugh came during a 'serious scene'. The bad guy is beginning to harm the NSA/CIA/WTFE agent woman. He grabs her arm black begins to fill her veins as she begins to weaken. Instead of 'what is that?' or 'what are you doing to me?' The agent asks "How are you poisoning me?"; and sure, she's not wrong, but the leap in logic from 'ow, the arm he is squeezing hurts' to 'he must be poisoning me...how?' is so funny. after being asked "how are you poisoning me?" the villain says he is poisoning her. It's just *mwah* perfect cinema, the acting, the writing, it's all so beautiful.

It passes the Bechdel test.

I remember rumors back then that the plot of the movie is that Madame Web was going to protect Mary Parker played by Emma Roberts from a villain before we found out it was Ezekiel who wants to kill spiderman mom before he's even born. Given that Dakota said that they keep changing the script that must of been the original plot for the flim.

they put sydney sweeney in a ginger wig and we’re supposed to believe she’s 14???

The best thing I could say to synopsize the movie is... it seems like an A-list cast got shoved into a jr. high school production and the director left on maternity leave the 2nd week of rehearsals.

The writing legitimately seemed A.I generated 😩 And I’m not even really hypercritical with movies but this was…yeah

there’s something to be said of the bashful timid innocent girl being white while her brown and black counterparts are not (shy, etc) probably not the studio’s intention but also very 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

She actually got hit by one of the fireworks while in the water and it made me cackle, it was such a weird choice for her losing her vision

Literally, I loved the action and was expecting them to have their full on powers and they didn’t🫠 All they did was just try to escape the dude

2 Tickets To Madam Web Please

I haven't seen this movie but hearing trin describe it makes it seem like this movie HAS to be a comedy- there's no way 😭

you're so right about sydney's character ! i was so disappointed because i went into this excited to see something sydney sweeney wasn't being sexualized and objectified in, and then they make her this stereotypical schoolgirl that the men who watch this movie will probably fetishize.

My new favourite quote: “BORING. SLOPPY. LAZY.” -Trin Lovell 2024

My favorite part is when she points at the pregnant lady and says "my mom died in childbirth"

my friends and i saw this opening night and we were the only ones in the theater

When I first saw the commercial for it I assumed it was gonna air on the CW or something and was shocked when it said it was a movie

Dakota looks like she is constantly being held hostage by someone on the other side of the camera

At least we got the Dakota Johnson interviews

the way they couldn’t just have the man repeat his lines… Like millions of dollars into this movie and u couldn’t have the man redo his lines …. TRASH

I just finished watching this movie with my twin and we can’t stop quoting the end “kung pow chicken is fine” “how did you know?” Also I LITERALLY said as soon as it ended it felt like 3 separate stories so I’m glad I’m not alone on that thought lol

-„Hey i don‘t really want to watch the movie, can you just tell me who defeats the antagonist?“ -„Sure, it‘s Pepsi.“

Hopefully this movie is remade at some point, because the premise is very interesting.

i want masterclass to create an episode with dakota johnson about how actors should go on a press tour!

dakota johnson saying i can't believe there's people here💪💀

I liked this movie, because it reminded me of my mom. She was researching spiders in the Amazon, right before she died

I was skeptical of the low reviews because there are some groups online who dedicate wayyyy too much time review bombing any movies/shows with women as superhero, movies/shows that are really anti nazi (happened to Hunters), and any lgbt related movies/shows. Sounds like this one is genuinely rough, though… Studios need to chill with the superhero comic movies. We’re all sick of it.

Saw it in theaters… I have never fallen asleep watching a movie at a theater before then…

There’s no way the script for this movie was written by professional script writers. This was thrown together by the studio and they probably used AI to do it. A shining example of how AI cannot replace the talent, skill and experience of good script writers. The visuals were cool the writing was meh.

Yeah.... This movie sucked. Dakota Johnson regrets being in the film, and had no idea what the hell was happening with the script. An industry insider had said that all sequels were cancelled due to the poor box office and critical reception.

My best friend and I went to see it and I was just so confused. Like you said it feels like so much was just left out so it was honestly laughable. A drinking game where you 1.) Drink every time Cassie yells at someone unprompted or 2.) Drink whenever a new character appears with very little or no explanation. Also her whole power of being able to be in multiple places at once? It could've been so cool but she used it once and it was incredibly anticlimactic. Like her physical body just stands there unprotected? She can't use her physical body while controlling the others? Idk it could've been great but it wasn't. No hate to the actors tho they did what they could with what they were given.

Wait they are supposed to be 14?!

Can someone pls explain why Ben could see that spider mf???? I wish they touched on why the characters could see him but not everyone else

They really should just focus on the Spiderverse trilogy.

trin please tell us tht ur gonna do a commentary on “poor things” we and i specifically wanna hear ur thoughts!

17:22 IS GIVING JENNA MARSHALL FROM PLL LMAOOOOO

I love this movie. I find it so funny, and like you said, very campy. I actually saw it twice in theatres, willingly, and had a blast both times. A lot of the acting is very poorly done, with bad line delivery, but it made my friends and I laugh. Dakota is naturally very charming (and who doesn't love Sydney Sweeney?), so I totally see this reaching cult classic status in the years to come. Is it a good movie? No. Hell no. However, it's super fun to watch with friends.

The titles 😭

I’ve been seeing mixed reviews about this movie, and this was my highly highly anticipated movie of this year, I mean Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabella Monor!!! Dude I was exicted, but now seeing these reviews. I’m now rethinking on seeing it.

I only saw it for Sydney sweeney but tbh it wasn’t too bad..

waitttt you ate on that intro!!!

Trin's slayful outfit ate up this movie by thousands 😭💀💀

The plot has so much potential but the execution was just so funky. The acting from everyone was atrocious imo and I felt there was no motion in their performance..like no sense of urgency when they’re about to be killed…🌚🌚and I knew that there was something off about the villains dialogue ☠️

Really annoyed that RU-vid didn’t give me a notification about this until seven hours after it was posted

the jennacore of it all at 17:07

IM SO GLAD YOU NOTICED THE DUBBING OH MY GOD

i took a little lie down at the end

sydney sweeney playing a 14 year old uhhhhhhhhh what the

15:58 🤣🤣🤣The Pepsi cola P🤣🤣🤣🤣

saved 20 dollars & watched it online instead 😍🤞🏽

Trin you have to watch Lisa Frankenstein PLEASE YOU WOULD LOVE IT

Studio Movie Grill, brings back memories of walking to the one in Arlington after work, fun times! Not this movie though, never this movie.

I saw this high and actually started crying laughing in the final scenes…it was so unreal that it was a comedy

This review was more enjoyable than the actual movie. Subscribed.

i was one of two people in the theater (my friend was the other) and we were recording it like it was a concert 😭

Off topic but I really want trin to watch million dollar baby with clint eastwood. I just watched it and it really blew me away.

Maybe it could have been better with only 1 girl instead of three. Also, 9/11 was only 2 years before but no mention of it. Maybe it could have contributed to her character’s personality

This film gets a ton of views in Guantanamo bay.

trin! where did you get your shirt?

you were giving jenna from ppl when you put the sunglasses on

they should have waited

trin u the best

0:44 please someone tell her that she is not promoting fifty shades of grey here

Amazing title

This movie felt like spark notes. No details but got the gist

05:26 👋🏼

It should have been a TV series, would have given enough room to explore each characters and develop the storyline. Everything in the movie feels rushed like they had to fit everything in under 2 hours

It’s Webbin time!!

Omg please react to Lisa Frankenstein 😭💕 it’s so good

something in me knew it wasn’t gonna be good😭

Dakota Johnson deserved so much better lol I wanted to see this and to see it work just bc I love her so much

I watched Madame Web via CAM Version & this is the worst Superhero & Comic Book Movie that I've ever seen in my life. I feel terrible for a lot of the actors involved, because none of them deserve to have this movie in their filmography. Sony Pictures should be ashamed of themselves for making this movie & at this point Kevin Fiege & Marvel Studios need to take the Spider-Man rights away from Sony, because they clearly can't handle having Spider-Man or any Superhero at all.

She goes blind because she reaches her full potential (as told to her by the Peruvian guy). I thought the movie overall was fun to laugh at!

Julia is just the stereotype of anime school girls😨

"With great entitlement come great power." - Hollywood Person.

See unfortunately when people say marvel movies are bad, its often bc its a female heavy movie and Some People dont like that. But in this case... its genuinely bad.

I KNOW it was a bad movie, but I think it wasn’t THAT bad… I was entertained maybe not for the good reason, I cringed a lot, hated some lines but it was so funny 🤭

Best case scenario this was a social experiment

Camp classic 😂